By If you’re unsure what this whole “Holidroid Contest” thing is all about, be prepared to get excited. From November 24th through December 25th, Phandroid is giving away a Kindle Fire every single day along with other great prizes like the Galaxy Nexus Galaxy Tabs, JAMBOX, SmarTouch Gloves, Android Phones, Android T-Shirts, Seidio Vouchers and more. Read our announcement post for details.
Yesterday’s Winner
Yesterday we asked you to balance your Android phone on a household object. Some even balanced it on their actual house. The results were quite impressive, and a winner wasn’t so easy to pin down. The finalists’ images included Lego blocks, popsicle sticks, and an apple rotten to the core. While points were awarded for creativity, we ultimately made our decision based on skill.
Craig F. will be taking home the prize for this delicate balancing act involving a Droid Bionic and a penny. Unbelievable? Here is the proof.
Now let’s take a gander at what is up for grabs today:
Amazon Kindle Fire
The Kindle Fire could be this holiday’s hottest product: at only $199 it’s not only one of the most affordable Android tablets, it’s also one of the best. That’s a killer combination. With a beautiful UI, great battery life, carefully curated apps/games, and an amazing array of media options thanks to Amazon’s Digital Content Ecosystem… the Kindle Fire is a sure win. Good luck winning one in our contest, but at only $199 it’s probably worth buying one just in case!
Samsung Galaxy Nexus
Who wouldn’t want the Samsung Galaxy Nexus? It’s the world’s first smartphone to run Android 4.0 (Ice Cream Sandwich) and features the specs to match, including a 4.65-inch 720p HD display, 1.2GHz dual-core processor, and plenty of on-board storage. HUGE props to Nikolay Ananiev, the developer of an app called Tiny Flashlight + LED, who donated the Samsung Galaxy Nexus for giveaway. His app has OVER 10 MILLION downloads and Nikolay contacted us asking for ways he could give back to the community as a way to say “thanks”.
Jawbone JAMBOX
Ever wanted a small, portable speaker that plays music LOUD and CLEAR and isn’t a pain to setup? Let me introduce you to the Jawbone JAMBOX speaker. This bad boy packs a powerful bunch an extremely small frame, easily connects to your Android device via Bluetooth, and is an absolute pleasure to use. Bluetooth means you can stream not only music, but also games, apps, phone conversations, movies, and any other audio playing on your device! It also means no cords! Put it on your desk. Carry it to the kitchen. Bring it to the basketball court. Take it to your friend’s party. The Jawbone JAMBOX is a music lover’s dream device.
Isotoner SmarTouch Gloves
Every single holiday season these SmarTouch smartphone gloves are consistently one of my favorite gift giving items. They eloquently solve one of the most fundamental problems a tech lover faces: using your device in cold weather. Wearing gloves usually prevents your touchscreen from working: take your phone out, take your glove off, use your phone, hand gets gold, shove phone in pocket, rush to get glove on. NO MORE! Isotoner’s SmarTouch gloves, designed in my colors and sizes for both men and women, has technology that passes the electrons your body gives off, through the gloves, onto the capacitive screen and allowing it to work. VOILA! Seriously. It works. Trust me. Try it… and you’ll love them forever.
Andy Robot T-Shirt
True Android enthusiasts and tech lovers enjoy expressing their Android attitude and there is no better way to do so then with an Android Robot T-Shirt from the brilliant folks at iSteamAndy. They’ve created a series of artistic, creative Android Robot themed T-shirts with fun, rich imagery. They sell like hotcakes and have limited production runs so get each design while you still can. Some of their top designs (and ones we’re giving away) include: Dark Night Andy, iSteam Andy,Flying Andy, Exploded Andy, Andy Verus, and Unstoppable Andy.
Today’s Contest Rules/Regulations:
Busta Rhymes was on hand for the launch of Google Music and took the time to pose for a few photos. How did he feel about his new gig?
- You have until the end of the day to compose the most clever/funny/witty caption for the above picture (11:59pm Eastern)
- Submit your caption as a comment below this article (one entry per person… only your first comment counts)
- The best caption as chosen by Phandroid staff wins the day’s prize pack
- Read our Full Official Rules for information about eligibility
- This isn’t required but if you want to be nice… Visit Amazon.com by clicking here before you do your holiday shopping because you love us!
Looking for a great gift? Don’t forget about our Holiday Gift Guide!
Tomorrow’s Contest:
We’ll be giving away a Kindle Fire, Smartouch Gloves, $30 Seidio Voucher, Galaxy Nexus, Jambox, and Andy T-Shirt! You never know when we’ll make our contest post so check back early and often!
You want to Google my music? That sound’s disgusting! Just give me my Beats and let me listen already!
EDIT: too bad this wasn’t a time response, I would have won finally!
11:59PM, that’s 13 hours from now. I think you’re ok! :)
Man, when when will these paparazzi leave me alone? I just want my lifetime supply of ice cream sandwiches Google promised me.
Woo-Ha…Google cut me a check!
I’m gonna boop your nose. BOOP!
I just busted my rhymes all over this android!
“Uhhh duh huh huh huh uhhhhhh…”
No one had the heart to tell Busta Rhymes that he was actually standing next to an old trash can.
Busta Rhymes speaks of his new collaboration “While he’s a little green, he knows his way around music and adapts quickly. I know he’ll be a big star very soon!”
“I tried to get Chris Brown to change out of his Halloween costume, but he just wouldn’t budge.”
To himself while smiling “this thing is gonna tank faster than I can rap…..I shoulda let Cee Lo do this s!#t”
This android guy right here? He’s gonna be the next Biggie Smalls.
“Flash with a rash gimme my cash flickin my ash. Runnin’ with my money son go out with a blast.” Busta
Breaking News: Busta Rhymes steals Andy the Android, brings him to ghetto.
. . . In other news, Mix Master Droid will be dropping his first album later this year titled “Whatcha know bout Ice cream?!”
ThisBigGreenGuyIsTheS#!t
AndIWantOneSoIGottaGetit,GottaGetIt,GottaGetIt!!!!! (Busta voice)
That is a terrible picture to make us give a caption too….where’s the substance? I side view? Come on!
Bustin’ out Google Music with Busta Rhymes!
Yo, which motha#$@%@ stole my phone? Eenie, meenie, miney, mo!
Give em what they askin for
I want some Ice Cream Sandwich, gimme some more…Google Music so fantastic, listen some more…
Forget about ice cream sandwich and jelly bean, I’m hoping for some blueberry yum yum
yo..yo…check it. you know like cash money and google, it’s all bout da benjamins baby…and like, peep it, i heard taylor swift was gonna be here. i am like, you know, her biggest fan. peace out!
Busta Rhymes at Google Music launch doing his best Steve Urkel impression. Yes, Busta, you did that!
I AM NO LONGER GOING TO PARTICIPATE IN ANY OF YOUR RIGGED CONTEST!
YOU STATED THE RULES IN YESTERDAYS CONTEST WOULD BE BALANCE YOUR SMARTPHONE ON AN OBJECT AND THEN A R A N D O M WINNER WOULD BE CHOSEN FROM THE BEST ONES.
YOU N E V E R STATED IN THE RULES THE SKILL WAS A PART OF WINNING. THEN IN YOUR POST TODAY
God I wish some of you could actually read…
“After the entry period we will randomly select a winner from a pile of
the most creative, interesting and impressive ones we receive.”
It clearly says they will select the from a subset of all turned in based on MOST CREATIVE, INTERESTING AND IMPRESSIVE…. jesus….
just saying this is my second post.. below is my caption… but it says a pile of the most creative… not THE most creative. I thought the same thing, was at work balanced it on a pencil like they thought was impossible but also ontop of a wine tube with a bunch of christmas in the background. thinking hey this might not be THE most creative/skill but I stand a good chance making their pile…
I think a lot of people would have spent more time on their if they thought this was totally about skill and creativity.
You and @Spartoi:disqus have a solid argument there. However, it is this site’s contest to run as they wish and in all reality pool or no pool, it didn’t stop you from trying what you felt was the best balancing act. I balanced it on a piece of paper.. paper isn’t that strong and it was hard. I also think balancing on a penny isn’t all that hard as I’ve balanced coins tons of times.
“After the entry period we will randomly select a winner from a pile of the most creative, interesting and impressive ones we receive.”
According the explanation above, Phandroid based the winner on which they thought was most impressive, contradicting yesterday’s rules that a winner would be Randomly selcted from a pile of the best.
Yo
Yo! Bust a move!
I just found me a brand new groove–
Chillin’ here wit’ my little green friend,
We gonna kick it together ’til the end
G! O! O! G! L! E!
Buy my music, it ain’t for free–
Then listen to all yo’ tunes right there,
Thumbs up, how’s my hair?
I’m only doing this because they let me spray paint that big green garbage can next to me. Now get the F out of my house! Oh, wrong show ,,|,,
Yo. If this picture ends up on Phandroid….I’m calling Mr. T foo.
“Shit, yo! I thought you said this was a MANdroid party! No RoboCop, no endorsement.
I’m out!”
Do you really wanna listen to me
Let Google Music handles all your needs
Put all your music where my Droids could see
Straight uploadin in the Cloud for free
Looks like Android fell asleep first at the party last night with Busta Rhyme.
Damn, the last time I was relevant I think the iphone was cool
“So this works on my iPhone right?”
“All that graffiti on the robot dude? I had nothing to do with that”
“Woah..what’s the green light on my side? Wait…It’s a set up! They’re getting back at me for painting Andy! Everyone…Bust a Rhyme outta here!”
‘After vandalizing Bugdroid, Busta Rhymes taunts Dr. Dre’s ‘Beats’ “Come at me bro! I be the king of the sound” ‘
Busta says to Android robot, “Sup Ghettobot? Let’s rock this joint!”
“Yo Dawg, take a picture of my shades, with the Google Music I CAN BUSTA MA MUSIC & RHYMES ANYWHERE!”
“I love doing this nerdy Urkel pose!”
News Flash: Busta Rhymes, who interestingly has not had any critical acclaim since Android was
first released, was on hand for the Google Music launch. In other music news, his new
album has jut been nominated for a Grammy. It seems seems anything the “Little
Green Guy” touches turns to (ice) C.R.E.A.M (Cash Rules Everything Around Me).
for clarification’s sake, the reference to “C.R.E.A.M” is a homage to Wu-Tang Clan’s song by the same name. Also, I apologize for the formatting of my above post.
I AM NO LONGER GOING TO PARTICIPATE IN ANY OF YOUR RIGGED CONTEST!
YOU STATED THE RULES IN YESTERDAYS CONTEST WOULD BE BALANCE YOUR
SMARTPHONE ON AN OBJECT AND THEN A R A N D O M WINNER WOULD BE CHOSEN
FROM THE BEST ONES.
YOU N E V E R STATED IN THE RULES THE SKILL WAS A PART OF WINNING. THEN IN YOUR POST TODAY YOU STATE THE WINNER WAS BASED ON SKILL…NOT A RANDOM DRAWING.
THIS RIGGED CONTEST CRAP SIMPLY SUCKS!
I wouldn’t yell about it like this…but I do agree that it seems like the terms changed after the contest was over.
Also, I balanced my Droid on a THREAD. If the contest was truly based on skill now, I would say balancing my phone on a thread is even more difficult than balancing it on a penny (although I must admit I didn’t attempt the penny so I don’t know for sure). All I know is it was dang tough and I just didn’t get as many “likes” because I submitted it later in the day (still before 9pm PST).
I balanced my phone on a real live bunny that was sitting on top of a tall toppling tower of random objects.
Trust me, that was the most difficult.
Oh, and I just balanced my phone on a penny after only 2 minutes.
Not hard at all.
Haha…yeah, I did see yours…well done! I was going to go with a bunny too because I thought it would be funny to do a little throw-back to the days of oolong, but then I saw yours and though “ain’ no way I’m gonna top that with just a bunny chillin’ on the carpet balancing my phone”. So I went with the thread instead :)
Maybe they should just give all of the honorable mentions a Kindle Fire to say thanks :) I’d walk away happy. But even if I don’t get anything, I’ll still walk away happy because I freakin’ love Phandroid almost as much as Android itself :) To me, they go hand in hand.
Thanks Phandroid for being there from day one. I wouldn’t be using my Android phones to HALF of their potential without you being there to open up all kinds of new avenues!
Haha!
Well, I balanced my phone on the head of a stick figure with one of it’s legs up balanced on a cup in my hand, with one of my legs up!
Took me literally 2 hours to set the whole thing up :-/
But hey, sometimes, simplicity wins
i was for sure you would win this :O bummer bunny > panny
balanced mine on top of a 8 ft tree, i feel ya buddy :)
I balanced mine on the tip of a star on the top of a tree…. *sigh*
I had my balanced on an egg!
It always amazes me when people complain about other people who are giving things away. Quit whining and grow a pair. Seriously.
All right, one less person to compete against!
Haters need to chill, no mater what they do, people are going to complain. They stated clearly that they reserve the right to change the rules however they want. All the changes they have made thus far have just been to make the contest fairer or to help choose the best winner.
We should all be happy that “someone”, “anyone” in our community is getting some pretty cool free stuff – with little effort in my opinion.
You probably should have read it closer. I’m pretty sure it said that a GROUP of the most skilled pictures would be chosen and then at random from there. Even if they decided on this winner purely because of skill it was still kind of what they said. And enough so that you really shouldn’t care. Plus as they are the ones giving the stuff away, you shouldn’t be that mad that they changed their reasoning for choosing a winner…You’ve never changed your mind on something because it was so impressive or just too good to pass up etc?
You’ve obviously never read technical stuff. You don’t take the intent, you take the words at face value. If they say they will take a GROUP of the most skilled pictures and then at random from there, that is different than choosing the one based on skill. You’re an idiot for trying to call someone out on something you’re wrong about.
They specifically said “Try and find something really impressive! (Balancing your phone on a vertical pencil…” which leads me to believe that the impressive part involves skill.
…and look, this isn’t “technical stuff.” These giveaways involve taking pictures with a spoon above your head and one shoe off. You can’t claim that there is a face-value definition of subjective terms like “creative, interesting and impressive,” especially when they didn’t define them. If we want to play that game, I want Phandroid to show me the “pile” of pictures from which they chose the winner…
And there’s no need to call someone an idiot; respect the differences of the community. I say vent all you like, but keep personal attacks out of it.
My point is that it is a minor difference when you think about it. Skill gets you into the finals so skill matters either way…He originally posted that they, “never stated that skill was a part of winning”, which they did. Yes they did change how they ultimately picked the winner, I’m not denying that, but no it should not have changed anyone’s effort on the contest unless they did not see that skill got you into the final grouping of people.
Class action lawsuit anyone. just kidding….seriously…don’t participate if you don’t like it. Exercise your freedom of choice and choose not to visit this site.
“Try and find something really impressive to balance it on!”
“After the entry period we will randomly select a winner from a pile of the most creative, interesting and impressive ones we receive.”Seems to me like the mentioned twice that they wanted you to balance it on something impressive, which takes skills.
It’s definitely some bullshit. How many people would have wasted those hours of their life yesterday if the only chance of winning was to be judged most skillful. The reason so many people went to the trouble of entering the contest was that they knew they didn’t necessarily have to be #1, but if they managed to create something awesome it might be given a random chance to win. Just a pathetic move by phandroid to change the rules overnight (sure the rules are at their discretion, but it fucks over a lot of people).
zimmerman flew and tyler knew! droid 00110001 00111000 00110010! (182 as binary code) =)
Just perfect… first computers destroyed music by auto-tune, now by a rapping android with street cred…
Busta Rhymes happily poses for the cameras just before the camera-people realized it is 2011 and people don’t want pictures of Busta Rhymes.
aBd bd bd bd… That’s all folks!
Busta Rhymes: Why does this say Snoop Dog?
Google: People won’t be able to tell the difference anyways and they actually recognize his name.
I thought Google was suppose to be cool. Open, no rules, Then why did they have me arrested for graffiting this alien thing over here?
“Hey, people are taking pictures of me again! Gim’me sum mo. “
Did you guys know there’s a phone named after me? Me neither, which must be why it’s pink. Obviously HTC needs to look at me now, cause I’m gettin Google paper.
Android guy or Nicki Minaj ? You never can really tell.
“Do you guys know what this giant green thing is? Cause I sure as hell don’t”
“Where was this green guy when I was popular back in 1996”?
“I can’t believe I’m getting paid for this”
Busta Rhymes releases new single for the Google Music Launch – “Verizon, Put Your Galaxy Nexus Where My Eyes Can See”
“Jeah, all of a sudden they all want to be it frame with me. Who is next? Madonna. Well that would be cool” thinks little robot.
Busta Rhymes: Yeah, yeah! I can’t wait to stream dem fine beats to my Galaxy Nexus! Dat phone is off da chain!
PR Executive: Actually, Busta, the Galaxy Nexus has been delayed.. again.Busta Rhymes: Yeah, yeah! I can’t wait to stream dem fine beats to my lightnin’ fast 4G Verizon phone! Dat network is blazin’!
PR Executive: Actually, Busta, Verizon 4G service is down at the moment.
Busta Rhymes: Yeah, yeah! I ca… awwe, c’mon, dis is gettin’ ridiculous.
I’m very happy to be working together with our new Androind overlords.
Man… I’ve go to take a massive shit…
“Hey man…if ya gonna hang with me…ya gonna have to act cool for the cameras.” – Andy
While excited to promote his partnership with Google Music, Busta Rhymes really wanted reporters to appreciate his makeover on Andy the Android. “Respect my Conglomerate!”
edited
“Shhh, shhh, shhhhhh. Don’t say anything. Just check out my new single on Google Music before I break ya neck. WOO-HAH!!!”
* Busta Rhymes starts rapping *
Shazam app on android – ERROR ERROR, Cannot comprehend such fast lyrics.
*EXPLODES*
Busta – Wooo-HA!!!
I’m missin’ out not rockin’ apple tell me how? I got the best from my man Andy look at me now… Look at me now, and look at me now. ;)
“Gotta Taste it and I gotta grab it
And i gotta cut through his traffic
Just to be at the top of the throne
But i know I gotta have it
that Ice Cream Sandwich goodness” – Busta “Look at Me Now”
Apple’s got they tunes, and they think they was the best,
but Google ain’t Zune, and they come from the west.
Schmidt said he had swag, and we made up a game,
It was take down apple from they big, bad fame.
So now it’s google music to make their stance,
And with me in the bag, Apple stands no CHANCE!
I am so happy, I am FINALLY #1……with GOOGLE.
Busta has arrived oh damn only 3 people I hope more are watching online
Its nice to finally work with some people that dont beat women.
“Google Music can Bust my Rhymes anyday! Flipmode Squads newest member, Andy, wont hold anyone down! YAH YAH YAH, YAH YAH!”
‘Busta and Andy pose for the Google Music cameras, hopefully it’ll launch right this time, we’ll even throw in Busta’s new single for free.’ lol #BustaDroid
“Um, I was told there would be ice cream sandwiches?”
In an immature kid voice:
Hehe, I touched the little alien dude’s boobie. HeHe
Photographer: “Can someone get this guy to move? We’re trying to take a picture of the Android.”
“I’m glad to promote google music! … hey, why are the cameras pointing only at the green robot next to me???”
Pointing at “An-Dre” “Graffiti, really, That’s racist…”
Not sure if these guys are taking my pictures for a magazine or to unlock my Galaxy Nexus.
OH (one of the photogs) “This Andy thing got a projector like R2? This pic would be a whole lot cooler with a hologram of Leia in it.”
“Yo Google told me they gonna hook me up on that HipHop SEO if I showed up… Yea, and that’s the D D D Dillio yo!”
Looks like I tagged the wrong thing… My bad.
Where the f*ck is Andy Rubin, he told me to meet him in downtown Brooklyn behind this deli for the unveiling of this google music $h!t… I better get paid. Look at where they got me shooting… next to this tatted up droid… do they know who I is!?! I was in Halloween mutha f*ckers!!!
Caption:
“This is me, like, Totally Refreshed!! I am, like, proud to be a part of something so powerful. But I don’t have an Android yet….can someone get me one real quick? (Thumbs Up)”
And now, Busta Rhymes presents Google Music — for some reason.
“I bang in the east and I bang in the west
and pose for google music down with the press
I love my Ice Cream and nothing less
Do you really wanna know what’s next..Let’s Go!!!”
“Can you guys believe they asked me to this Google music event? I can’t believe the world still thinks rappers are musicians!”
Paparazzi were caught photographing aging black rapper Busta Rhymes because they thought he was holding a Galaxy Nexus.
You guys seriously want me to get in the android costume right here? And I’m supposed to walk around outside the building to bring in customers? C’mon!
Google: “We’re exclusively putting Busta Rhymes’ new album on Google Music this coming year, so he can bust-a-rhyme while he’s Busta Rhymes”
“And here, ladies and gentlemen, is irrefutable proof that the world is inDeed being taken over by err.. not-so-little green men!”
“He’s a street cop from south central with a dirty past.
He’s an Android freshly transferred to the toughest city and may be in over his head.
Together they’re breaking all the rules and making noise for the powers that be.”
“Busta Rhymes is Officer H.T Cevo. Andy Android is Officer S.G Nexus. ”
“Coming this winter…”
“ICS: The Street”
“You’ll see how far the Apple does fall from the tree”
This just in… Busta Rhymes saves Andy from same thugs that attemtped to destroy Johnny Five.
Reporter: Hey Busta, when do you think the Galaxy Nexus will be released on Verizon?
Busta: When Dr. Dre releases Detox!
*points to Andy* [Busta]:”so, ya’ll like my work?”…. [Reporters]:”Mr. Rhymes, what were you doing last week outside Building 44?” [Busta]:…….*coy smile* “ah S#%T!, howd ya’ll know?”…………..awkward moment of silence…..[Busta]:..uh..sooo…yeah we be partnering up with G-Music and it’s gonna be somen’ special you better belee’ dat!”
Busta Rhymes:
Hahaha, and they told me 8-bit music wouldn’t make it big. Look at us NOW!!!!
DJ AnDiY: 01001001 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110111
00101100 00100000 01110111 01100101 00100111 01110010 01100101 00100000
01100111 01101111 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101111
00100000 01101101 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01101101 01101001
01101100 01101100 01101001 01101111 01101110 01110011 00100001 00100001
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Busta Rhymes: Woo Hah! You got that right buddy.
Aww, man, the Android dude’s got more bling than me! I’m still cool, though, right?
My rymes so fresh, I make yall android loving nerds look good !
“What’s the best thing about this gig? They’re giving me a whole pile of ice cream sandwiches!”
“No, I don’t mean the Galaxy Nexus. That’s awesome, too, and they’re giving me one of those before anyone can buy it. It’s in my contract that they have to send me some boxes of ice cream sandwiches to eat. And some of all the other snacks they used for Android names, too. Mmmm … donuts!”
“Wow I cant believe I’m here with so many geeks, but wow , Eric Schmidt and company sure did pay me a lot of money”
If you guys don’t stop taking pictures, my ‘droid buddy here’s gonna break his foot off in your… Ahhh, I’m just kidding! I’m here to put my beats where your ears can hear…
“Those cameras better have fish eye lenses, cause I don’t do anything with out that!”
PAPARAZZI: Hey busta can we get a few shots
Busta: *raps while possing* fgndfgungethnuthriuhnthtuhn
Paparazzi: What does that mean, and please speak it.
Busta: It means im motherfreaking hungry where is my ice cream sandwich!?
Paparazzi: Um this is a google MUSIC event.
Busta:Oh shizz i forgot, “uhuh ok(reference from Look at me, by Chris Brown.”
Paparazzi:*whisphers to another photographer* damn i thought he was an IOS and itunes fanatic
Busta: i heard that, LOOK AT ME NOW B*ITCH!
the “fgndfgungethnuthriuhnthtuhn” part is b/c he raps really fast, and its hard to understand his lyrics lol
For the last time, no, I am not Dr. Dre. The Rezound launch event is that-a-way!
Damn…I’m being upstaged by a green robot!!! They say never work with animals or children…but a friggin’ robot???…my agent is so fired!!! Also does anyone know when the Galaxy Nexus will be released?
anyone? anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
Fear the denim!
Woohah, Goo-gol gave me a check!
“My colorful brother from another mother is gonna paint me up some new bling.”
I have to give it to balance buddy guy… I tried to balance my OG and gave up in about 3 secs… I’ve decided I will never have enough time in my life to balance that bitch, and I’m OK with that.
Legendary R&B artist Busta Rhymes vows to end Android fragmentation by defacing the Android statue with grafiti and pointing it towards the exit as he debuts his new single: iTouch It.
Busta Rhymes is extremely excited that he was picked over Xzibit to be the host of the new show Pimp my Android.
“Hey….you guys know I was a relevant last when people used Yahoo to find out stuff?”
In all seriousness, using Busta Rhymes to promote Google Music is like using the Backstreet Boys to promote the next iPods. ….
No diggity, Andy and I were walking thru the hood sippin on our gin and juice. He threw down the wrong gang signs and got tagged and yelled, “I need a Doctor!”. I said , U better Recognize, and luckily, they forgot about D.R.E. No doubt.
“Busta Rhymes is on Google Music…wait, did Apple put out this ad?”
I WANT TO WIN!
Busta Rhymes stops by to show Android and Google Music how to Break Ya Neck
And this happens when you wake up in the wrong neighborhood.
“….uhhhh hey uh, i was uh told there would be a check?…..”
“Hey guys, you like how I pimped out your green android guy?”
yo yo yo….ah forget it, i’m goin get me an ice cream sandwich!!!
“This event is just to get y’all ready for Android 5.0 ‘Busta Brownie’. Why Stop Now?”
In a thought bubble: “Why are they unveiling this music thing in this dump? There’s a garage door over there. I hope that rafter up there isn’t structural. Am I posing next a trashcan? Wait, am I on candid camera? Whatever. I’m getting money.”
AND I WAS LIKE:
NAPSTER! I’M WITH GOOGLE YO!
Busta gonna be sippin on some sis-syrp wit Andy the Android… Wait, is that even legal? Friends don’t let Androids drive drunk.
Yo… Check this out!!! I Tagged It Myself… Pimp Yo!
Android In Da Skreet… Word!
“And this is my prototype for Android Domination, I call him the Hip Hop Robot. Soon the entire world will be under Android control.”
Hey Yo…. My Face is up Here!
Ahh yeah..Flipmode..
Here we come..
Bout to bust and explode..
Bout to make some calls…
ANDY THE ANDROID…Busta Bus.. (huh, what?)
Check it out…
Do you really wanna party with me?
Let me see just what you got for me
Put all your PHONES where my eyes can see
Straight ICE-CREAMIN in the place to be
If you really wanna party with me
Let me see just what you got for me
Put all your PHONES where my eyes can see
Straight ICE-CREAMIN in the place to be
You better not “Touch It”, That’s my Ice Cream Sandwich!!!!
Press: “Busta how do you feel about being here today? ”
Busta Rhymes: “Being here and standing next to this android bot, I feel like Steve Urkel when he made Urkelbot. All that’s missing is the Winslows (chuckling ). “
Busta Rhymes going for an Ice Cream Sandwich with his fellow Andy, caught by Paparazzi.
” On three everyone say I used to be gangsta, 1-2-3….”
“.. Yo man, I found the green guy like this, someone else tagged him”
“I better be getting Ice Cream Sandwich on my G1 for doing this, just like they promised.”
You want some of my music?
Gimmie some mo
All you got to do is choose it
Gimmie some mo
Ok, I took the picture, now…woooo haaaah! Where do I get my check?
“I would like to dedicate this award to… Huh? What? This gigantic thingamajig is not an award? Then why…? Who the hell are all these people? Where am I?”.
(I obviously have no idea who this guy is… Another lost contest for me, lol).
“I’m the first rapper to have his career reignited by a robot. Drooooiiiid”
You forgot T-Pain..haha
When asked to comment on his new partnership with Google, Rhymes remarked that Android was, quote:
“Serious.”
He went on to say that the service could make its users “delirious.”
One reporter even overheard him saying that Apple “should have a healthy fear of us.”
The WSJ was told that “too much of us is dangerous,” when asked of how exciting the Google Music experience was.
Android patiently waiting for this janitor to clean him off.
“Regarding his involvement with Google Music, Busta Rhymes said, ‘The folks at Google, well, Googled me to find out if I was still alive. As it turns out, the jury’s still out. Am I still relevant? Ask the little green guy.'”
Rapper/Actor Busta Rhymes dropped in on the Google Music launch to promote his 11th album, A Past Without A Future.
You know, if you’re rooted you can swap Busta Rhymes for a better rapper!
nobody knows, he spoke too fast.
Is that Larry Page back there? Hey Busta…MOVE, GET OUT THE WAY!
Boats & Hoes!
I don’t know what they are paying me for but this is one gangsta lookin’ refrigerator.
What the #$%&’s a Google?
Verizon *finally* found the celebrity they want to release the Galaxy Nexus.
“I got them phones right jeer!”
No I didn’t steal this! Why do you ask!
Paparazzi: “Excuse me, “Busta Rhymes,” will you please move so we can take a photo of the Android? We like talent in our photos”
Busta: “Yeah, yeah, this totally beats that bit in the Rugrats movie and, yo, I even got a G-Nex in my pocket. Wanna see me put it where ya eyes can see? And this sick data and voice coverage? It hit you wit’ no delayin’, so what you sayin? Call Me! Oh yeah…Look at me now, look at me now – I got the Nexus”
Yo Yo get this. I love android…my favorite phone is the HTC rhyme…only mine has a broken screen… I call it the Busta Rhyme.
Who be the King of the phones?
Android Bus back to just put a lock on a town
Lot of my OEMs be comin from miles around
See they be commin cause they know how the robot get down
NOW YOU KNOW WHO HOLDIN THE THRONE SO GIVE HIM THE CROWN
“Damn this robot got badonkadonk – raow! raow! Like a dungeon dragon!”
“Andy the Android didn’t look Gangsta enough, so I had some of my boyz do him up with some artwork. Now he be thuggin’! And check out my new album on G Music!”
excuse me, but is the bathroom this way.
“Hey Busta, Can you move out of the way?? we are trying to get a picture of this sweet looking android robot!”
“Oh man…this is so cool! I almost feel relevant again! I’m so glad I decided to wear my CLASSY denim outfit tonight!”
“Busta Rhymes looks at a photographer and exclaims, ‘Tell me you ain’t taking my picture with an iPhone 4S!? My leg here is about to make a Nexus with your minitature Galaxies.’ “
If y’all really wanna party with me, don’t flash that flash cause I then can’t see!
“Quick! Lets get a picture of the android robot with his bodyguard! Sir, could you please move out of the way? You’re blocking the android. Thanks.”
Busta on phone with spliff star – yo spliff, its not gonna work anymore. im kickin u out of flipmode, i got this new guy who can actually understand me.
Android andy – BREAK YOH NECK *****
“Watch closely and i’ll show you my android shuffle.”
Andy Rubin: How do you like the new Google Music?
Busta Rhymes: ‘S’mofo butter layin’ me to da’ BONE! Jackin’ me up… tight me!
Andy Rubin: I’m sorry, I don’t understand.
Busta Rhymes: Cutty say ‘e can’t HANG!
Android: Oh Andy! I speak jive.
Andy Rubin: Oh, good.
Android: He said that it gives him chills down to the bone.
Andy Rubin: All right. Would you tell him to just relax while we get some pictures of him next to you?
Android: [to Busta Rhymes] Jus’ hang loose, blood. He gonna catch ya up on da’ rebound on da’ pic side.
Busta Rhymes: What it is, big papa? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug his rap!
Android: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don’ want no help, chump don’t GET da’ help!
Busta Rhymes: Say ‘e can’t hang, say seven up!
Android: Jive #@$ dude don’t got no brains anyhow! @#$####.
hahaha I love Airplane!
Nigggga… you said there would be kool-aid
“Woo Hah! I got iTunes in check.”
Busta Rhymes rents out his garage for some quick cash and 15 more minutes of fame.
That’s my flavor of Ice Cream Sandwich… Exclusive for a limited time to me and not Verizon…
A spokesperson for Mr. Rhymes informed us that he is planning to transition away from his current posse to an entirely cloud-based entourage by Q1 2012.
Late last evening after a few too many rounds, Busta Rhymes and Android stumbled out of a LA tattoo parlor.
So this is my community service I gotta come here and promote my only hit song make it clap …
Reporter: Mr. Rhymes, what would how do you feel about the new Google Music venture?
Busta Rhymes: “FLIPMODE!”
“When it comes Google Music,
ayo they got the best,
Who-hah
Android got you all in check”
“Hot!
Android, *censor* making you bounce!”
“Shout out to Google, Andy Robot, the whole Cash Money YMCMB, in the building!”
Reporter: Thank you Mr. Rhymes.
This dude is FREAKIN’ me out!
“You said you wanted me to _tag_ Andy, so I did!”
Pictured: Mr. Rhymes reiterates his promise to get tough on crime, and bring whoever vandalized that poor Andy to justice.
If y’all really wanna party with me, don’t flash that flash cause I then can’t see!
That green dude just scared the crap outta me.
“Woo-Hah!! Got My Bugdroid in Check.”
“Y’all niggas want the wild droids?
Gimme some more
Yo Andy where the nexus at?
Gimme some more
I know ya’ll niggas need that
Gimme some more
Even though we getting prizes you can
Gimme some more
With the phones and the big tabs
Gimme some more
Everybody spread love
Gimme some more
If you want it let me hear you say
Gimme some more”
Artist: Busta Rhymes
Song: Gimme Some More (remix)Album: N.L.E (Nexus Level Event)
“Woo-Hah! I got a fresh-inked check”
Ya’ll media want the wild shit
Gimme some mo
Yo Google where my G’s at
Gimme some mo
Exclusive music’s in the Mar-kat
Gimme some mo
More lucrative for the Artist
Gimme some more
So everybody spread love
Gimme some mo
Busta Rhymes- “Are they taking a picture of me or ICS android guy over hear?”…”oh well, just smile and wave, just smile and wave”…
EDIT (NOT AN ENTRY): After I posted this, i just had to add and show what this picture reminded me of.
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/20700000/Just-smile-and-wave-boys-penguins-of-madagascar-20799079-500-240.gif
Busta Rhymes: Damnnnn, Andy!! How did you get so famous? Would you share a byte of knowledge? Andy: I’m getting an I/O error.
“I can’t go into too many details, but let’s just say, my little green buddy here party’s every night like it’s the last night he is ever going to party, and by the way, it was his idea to get all tagged up, cause my homies got all crazy thinking he was a big party bud and kept trying to smoke him”
“Do you really wanna party with And-e / let me see just what they got for me / put my hand where your eyes can see / straight Googlin’ in the place to be.”
I think he started rapping………..If-you-really wanna listen to me,…..you-can-download all my songs you see,….they all-dont-cost money some are free,…….Go-ogle Music is the place to be!
So, can I get one of those phones to put on my charm belt?
(Pointing to Andy)
This cat? Better get yo’ gat.
Watch out fo’ this thug, he’ll sweep your #$$ under the rug
He be bustin’ caps with his raps
Makin’ dimes off yo’ rhymes
Droppin’ bombs on yo’ moms
Ain’t nobody betta mess wit’ dat.
Peace.
“I can’t compete with Andy’s swag. I’m not even close to being tatted up as much as him.”
Check it out homeboys. “Google Rhymes” the ultimate rap app. fo shizzle
Yo Dawg! Ima be Xzibit 2.0 and put an Android on your Android android.
lame
What Busta didn’t realize is that his theme song “break ya neck” wouldn’t apply to the giant Android in the room who ironically had no neck :(
Busta Rhymes: Yo yo yo yo yo! Yo! Yo! Aye boy, welcome to Android Idol, powered by the brand new Google Music! No, not as in google “music,” Google Music. I’m your host, Busta Rhymes, and time for your judges! Eric Schmidt, Megan Fox, and Andy the Android! Now sit back and enjoy the music with some ice cream sandwiches!
“Seriously? You want to take a picture of me with that, um, what you call that green guy again?”
“Holla, lemme introduce you a good friend of mine, my android twin known as Bot’sa Lime(s)”
“Look at me now…, Look at me now.., I work for Google!”
“I can’t believe that I get paid less than an inanimate object…”
Yo Apple, ‘We did it’ to ‘break ya neck’! (2 song references there thankyou)
Woo Haa…Woo Haa..Got Ya All In Check
Google Music Make Ya Break Yo Neck
Where we goin now?
Where we goin now?
Give it away, give it away, give it away now
Give it away, give it away, give it away now
Just give it away n****
Yeah, here we go now
Give it away, give it away, now
Give that prize pack to me now.
“How do you open this weird fridge? I was to there would be ice cream!”
Google Music, with help from Busta Rhymes, looks to start “causin’ rambunction throughout the sphere” of the music industry, by “raising the levels of the boom inside the ear.”
Busta Rhymes: “What? Me and him???? NAHHH we just friendss yoo!! It aint like that!!”
Busta Rhymes gets caught red handed vandalizing the Google Android as he is fed up by the delays for his galaxy nexus.
“ya know how i do…ballin’ in the streets wit my pimp tracks n’ pimp droid right here rite rite, nigga shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit”
Thanks guys, but seriously, can I borrow some change?
Do you really wanna party with me,
Let me see what you got for me,
Put all your droids where my eyes can see,
Straight buck wildin Phandroid the place to be,
If you really wanna party with me,
Let me see what you got for me,
Put all your droids where my eyes can see,
Straight buck wildin in the place to be…..Bussa Buss COME ON
“See the way we on, we be all up in the race and you know
We gotta go, don’t try to keep up with the pace
We struggling and hustling and sending in and getting in
And always gotta take it to another place
Gotta taste it and I gotta grab it
And I gotta cut all through this traffic
Just to get that brand new Nexus
Better know I GOTTA HAVE IT!”
“Oh man, looks like I’ve been caught graffiting this robot statue. Maybe if I smile and act like I’m supposed to be here. I AM Busta Rhymes after all”
Busta: Man, all this press is great and all, but do you guys have that Galaxy Nexus they told me I would be getting for doing this?
Photogs: Um, I’m sorry Mr. Rhymes. No, we don’t. I heard on Phandroid that they are delaying the device…again.
Busta: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
“That sound you hear, is music to our ears… The Verizon Samsung Galaxy has finally arrived!”
“Busta Rhymes shows off his date’s new ‘graffiti body art’ at Google Music’s back alley premiere”
Hes thinkin “lovin this new app by google now you people can BREAK YA NECK while out and about at parties or anywhere on your android phones/tablets.”
“I’m not a fan of ice cream sandwich, I am going to wait for Android 9.0 Watermelon”
Racists but funny.
Oh snap! Thats the Android? I thought it wuz a trash can..
Man I’ve fallen off.
If ya really wanna party with me, put ya ‘droids where my eyes could see!
“If you like this right here, just wait til you see what I did to the ones out on the lawn!”
T
Paparazzi catch deep undercover robodroid Andy arresting a Rhyme Busta while at the Google Music event.
Mr. Rhymes faces charges of identity theft filed by renowned scholar Dr. Dre.
“I’m here today to announce… that ‘Beats by Dre’ is a scam! Buy my new ‘Sennheiser Rhymes™’ instead!”
Yo How come I be Bustin out all the Rhymes, and that Little Green Robot be gettin all the Credit? Come on put your cameras where my eyes can see em Yall! on me that is! That Little Green robot is whack! Everyone knows I’m the Real star here!
Google catches happy deer in headlights at Music launch event.
“What? You think I did this? Ha ha ha! Naw man! I don’t play like that… ******* be crazy.”
“Now THIS is a bad dude right here, beating on iPhones all day, and now I’m teaming up with the mug. Were gonna beat on ya eardrums. Pick up my new Album! Google Music Ya’ll!”
“What’s it gonna be?!” Android. “I know what you want:” The Galaxy Nexus and Ice Cream Sandwich. “Fire it up:” it looks great. “Touch it:” so responsive. Now “Gimme some more:” So delicious. “Look at me now:” here with Andy and rocking to Google Music. “We made it.”
Yo How come I be Bustin out all the Rhymes, and that Little Green Robot be gettin all the Credit? Come on put your cameras where my eyes can see em Yall! on me that is! That Little Green robot is whack! Everyone knows I’m the Real star here!
WOOOOO ha got cha apps in check!
“Wait fo it boyz, I’m about to ‘Fus Ro Dah’ this bitch!”
“Yo, Andy said he wanted to get in touch with his colored side so I hooked him up!”
The next big single from Busta Rhymes will be a collaboration with Andy titled,
Android Money
“Busta Rhymes & Andy win first place in Celebrity Look-A-Like Contest”
It has NOTHING to do with hating or needing to chill, but everything to do with phandroid.com setting up a contest posting the rules and then CHANGING the rules after the fact.
This is what they posted as the rules:
After the entry period we will randomly select a winner from a pile of
the most creative, interesting and impressive ones we receive.
I believe it says the word “RANDOMLY”, not the most skilled.
Anyway, you guys and gals have fun with it and MAYBE they will stop changing the rules everytime they blink their eyes. :)
Look at me now! We hot up in the Google! Its freshness is exemplifying a different dynamic of greatness. So why stop now!?
HEY EVERYONE, IS FIDDY CENT, NO WAIT ITS T.I, NO WAIT ITS TONE LOC, OH WHO CARES. LOL
m’Name is Busta and I like singin’ new Rhymes,
googlin’ some tunes,
and balancin’ my phone on dimes.
My buddy here, andy,
is kickin’ a new service,
its called Google Music,
no need for them purses.
Just swipe that finger cross that droid phone,
tap on some music
and dance your way home …
Busta Rhymes latest song for free on Google Music; “roses are red, violets are blue, I wish I had a Verizon Galaxy Nexus and I know you do too”.
Photographers: “Busta! What do you think about Andyroid?”
Busta: “Yo, you may not understand what I’m spittin’ in my rhymes, and I may not understand this whole Android grind, but Google and I love these little green men, ’cause they fillin’ our pockets with even more Benjamins.”
on set at the new Busta Rhymes music video featuring Missy Elliot.
“Damn you cought me… I run on Android. Can’t you see the freen light shining from my side. Android 5.0 is going to be called……… WOO HAH”
“I hope they edit the pictures so it doesn’t look like I’m scratching my balls”
Newflash! BustaRhymes professes direct relation to BustAnDroid! Paparazzi gather to capture the astounding resemblance: “I can’t understand why no one’s ever seen the resemblance before… if BustaRhymes had antennae, he’d make for the perfect model droid!”
Yo which muthaphucka stole my Galaxy Nexus? Eenie…meenie, miney, Verizon Wireless. Look “I know what you want” but I can’t get one either. This is my “Breaking Point”. I’m outta here like 4G on Verizon Wireless.
“Thumbs up!”
“If I’d done my new single with this guy *points to Andy*, I wouldn’t have to give it away for free.”
Hey Chris Brown, “Look at me now.” Cute iPhone, but I think Xhibit just pimped my Android.
Photogs: “Bust a Freestyle”
Andy:
Busta if you give it to me
I’ll give it to you
I know what you want
You know I got it
You scream
I scream
we all scream for Ice Cream
Busta:
We been together for a few years
Shared a few tears (1.5)
Called each other nicknames
Like Donut, Eclair
I know you aggrevated
Froyo alleviated
Ya patience gettin’ short
So they hit me with the Gingerbread
How long can you tolerate it
Andy is just motivated
So give it to me baby
Woo-Hah! Got You All in Check!!
Busta: I appreciate the additional additives and preservatives some companies place in their products, but I’m sticking to what works best for me. I gotta sell the album live on google music and make people believe in the songs.
Reporters: Wow, thats a very prolithic statement Mr. Rhymes; Care to comment further?
Busta: Hip-hop reflects the truth, and the problem is that
hip-hop exposes a lot of the negative truth that society tries to
conceal. It’s a platform where we could offer information, but it’s also
an escape.
Google Music and Android will be the platform to help us rise to the top.Also I heard something about ice cream sandwiches? Is this green dude… filled with sammiches?
Busta: Google me this.
Google me that.
This Google Music is really really phat..(kinda like I like my women)…
Whatcha lookin’ at booeey!!
Here we go now! Where we goin’ now? Where we goin’ now? Get an Android, get an Android, get an Android now!
For reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrghtXWfVYM
Busta: “Yes, I am playing Kevin Costner’s role in the remake of “The Bodyguard”. I wanted Whitney’s roll, but this green guy right here can actually sing and we all know that I can’t. So Andy got the role.”
Y’all see that green thing over there? Don’t worry about HIS good side-he ain’t got no sides. Make sure you get MY good side. And hurry up – it’s lunchtime.
Introducing my trash talking friend, Phandroid the Grouch.
“I can’t wait to post these pics on Google Buzz!”
Becoming a partner with google has official made my life complete even if I haven’t made figured out how to use one of their android phones yet.
Hip-Hop icon Busta Rhymes was arrested yesterday evening on charges of vandalism & suspicion of being an illegal immigrant; in a strange case of miscommunication, Mr. Rhymes so adamantly denied responsibility for tagging the 7-foot Android statue pictured above that officers reporting to the scene were unable to understand his incredibly high-speed exclamations and mistook his pleas for a foreign language. Upon release, Busta was immediately apprehended and detained by the Fashion Police for a “Double-Decade Violation”; sources report that he was wearing a denim outfit from no later than 1998. More as it develops.
“… and I was like, ‘What’s this Google Music sh*t even do?’ and they were like ‘It makes your music cloudy’ or some sh*t like that, I don’t know. You all see my wallet chain though?”
check one two check check, we got this thing with google, you can be balling while your froogle. Why get an apple, just drink a snaple.
Busta: I’m disgusted that everyone thinks rappers only think about rapping and/or do dangerous things. Why is that when I walk in a room, people take 5ft back and take a picture of me but not with me? I even wore these stupid clothes and have this colgate smile to be more approachable, but even at this event people recede. Oh well, smile for camera bust and make that money. This green trash can is dope too, I’ll take one for the tour bus.
Speaking in terms of Einstein’s relativity, yes, my lips have moved fast enough to have aged nearly ten years less than the rest of my body, but can we talk about the music for once?
Ayyy Yoo, pics are extra!!! Gotta spend chips if you want me to pose now! You are?!How much!!?? (sings) (all right) come and do the bus-a-bus! Let me see you do the bus-a-bus!!
Reporter: “Mr. Rhymes why’d you choose to support Android today and what are your true feelings about the software?”
Busta: “Well You know I’m a big fan of Android because I can Touch it- Root it – Rom it – Theme it – Lock it – Leave it – stop – Overclock it”
Reporter: “Is that all?”
Busta: “Not even close with Android, you can Choose it- Play it – Flash it – Watch it – Call it – Read it – stop – Customize it… and those are just a few of the things this little green guy brings to the table.”-An homage to Busta’s song Touch it!
“…like I was saying…this little green dude was walking around in the alley, so I tagged the crap out of him…I never thought it would make me so famous!”
busta bot
Busta Rhymes was in attendance today announcing his new upcoming albums whose titles were inspired by Android OS – “Killa Fro, Yo”, “Gangstabread” and “Iced Out Sangwich”
Not sure why google picked me to promote this sweet music app, but I’m going to go with the flow as this little green guy staring me down looks pretty hardcore and I don’t want to give this new phone back!
“So, um can I be in the next picture please?… Or not…”
“note to self: this is a google event, don’t take out my iphone. don’t take out my iphone. don’t take out my iphone. oh wait smile! do’nt take out my iphone…”
“I heard those HTC fools payed $300 million for Dre’s swag, but today that green little dude is MY bitch!”
Busta: This is a really exciting opportu-
Android: Ayo Breezy. Lemme show you how android keeps the dice rolling while you’re doing your thing over there, homie
(start beat to ‘Look at me Now)
Lets goo!
Cause I know that I be winning
and I’m feeling like I got alotta swag, lotta swag, lotta swag
don’t forget, I’m the best, not the rest, cuz ICS’s in the house, iphones call a cab cab
GO!
See you ain’t ever gonna top me
iOS’ll never stop me!
Am I being kinda cocky?
Even Greg Jennings can’t stop me!
Busta: …nuff said
(edited at 2:21 PM because the formatting was terrible)
[Photographer #1]: “How do you feel about your new gig?”
[Busta]: “I feel deeply honored and very gratuitous to have received a roll of this magnitude and I will take my place in Google history and forever be humbled by this opportunity. I thank Google with the depth of my soul.”
[Photographer #2]: “???” asks Photographer #1 & #3 “Are you sure this is Busta Rhymes?”
Busta Rhymes hangin’ with Andy was quoted as saying: “This *itchin’ ‘droid will fill the void that “tunes” can’t fill, so here’s the deal: Get Google Music ’cause ya know you”ll use it.”
Busta Rymes was later sued by Apple for copying thier paint job of Andy the Android.
Busta: “I see you looking at me, looking at him looking at us, looking at whaaaaaa.. Ah hell talk to him!”
These young droids got me confused with Grandmaster FLASH!
Busta: “Yo Dawg, I heard you like phones, so I put music in your phone so now you can listen while you meme!”
Xzibit: “Bustaaaaa! That’s Dangerous!”
“You mean that giant Android is FULL of ice cream sandwiches?!?”
“Woo-Hah! Which one of you all got my check?!?!”
“It was a dark night, pitch black, October 22, two thousand (eight)… Approximately 6:30 am, a white G1 was released. Upon it’s arrival, and rapid industry growth, being exposed to the many casualties of T-Mobile, Google now realizes what must be done. Android must bring the ruckus to ALL you iOS mutha*uckas!”
“Ya’ll never seen a black guy before?”
When Busta Rhymes’ was caught attempting to disguise himself as Dr Dre (founder of Beats Audio), he quickly took Android hostage, exclaiming, “I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling kids at Google Music!”
Busta busted out of Universal Motown,
Rollin’ with Cash Money and Google Music now.
Says, “Powerful link-up — BOOM! from the cannon,
not lackin’, universal cloud streamin’. Just imagine!”
Oh snap! When they said Ice Cream Sandwich would be here, I thought they meant my homey Master P!!
Seriously, you’re going to put me in a ghetto backdrop? You’re tarnishing the good name that is Busta.
“Hey Andy give me a beat….” “Yeah!!”
I’m so happy to be working with Android because my last team up with Chris Brown didn’t go so well…..
“Hey Chris give me a beat…” …..later at the hospital Chris is seen throwing a chair out the window.
“Hmmm, those cameras must smell good or something. Can I have a whiff?” -Busta
Alright! I’ve got this tablet balanced on my finger. Get the phandroid sign and snap a picture.*
*Yes. I know it’s an optical illusion. Still looks like a tablet balanced on his finger to me.
“Now THIS puts the “OG” in GOOGLE!”
Busta: thinking * I’m the only rapper smart enough to side with the robot rappers that will take over the world in the future*
Android: thinking * Where are my loyal phandroids that will conquer the world with me?
Photographers: stop smiling, get in the droid.
“To clarify, I didn’t touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it, turn it, leave it, stop it, or format it.”
“This dude here is Googles new Droid Pryhme. It raps all your texts and calls and uses my voice and beats. Now lets hurry this thing up before Kanye shows up…..”
Hey guys, watch me “Busta” out of this “Galaxy” dance move!
hehe if you look real close hehe I wrote “boobies” on andy.
[Foreign Paparazzi #1] “Whaaaoo…!! NEVER THOUGHT THIS MOMENT COME IN MY LIFETIME!!! HE MUCH BIGGER IN REAL LIFE…!”
[Foreign paparazzi #2] “YAAH! SO BIG AND GREEN!!”
[Busta] “….huh?”
“Look at these fresh tatoos I hooked up my buddy Andy with!”
‘I’m very excited to be a part of Google Music, but…*leans in and whispers*…The bot-dude is freaking me out! He doesn’t stop staring!
It’s me, Busta Rhymes, and I’m about Pimp Your Droid.
You’ve got to PIMP MY DROID…. Damn Right.
Busta: “But I’m Busta Rhymes.”
Andy: “But I’m Andy.”
Busta: “Well I have bling.”
Andy: *rolls through the alley and comes back*
Busta: “FML”
“I’m thankful towards Google for giving me the opporutnity to help launch their new music store, but I’m even more excited about the newest member of my entourage/body guard, graffiti Andy. Ain’t no body messin with me when I roll up wit dis bad ass robot.”
“Busta! Busta! What can you tell us about Google Music?”
“Google Music? I thought this was Busta Music!”
“Google Music ? Was dat ? Yo I just came here cuz they toldz me i could tag up this robot thingamajig. Wat else i gotz to do these dayz? “
With #1 rap nemesis, The Macho Man Randy Savage having punched his ticket, Busta has taken to the streets in order to rally all Google Music members to boycott the streaming of Macho’s albums on the service, in the hope that fans will quit confusing their tracks. A helpless Andy was shamelessly tagged up during all of the excitement .
We all remember the great Macho/Busta Rap Battle of 1999, back when they were both still relevant. DJ, Spin it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG7jTAGliyY
Vs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99_DDByLpWM
Experts agree that Macho Man’s track has been mistakenly interpreted as a rap about how much Hulk Hogan stinks, however people who were in Macho Man’s inner-circle have recently come forward and confirmed Macho Man was really focusing his hateful lyrics towards Busta.
At the time Macho was suffering from bouts memory loss and moderate amnesia, a direct result of 3,000 repeated blows to the head with fold-up metal chairs as well as his long-time abuse of the illicit substance known as “Slim Jims.”
Apple Employee – “Now that I’ve FINALLY infiltrated this incredible Google event cleverly disguised as Busta Rhymes, I can finally figure out what makes this Android thing so gosh darn good! BEST. KANG. EVER!!!”
How did Busta Rhymes feel about his new gig?
Being part of something like this is a milestone, and a turning point in my career! I AM PART OF THE MOST POWERFUL SEARCH ENGINE IN EXISTENCE!!! I AM A Hip-Hop GOD!
“Is that the android they selling at boost mobile? I thought I was getting a phone…?”
“Do you really wanna Google Music with me.
Let me see what android got for me.
Put all your Iphones down where my eyes could see.
Phandroid.com is the place to be.”
Busta Rhymes remix “Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can See”
“This guy makes me look skinny!”
Busta Rhymes thinking: “Hmmm.. Just tell Google to feature my songs on Google Music or else people will think I was uninvited for the launch..
ay-yo, check out the android powered “green room” google built for me. tap-tap-pass y’all!
Busta Rhymes: “I’m calling my agent, no one told me I was the second billing.”
Andy: tries not to blush as the paparazzi focus on his new digs.
“Woo Haa Woo Haa, Got you all in Check!”
“Put your flash where my eyes can see.”
I hope they don’t notice the graffiti I did on this robot. Is that a siren I hear?
I need me some Ice Cream phones,
but I cant have em cuz my pockets aint grown,
But from the words of Busta Buss,
In (PH)Android we trust.
“I just came for the Giant robot”
“Finish taking your pictures already! I need to get back to my computer so I can continue refreshing Phandroid.com and win the Happy Holidroid Contest!”
Sir? Could you please move over, we’re trying to take a picture here.
“Uh oh, better check my zipper… One more wardrobe malfunction and thats bye bye to celebrity ‘Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader’… Damn them kids are smart”
Finally! A service that doesn’t steal from the user or the artist!
“Yo son, Yo son, Yo son listen my boy my man my dude Double E Schmidt hit me up and was like Buss you gotta givre us this Google Music exclusive so I’m lookin at my phone like they must have not been able to get Kanye or Jay-Z so I was like naw I aint no second rate artists even with my turkey neck. Hung up cause I felt like my boy disrespected me you know like Double E son how could you come at ya boy like that? Next day Galaxy Nexus in my mailbox and this funky fresh Android in my front lawn and the rest is history so yeah I feel famous again shoutout to Riri, Bebe, Cece, my ace my brotha Pooh all yall in Brooklyn stand up we back baby I told Yall we was comin back. Follow me on Twitter @BussaBuss:disqus and Facebook”
Reporter: “So Buss how you do like the Google Music Service?”
“Yeah yeah so yeah son the Galaxy Nexus is nice word up son”
Reporter: “Ok but Buss what about google music? How do you like it”
“Look son you got this light all in my face I’m smiling hard for yall got my flyest of the fly stuff stuff and you keep talkin about Google Music. Whats that son? Why you going all political on me how do you like Google Music? Wassup B? Thats foul son I’m tryna tell you about the Nexus and shoutout my fam and you talkin about some Google Music. Get out my face son ain’t I smilin enough to focus on that? I’m out yo be easy. Yo Double E…..”
How do you like my new ghettolicious giant android bling.
Cheaters: “Andy Android’s Chick, aka Hood Rat, is caught cheating with rap artist Busta Rhymes!”
Gangsta Andy to Busta; “Yo! Out the way you Dr. Dre lookin’ Mutha F*cka! This ain’t no Beats event! Can’t you see them trying to get a picture of my grill?? Damnnnnnnnn!”
Busta slouches his shoulders and steps aside, he softly replies, “Sorry Andy…”
” Betta call an ambuhlance to come and pick these Apples!”
“Now THIS my friends is one pimped out Android, so can I take him home after this?”
“Let’s go surf the wave with Busta Rhymes and my homie, Andy, hope you can keep it up”
La ilaha illa Allah, ha la ili, hay yo
Hili b’Allah, hey, hili bay yo
We getting ANDROID money!
We getting ANDROID money!
You mean that’s NOT Dennis Rodman next to me post-retirement???
BREAKING NEWS: BUSTA RHYMES ADOPTS ANDROID ROBOT …ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN NOWHERE TO BE FOUND
I apologize to my staff, my friends, and especially to Andy. You can see the trouble i put him through during my affair and i promise i will remain faithful to the OS for the rest of my life. No iBebes anymore…
“Back in MY day, Google was a number and robots were in space!”
“Damn, I got to get in on this Ice Cream sh*t. Andy can you hook me up?”
Busta:
What started in 2008 was only just a Dream
Now I’m with my boy Andy enjoying ice cream
I remember when everybody had an LG Dare
Then came along Cupcake, Donut and Eclair
Froyo, Gingerbread, and Honeycomb
Smartphone owners found a new home
Now forget about iTunes, this is the truth to it
I guarantee all of y’all will love the new Google Music!
Now sorry everybody but I’m all out of time
Time to go get a new HTC Busta Rhyme!
BUSTA – “I’m so excited to work with google!”
ANDY – “Really google?? Busta Rhymes?? Who is your talent agent, the NFL? Madonna’s to busy with physical therapy for the super bowl, you had to get BUSTA!!”
I’m Awesome!………… No you’re not don’t lie.
“iTunes sure as hell never threw a party for me!”
Typical Busta Rhyme caption 10 years ago: “Busta Rhymes parties with Mary J Blige, Lil Kim and Mariah Carey at club Ghetto Bootay”
Today’s caption: “Trevor Smith, Jr (rapper name Busta Rhymes) agreed to pose next to Android Robot only after learning that it would make him look cool in the nerd/geek community”
Courtesy of Asian Cameramen
paparazzi #1: “Who is this guy again?”
paparazzi #2 “I don’t know but that green thing is too cool!”
Random Cameraman: “Excuse me sir, can you please move? I’m trying to take a picture of that statue.”
Busta Rhymes: “Trust me man, this picture will be worth more than a 1000 words if I’M in it. I might even autograph it for you if you want”
Random Cameraman: “Now why would I want that?”
Busta Rhymes: “Cuz it’s me, Busta Rhymes!”
*crickets*
Random Cameraman: “…who?”
“I love my android phone, but its stuck in airplane mode. Can one of you show me how to flip-modes?”
why am i here, and why there a huge f*cking robot next to me!
“Is this like an iphone?”
“I got so many rhymes only Andy here could hold em all…but I did hafta pimp him out just a bit”
“Hey, Andy! Can I have your autograph?”
A yo I have one of these in my crib fully equipped wit speakers and a built in tablet dock wit a mini cooler “let me see you try to do that on YouTube!” I call it my conglomerate!!!
Google Music has all the best features: sharing, industry partners, cloud support… the only thing missing is a Flipmode. Yeah, Flipmode, Flipmode is the greatest.
Busta – “itsaptytrnthtgglmscupangmesmmr!”
Editors Note (translation to normal human speaking
capabilities): “It’s a party! Turn that Google Music up and Gimme some more!”
Busta Rhymes uses his Android phone to track down Andy at the Google
music event. Busta: “I have been waiting for this all my life!”
Google Music is the sh*t yo. Oh my bad, didn’t meant to say sh*t. Yo, don’t write that down.
Andy was having a bad day waiting for the photo op with Busta Rhymes in a bad neighborhood. In the end it was worth it because he got to meet his favorite musician, but alas, there was no more room on Andy for Busta Rhymes to sign his autograph.
“What do you mean, hand over the spray paint? It was like that when I got here, I swear!”
“People tell me I am intimidating. You would be too if you were this awesome.”
:D
Reporter: “So what is that?”
Busta: “Oh, this? It’s very cool. It’s a life size model of the Android robot decorated with urban art in celebration of the launch of Google Music. Oh, and you can put your weed in there!”
Can you only get me in the pic and not the garbage can next to me? It’s all about me and Android today! wha? tha’ts a what? that looks like a mutha f’in garbage can
Wait!!! I thought I was hear to promote the HTC (Busta) Rhyme gettin ICS!!!!
It’s the “End of the World” as we know it. Now show me the Cash Money!
Busta Rhymes’ new security detail is the future of celebrity protection.
Busta shows up to congratulate Phandroid for coming up with the only word that Busta can Rhyme with Android. Good job…mandroid?
“How can I get AdMob on my CDs?”
“Yo is that R2D2? I want what he is on!”
“I’m Busta Rhyme
I came here for some Nexus Prime
One for me one for my wife
Cause I still can’t buy it from Verizon… Sigh”
Google’s Android Mascot begins to feel slightly uncomfortable as Busta Rhymes breaks into a verse of “I Know What You Want”
YeahShorty
I know what you need
I got everything you need
I promise I ain’t gonna hold out either
I’ma give it all to you baby
It’s on, bust it……………
Yeah, yeah, Andy!
Nod yo’ head and Break yo’ neck Andy!
Bang yo’ head until you start to Break yo’ neck Phandroid!
I bet the everyone will dig me under Google Music, even the Crips!…I wonder if they are still mad about the bottle I threw at ones of their hoes
Nothing say’s Hard core Gansta like shillin fo Google!!
“Do you really wanna party with me, Let Andy see just what you got for me, Put all your cameras where our eyes can see, Straight buck googling in the place to be”
Busta: What’s the point of this again?
Photographers: A picture is worth a thousand words man… and we have to finish this quick!
Busta: Soo…..why can’t I just rap the words?
Photographers: ‘o’
I’m kind of enjoying this photoshoot of me with this weird green alien thing. Don’t forget to take the side pics and a head shot, my manager said that me head shots are the BOMB! Opps, too loud! Sorry everyone, there is no bomb! please continue on to the left for the google music performance…
“I know what you want”, Ice Cream Sandwich and Google Music, Give me some more”
Busta Rhymes had this to say at the Google Music Party, “Google Music, @&#* #&*%@ (Raspy loud noises) $&#*@% … WooHaa (Mumbling?). I’m out!”
Bust rhymes: hey guys stop taking photos of the big android and take some of me!
You’re gonna
notice Google Music when I come in. I’m gonna make a statement without opening my
mouth, and when I leave, you’re gonna remember that.
“You know whats in this big Android fridge? Yeah, its a fridge, and it’s mine after this gig. SWEET.”
“My flip-mo squad is in the cloud! ITS GON’ RAIN DEM RHYMES!!”
“Yo, A Kindle Fire is what I aspire,
I want a Nexus, not no Lexus,
Bought my dad a Jambox, not no cheap socks,
And mom a t-shirt, to help her when she flirt
My girl got some SmarTou….”
You stoppin’ me for, fool? You said you wanted me to rap your presents?!
Damn…not that kinda ‘rap’, huh?
MC Hammer was busy with his search engine so he sent me :-)
Tonight, Me and Andy gonna make it foggy around here. Greenery!!!
Busta: I am deeply honored today to be here on behalf of the music industry & google, i feel it is only fitting that I read a quote from one of my dear friends and accomplished colleagues, XZibit and his take on Google Music :: clears throat::
“Yo dawg, I heard you guys like music so we uploaded your music to the cloud using preservatives so you could jam with your jams while still on your androids”
Busta: “Is this thing made of chocolate??? Cuz if so, get in to my belly!”
hahaha know I can take over the world! Once I control google of course than I’ll control all hot dog vinders Nothing will stop me Oh crude they heard me oh well I am rich no big deal.
“Touch it – fling it – play it – watch it – root it – boot it – Swype – format it”
I’m only here because they though I was Xzibit
Herman Cain accused of sexual harassment once again, this time by Andy Robot. Cain denies ever meeting Robot and all allegations of sexual misconduct. Cain seen here posing with accuser, Andy Robot, at Google Music launch party, November 16th.
What kind of red carpet treatment is this with only 3 cameras?!
Caption:
“Busta Rhymes alongside Android, at the debut of Google Music and his new song, “I love my Ice-Cream Sandwich” Featuring: Android.”
Hopefully my caption wins!
A parody of his actual song: “I Love My B*tch” featuring Kelis
Sandwich rhymes with b*tch :P
lol hope you like it!
Look at me now, look at me now, im getting google, look at me now, yeah android fresher an iPhone
Busta rhymes-” hey guys, i bet i can rap the gettysburg adress faster than you can take a picture of me. Wanna see? LETS GOO, FJHHDHSYDUISGUBCBVAHSH. DONE” !
First music, then ringtones, next a clothing line, and now BUSTA RHYMES FINGER PAINTS (sponsered by Android). Just check out what Busta created with that one index finger….
So dissapointing. Out of all the balancing acts, this one seemed the easiest. Flat surface, flat coin, flat phone…geez. There went 4 hours of my life for nothing.
Looking at yesterday’s contestants finalists, I must say wtf was Phandroid thinking? You have a phone leaning on some reinforced sticks or TV, a phone on a half-eaten apple, and a phone with leaning on a supported lego block. How are any of these impressive or creative? IIRC, leaning is not even balancing.
“How come everyone keeps trying to take pictures of me next to this funny looking trash can?”
“Yo dawg, even Pimp my Ride didnt pay me as much as this did. I should’da jumped on the Android bandwagon long ago. X to the Z out!
Beat you to the Pimp my Ride ref ;-)
However, I must say that you are obviously one of the smartest and most creative contributors in the community to go with such a superb reference.
Dammm Mug!, Yo almost scared the Black Out O Me! Don’t be sneeking up on a brother with a camera like that!
Spray Can, Whatcha talking about Willis!!
Caption: “I obviously have enjoyed plenty of the Cupcakes, Donuts, Eclairs, Frozen Yogurt, Gingerbread, Honeycombs, and Ice Cream Sandwiches. What’s this music guy made of again?”
“Me and my boy Andy G here to promote our new track ‘Touch It (but make sure to wipe your finger print smudges off of it) Remix!’
“Andy, break yo neck, fool! Err… right… you don’t have a neck… Sorry.”
Andy: Forget Ice Cream, let’s get some Gin and Juice up in here! Oh that was Snoop Dogg? Well then who are you? Security!
Busta: Now, watch how mad he is when I cut him on!
I… am… number one. Wait… that’s Nelly.
“You see this thumb? This thumb does MAGIC. Everybody wants this thumb! Ladies want this thumb, men want this thumb. This thumb can do anything. Why? Why?! You wanna know WHY this thumb is so special?! I’ll tell you why…
This thumb got me 3 stars on Angry Birds.”
Introducing DJ Andy in da hiznouse!
We’re going to find whoever did this to your beloved mascot and bring him to jus… what? It’s supposed to look like that?
“Yeah, I tagged this R2 up… and you best like it or I’ll Break Ya Neck!”
I better get an ice cream sandwich out of this!
Photographer: Hey can you do one of those “Yo dawg I heard you like…” things?
Busta Rhymes: For the thousandth time I’m not Xzibit!!!
I hope they ain’t realize how high i’m am, cuz i’m gonna eat this melting Ice Cream Sandwich in my pocket……
“You will hear it in the street or you can read it in the press.
Do you really want to know what’s next?
ICE CREAM SANDWICH”
We’re going to make a cloud with the green, more ways than one.
“So I’m locked in a basement with the hip hop android and some photographers, I might as well say cheese..”
Your gonna notice it when you see him, He’s gonna make a statement without opening his mouth, and when he leaves your gonna remember him forever.
-Busta Rhymes on Android
*Thinks to himself* “I’m pretty sure I hired way more photographers than this. Oh well, just smile and try to appear relevant.”
Busta Rhymes posing with his new buddy BustaDroid!
Look guys! no neck just like the Android.
Busta: “Yo guys, d’you care to make an interview later on wiv ma’ Bruvver from Phandroid.com? He’s called Chris and I’m in on his style. Chavez Rulez!”
With ics my HTC Rhyme should be almost a fast as my raps
“I can’t believe I’m in a photoshoot with Robocop! How badass!”
Disappointed because he still didn’t get a Google Music invite. But Flock of Seagulls did!
Busta, why are you wearing that chain? …”Yo, last time this fat dude stole my Galaxy nexus and my T-shirt”
busta- Ya i did that to andy!
Andy- wait until you see my new app. Its called bust-a-sketch. You get to see how rediculous you can make him look!
Normal people see Busta Rhymes posing for a picture,
Android users see Busta Rhymes blocking their view of their favorite robot,
But only the Awesome see the fourth guy kneeling on the floor, citing Shakespeare to express his profound love for all things Android!
Ma Look At Me Now! I got a robot friend!
Over there is the theater where I’ll be playing the lead role in “Google Presents: The Hunchback of Notre Dame”!
“dog its the same color as money”
Just hours after signing the divorce papers, Busta Ryhmes is seen in public proudly touching his new, rowdy partner at a Google Music event… Apple was horrified to find out that Android does things she’d never do – especially in front of the cameras!
(press): Mr Rhymes, what made you decide to partner up with android?
(Busta):
One time y’all
Throw your hands real high for android y’all
Yea, get down to the Android market y’all
Let me see you all y’all
Sign up for Google Music and y’all
Busta Rhymes, Flipmode, and Android y’all
Twenty Eleven y’all
Ha, get down to the android market and download my music ya’ll
Let’s have a ball on Phandroid y’all
(Press): Buster, how do you feel about the iPhone?
(Busta):
Uhh uhh, uhh
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uhh
Uh-HUH, uhh
Uhh, uhh, uhh
Uhh uhh
Uh-huh, uhh
Uh-huh
Uhh uhh
Ahh ahh, uhh ahh
Uh-huh uh-huh, ahh…
//props again for this contest idea, Phandroid rocks!
Sorry, did not mean to quadruple space. I don’t know it did
Busta Rhymes – In a recession like this everyone needs to do
their part. So to ensure people easy access
to all music Andy and I have been volunteering our time and going back to my
roots helping the…uhh Department of Car Stereo Repair.
Andy Android in the back ground chanting – Los Locos kick
your ass. Los Locos kick your face. Los Locos kick your balls INTO OUTER SPACE!
Busta Rhymes has been caught, on camera, glowing green! Now we know why he is supporting Google Music. He is an Android himself! I knew his raps weren’t humanly possible….
“It ain’t like that, man. Me ‘nd Andy are just friends. It’s cool.”
Photographers: “Hey Busta, can you step a few feet away? We want to get some pictures of the real star here, Gangster Android.”
I’m Busta Rhymes & I AM da bomb!
Yes, that’s a Droid I grip in my palm.
Apple phones ain’t got no game.
Smartphones for dumies? Now THAT’S lame!
Droids eat Apples, NOM NOM NOM!!!
Read all about it on Phandroid.com
Nuttin is as gangsta as a mobile OS avatar covered in spray paint at a service launch event. WORD!
“I still don’t know what all this “android” talk is about. Just keep smilin’ B….”
“Are the Androids with sprinkles edible?”
or
“Hey stop that flash and move this Android out of the way! I’m supposed to be the biggest star in the room!”
Photographer: “Say ‘Google Music!'”
Busta: “Woo-hah!”
Photographer: “No… Say ‘Google Music’…”
Busta: “Woo-hah, woo-hah!”
Photographer: “What’s wrong with this guy…?”
Busta: “Woo-hah, woo-hah, woo-hah, woo-hah!!!”
“Yo Andy, pull my finger B”
Busta was furious with his publicist when he found out that this wasn’t the Grammy’s and the green dude wasn’t Lady Gaga in her latest costume.
Mr. Rhymes was reportedly grateful for Google’s continued environmentally conscience efforts. A Google public relations executive commented on the issue, “by hiring a washed up rapper instead of a fresh star, we’ve saved over 50 gallons of water.” Mr. Rhymes had this to add, “Yo, it’s true. You know how we do, we likes to get dirrrty on the east coast.. ‘Sides, long as they give me mine green, they can have their green.”
“I knew wearing these sunglasses would come in handy someway and y’all thought these were for looks”
WOOOO HAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Busta felt so compelled, he rapped about it:
Google Music up in the place true indeed
yes Andy catch the *Tunes and best their greed
Google Music gonna give you what you need
One note everybody like an apple seed
Yo, which applephucka stole my Droid? Eenie….meenie, miney, mo.
“They told me Android is so customizable, you can make it your own. So I tagged mine.”
“I’ll be wearing this giant green suit at my next concert.”
Yo, Google, I’m really happy for you, I’ma let you finish, but Apple had one of the best phones of all time! One of the best phones of all time!
He remixed his classic “put your hands where my eyes can see” of course
“hit you with no dealayin so what you sayin yo,
Silly with my gnex verizon what’s the deally yo?”
Busta: Put your hands where my eyes can see Andy: i dont have hands or i’d slap you for putting all this crap on me
Theres too OG’s in Google
I, for one, love the new look of Jack in the Box. It’s about time they got rid of that creepy snowman and joined the 21st century with this robot.
Yo… I took Andy through my old hood and some of my hommies tagged him B…
The Google is my bitch. Now put my album on The Google, crazy green guy….that’s why I’m here ain’t it?
“AND NOW, put your hands together for: Busta Rhymes, because we couldn’t afford Kanye West”
Yo I thought I was here for Google Music. What’s with the green robot from the ‘hood?
Busta would never understand people’s infatutation with tagged-up pez dispensers.
Busta: “Yo, I herd you like droidz so we put a droid in yo’ droid so you can droid while you droid.”
Why does it show that I posted my comment twice? I only posted once. WTF?
Let me touch it, let me grab it. Phat music…Google music!
Yo! I am being featured by Google Music.. Check it (turn point smile) I wasn’t even praised as much for my “Busta Rhymes” in that smash hit with Chris! However, “Look at me now” im getting pics with an Android!
ok, i came can i get a galaxy nexus thing that steve guy got last week too? I wanna be in an awesome phandroid contest too!
I hope they don’t notice the plutonium in my pocket.
Whether it was a filming of Sesame Street or Google Music Droid release the paparazzi never did find out, but they took photos anyway.
I love Google Music like a fat kid loves cake.
man the real star is andy
“On the outside we have street cred boosting candy paint job with a one inch drop. On the inside two pro comp subs, a 46″ 3D screen up front, a 3D projector in the head, and a surround sound speaker bars integrated into the arms. It’s pretty damn kicking”
“I told my agent my street cred wasn’t for sale, but this delightfully urbanized green robot almost makes me feel okay with it.”
“I might talk about using iTunes, but that doesn’t mean I do it.”
What Busta is thinking in this head: (this is to be read in Busta’s Fast rapping Style)
A A aa AA aa AAA! SoImAtThisGoogleMusicEventWithAllTheseAndroids,
CheckingOutAllTheseJamsWithTheFanBoys,
SoTheyAskedMeTakeAPicNextToATieDyedDroid
SoISaidSure,YaKnowYouMayBoy,
NowMyPicIsUpOnPhandroid,
PeopleTryingWinWithoutBeingVoid,
SoThatTheyCanGetABunchNewToys.
IDontKnowWhat’sGoingNexus,
ButAlliKnowIsThatiGotMYNexus.
PEACE!
Breaking News!
Republican candidate Herman Cain (in jacket) is photographed with his newest sexual-harassment accuser (graffiti covered Android). His statement was “I did not have cellular relations with this person.”
Confused at the “android” part of the event, busta rapped for four minutes about robots from the future, proceeded to spary paint everything in sight, and then posed for pictures.
“Look at me now. Look at me now. I’m getting ice cream sammiches!”
Yo, he told me I could use Android to tag my pics so that’s what I did.
Cameramen: “Smile Busta!”
Busta: “I’ve no idea what this green drum is, but the extra storage promised by Google on my Gmail account is well worth it”
Busta: “Hope these Google peeps will buy my music, instead of stealing it like them Apple fools!”
Ice Cream Sandwich .. Gimme Some More
720P .. Gimme Some More
Beam and NFC .. Gimme Some More
Super fast browsing .. Gimme Some More
If you want it lemme hear you say … Gimme Some More!!
When your i-phone glass breaks
cause it fell on the deck
WooooHOOOO… I got you all in check
Thumbs up! Thumbs up! We in the ghetto Andy and we got the paparazzi scoping us, thumbs up! Thumbs up!
What’s Google Music and why did someone spray paint R2-D2?
Andy vs Busta Rap Battle
Andy: Let Whoopie Goldberg go first
Busta: ‘Cause I’m feeling like I’m runningAnd I’m feeling like I gotta get away, get away, get awayBetter know that I don’t and I won’t ever stop’Cause you know I gotta win everyday day, daySee they don’t really wanna pop meJust know that you never flop meAnd I know that I can be a little cockyYou ain’t never gonna stop meEvery time I come a nigga gotta set it, then I gotta go, and then I gotta get itThen I gotta blow, and then I gotta shudder that any little thing that nigga think he be doing’Cause it doesn’t matter, ’cause I’m gonna dadadadaThen I’m gonna murder every thing and anything a badaboom a badabingI gotta do a lot of things, to make it clearer to a couple niggasThat I’m always winning and I gotta get it again, and again, and againAnd I be doing it to death and now I move a little foulA nigga better call a ref, and everybody knows my styleAnd niggas know I’m the the best when it come to doing thisAnd I be banging on my chest, and I bang in the east, and I’m banging in the westAnd I come to give you more and I will never give you lessYou will hear it in the street or you can read it in the pressDo you really wanna know what’s next? Let’s goSee the way we on and we all up in the race and you knowWe gotta go, don’t try to keep up with the paceWe struggling and hustling and sending it and getting itAnd always gotta do it take it to another placeGotta taste it and I gotta grab itAnd I gotta cut all through his trafficJust to be at the top of the throneBetter know I gotta have it, have it
Andy: AWW FUCK IT YOU WIN !
Random person: hey busta rhymes, why are you here. You don’t know anything about technology or android.
Busta rhymes: yeh I do. Anyway do you know when Google music is launching on ios
Reporter; how do you feel about android?
Busta rhyme; I gotta bust some rhymes. This is the best
Above all the rest
Nothing will beat it,
Because this is the shit
Looks like someone is creating multiple Disqus accounts so that they can give themselves a lotta likes :) I mean your caption was funny…but nah-gonna-lie, not “21 likes” funny :)
Hahahaha! I know it may seem that way and I personally didn’t expect to see that many likes on my comment but I don’t have the time or energy to devote into creating 21 different accounts just to get my likes up :D
Plus, we all know that these contests are not based on popularity ;)
Even if I don’t win, I am glad there were other people who liked my comment and it made them laugh a bit :P
But I mean it ain’t that far-fetched to get 21 likes out of the 500+ commenters out there. Very small fraction if you ask me.
But hey, just wanted to let you know that I didn’t take your comment in the wrong way :D
Haha…cool. No hard feelings. I gotta say the thought actually crossed my mind after seeing the results from yesterday :)
STILL, though, I have faith in Phandroid’s staff that they are trying to do the right thing and make these contests fair :)
Same here! I have faith that the Phandroid staff will be able to keep the contests fair and open to all. They definitely have systems in place to check for any falsification :P
Yesterday I thought the winner would have to balance their phone on Eric Schimdt’s head to be crowned after seeing the pictures coming out. Didn’t think balancing your phone on a penny would be the winning skill required. Hell, I saw someone balancing their phone on a nail which was pretty cool. Oh well, can’t do much on that; it is the Phandroid staff’s choice at the end of the day :D
I considered trying that……actually I’m personally friends with Sergey Brin and thought I might be able to use him for something, but I didn’t want to bother him for this :)
Then my next thought was to go to Building 44 to balance my phone on the actual ICS…but it was too dark already when I got off work…darn day light savings! haha
I don’t think people need accounts to vote. but yea, a bunch of entries went from 0 to 10+ likes in like 20 minutes straight to the top. The rules read ‘the best caption as chosen by Phandroid staff’, not the readers. So it’s kinda pointless to go boosting your own entry. Maybe they think it’ll persuade the guys at Phandroid that theirs is gold, but they’re not idiots. They’ll pick what they like.
“Biddiggiggabuddiddiddadobbiddidda….break yo neck Andy!”
With Big G, you’ll see
Them Ice Cream Sandwiches
Get ya million fine bitches
Hit it D-Bot
[Droid Bot does Robot Dancing]
“Ay yo iTunes, let me show you how to keep the music streaming when you doin that thang over there homie.”
Following the success of Xzibit on Pimp My Ride and more recently on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Busta Rhymes is now announcing plans of his own show, Extreme Makeover: Pimp my Droid Edition. Unfortunately that show isn’t planned to debut until 2025 or around when everyone will have their own personal droid.
Yo dawg y’all said this was an ice cream sandwich party! y’all trolled me.
“First it was Beats By Dre, then Soul By Ludacris…. just wait ’till they see Flipmode by Busta running Ice Cream Sandwhich”
Rhymes pointed at the chubby robot, saying, “I look like him? I don’t see the resemblance.”
Busta Rhymes is hoping that hanging out with Andy can save his career, the same way he made Google #1.