By If you’re unsure what this whole “Holidroid Contest” thing is all about, be prepared to get excited. From November 24th through December 25th, Phandroid is giving away a Kindle Fire every single day along with other great prizes like the Galaxy Nexus Galaxy Tabs, JAMBOX, SmarTouch Gloves, Android Phones, Android T-Shirts, Seidio Vouchers and more. Read our announcement post for details.
Yesterday’s Winner
Yesterday we asked you to balance your Android phone on a household object. Some even balanced it on their actual house. The results were quite impressive, and a winner wasn’t so easy to pin down. The finalists’ images included Lego blocks, popsicle sticks, and an apple rotten to the core. While points were awarded for creativity, we ultimately made our decision based on skill.
Craig F. will be taking home the prize for this delicate balancing act involving a Droid Bionic and a penny. Unbelievable? Here is the proof.
Now let’s take a gander at what is up for grabs today:
Amazon Kindle Fire
The Kindle Fire could be this holiday’s hottest product: at only $199 it’s not only one of the most affordable Android tablets, it’s also one of the best. That’s a killer combination. With a beautiful UI, great battery life, carefully curated apps/games, and an amazing array of media options thanks to Amazon’s Digital Content Ecosystem… the Kindle Fire is a sure win. Good luck winning one in our contest, but at only $199 it’s probably worth buying one just in case!
Samsung Galaxy Nexus
Who wouldn’t want the Samsung Galaxy Nexus? It’s the world’s first smartphone to run Android 4.0 (Ice Cream Sandwich) and features the specs to match, including a 4.65-inch 720p HD display, 1.2GHz dual-core processor, and plenty of on-board storage. HUGE props to Nikolay Ananiev, the developer of an app called Tiny Flashlight + LED, who donated the Samsung Galaxy Nexus for giveaway. His app has OVER 10 MILLION downloads and Nikolay contacted us asking for ways he could give back to the community as a way to say “thanks”.
Jawbone JAMBOX
Ever wanted a small, portable speaker that plays music LOUD and CLEAR and isn’t a pain to setup? Let me introduce you to the Jawbone JAMBOX speaker. This bad boy packs a powerful bunch an extremely small frame, easily connects to your Android device via Bluetooth, and is an absolute pleasure to use. Bluetooth means you can stream not only music, but also games, apps, phone conversations, movies, and any other audio playing on your device! It also means no cords! Put it on your desk. Carry it to the kitchen. Bring it to the basketball court. Take it to your friend’s party. The Jawbone JAMBOX is a music lover’s dream device.
Isotoner SmarTouch Gloves
Every single holiday season these SmarTouch smartphone gloves are consistently one of my favorite gift giving items. They eloquently solve one of the most fundamental problems a tech lover faces: using your device in cold weather. Wearing gloves usually prevents your touchscreen from working: take your phone out, take your glove off, use your phone, hand gets gold, shove phone in pocket, rush to get glove on. NO MORE! Isotoner’s SmarTouch gloves, designed in my colors and sizes for both men and women, has technology that passes the electrons your body gives off, through the gloves, onto the capacitive screen and allowing it to work. VOILA! Seriously. It works. Trust me. Try it… and you’ll love them forever.
Andy Robot T-Shirt
True Android enthusiasts and tech lovers enjoy expressing their Android attitude and there is no better way to do so then with an Android Robot T-Shirt from the brilliant folks at iSteamAndy. They’ve created a series of artistic, creative Android Robot themed T-shirts with fun, rich imagery. They sell like hotcakes and have limited production runs so get each design while you still can. Some of their top designs (and ones we’re giving away) include: Dark Night Andy, iSteam Andy,Flying Andy, Exploded Andy, Andy Verus, and Unstoppable Andy.
Today’s Contest Rules/Regulations:
Busta Rhymes was on hand for the launch of Google Music and took the time to pose for a few photos. How did he feel about his new gig?
- You have until the end of the day to compose the most clever/funny/witty caption for the above picture (11:59pm Eastern)
- Submit your caption as a comment below this article (one entry per person… only your first comment counts)
- The best caption as chosen by Phandroid staff wins the day’s prize pack
- Read our Full Official Rules for information about eligibility
- This isn’t required but if you want to be nice… Visit Amazon.com by clicking here before you do your holiday shopping because you love us!
Looking for a great gift? Don’t forget about our Holiday Gift Guide!
Tomorrow’s Contest:
We’ll be giving away a Kindle Fire, Smartouch Gloves, $30 Seidio Voucher, Galaxy Nexus, Jambox, and Andy T-Shirt! You never know when we’ll make our contest post so check back early and often!
You want to Google my music? That sound’s disgusting! Just give me my Beats and let me listen already!
EDIT: too bad this wasn’t a time response, I would have won finally!
11:59PM, that’s 13 hours from now. I think you’re ok! :)
Man, when when will these paparazzi leave me alone? I just want my lifetime supply of ice cream sandwiches Google promised me.
Woo-Ha…Google cut me a check!
I’m gonna boop your nose. BOOP!
I just busted my rhymes all over this android!
“Uhhh duh huh huh huh uhhhhhh…”
No one had the heart to tell Busta Rhymes that he was actually standing next to an old trash can.
Busta Rhymes speaks of his new collaboration “While he’s a little green, he knows his way around music and adapts quickly. I know he’ll be a big star very soon!”
“I tried to get Chris Brown to change out of his Halloween costume, but he just wouldn’t budge.”
To himself while smiling “this thing is gonna tank faster than I can rap…..I shoulda let Cee Lo do this s!#t”
This android guy right here? He’s gonna be the next Biggie Smalls.
“Flash with a rash gimme my cash flickin my ash. Runnin’ with my money son go out with a blast.” Busta
Breaking News: Busta Rhymes steals Andy the Android, brings him to ghetto.
. . . In other news, Mix Master Droid will be dropping his first album later this year titled “Whatcha know bout Ice cream?!”
ThisBigGreenGuyIsTheS#!t
AndIWantOneSoIGottaGetit,GottaGetIt,GottaGetIt!!!!! (Busta voice)
That is a terrible picture to make us give a caption too….where’s the substance? I side view? Come on!
Bustin’ out Google Music with Busta Rhymes!
Yo, which motha#$@%@ stole my phone? Eenie, meenie, miney, mo!
Give em what they askin for
I want some Ice Cream Sandwich, gimme some more…Google Music so fantastic, listen some more…
Forget about ice cream sandwich and jelly bean, I’m hoping for some blueberry yum yum
yo..yo…check it. you know like cash money and google, it’s all bout da benjamins baby…and like, peep it, i heard taylor swift was gonna be here. i am like, you know, her biggest fan. peace out!
Busta Rhymes at Google Music launch doing his best Steve Urkel impression. Yes, Busta, you did that!
I AM NO LONGER GOING TO PARTICIPATE IN ANY OF YOUR RIGGED CONTEST!
YOU STATED THE RULES IN YESTERDAYS CONTEST WOULD BE BALANCE YOUR SMARTPHONE ON AN OBJECT AND THEN A R A N D O M WINNER WOULD BE CHOSEN FROM THE BEST ONES.
YOU N E V E R STATED IN THE RULES THE SKILL WAS A PART OF WINNING. THEN IN YOUR POST TODAY
God I wish some of you could actually read…
“After the entry period we will randomly select a winner from a pile of
the most creative, interesting and impressive ones we receive.”
It clearly says they will select the from a subset of all turned in based on MOST CREATIVE, INTERESTING AND IMPRESSIVE…. jesus….
just saying this is my second post.. below is my caption… but it says a pile of the most creative… not THE most creative. I thought the same thing, was at work balanced it on a pencil like they thought was impossible but also ontop of a wine tube with a bunch of christmas in the background. thinking hey this might not be THE most creative/skill but I stand a good chance making their pile…
I think a lot of people would have spent more time on their if they thought this was totally about skill and creativity.
You and @Spartoi:disqus have a solid argument there. However, it is this site’s contest to run as they wish and in all reality pool or no pool, it didn’t stop you from trying what you felt was the best balancing act. I balanced it on a piece of paper.. paper isn’t that strong and it was hard. I also think balancing on a penny isn’t all that hard as I’ve balanced coins tons of times.
“After the entry period we will randomly select a winner from a pile of the most creative, interesting and impressive ones we receive.”
According the explanation above, Phandroid based the winner on which they thought was most impressive, contradicting yesterday’s rules that a winner would be Randomly selcted from a pile of the best.
Yo
Yo! Bust a move!
I just found me a brand new groove–
Chillin’ here wit’ my little green friend,
We gonna kick it together ’til the end
G! O! O! G! L! E!
Buy my music, it ain’t for free–
Then listen to all yo’ tunes right there,
Thumbs up, how’s my hair?
I’m only doing this because they let me spray paint that big green garbage can next to me. Now get the F out of my house! Oh, wrong show ,,|,,
Yo. If this picture ends up on Phandroid….I’m calling Mr. T foo.
“Shit, yo! I thought you said this was a MANdroid party! No RoboCop, no endorsement.
I’m out!”
Do you really wanna listen to me
Let Google Music handles all your needs
Put all your music where my Droids could see
Straight uploadin in the Cloud for free
Looks like Android fell asleep first at the party last night with Busta Rhyme.
Damn, the last time I was relevant I think the iphone was cool
“So this works on my iPhone right?”
“All that graffiti on the robot dude? I had nothing to do with that”
“Woah..what’s the green light on my side? Wait…It’s a set up! They’re getting back at me for painting Andy! Everyone…Bust a Rhyme outta here!”
‘After vandalizing Bugdroid, Busta Rhymes taunts Dr. Dre’s ‘Beats’ “Come at me bro! I be the king of the sound” ‘
Busta says to Android robot, “Sup Ghettobot? Let’s rock this joint!”
“Yo Dawg, take a picture of my shades, with the Google Music I CAN BUSTA MA MUSIC & RHYMES ANYWHERE!”
“I love doing this nerdy Urkel pose!”
News Flash: Busta Rhymes, who interestingly has not had any critical acclaim since Android was
first released, was on hand for the Google Music launch. In other music news, his new
album has jut been nominated for a Grammy. It seems seems anything the “Little
Green Guy” touches turns to (ice) C.R.E.A.M (Cash Rules Everything Around Me).
for clarification’s sake, the reference to “C.R.E.A.M” is a homage to Wu-Tang Clan’s song by the same name. Also, I apologize for the formatting of my above post.
I AM NO LONGER GOING TO PARTICIPATE IN ANY OF YOUR RIGGED CONTEST!
YOU STATED THE RULES IN YESTERDAYS CONTEST WOULD BE BALANCE YOUR
SMARTPHONE ON AN OBJECT AND THEN A R A N D O M WINNER WOULD BE CHOSEN
FROM THE BEST ONES.
YOU N E V E R STATED IN THE RULES THE SKILL WAS A PART OF WINNING. THEN IN YOUR POST TODAY YOU STATE THE WINNER WAS BASED ON SKILL…NOT A RANDOM DRAWING.
THIS RIGGED CONTEST CRAP SIMPLY SUCKS!
I wouldn’t yell about it like this…but I do agree that it seems like the terms changed after the contest was over.
Also, I balanced my Droid on a THREAD. If the contest was truly based on skill now, I would say balancing my phone on a thread is even more difficult than balancing it on a penny (although I must admit I didn’t attempt the penny so I don’t know for sure). All I know is it was dang tough and I just didn’t get as many “likes” because I submitted it later in the day (still before 9pm PST).
I balanced my phone on a real live bunny that was sitting on top of a tall toppling tower of random objects.
Trust me, that was the most difficult.
Oh, and I just balanced my phone on a penny after only 2 minutes.
Not hard at all.
Haha…yeah, I did see yours…well done! I was going to go with a bunny too because I thought it would be funny to do a little throw-back to the days of oolong, but then I saw yours and though “ain’ no way I’m gonna top that with just a bunny chillin’ on the carpet balancing my phone”. So I went with the thread instead :)
Maybe they should just give all of the honorable mentions a Kindle Fire to say thanks :) I’d walk away happy. But even if I don’t get anything, I’ll still walk away happy because I freakin’ love Phandroid almost as much as Android itself :) To me, they go hand in hand.
Thanks Phandroid for being there from day one. I wouldn’t be using my Android phones to HALF of their potential without you being there to open up all kinds of new avenues!
Haha!
Well, I balanced my phone on the head of a stick figure with one of it’s legs up balanced on a cup in my hand, with one of my legs up!
Took me literally 2 hours to set the whole thing up :-/
But hey, sometimes, simplicity wins
i was for sure you would win this :O bummer bunny > panny
balanced mine on top of a 8 ft tree, i feel ya buddy :)
I balanced mine on the tip of a star on the top of a tree…. *sigh*
I had my balanced on an egg!
It always amazes me when people complain about other people who are giving things away. Quit whining and grow a pair. Seriously.
All right, one less person to compete against!
Haters need to chill, no mater what they do, people are going to complain. They stated clearly that they reserve the right to change the rules however they want. All the changes they have made thus far have just been to make the contest fairer or to help choose the best winner.
We should all be happy that “someone”, “anyone” in our community is getting some pretty cool free stuff – with little effort in my opinion.
You probably should have read it closer. I’m pretty sure it said that a GROUP of the most skilled pictures would be chosen and then at random from there. Even if they decided on this winner purely because of skill it was still kind of what they said. And enough so that you really shouldn’t care. Plus as they are the ones giving the stuff away, you shouldn’t be that mad that they changed their reasoning for choosing a winner…You’ve never changed your mind on something because it was so impressive or just too good to pass up etc?
You’ve obviously never read technical stuff. You don’t take the intent, you take the words at face value. If they say they will take a GROUP of the most skilled pictures and then at random from there, that is different than choosing the one based on skill. You’re an idiot for trying to call someone out on something you’re wrong about.
They specifically said “Try and find something really impressive! (Balancing your phone on a vertical pencil…” which leads me to believe that the impressive part involves skill.
…and look, this isn’t “technical stuff.” These giveaways involve taking pictures with a spoon above your head and one shoe off. You can’t claim that there is a face-value definition of subjective terms like “creative, interesting and impressive,” especially when they didn’t define them. If we want to play that game, I want Phandroid to show me the “pile” of pictures from which they chose the winner…
And there’s no need to call someone an idiot; respect the differences of the community. I say vent all you like, but keep personal attacks out of it.
My point is that it is a minor difference when you think about it. Skill gets you into the finals so skill matters either way…He originally posted that they, “never stated that skill was a part of winning”, which they did. Yes they did change how they ultimately picked the winner, I’m not denying that, but no it should not have changed anyone’s effort on the contest unless they did not see that skill got you into the final grouping of people.
Class action lawsuit anyone. just kidding….seriously…don’t participate if you don’t like it. Exercise your freedom of choice and choose not to visit this site.
“Try and find something really impressive to balance it on!”
“After the entry period we will randomly select a winner from a pile of the most creative, interesting and impressive ones we receive.”Seems to me like the mentioned twice that they wanted you to balance it on something impressive, which takes skills.
It’s definitely some bullshit. How many people would have wasted those hours of their life yesterday if the only chance of winning was to be judged most skillful. The reason so many people went to the trouble of entering the contest was that they knew they didn’t necessarily have to be #1, but if they managed to create something awesome it might be given a random chance to win. Just a pathetic move by phandroid to change the rules overnight (sure the rules are at their discretion, but it fucks over a lot of people).
zimmerman flew and tyler knew! droid 00110001 00111000 00110010! (182 as binary code) =)
Just perfect… first computers destroyed music by auto-tune, now by a rapping android with street cred…
Busta Rhymes happily poses for the cameras just before the camera-people realized it is 2011 and people don’t want pictures of Busta Rhymes.
aBd bd bd bd… That’s all folks!
Busta Rhymes: Why does this say Snoop Dog?
Google: People won’t be able to tell the difference anyways and they actually recognize his name.
I thought Google was suppose to be cool. Open, no rules, Then why did they have me arrested for graffiting this alien thing over here?
“Hey, people are taking pictures of me again! Gim’me sum mo. “
Did you guys know there’s a phone named after me? Me neither, which must be why it’s pink. Obviously HTC needs to look at me now, cause I’m gettin Google paper.
Android guy or Nicki Minaj ? You never can really tell.
“Do you guys know what this giant green thing is? Cause I sure as hell don’t”
“Where was this green guy when I was popular back in 1996”?
“I can’t believe I’m getting paid for this”
Busta Rhymes releases new single for the Google Music Launch – “Verizon, Put Your Galaxy Nexus Where My Eyes Can See”
“Jeah, all of a sudden they all want to be it frame with me. Who is next? Madonna. Well that would be cool” thinks little robot.
Busta Rhymes: Yeah, yeah! I can’t wait to stream dem fine beats to my Galaxy Nexus! Dat phone is off da chain!
PR Executive: Actually, Busta, the Galaxy Nexus has been delayed.. again.Busta Rhymes: Yeah, yeah! I can’t wait to stream dem fine beats to my lightnin’ fast 4G Verizon phone! Dat network is blazin’!
PR Executive: Actually, Busta, Verizon 4G service is down at the moment.
Busta Rhymes: Yeah, yeah! I ca… awwe, c’mon, dis is gettin’ ridiculous.
I’m very happy to be working together with our new Androind overlords.
Man… I’ve go to take a massive shit…
“Hey man…if ya gonna hang with me…ya gonna have to act cool for the cameras.” – Andy
While excited to promote his partnership with Google Music, Busta Rhymes really wanted reporters to appreciate his makeover on Andy the Android. “Respect my Conglomerate!”
edited
“Shhh, shhh, shhhhhh. Don’t say anything. Just check out my new single on Google Music before I break ya neck. WOO-HAH!!!”
* Busta Rhymes starts rapping *
Shazam app on android – ERROR ERROR, Cannot comprehend such fast lyrics.
*EXPLODES*
Busta – Wooo-HA!!!
I’m missin’ out not rockin’ apple tell me how? I got the best from my man Andy look at me now… Look at me now, and look at me now. ;)
“Gotta Taste it and I gotta grab it
And i gotta cut through his traffic
Just to be at the top of the throne
But i know I gotta have it
that Ice Cream Sandwich goodness” – Busta “Look at Me Now”
Apple’s got they tunes, and they think they was the best,
but Google ain’t Zune, and they come from the west.
Schmidt said he had swag, and we made up a game,
It was take down apple from they big, bad fame.
So now it’s google music to make their stance,
And with me in the bag, Apple stands no CHANCE!
I am so happy, I am FINALLY #1……with GOOGLE.
Busta has arrived oh damn only 3 people I hope more are watching online
Its nice to finally work with some people that dont beat women.
“Google Music can Bust my Rhymes anyday! Flipmode Squads newest member, Andy, wont hold anyone down! YAH YAH YAH, YAH YAH!”
‘Busta and Andy pose for the Google Music cameras, hopefully it’ll launch right this time, we’ll even throw in Busta’s new single for free.’ lol #BustaDroid
“Um, I was told there would be ice cream sandwiches?”
In an immature kid voice:
Hehe, I touched the little alien dude’s boobie. HeHe
Photographer: “Can someone get this guy to move? We’re trying to take a picture of the Android.”
“I’m glad to promote google music! … hey, why are the cameras pointing only at the green robot next to me???”
Pointing at “An-Dre” “Graffiti, really, That’s racist…”
Not sure if these guys are taking my pictures for a magazine or to unlock my Galaxy Nexus.
OH (one of the photogs) “This Andy thing got a projector like R2? This pic would be a whole lot cooler with a hologram of Leia in it.”
“Yo Google told me they gonna hook me up on that HipHop SEO if I showed up… Yea, and that’s the D D D Dillio yo!”
Looks like I tagged the wrong thing… My bad.
Where the f*ck is Andy Rubin, he told me to meet him in downtown Brooklyn behind this deli for the unveiling of this google music $h!t… I better get paid. Look at where they got me shooting… next to this tatted up droid… do they know who I is!?! I was in Halloween mutha f*ckers!!!
Caption:
“This is me, like, Totally Refreshed!! I am, like, proud to be a part of something so powerful. But I don’t have an Android yet….can someone get me one real quick? (Thumbs Up)”
And now, Busta Rhymes presents Google Music — for some reason.
“I bang in the east and I bang in the west
and pose for google music down with the press
I love my Ice Cream and nothing less
Do you really wanna know what’s next..Let’s Go!!!”
“Can you guys believe they asked me to this Google music event? I can’t believe the world still thinks rappers are musicians!”
Paparazzi were caught photographing aging black rapper Busta Rhymes because they thought he was holding a Galaxy Nexus.
You guys seriously want me to get in the android costume right here? And I’m supposed to walk around outside the building to bring in customers? C’mon!
Google: “We’re exclusively putting Busta Rhymes’ new album on Google Music this coming year, so he can bust-a-rhyme while he’s Busta Rhymes”
“And here, ladies and gentlemen, is irrefutable proof that the world is inDeed being taken over by err.. not-so-little green men!”
“He’s a street cop from south central with a dirty past.
He’s an Android freshly transferred to the toughest city and may be in over his head.
Together they’re breaking all the rules and making noise for the powers that be.”
“Busta Rhymes is Officer H.T Cevo. Andy Android is Officer S.G Nexus. ”
“Coming this winter…”
“ICS: The Street”
“You’ll see how far the Apple does fall from the tree”
This just in… Busta Rhymes saves Andy from same thugs that attemtped to destroy Johnny Five.
Reporter: Hey Busta, when do you think the Galaxy Nexus will be released on Verizon?
Busta: When Dr. Dre releases Detox!
*points to Andy* [Busta]:”so, ya’ll like my work?”…. [Reporters]:”Mr. Rhymes, what were you doing last week outside Building 44?” [Busta]:…….*coy smile* “ah S#%T!, howd ya’ll know?”…………..awkward moment of silence…..[Busta]:..uh..sooo…yeah we be partnering up with G-Music and it’s gonna be somen’ special you better belee’ dat!”
Busta Rhymes:
Hahaha, and they told me 8-bit music wouldn’t make it big. Look at us NOW!!!!
DJ AnDiY: 01001001 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110111
00101100 00100000 01110111 01100101 00100111 01110010 01100101 00100000
01100111 01101111 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101111
00100000 01101101 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01101101 01101001
01101100 01101100 01101001 01101111 01101110 01110011 00100001 00100001
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Busta Rhymes: Woo Hah! You got that right buddy.
Aww, man, the Android dude’s got more bling than me! I’m still cool, though, right?
My rymes so fresh, I make yall android loving nerds look good !
“What’s the best thing about this gig? They’re giving me a whole pile of ice cream sandwiches!”
“No, I don’t mean the Galaxy Nexus. That’s awesome, too, and they’re giving me one of those before anyone can buy it. It’s in my contract that they have to send me some boxes of ice cream sandwiches to eat. And some of all the other snacks they used for Android names, too. Mmmm … donuts!”
“Wow I cant believe I’m here with so many geeks, but wow , Eric Schmidt and company sure did pay me a lot of money”
If you guys don’t stop taking pictures, my ‘droid buddy here’s gonna break his foot off in your… Ahhh, I’m just kidding! I’m here to put my beats where your ears can hear…
“Those cameras better have fish eye lenses, cause I don’t do anything with out that!”
PAPARAZZI: Hey busta can we get a few shots
Busta: *raps while possing* fgndfgungethnuthriuhnthtuhn
Paparazzi: What does that mean, and please speak it.
Busta: It means im motherfreaking hungry where is my ice cream sandwich!?
Paparazzi: Um this is a google MUSIC event.
Busta:Oh shizz i forgot, “uhuh ok(reference from Look at me, by Chris Brown.”
Paparazzi:*whisphers to another photographer* damn i thought he was an IOS and itunes fanatic
Busta: i heard that, LOOK AT ME NOW B*ITCH!
the “fgndfgungethnuthriuhnthtuhn” part is b/c he raps really fast, and its hard to understand his lyrics lol
For the last time, no, I am not Dr. Dre. The Rezound launch event is that-a-way!
Damn…I’m being upstaged by a green robot!!! They say never work with animals or children…but a friggin’ robot???…my agent is so fired!!! Also does anyone know when the Galaxy Nexus will be released?
anyone? anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
Fear the denim!
Woohah, Goo-gol gave me a check!
“My colorful brother from another mother is gonna paint me up some new bling.”
I have to give it to balance buddy guy… I tried to balance my OG and gave up in about 3 secs… I’ve decided I will never have enough time in my life to balance that bitch, and I’m OK with that.
Legendary R&B artist Busta Rhymes vows to end Android fragmentation by defacing the Android statue with grafiti and pointing it towards the exit as he debuts his new single: iTouch It.
Busta Rhymes is extremely excited that he was picked over Xzibit to be the host of the new show Pimp my Android.
“Hey….you guys know I was a relevant last when people used Yahoo to find out stuff?”
In all seriousness, using Busta Rhymes to promote Google Music is like using the Backstreet Boys to promote the next iPods. ….
No diggity, Andy and I were walking thru the hood sippin on our gin and juice. He threw down the wrong gang signs and got tagged and yelled, “I need a Doctor!”. I said , U better Recognize, and luckily, they forgot about D.R.E. No doubt.
“Busta Rhymes is on Google Music…wait, did Apple put out this ad?”
I WANT TO WIN!
Busta Rhymes stops by to show Android and Google Music how to Break Ya Neck
And this happens when you wake up in the wrong neighborhood.
“….uhhhh hey uh, i was uh told there would be a check?…..”
“Hey guys, you like how I pimped out your green android guy?”
yo yo yo….ah forget it, i’m goin get me an ice cream sandwich!!!
“This event is just to get y’all ready for Android 5.0 ‘Busta Brownie’. Why Stop Now?”
In a thought bubble: “Why are they unveiling this music thing in this dump? There’s a garage door over there. I hope that rafter up there isn’t structural. Am I posing next a trashcan? Wait, am I on candid camera? Whatever. I’m getting money.”
AND I WAS LIKE:
NAPSTER! I’M WITH GOOGLE YO!
Busta gonna be sippin on some sis-syrp wit Andy the Android… Wait, is that even legal? Friends don’t let Androids drive drunk.
Yo… Check this out!!! I Tagged It Myself… Pimp Yo!
Android In Da Skreet… Word!
“And this is my prototype for Android Domination, I call him the Hip Hop Robot. Soon the entire world will be under Android control.”
Hey Yo…. My Face is up Here!
Ahh yeah..Flipmode..
Here we come..
Bout to bust and explode..
Bout to make some calls…
ANDY THE ANDROID…Busta Bus.. (huh, what?)
Check it out…
Do you really wanna party with me?
Let me see just what you got for me
Put all your PHONES where my eyes can see
Straight ICE-CREAMIN in the place to be
If you really wanna party with me
Let me see just what you got for me
Put all your PHONES where my eyes can see
Straight ICE-CREAMIN in the place to be
You better not “Touch It”, That’s my Ice Cream Sandwich!!!!
Press: “Busta how do you feel about being here today? ”
Busta Rhymes: “Being here and standing next to this android bot, I feel like Steve Urkel when he made Urkelbot. All that’s missing is the Winslows (chuckling ). “
Busta Rhymes going for an Ice Cream Sandwich with his fellow Andy, caught by Paparazzi.
” On three everyone say I used to be gangsta, 1-2-3….”
“.. Yo man, I found the green guy like this, someone else tagged him”
“I better be getting Ice Cream Sandwich on my G1 for doing this, just like they promised.”
You want some of my music?
Gimmie some mo
All you got to do is choose it
Gimmie some mo
Ok, I took the picture, now…woooo haaaah! Where do I get my check?
“I would like to dedicate this award to… Huh? What? This gigantic thingamajig is not an award? Then why…? Who the hell are all these people? Where am I?”.
(I obviously have no idea who this guy is… Another lost contest for me, lol).
“I’m the first rapper to have his career reignited by a robot. Drooooiiiid”
You forgot T-Pain..haha
When asked to comment on his new partnership with Google, Rhymes remarked that Android was, quote:
“Serious.”
He went on to say that the service could make its users “delirious.”
One reporter even overheard him saying that Apple “should have a healthy fear of us.”
The WSJ was told that “too much of us is dangerous,” when asked of how exciting the Google Music experience was.
Android patiently waiting for this janitor to clean him off.
“Regarding his involvement with Google Music, Busta Rhymes said, ‘The folks at Google, well, Googled me to find out if I was still alive. As it turns out, the jury’s still out. Am I still relevant? Ask the little green guy.'”
Rapper/Actor Busta Rhymes dropped in on the Google Music launch to promote his 11th album, A Past Without A Future.
You know, if you’re rooted you can swap Busta Rhymes for a better rapper!
nobody knows, he spoke too fast.
Is that Larry Page back there? Hey Busta…MOVE, GET OUT THE WAY!
Boats & Hoes!
I don’t know what they are paying me for but this is one gangsta lookin’ refrigerator.
What the #$%&’s a Google?
Verizon *finally* found the celebrity they want to release the Galaxy Nexus.
“I got them phones right jeer!”
No I didn’t steal this! Why do you ask!
Paparazzi: “Excuse me, “Busta Rhymes,” will you please move so we can take a photo of the Android? We like talent in our photos”
Busta: “Yeah, yeah, this totally beats that bit in the Rugrats movie and, yo, I even got a G-Nex in my pocket. Wanna see me put it where ya eyes can see? And this sick data and voice coverage? It hit you wit’ no delayin’, so what you sayin? Call Me! Oh yeah…Look at me now, look at me now – I got the Nexus”
Yo Yo get this. I love android…my favorite phone is the HTC rhyme…only mine has a broken screen… I call it the Busta Rhyme.
Who be the King of the phones?
Android Bus back to just put a lock on a town
Lot of my OEMs be comin from miles around
See they be commin cause they know how the robot get down
NOW YOU KNOW WHO HOLDIN THE THRONE SO GIVE HIM THE CROWN
“Damn this robot got badonkadonk – raow! raow! Like a dungeon dragon!”
“Andy the Android didn’t look Gangsta enough, so I had some of my boyz do him up with some artwork. Now he be thuggin’! And check out my new album on G Music!”
excuse me, but is the bathroom this way.
“Hey Busta, Can you move out of the way?? we are trying to get a picture of this sweet looking android robot!”
“Oh man…this is so cool! I almost feel relevant again! I’m so glad I decided to wear my CLASSY denim outfit tonight!”
“Busta Rhymes looks at a photographer and exclaims, ‘Tell me you ain’t taking my picture with an iPhone 4S!? My leg here is about to make a Nexus with your minitature Galaxies.’ “
If y’all really wanna party with me, don’t flash that flash cause I then can’t see!
“Quick! Lets get a picture of the android robot with his bodyguard! Sir, could you please move out of the way? You’re blocking the android. Thanks.”
Busta on phone with spliff star – yo spliff, its not gonna work anymore. im kickin u out of flipmode, i got this new guy who can actually understand me.
Android andy – BREAK YOH NECK *****
“Watch closely and i’ll show you my android shuffle.”
Andy Rubin: How do you like the new Google Music?
Busta Rhymes: ‘S’mofo butter layin’ me to da’ BONE! Jackin’ me up… tight me!
Andy Rubin: I’m sorry, I don’t understand.
Busta Rhymes: Cutty say ‘e can’t HANG!
Android: Oh Andy! I speak jive.
Andy Rubin: Oh, good.
Android: He said that it gives him chills down to the bone.
Andy Rubin: All right. Would you tell him to just relax while we get some pictures of him next to you?
Android: [to Busta Rhymes] Jus’ hang loose, blood. He gonna catch ya up on da’ rebound on da’ pic side.
Busta Rhymes: What it is, big papa? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug his rap!
Android: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don’ want no help, chump don’t GET da’ help!
Busta Rhymes: Say ‘e can’t hang, say seven up!
Android: Jive #@$ dude don’t got no brains anyhow! @#$####.
hahaha I love Airplane!
Nigggga… you said there would be kool-aid
“Woo Hah! I got iTunes in check.”
Busta Rhymes rents out his garage for some quick cash and 15 more minutes of fame.
That’s my flavor of Ice Cream Sandwich… Exclusive for a limited time to me and not Verizon…
A spokesperson for Mr. Rhymes informed us that he is planning to transition away from his current posse to an entirely cloud-based entourage by Q1 2012.
Late last evening after a few too many rounds, Busta Rhymes and Android stumbled out of a LA tattoo parlor.
So this is my community service I gotta come here and promote my only hit song make it clap …
Reporter: Mr. Rhymes, what would how do you feel about the new Google Music venture?
Busta Rhymes: “FLIPMODE!”
“When it comes Google Music,
ayo they got the best,
Who-hah
Android got you all in check”
“Hot!
Android, *censor* making you bounce!”
“Shout out to Google, Andy Robot, the whole Cash Money YMCMB, in the building!”
Reporter: Thank you Mr. Rhymes.
This dude is FREAKIN’ me out!
“You said you wanted me to _tag_ Andy, so I did!”
Pictured: Mr. Rhymes reiterates his promise to get tough on crime, and bring whoever vandalized that poor Andy to justice.
If y’all really wanna party with me, don’t flash that flash cause I then can’t see!
That green dude just scared the crap outta me.
“Woo-Hah!! Got My Bugdroid in Check.”
“Y’all niggas want the wild droids?
Gimme some more
Yo Andy where the nexus at?
Gimme some more
I know ya’ll niggas need that
Gimme some more
Even though we getting prizes you can
Gimme some more
With the phones and the big tabs
Gimme some more
Everybody spread love
Gimme some more
If you want it let me hear you say
Gimme some more”
Artist: Busta Rhymes
Song: Gimme Some More (remix)Album: N.L.E (Nexus Level Event)
“Woo-Hah! I got a fresh-inked check”
Ya’ll media want the wild shit
Gimme some mo
Yo Google where my G’s at
Gimme some mo
Exclusive music’s in the Mar-kat
Gimme some mo
More lucrative for the Artist
Gimme some more
So everybody spread love
Gimme some mo
Busta Rhymes- “Are they taking a picture of me or ICS android guy over hear?”…”oh well, just smile and wave, just smile and wave”…
EDIT (NOT AN ENTRY): After I posted this, i just had to add and show what this picture reminded me of.
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/20700000/Just-smile-and-wave-boys-penguins-of-madagascar-20799079-500-240.gif
Busta Rhymes: Damnnnn, Andy!! How did you get so famous? Would you share a byte of knowledge? Andy: I’m getting an I/O error.
“I can’t go into too many details, but let’s just say, my little green buddy here party’s every night like it’s the last night he is ever going to party, and by the way, it was his idea to get all tagged up, cause my homies got all crazy thinking he was a big party bud and kept trying to smoke him”
“Do you really wanna party with And-e / let me see just what they got for me / put my hand where your eyes can see / straight Googlin’ in the place to be.”
I think he started rapping………..If-you-really wanna listen to me,…..you-can-download all my songs you see,….they all-dont-cost money some are free,…….Go-ogle Music is the place to be!
So, can I get one of those phones to put on my charm belt?
(Pointing to Andy)
This cat? Better get yo’ gat.
Watch out fo’ this thug, he’ll sweep your #$$ under the rug
He be bustin’ caps with his raps
Makin’ dimes off yo’ rhymes
Droppin’ bombs on yo’ moms
Ain’t nobody betta mess wit’ dat.
Peace.
“I can’t compete with Andy’s swag. I’m not even close to being tatted up as much as him.”
Check it out homeboys. “Google Rhymes” the ultimate rap app. fo shizzle
Yo Dawg! Ima be Xzibit 2.0 and put an Android on your Android android.
lame
What Busta didn’t realize is that his theme song “break ya neck” wouldn’t apply to the giant Android in the room who ironically had no neck :(
Busta Rhymes: Yo yo yo yo yo! Yo! Yo! Aye boy, welcome to Android Idol, powered by the brand new Google Music! No, not as in google “music,” Google Music. I’m your host, Busta Rhymes, and time for your judges! Eric Schmidt, Megan Fox, and Andy the Android! Now sit back and enjoy the music with some ice cream sandwiches!
“Seriously? You want to take a picture of me with that, um, what you call that green guy again?”
“Holla, lemme introduce you a good friend of mine, my android twin known as Bot’sa Lime(s)”
“Look at me now…, Look at me now.., I work for Google!”
“I can’t believe that I get paid less than an inanimate object…”
Yo Apple, ‘We did it’ to ‘break ya neck’! (2 song references there thankyou)
Woo Haa…Woo Haa..Got Ya All In Check
Google Music Make Ya Break Yo Neck
Where we goin now?
Where we goin now?
Give it away, give it away, give it away now
Give it away, give it away, give it away now
Just give it away n****
Yeah, here we go now
Give it away, give it away, now
Give that prize pack to me now.
“How do you open this weird fridge? I was to there would be ice cream!”
Google Music, with help from Busta Rhymes, looks to start “causin’ rambunction throughout the sphere” of the music industry, by “raising the levels of the boom inside the ear.”
Busta Rhymes: “What? Me and him???? NAHHH we just friendss yoo!! It aint like that!!”
Busta Rhymes gets caught red handed vandalizing the Google Android as he is fed up by the delays for his galaxy nexus.
“ya know how i do…ballin’ in the streets wit my pimp tracks n’ pimp droid right here rite rite, nigga shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit”
Thanks guys, but seriously, can I borrow some change?
Do you really wanna party with me,
Let me see what you got for me,
Put all your droids where my eyes can see,
Straight buck wildin Phandroid the place to be,
If you really wanna party with me,
Let me see what you got for me,
Put all your droids where my eyes can see,
Straight buck wildin in the place to be…..Bussa Buss COME ON
“See the way we on, we be all up in the race and you know
We gotta go, don’t try to keep up with the pace
We struggling and hustling and sending in and getting in
And always gotta take it to another place
Gotta taste it and I gotta grab it
And I gotta cut all through this traffic
Just to get that brand new Nexus
Better know I GOTTA HAVE IT!”
“Oh man, looks like I’ve been caught graffiting this robot statue. Maybe if I smile and act like I’m supposed to be here. I AM Busta Rhymes after all”
Busta: Man, all this press is great and all, but do you guys have that Galaxy Nexus they told me I would be getting for doing this?
Photogs: Um, I’m sorry Mr. Rhymes. No, we don’t. I heard on Phandroid that they are delaying the device…again.
Busta: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
“That sound you hear, is music to our ears… The Verizon Samsung Galaxy has finally arrived!”
“Busta Rhymes shows off his date’s new ‘graffiti body art’ at Google Music’s back alley premiere”
Hes thinkin “lovin this new app by google now you people can BREAK YA NECK while out and about at parties or anywhere on your android phones/tablets.”
“I’m not a fan of ice cream sandwich, I am going to wait for Android 9.0 Watermelon”
Racists but funny.
Oh snap! Thats the Android? I thought it wuz a trash can..
Man I’ve fallen off.
If ya really wanna party with me, put ya ‘droids where my eyes could see!
“If you like this right here, just wait til you see what I did to the ones out on the lawn!”
T
Paparazzi catch deep undercover robodroid Andy arresting a Rhyme Busta while at the Google Music event.
Mr. Rhymes faces charges of identity theft filed by renowned scholar Dr. Dre.
“I’m here today to announce… that ‘Beats by Dre’ is a scam! Buy my new ‘Sennheiser Rhymes™’ instead!”
Yo How come I be Bustin out all the Rhymes, and that Little Green Robot be gettin all the Credit? Come on put your cameras where my eyes can see em Yall! on me that is! That Little Green robot is whack! Everyone knows I’m the Real star here!
Google catches happy deer in headlights at Music launch event.
“What? You think I did this? Ha ha ha! Naw man! I don’t play like that… ******* be crazy.”
“Now THIS is a bad dude right here, beating on iPhones all day, and now I’m teaming up with the mug. Were gonna beat on ya eardrums. Pick up my new Album! Google Music Ya’ll!”
“What’s it gonna be?!” Android. “I know what you want:” The Galaxy Nexus and Ice Cream Sandwich. “Fire it up:” it looks great. “Touch it:” so responsive. Now “Gimme some more:” So delicious. “Look at me now:” here with Andy and rocking to Google Music. “We made it.”
Yo How come I be Bustin out all the Rhymes, and that Little Green Robot be gettin all the Credit? Come on put your cameras where my eyes can see em Yall! on me that is! That Little Green robot is whack! Everyone knows I’m the Real star here!
WOOOOO ha got cha apps in check!
“Wait fo it boyz, I’m about to ‘Fus Ro Dah’ this bitch!”
“Yo, Andy said he wanted to get in touch with his colored side so I hooked him up!”
The next big single from Busta Rhymes will be a collaboration with Andy titled,
Android Money
“Busta Rhymes & Andy win first place in Celebrity Look-A-Like Contest”
It has NOTHING to do with hating or needing to chill, but everything to do with phandroid.com setting up a contest posting the rules and then CHANGING the rules after the fact.
This is what they posted as the rules:
After the entry period we will randomly select a winner from a pile of
the most creative, interesting and impressive ones we receive.
I believe it says the word “RANDOMLY”, not the most skilled.
Anyway, you guys and gals have fun with it and MAYBE they will stop changing the rules everytime they blink their eyes. :)
Look at me now! We hot up in the Google! Its freshness is exemplifying a different dynamic of greatness. So why stop now!?
HEY EVERYONE, IS FIDDY CENT, NO WAIT ITS T.I, NO WAIT ITS TONE LOC, OH WHO CARES. LOL
m’Name is Busta and I like singin’ new Rhymes,
googlin’ some tunes,
and balancin’ my phone on dimes.
My buddy here, andy,
is kickin’ a new service,
its called Google Music,
no need for them purses.
Just swipe that finger cross that droid phone,
tap on some music
and dance your way home …
Busta Rhymes latest song for free on Google Music; “roses are red, violets are blue, I wish I had a Verizon Galaxy Nexus and I know you do too”.
Photographers: “Busta! What do you think about Andyroid?”
Busta: “Yo, you may not understand what I’m spittin’ in my rhymes, and I may not understand this whole Android grind, but Google and I love these little green men, ’cause they fillin’ our pockets with even more Benjamins.”
on set at the new Busta Rhymes music video featuring Missy Elliot.
“Damn you cought me… I run on Android. Can’t you see the freen light shining from my side. Android 5.0 is going to be called……… WOO HAH”
“I hope they edit the pictures so it doesn’t look like I’m scratching my balls”
Newflash! BustaRhymes professes direct relation to BustAnDroid! Paparazzi gather to capture the astounding resemblance: “I can’t understand why no one’s ever seen the resemblance before… if BustaRhymes had antennae, he’d make for the perfect model droid!”
Yo which muthaphucka stole my Galaxy Nexus? Eenie…meenie, miney, Verizon Wireless. Look “I know what you want” but I can’t get one either. This is my “Breaking Point”. I’m outta here like 4G on Verizon Wireless.
“Thumbs up!”
“If I’d done my new single with this guy *points to Andy*, I wouldn’t have to give it away for free.”
Hey Chris Brown, “Look at me now.” Cute iPhone, but I think Xhibit just pimped my Android.
Photogs: “Bust a Freestyle”
Andy:
Busta if you give it to me
I’ll give it to you
I know what you want
You know I got it
You scream
I scream
we all scream for Ice Cream
Busta:
We been together for a few years
Shared a few tears (1.5)
Called each other nicknames
Like Donut, Eclair
I know you aggrevated
Froyo alleviated
Ya patience gettin’ short
So they hit me with the Gingerbread
How long can you tolerate it
Andy is just motivated
So give it to me baby
Woo-Hah! Got You All in Check!!
Busta: I appreciate the additional additives and preservatives some companies place in their products, but I’m sticking to what works best for me. I gotta sell the album live on google music and make people believe in the songs.
Reporters: Wow, thats a very prolithic statement Mr. Rhymes; Care to comment further?
Busta: Hip-hop reflects the truth, and the problem is that
hip-hop exposes a lot of the negative truth that society tries to
conceal. It’s a platform where we could offer information, but it’s also
an escape.
Google Music and Android will be the platform to help us rise to the top.Also I heard something about ice cream sandwiches? Is this green dude… filled with sammiches?
Busta: Google me this.
Google me that.
This Google Music is really really phat..(kinda like I like my women)…
Whatcha lookin’ at booeey!!
Here we go now! Where we goin’ now? Where we goin’ now? Get an Android, get an Android, get an Android now!
For reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrghtXWfVYM
Busta: “Yes, I am playing Kevin Costner’s role in the remake of “The Bodyguard”. I wanted Whitney’s roll, but this green guy right here can actually sing and we all know that I can’t. So Andy got the role.”
Y’all see that green thing over there? Don’t worry about HIS good side-he ain’t got no sides. Make sure you get MY good side. And hurry up – it’s lunchtime.
Introducing my trash talking friend, Phandroid the Grouch.
“I can’t wait to post these pics on Google Buzz!”
Becoming a partner with google has official made my life complete even if I haven’t made figured out how to use one of their android phones yet.
Hip-Hop icon Busta Rhymes was arrested yesterday evening on charges of vandalism & suspicion of being an illegal immigrant; in a strange case of miscommunication, Mr. Rhymes so adamantly denied responsibility for tagging the 7-foot Android statue pictured above that officers reporting to the scene were unable to understand his incredibly high-speed exclamations and mistook his pleas for a foreign language. Upon release, Busta was immediately apprehended and detained by the Fashion Police for a “Double-Decade Violation”; sources report that he was wearing a denim outfit from no later than 1998. More as it develops.
“… and I was like, ‘What’s this Google Music sh*t even do?’ and they were like ‘It makes your music cloudy’ or some sh*t like that, I don’t know. You all see my wallet chain though?”
check one two check check, we got this thing with google, you can be balling while your froogle. Why get an apple, just drink a snaple.
Busta: I’m disgusted that everyone thinks rappers only think about rapping and/or do dangerous things. Why is that when I walk in a room, people take 5ft back and take a picture of me but not with me? I even wore these stupid clothes and have this colgate smile to be more approachable, but even at this event people recede. Oh well, smile for camera bust and make that money. This green trash can is dope too, I’ll take one for the tour bus.
Speaking in terms of Einstein’s relativity, yes, my lips have moved fast enough to have aged nearly ten years less than the rest of my body, but can we talk about the music for once?
Ayyy Yoo, pics are extra!!! Gotta spend chips if you want me to pose now! You are?!How much!!?? (sings) (all right) come and do the bus-a-bus! Let me see you do the bus-a-bus!!
Reporter: “Mr. Rhymes why’d you choose to support Android today and what are your true feelings about the software?”
Busta: “Well You know I’m a big fan of Android because I can Touch it- Root it – Rom it – Theme it – Lock it – Leave it – stop – Overclock it”
Reporter: “Is that all?”
Busta: “Not even close with Android, you can Choose it- Play it – Flash it – Watch it – Call it – Read it – stop – Customize it… and those are just a few of the things this little green guy brings to the table.”-An homage to Busta’s song Touch it!
“…like I was saying…this little green dude was walking around in the alley, so I tagged the crap out of him…I never thought it would make me so famous!”
busta bot
Busta Rhymes was in attendance today announcing his new upcoming albums whose titles were inspired by Android OS – “Killa Fro, Yo”, “Gangstabread” and “Iced Out Sangwich”
Not sure why google picked me to promote this sweet music app, but I’m going to go with the flow as this little green guy staring me down looks pretty hardcore and I don’t want to give this new phone back!
“So, um can I be in the next picture please?… Or not…”
“note to self: this is a google event, don’t take out my iphone. don’t take out my iphone. don’t take out my iphone. oh wait smile! do’nt take out my iphone…”
“I heard those HTC fools payed $300 million for Dre’s swag, but today that green little dude is MY bitch!”
Busta: This is a really exciting opportu-
Android: Ayo Breezy. Lemme show you how android keeps the dice rolling while you’re doing your thing over there, homie
(start beat to ‘Look at me Now)
Lets goo!
Cause I know that I be winning
and I’m feeling like I got alotta swag, lotta swag, lotta swag
don’t forget, I’m the best, not the rest, cuz ICS’s in the house, iphones call a cab cab
GO!
See you ain’t ever gonna top me
iOS’ll never stop me!
Am I being kinda cocky?
Even Greg Jennings can’t stop me!
Busta: …nuff said
(edited at 2:21 PM because the formatting was terrible)
[Photographer #1]: “How do you feel about your new gig?”
[Busta]: “I feel deeply honored and very gratuitous to have received a roll of this magnitude and I will take my place in Google history and forever be humbled by this opportunity. I thank Google with the depth of my soul.”
[Photographer #2]: “???” asks Photographer #1 & #3 “Are you sure this is Busta Rhymes?”
Busta Rhymes hangin’ with Andy was quoted as saying: “This *itchin’ ‘droid will fill the void that “tunes” can’t fill, so here’s the deal: Get Google Music ’cause ya know you”ll use it.”
Busta Rymes was later sued by Apple for copying thier paint job of Andy the Android.
Busta: “I see you looking at me, looking at him looking at us, looking at whaaaaaa.. Ah hell talk to him!”
These young droids got me confused with Grandmaster FLASH!
Busta: “Yo Dawg, I heard you like phones, so I put music in your phone so now you can listen while you meme!”
Xzibit: “Bustaaaaa! That’s Dangerous!”
“You mean that giant Android is FULL of ice cream sandwiches?!?”
“Woo-Hah! Which one of you all got my check?!?!”
“It was a dark night, pitch black, October 22, two thousand (eight)… Approximately 6:30 am, a white G1 was released. Upon it’s arrival, and rapid industry growth, being exposed to the many casualties of T-Mobile, Google now realizes what must be done. Android must bring the ruckus to ALL you iOS mutha*uckas!”
“Ya’ll never seen a black guy before?”
When Busta Rhymes’ was caught attempting to disguise himself as Dr Dre (founder of Beats Audio), he quickly took Android hostage, exclaiming, “I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling kids at Google Music!”
Busta busted out of Universal Motown,
Rollin’ with Cash Money and Google Music now.
Says, “Powerful link-up — BOOM! from the cannon,
not lackin’, universal cloud streamin’. Just imagine!”
Oh snap! When they said Ice Cream Sandwich would be here, I thought they meant my homey Master P!!
Seriously, you’re going to put me in a ghetto backdrop? You’re tarnishing the good name that is Busta.
“Hey Andy give me a beat….” “Yeah!!”
I’m so happy to be working with Android because my last team up with Chris Brown didn’t go so well…..
“Hey Chris give me a beat…” …..later at the hospital Chris is seen throwing a chair out the window.
“Hmmm, those cameras must smell good or something. Can I have a whiff?” -Busta
Alright! I’ve got this tablet balanced on my finger. Get the phandroid sign and snap a picture.*
*Yes. I know it’s an optical illusion. Still looks like a tablet balanced on his finger to me.
“Now THIS puts the “OG” in GOOGLE!”
Busta: thinking * I’m the only rapper smart enough to side with the robot rappers that will take over the world in the future*
Android: thinking * Where are my loyal phandroids that will conquer the world with me?
Photographers: stop smiling, get in the droid.
“To clarify, I didn’t touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it, turn it, leave it, stop it, or format it.”
“This dude here is Googles new Droid Pryhme. It raps all your texts and calls and uses my voice and beats. Now lets hurry this thing up before Kanye shows up…..”
Hey guys, watch me “Busta” out of this “Galaxy” dance move!
hehe if you look real close hehe I wrote “boobies” on andy.
[Foreign Paparazzi #1] “Whaaaoo…!! NEVER THOUGHT THIS MOMENT COME IN MY LIFETIME!!! HE MUCH BIGGER IN REAL LIFE…!”
[Foreign paparazzi #2] “YAAH! SO BIG AND GREEN!!”
[Busta] “….huh?”
“Look at these fresh tatoos I hooked up my buddy Andy with!”
‘I’m very excited to be a part of Google Music, but…*leans in and whispers*…The bot-dude is freaking me out! He doesn’t stop staring!
It’s me, Busta Rhymes, and I’m about Pimp Your Droid.
You’ve got to PIMP MY DROID…. Damn Right.
Busta: “But I’m Busta Rhymes.”
Andy: “But I’m Andy.”
Busta: “Well I have bling.”
Andy: *rolls through the alley and comes back*
Busta: “FML”
“I’m thankful towards Google for giving me the opporutnity to help launch their new music store, but I’m even more excited about the newest member of my entourage/body guard, graffiti Andy. Ain’t no body messin with me when I roll up wit dis bad ass robot.”
“Busta! Busta! What can you tell us about Google Music?”
“Google Music? I thought this was Busta Music!”
“Google Music ? Was dat ? Yo I just came here cuz they toldz me i could tag up this robot thingamajig. Wat else i gotz to do these dayz? “
With #1 rap nemesis, The Macho Man Randy Savage having punched his ticket, Busta has taken to the streets in order to rally all Google Music members to boycott the streaming of Macho’s albums on the service, in the hope that fans will quit confusing their tracks. A helpless Andy was shamelessly tagged up during all of the excitement .
We all remember the great Macho/Busta Rap Battle of 1999, back when they were both still relevant. DJ, Spin it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG7jTAGliyY
Vs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99_DDByLpWM
Experts agree that Macho Man’s track has been mistakenly interpreted as a rap about how much Hulk Hogan stinks, however people who were in Macho Man’s inner-circle have recently come forward and confirmed Macho Man was really focusing his hateful lyrics towards Busta.
At the time Macho was suffering from bouts memory loss and moderate amnesia, a direct result of 3,000 repeated blows to the head with fold-up metal chairs as well as his long-time abuse of the illicit substance known as “Slim Jims.”
Apple Employee – “Now that I’ve FINALLY infiltrated this incredible Google event cleverly disguised as Busta Rhymes, I can finally figure out what makes this Android thing so gosh darn good! BEST. KANG. EVER!!!”
How did Busta Rhymes feel about his new gig?
Being part of something like this is a milestone, and a turning point in my career! I AM PART OF THE MOST POWERFUL SEARCH ENGINE IN EXISTENCE!!! I AM A Hip-Hop GOD!
“Is that the android they selling at boost mobile? I thought I was getting a phone…?”
“Do you really wanna Google Music with me.
Let me see what android got for me.
Put all your Iphones down where my eyes could see.
Phandroid.com is the place to be.”
Busta Rhymes remix “Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can See”
“This guy makes me look skinny!”
Busta Rhymes thinking: “Hmmm.. Just tell Google to feature my songs on Google Music or else people will think I was uninvited for the launch..
ay-yo, check out the android powered “green room” google built for me. tap-tap-pass y’all!
Busta Rhymes: “I’m calling my agent, no one told me I was the second billing.”
Andy: tries not to blush as the paparazzi focus on his new digs.
“Woo Haa Woo Haa, Got you all in Check!”
“Put your flash where my eyes can see.”
I hope they don’t notice the graffiti I did on this robot. Is that a siren I hear?
I need me some Ice Cream phones,
but I cant have em cuz my pockets aint grown,
But from the words of Busta Buss,
In (PH)Android we trust.
“I just came for the Giant robot”
“Finish taking your pictures already! I need to get back to my computer so I can continue refreshing Phandroid.com and win the Happy Holidroid Contest!”
Sir? Could you please move over, we’re trying to take a picture here.
“Uh oh, better check my zipper… One more wardrobe malfunction and thats bye bye to celebrity ‘Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader’… Damn them kids are smart”
Finally! A service that doesn’t steal from the user or the artist!
“Yo son, Yo son, Yo son listen my boy my man my dude Double E Schmidt hit me up and was like Buss you gotta givre us this Google Music exclusive so I’m lookin at my phone like they must have not been able to get Kanye or Jay-Z so I was like naw I aint no second rate artists even with my turkey neck. Hung up cause I felt like my boy disrespected me you know like Double E son how could you come at ya boy like that? Next day Galaxy Nexus in my mailbox and this funky fresh Android in my front lawn and the rest is history so yeah I feel famous again shoutout to Riri, Bebe, Cece, my ace my brotha Pooh all yall in Brooklyn stand up we back baby I told Yall we was comin back. Follow me on Twitter @BussaBuss:disqus and Facebook”
Reporter: “So Buss how you do like the Google Music Service?”
“Yeah yeah so yeah son the Galaxy Nexus is nice word up son”
Reporter: “Ok but Buss what about google music? How do you like it”
“Look son you got this light all in my face I’m smiling hard for yall got my flyest of the fly stuff stuff and you keep talkin about Google Music. Whats that son? Why you going all political on me how do you like Google Music? Wassup B? Thats foul son I’m tryna tell you about the Nexus and shoutout my fam and you talkin about some Google Music. Get out my face son ain’t I smilin enough to focus on that? I’m out yo be easy. Yo Double E…..”
How do you like my new ghettolicious giant android bling.
Cheaters: “Andy Android’s Chick, aka Hood Rat, is caught cheating with rap artist Busta Rhymes!”
Gangsta Andy to Busta; “Yo! Out the way you Dr. Dre lookin’ Mutha F*cka! This ain’t no Beats event! Can’t you see them trying to get a picture of my grill?? Damnnnnnnnn!”
Busta slouches his shoulders and steps aside, he softly replies, “Sorry Andy…”
” Betta call an ambuhlance to come and pick these Apples!”
“Now THIS my friends is one pimped out Android, so can I take him home after this?”
“Let’s go surf the wave with Busta Rhymes and my homie, Andy, hope you can keep it up”
La ilaha illa Allah, ha la ili, hay yo
Hili b’Allah, hey, hili bay yo
We getting ANDROID money!
We getting ANDROID money!
You mean that’s NOT Dennis Rodman next to me post-retirement???
BREAKING NEWS: BUSTA RHYMES ADOPTS ANDROID ROBOT …ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN NOWHERE TO BE FOUND
I apologize to my staff, my friends, and especially to Andy. You can see the trouble i put him through during my affair and i promise i will remain faithful to the OS for the rest of my life. No iBebes anymore…
“Back in MY day, Google was a number and robots were in space!”
“Damn, I got to get in on this Ice Cream sh*t. Andy can you hook me up?”
Busta:
What started in 2008 was only just a Dream
Now I’m with my boy Andy enjoying ice cream
I remember when everybody had an LG Dare
Then came along Cupcake, Donut and Eclair
Froyo, Gingerbread, and Honeycomb
Smartphone owners found a new home
Now forget about iTunes, this is the truth to it
I guarantee all of y’all will love the new Google Music!
Now sorry everybody but I’m all out of time
Time to go get a new HTC Busta Rhyme!
BUSTA – “I’m so excited to work with google!”
ANDY – “Really google?? Busta Rhymes?? Who is your talent agent, the NFL? Madonna’s to busy with physical therapy for the super bowl, you had to get BUSTA!!”
I’m Awesome!………… No you’re not don’t lie.
“iTunes sure as hell never threw a party for me!”
Typical Busta Rhyme caption 10 years ago: “Busta Rhymes parties with Mary J Blige, Lil Kim and Mariah Carey at club Ghetto Bootay”
Today’s caption: “Trevor Smith, Jr (rapper name Busta Rhymes) agreed to pose next to Android Robot only after learning that it would make him look cool in the nerd/geek community”
Courtesy of Asian Cameramen
paparazzi #1: “Who is this guy again?”
paparazzi #2 “I don’t know but that green thing is too cool!”
Random Cameraman: “Excuse me sir, can you please move? I’m trying to take a picture of that statue.”
Busta Rhymes: “Trust me man, this picture will be worth more than a 1000 words if I’M in it. I might even autograph it for you if you want”
Random Cameraman: “Now why would I want that?”
Busta Rhymes: “Cuz it’s me, Busta Rhymes!”
*crickets*
Random Cameraman: “…who?”
“I love my android phone, but its stuck in airplane mode. Can one of you show me how to flip-modes?”
why am i here, and why there a huge f*cking robot next to me!
“Is this like an iphone?”
“I got so many rhymes only Andy here could hold em all…but I did hafta pimp him out just a bit”
“Hey, Andy! Can I have your autograph?”
A yo I have one of these in my crib fully equipped wit speakers and a built in tablet dock wit a mini cooler “let me see you try to do that on YouTube!” I call it my conglomerate!!!
Google Music has all the best features: sharing, industry partners, cloud support… the only thing missing is a Flipmode. Yeah, Flipmode, Flipmode is the greatest.
Busta – “itsaptytrnthtgglmscupangmesmmr!”
Editors Note (translation to normal human speaking
capabilities): “It’s a party! Turn that Google Music up and Gimme some more!”
Busta Rhymes uses his Android phone to track down Andy at the Google
music event. Busta: “I have been waiting for this all my life!”
Google Music is the sh*t yo. Oh my bad, didn’t meant to say sh*t. Yo, don’t write that down.
Andy was having a bad day waiting for the photo op with Busta Rhymes in a bad neighborhood. In the end it was worth it because he got to meet his favorite musician, but alas, there was no more room on Andy for Busta Rhymes to sign his autograph.
“What do you mean, hand over the spray paint? It was like that when I got here, I swear!”
“People tell me I am intimidating. You would be too if you were this awesome.”
:D
Reporter: “So what is that?”
Busta: “Oh, this? It’s very cool. It’s a life size model of the Android robot decorated with urban art in celebration of the launch of Google Music. Oh, and you can put your weed in there!”
Can you only get me in the pic and not the garbage can next to me? It’s all about me and Android today! wha? tha’ts a what? that looks like a mutha f’in garbage can
Wait!!! I thought I was hear to promote the HTC (Busta) Rhyme gettin ICS!!!!
It’s the “End of the World” as we know it. Now show me the Cash Money!
Busta Rhymes’ new security detail is the future of celebrity protection.
Busta shows up to congratulate Phandroid for coming up with the only word that Busta can Rhyme with Android. Good job…mandroid?
“How can I get AdMob on my CDs?”
“Yo is that R2D2? I want what he is on!”
“I’m Busta Rhyme
I came here for some Nexus Prime
One for me one for my wife
Cause I still can’t buy it from Verizon… Sigh”
Google’s Android Mascot begins to feel slightly uncomfortable as Busta Rhymes breaks into a verse of “I Know What You Want”
YeahShorty
I know what you need
I got everything you need
I promise I ain’t gonna hold out either
I’ma give it all to you baby
It’s on, bust it……………
Yeah, yeah, Andy!
Nod yo’ head and Break yo’ neck Andy!
Bang yo’ head until you start to Break yo’ neck Phandroid!
I bet the everyone will dig me under Google Music, even the Crips!…I wonder if they are still mad about the bottle I threw at ones of their hoes
Nothing say’s Hard core Gansta like shillin fo Google!!
“Do you really wanna party with me, Let Andy see just what you got for me, Put all your cameras where our eyes can see, Straight buck googling in the place to be”
Busta: What’s the point of this again?
Photographers: A picture is worth a thousand words man… and we have to finish this quick!
Busta: Soo…..why can’t I just rap the words?
Photographers: ‘o’
I’m kind of enjoying this photoshoot of me with this weird green alien thing. Don’t forget to take the side pics and a head shot, my manager said that me head shots are the BOMB! Opps, too loud! Sorry everyone, there is no bomb! please continue on to the left for the google music performance…
“I know what you want”, Ice Cream Sandwich and Google Music, Give me some more”
Busta Rhymes had this to say at the Google Music Party, “Google Music, @&#* #&*%@ (Raspy loud noises) $&#*@% … WooHaa (Mumbling?). I’m out!”
Bust rhymes: hey guys stop taking photos of the big android and take some of me!
You’re gonna
notice Google Music when I come in. I’m gonna make a statement without opening my
mouth, and when I leave, you’re gonna remember that.
“You know whats in this big Android fridge? Yeah, its a fridge, and it’s mine after this gig. SWEET.”
“My flip-mo squad is in the cloud! ITS GON’ RAIN DEM RHYMES!!”
“Yo, A Kindle Fire is what I aspire,
I want a Nexus, not no Lexus,
Bought my dad a Jambox, not no cheap socks,
And mom a t-shirt, to help her when she flirt
My girl got some SmarTou….”
You stoppin’ me for, fool? You said you wanted me to rap your presents?!
Damn…not that kinda ‘rap’, huh?
MC Hammer was busy with his search engine so he sent me :-)
Tonight, Me and Andy gonna make it foggy around here. Greenery!!!
Busta: I am deeply honored today to be here on behalf of the music industry & google, i feel it is only fitting that I read a quote from one of my dear friends and accomplished colleagues, XZibit and his take on Google Music :: clears throat::
“Yo dawg, I heard you guys like music so we uploaded your music to the cloud using preservatives so you could jam with your jams while still on your androids”
Busta: “Is this thing made of chocolate??? Cuz if so, get in to my belly!”
hahaha know I can take over the world! Once I control google of course than I’ll control all hot dog vinders Nothing will stop me Oh crude they heard me oh well I am rich no big deal.
“Touch it – fling it – play it – watch it – root it – boot it – Swype – format it”
I’m only here because they though I was Xzibit
Herman Cain accused of sexual harassment once again, this time by Andy Robot. Cain denies ever meeting Robot and all allegations of sexual misconduct. Cain seen here posing with accuser, Andy Robot, at Google Music launch party, November 16th.
What kind of red carpet treatment is this with only 3 cameras?!
Caption:
“Busta Rhymes alongside Android, at the debut of Google Music and his new song, “I love my Ice-Cream Sandwich” Featuring: Android.”
Hopefully my caption wins!
A parody of his actual song: “I Love My B*tch” featuring Kelis
Sandwich rhymes with b*tch :P
lol hope you like it!
Look at me now, look at me now, im getting google, look at me now, yeah android fresher an iPhone
Busta rhymes-” hey guys, i bet i can rap the gettysburg adress faster than you can take a picture of me. Wanna see? LETS GOO, FJHHDHSYDUISGUBCBVAHSH. DONE” !
First music, then ringtones, next a clothing line, and now BUSTA RHYMES FINGER PAINTS (sponsered by Android). Just check out what Busta created with that one index finger….
So dissapointing. Out of all the balancing acts, this one seemed the easiest. Flat surface, flat coin, flat phone…geez. There went 4 hours of my life for nothing.
Looking at yesterday’s contestants finalists, I must say wtf was Phandroid thinking? You have a phone leaning on some reinforced sticks or TV, a phone on a half-eaten apple, and a phone with leaning on a supported lego block. How are any of these impressive or creative? IIRC, leaning is not even balancing.
“How come everyone keeps trying to take pictures of me next to this funny looking trash can?”
“Yo dawg, even Pimp my Ride didnt pay me as much as this did. I should’da jumped on the Android bandwagon long ago. X to the Z out!
Beat you to the Pimp my Ride ref ;-)
However, I must say that you are obviously one of the smartest and most creative contributors in the community to go with such a superb reference.
Dammm Mug!, Yo almost scared the Black Out O Me! Don’t be sneeking up on a brother with a camera like that!
Spray Can, Whatcha talking about Willis!!
Caption: “I obviously have enjoyed plenty of the Cupcakes, Donuts, Eclairs, Frozen Yogurt, Gingerbread, Honeycombs, and Ice Cream Sandwiches. What’s this music guy made of again?”
“Me and my boy Andy G here to promote our new track ‘Touch It (but make sure to wipe your finger print smudges off of it) Remix!’
“Andy, break yo neck, fool! Err… right… you don’t have a neck… Sorry.”
Andy: Forget Ice Cream, let’s get some Gin and Juice up in here! Oh that was Snoop Dogg? Well then who are you? Security!
Busta: Now, watch how mad he is when I cut him on!
I… am… number one. Wait… that’s Nelly.
“You see this thumb? This thumb does MAGIC. Everybody wants this thumb! Ladies want this thumb, men want this thumb. This thumb can do anything. Why? Why?! You wanna know WHY this thumb is so special?! I’ll tell you why…
This thumb got me 3 stars on Angry Birds.”
Introducing DJ Andy in da hiznouse!
We’re going to find whoever did this to your beloved mascot and bring him to jus… what? It’s supposed to look like that?
“Yeah, I tagged this R2 up… and you best like it or I’ll Break Ya Neck!”
I better get an ice cream sandwich out of this!
Photographer: Hey can you do one of those “Yo dawg I heard you like…” things?
Busta Rhymes: For the thousandth time I’m not Xzibit!!!
I hope they ain’t realize how high i’m am, cuz i’m gonna eat this melting Ice Cream Sandwich in my pocket……
“You will hear it in the street or you can read it in the press.
Do you really want to know what’s next?
ICE CREAM SANDWICH”
We’re going to make a cloud with the green, more ways than one.
“So I’m locked in a basement with the hip hop android and some photographers, I might as well say cheese..”
Your gonna notice it when you see him, He’s gonna make a statement without opening his mouth, and when he leaves your gonna remember him forever.
-Busta Rhymes on Android
*Thinks to himself* “I’m pretty sure I hired way more photographers than this. Oh well, just smile and try to appear relevant.”
Busta Rhymes posing with his new buddy BustaDroid!
Look guys! no neck just like the Android.
Busta: “Yo guys, d’you care to make an interview later on wiv ma’ Bruvver from Phandroid.com? He’s called Chris and I’m in on his style. Chavez Rulez!”
With ics my HTC Rhyme should be almost a fast as my raps
“I can’t believe I’m in a photoshoot with Robocop! How badass!”
Disappointed because he still didn’t get a Google Music invite. But Flock of Seagulls did!
Busta, why are you wearing that chain? …”Yo, last time this fat dude stole my Galaxy nexus and my T-shirt”
busta- Ya i did that to andy!
Andy- wait until you see my new app. Its called bust-a-sketch. You get to see how rediculous you can make him look!
Normal people see Busta Rhymes posing for a picture,
Android users see Busta Rhymes blocking their view of their favorite robot,
But only the Awesome see the fourth guy kneeling on the floor, citing Shakespeare to express his profound love for all things Android!
Ma Look At Me Now! I got a robot friend!
Over there is the theater where I’ll be playing the lead role in “Google Presents: The Hunchback of Notre Dame”!
“dog its the same color as money”
Just hours after signing the divorce papers, Busta Ryhmes is seen in public proudly touching his new, rowdy partner at a Google Music event… Apple was horrified to find out that Android does things she’d never do – especially in front of the cameras!
(press): Mr Rhymes, what made you decide to partner up with android?
(Busta):
One time y’all
Throw your hands real high for android y’all
Yea, get down to the Android market y’all
Let me see you all y’all
Sign up for Google Music and y’all
Busta Rhymes, Flipmode, and Android y’all
Twenty Eleven y’all
Ha, get down to the android market and download my music ya’ll
Let’s have a ball on Phandroid y’all
(Press): Buster, how do you feel about the iPhone?
(Busta):
Uhh uhh, uhh
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uhh
Uh-HUH, uhh
Uhh, uhh, uhh
Uhh uhh
Uh-huh, uhh
Uh-huh
Uhh uhh
Ahh ahh, uhh ahh
Uh-huh uh-huh, ahh…
//props again for this contest idea, Phandroid rocks!
Sorry, did not mean to quadruple space. I don’t know it did
Busta Rhymes – In a recession like this everyone needs to do
their part. So to ensure people easy access
to all music Andy and I have been volunteering our time and going back to my
roots helping the…uhh Department of Car Stereo Repair.
Andy Android in the back ground chanting – Los Locos kick
your ass. Los Locos kick your face. Los Locos kick your balls INTO OUTER SPACE!
Busta Rhymes has been caught, on camera, glowing green! Now we know why he is supporting Google Music. He is an Android himself! I knew his raps weren’t humanly possible….
“It ain’t like that, man. Me ‘nd Andy are just friends. It’s cool.”
Photographers: “Hey Busta, can you step a few feet away? We want to get some pictures of the real star here, Gangster Android.”
I’m Busta Rhymes & I AM da bomb!
Yes, that’s a Droid I grip in my palm.
Apple phones ain’t got no game.
Smartphones for dumies? Now THAT’S lame!
Droids eat Apples, NOM NOM NOM!!!
Read all about it on Phandroid.com
Nuttin is as gangsta as a mobile OS avatar covered in spray paint at a service launch event. WORD!
“I still don’t know what all this “android” talk is about. Just keep smilin’ B….”
“Are the Androids with sprinkles edible?”
or
“Hey stop that flash and move this Android out of the way! I’m supposed to be the biggest star in the room!”
Photographer: “Say ‘Google Music!'”
Busta: “Woo-hah!”
Photographer: “No… Say ‘Google Music’…”
Busta: “Woo-hah, woo-hah!”
Photographer: “What’s wrong with this guy…?”
Busta: “Woo-hah, woo-hah, woo-hah, woo-hah!!!”
“Yo Andy, pull my finger B”
Busta was furious with his publicist when he found out that this wasn’t the Grammy’s and the green dude wasn’t Lady Gaga in her latest costume.
Mr. Rhymes was reportedly grateful for Google’s continued environmentally conscience efforts. A Google public relations executive commented on the issue, “by hiring a washed up rapper instead of a fresh star, we’ve saved over 50 gallons of water.” Mr. Rhymes had this to add, “Yo, it’s true. You know how we do, we likes to get dirrrty on the east coast.. ‘Sides, long as they give me mine green, they can have their green.”
“I knew wearing these sunglasses would come in handy someway and y’all thought these were for looks”
WOOOO HAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Busta felt so compelled, he rapped about it:
Google Music up in the place true indeed
yes Andy catch the *Tunes and best their greed
Google Music gonna give you what you need
One note everybody like an apple seed
Yo, which applephucka stole my Droid? Eenie….meenie, miney, mo.
“They told me Android is so customizable, you can make it your own. So I tagged mine.”
“I’ll be wearing this giant green suit at my next concert.”
Yo, Google, I’m really happy for you, I’ma let you finish, but Apple had one of the best phones of all time! One of the best phones of all time!
He remixed his classic “put your hands where my eyes can see” of course
“hit you with no dealayin so what you sayin yo,
Silly with my gnex verizon what’s the deally yo?”
Busta: Put your hands where my eyes can see Andy: i dont have hands or i’d slap you for putting all this crap on me
Theres too OG’s in Google
I, for one, love the new look of Jack in the Box. It’s about time they got rid of that creepy snowman and joined the 21st century with this robot.
Yo… I took Andy through my old hood and some of my hommies tagged him B…
The Google is my bitch. Now put my album on The Google, crazy green guy….that’s why I’m here ain’t it?
“AND NOW, put your hands together for: Busta Rhymes, because we couldn’t afford Kanye West”
Yo I thought I was here for Google Music. What’s with the green robot from the ‘hood?
Busta would never understand people’s infatutation with tagged-up pez dispensers.
Busta: “Yo, I herd you like droidz so we put a droid in yo’ droid so you can droid while you droid.”
Why does it show that I posted my comment twice? I only posted once. WTF?
Let me touch it, let me grab it. Phat music…Google music!
Yo! I am being featured by Google Music.. Check it (turn point smile) I wasn’t even praised as much for my “Busta Rhymes” in that smash hit with Chris! However, “Look at me now” im getting pics with an Android!
ok, i came can i get a galaxy nexus thing that steve guy got last week too? I wanna be in an awesome phandroid contest too!
I hope they don’t notice the plutonium in my pocket.
Whether it was a filming of Sesame Street or Google Music Droid release the paparazzi never did find out, but they took photos anyway.
I love Google Music like a fat kid loves cake.
man the real star is andy
“On the outside we have street cred boosting candy paint job with a one inch drop. On the inside two pro comp subs, a 46″ 3D screen up front, a 3D projector in the head, and a surround sound speaker bars integrated into the arms. It’s pretty damn kicking”
“I told my agent my street cred wasn’t for sale, but this delightfully urbanized green robot almost makes me feel okay with it.”
“I might talk about using iTunes, but that doesn’t mean I do it.”
What Busta is thinking in this head: (this is to be read in Busta’s Fast rapping Style)
A A aa AA aa AAA! SoImAtThisGoogleMusicEventWithAllTheseAndroids,
CheckingOutAllTheseJamsWithTheFanBoys,
SoTheyAskedMeTakeAPicNextToATieDyedDroid
SoISaidSure,YaKnowYouMayBoy,
NowMyPicIsUpOnPhandroid,
PeopleTryingWinWithoutBeingVoid,
SoThatTheyCanGetABunchNewToys.
IDontKnowWhat’sGoingNexus,
ButAlliKnowIsThatiGotMYNexus.
PEACE!
Breaking News!
Republican candidate Herman Cain (in jacket) is photographed with his newest sexual-harassment accuser (graffiti covered Android). His statement was “I did not have cellular relations with this person.”
Confused at the “android” part of the event, busta rapped for four minutes about robots from the future, proceeded to spary paint everything in sight, and then posed for pictures.
“Look at me now. Look at me now. I’m getting ice cream sammiches!”
Yo, he told me I could use Android to tag my pics so that’s what I did.
Cameramen: “Smile Busta!”
Busta: “I’ve no idea what this green drum is, but the extra storage promised by Google on my Gmail account is well worth it”
Busta: “Hope these Google peeps will buy my music, instead of stealing it like them Apple fools!”
Ice Cream Sandwich .. Gimme Some More
720P .. Gimme Some More
Beam and NFC .. Gimme Some More
Super fast browsing .. Gimme Some More
If you want it lemme hear you say … Gimme Some More!!
When your i-phone glass breaks
cause it fell on the deck
WooooHOOOO… I got you all in check
Thumbs up! Thumbs up! We in the ghetto Andy and we got the paparazzi scoping us, thumbs up! Thumbs up!
What’s Google Music and why did someone spray paint R2-D2?
Andy vs Busta Rap Battle
Andy: Let Whoopie Goldberg go first
Busta: ‘Cause I’m feeling like I’m runningAnd I’m feeling like I gotta get away, get away, get awayBetter know that I don’t and I won’t ever stop’Cause you know I gotta win everyday day, daySee they don’t really wanna pop meJust know that you never flop meAnd I know that I can be a little cockyYou ain’t never gonna stop meEvery time I come a nigga gotta set it, then I gotta go, and then I gotta get itThen I gotta blow, and then I gotta shudder that any little thing that nigga think he be doing’Cause it doesn’t matter, ’cause I’m gonna dadadadaThen I’m gonna murder every thing and anything a badaboom a badabingI gotta do a lot of things, to make it clearer to a couple niggasThat I’m always winning and I gotta get it again, and again, and againAnd I be doing it to death and now I move a little foulA nigga better call a ref, and everybody knows my styleAnd niggas know I’m the the best when it come to doing thisAnd I be banging on my chest, and I bang in the east, and I’m banging in the westAnd I come to give you more and I will never give you lessYou will hear it in the street or you can read it in the pressDo you really wanna know what’s next? Let’s goSee the way we on and we all up in the race and you knowWe gotta go, don’t try to keep up with the paceWe struggling and hustling and sending it and getting itAnd always gotta do it take it to another placeGotta taste it and I gotta grab itAnd I gotta cut all through his trafficJust to be at the top of the throneBetter know I gotta have it, have it
Andy: AWW FUCK IT YOU WIN !
Random person: hey busta rhymes, why are you here. You don’t know anything about technology or android.
Busta rhymes: yeh I do. Anyway do you know when Google music is launching on ios
Reporter; how do you feel about android?
Busta rhyme; I gotta bust some rhymes. This is the best
Above all the rest
Nothing will beat it,
Because this is the shit
Looks like someone is creating multiple Disqus accounts so that they can give themselves a lotta likes :) I mean your caption was funny…but nah-gonna-lie, not “21 likes” funny :)
Hahahaha! I know it may seem that way and I personally didn’t expect to see that many likes on my comment but I don’t have the time or energy to devote into creating 21 different accounts just to get my likes up :D
Plus, we all know that these contests are not based on popularity ;)
Even if I don’t win, I am glad there were other people who liked my comment and it made them laugh a bit :P
But I mean it ain’t that far-fetched to get 21 likes out of the 500+ commenters out there. Very small fraction if you ask me.
But hey, just wanted to let you know that I didn’t take your comment in the wrong way :D
Haha…cool. No hard feelings. I gotta say the thought actually crossed my mind after seeing the results from yesterday :)
STILL, though, I have faith in Phandroid’s staff that they are trying to do the right thing and make these contests fair :)
Same here! I have faith that the Phandroid staff will be able to keep the contests fair and open to all. They definitely have systems in place to check for any falsification :P
Yesterday I thought the winner would have to balance their phone on Eric Schimdt’s head to be crowned after seeing the pictures coming out. Didn’t think balancing your phone on a penny would be the winning skill required. Hell, I saw someone balancing their phone on a nail which was pretty cool. Oh well, can’t do much on that; it is the Phandroid staff’s choice at the end of the day :D
I considered trying that……actually I’m personally friends with Sergey Brin and thought I might be able to use him for something, but I didn’t want to bother him for this :)
Then my next thought was to go to Building 44 to balance my phone on the actual ICS…but it was too dark already when I got off work…darn day light savings! haha
I don’t think people need accounts to vote. but yea, a bunch of entries went from 0 to 10+ likes in like 20 minutes straight to the top. The rules read ‘the best caption as chosen by Phandroid staff’, not the readers. So it’s kinda pointless to go boosting your own entry. Maybe they think it’ll persuade the guys at Phandroid that theirs is gold, but they’re not idiots. They’ll pick what they like.
“Biddiggiggabuddiddiddadobbiddidda….break yo neck Andy!”
With Big G, you’ll see
Them Ice Cream Sandwiches
Get ya million fine bitches
Hit it D-Bot
[Droid Bot does Robot Dancing]
“Ay yo iTunes, let me show you how to keep the music streaming when you doin that thang over there homie.”
Following the success of Xzibit on Pimp My Ride and more recently on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Busta Rhymes is now announcing plans of his own show, Extreme Makeover: Pimp my Droid Edition. Unfortunately that show isn’t planned to debut until 2025 or around when everyone will have their own personal droid.
Yo dawg y’all said this was an ice cream sandwich party! y’all trolled me.
“First it was Beats By Dre, then Soul By Ludacris…. just wait ’till they see Flipmode by Busta running Ice Cream Sandwhich”
Rhymes pointed at the chubby robot, saying, “I look like him? I don’t see the resemblance.”
Busta Rhymes is hoping that hanging out with Andy can save his career, the same way he made Google #1.
if you really want to party with me, let me see who’s got 4G, put all your
phones where my eyes can see, google music is the place to be
And in other news, Banksy revealed his true identity today, along with his new line of Banksy garbage cans. He was arrested soon after.
Busta:
Hey I just realized, most of these photogs probably got iPhones don’t they?Well, they just don’t know how hood it’s about to get!
Ayo Andy, Lemme show you how to keep ICS rollin’When you’re ruling iOS and Iris over there homeyAye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye,let’s GOOOOO!
Busta: im here today to announce that me and andy are making a new album, it will be called “you scream, we scream, we all scream for ice cream sandwich.
Damn! I thought this was the release party for the Galaxy Nexus!
Busta: “Man, I’m hun-gryyy! Would it be cool if I eat this green dude next to me?”
Guy on the far end of the photographers: “Andy Android, please step away from Mr. Rhymes before you get hurt!”
Camera Guy #1: This is sooo the last time i do a favor for the boss’s son.
Camera Guy #2: No Sh*t! And who the hell is this guy standing next to Andy!?
somethin Rimes? or Grimes? maybe Limes?
Busta: Oh Hell Naw! F*@k Y’all! I’s Outta Here! WHERE’S MY DAMN CHECK!
“Hey, you always tag your green stuff.”
Hey y’all is there a burger king around here, all them lights, robots and shit making me hungry
Reporter: “Excuse me Busta, but please explain why you are a spokesman for Google Music?”
Busta: “Alright man, real talk real talk… Google music is real hot in the game nahhmeann. I’m being real with you son… Don’t get it twisted. Ya’ll don’t believe me? Aight lemme break it down.”
(Beat drops)
“Look at my face son I be serious
I stand by this big can and I ain’t delirious
Itunes is chasin
they got nothing
Googles leading the game now
ya’ll best believe
I looked that S@#$ up cuz I’m on a Phandroid Steez”
That’s good lil Android, and ama let you finish, but I take the best pictures of ALL TIME! Smile.
I use to be a good musician. But then i took an arrow to the knee.
Andy’s the man. He busts rhymes just as fast as I do.
This and Nick DiMarco two posts below are both the same guy who keeps liking his own entries haha bustta bust…ed
hey actually, you are wrong. i had my friends and family all like my comments in order for them to be considered popular on here. my brother is nick so i had them like both mine and his comments
lol oh..well you should give everyone a fair chance cuz some might consider that playing dirty
yeah. im sorry if that was how it was interpreted. ill make sure to not tell all my family and friends next time about it.
Huh…Where am I?…Who are you?…LIGHTS!!!…PRETTY!!!…-Points to the Giant Android Structure-…YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT THAT”S MADE OF ACTUAL GINGERBREAD!!!…Give me…Now…I’m Busta Rhymes.
Busta: “Hopefully me posing for the cameras will get some attention from the Google Music release, then FINALLY I will be relevant again..”
Dang! Ain’t nothin’ sacred around here! These other hip-hop guys will tag ANYTHING! Y’all better watch your cameras or they’ll be next!!
yo i should’ve done this sooner this the most love i got in years, i’m loving android already, but i gotta find a way to get rid of this iphone
You remember me!!! You really do!!!!
My man here Andy looks dope don’t ya think?
This and antwonmarco14 two posts above are both the same guy who keeps liking his own entries haha bustta bust…ed
Am I part of your accusations? I can assure you I’m my own person.
Thinking to him self,
How many freaking geeky hipsters can there be in one place? I did not drink enough Courvoisier to deal with this S#*T.
Alright Busta… don’t worry… remember where your roots are… I just have to play the geeky, act like I give a crap, music mogul for a few more hours to satisfy my contract.
OK first thing is first, lets get pictures out of the way…
Make stupid face____ Check
Do the stereotypical, I am a gangsta crotch grab____ Check
Point at this green robot covered in fake grafiti, which I have idea what it is that is __ Check
Act like I give a shit, it is in my contract___ Check
Great another convention trying to emulate gansta as being cool by spray painting a logo or statue. Thanks for bringing my culture back 20 years. How in the hell does the defilement of your robot staue with spray paint translate into the celebration of a music service unveiling. I will never understand this corporate bulls@#t. Only 2 more hours busta, just 2 more hours.
Can someone please pass me the Courvoisier!!
me and this green robot got one thing in common… Tattoos
Busta whispers ” what’s good with a collabo album?woohaaa ”
“Google Music is tha mutha’ [bleep]in’ [bleep], I’m [bleep]in’ serious; This [bleep] will make you delirious. No more syncing with that i-[bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep] junk!”
delirious? you jackin my rhymes man?
Your rhymes? …I thought that was busta ;)
Photographers: hmm yeah the camera loves you
Busta: oh yeah make sure you get my good side B-)
Photographers: we weren’t talking to you busta we were talking to Droid
Droid: DROID! (Slaps busta in the back of the head)
Busta: Ouch you don’t have to be mean!
DROID: SHUT UP AND SMILE FOR A PICTuRE NEXT TO THE GOOGLE MUSIC LOGO
Busta Rhymes here with my homebot Dr. Oid, gonna be releasing a remix to one of my old tracks. It’s gonna be called “Gimme Some ‘Droid” and if ya’ll wanna taste of the lyrics, i’ss gonna go a little somethin’ like this:
Y’all Apple Fanbois had enough?
Gimme some ‘Droid
Phandroid Phans want the wild sh*t?
Gimme some ‘Droid
Yo Spliff where the Apps at?
Gimme some ‘Droid
I know ya’ll niggas need that
Gimme some ‘Droid
Even though we getting DualCore you can
Gimme QuadCore
Gigahertz and 32 Gigs
Gimme some more
Everybody spread ‘Droid
Gimme some more
If you want it let me hear you say
Gimme some ‘Droid!
Edited @ 2:29 PST to make it flow a bit better.
look how fine andys looking all pimped out with my rig! ;)
” RAH RAHH LIKE A DONGEON DRAGON!! RAH RAH LIKE A DUNGEON DRAGON. WHATS UP WITH IOS MAN ANDROIDS WHATS HAPPNEN! “
Photographers: hmm yeah the camera loves you
Busta: oh yeah make sure you get my good side B-)
Photographers: we weren’t talking to you busta we were talking to Droid
Droid: DROID! (Slaps busta in the back of the head)
Busta: Ouch you don’t have to be mean!
DROID: SHUT UP AND SMILE FOR A PICTuRE NEXT TO THE GOOGLE MUSIC LOGO
Just making sure it gets posted
Busta Rhymes : hey, googlyyyyyyyyy yo ma man; I’m gonna only listen to your music just for today if anybody asks :D ,
my legs are upside down and I’m giving a pose … I like the music music
“hey, someone pass the courvoisier… I mean, pass that new android smartphone…”
Yo! Meet my boy Andy. After we blow this gig, we’re gonna play some tunes on the Google Music thing and cruise for some hoes. Andy said he’d hook me up with a Galaxy Nexus. I’ll see if he can hook you up too. He’s the shit!
Sweeet! Who knew that recycling E.L.E. (Extinction Level Event) from that Deep Impact science fiction move for a new album would land me this sweet gig!
“This is Busta Rhymes kepping it real at the Google Music launch event standing next to the newest little green member of the Flip Mode Squad Spliff Droid!! Yo, what’s this I keep hearing about Google’s Ice Cream Sandwich? Well let me have some because all this talk of Ice Creams has my stomach growling!!!”
Just Married!!! Mr & Mrs Android Rhymes!!! :-D
Busta rhymes snappin’ a few pix to promote google music for android…google music, “what it is right now”
Recall Walker!!
“Back when I started rapping I knew Android would beat Apple in the mobile phone market…it was just a matter of time…..”
Hey look at me guys I’m still relevant! Right guys? guys? -Busta
“I just want to thank my man right here Lil Wayne AKA the android martian for inviting me to this young money gets busta ryhmes party, I think I saw Birdman outside dressed like an ice cream sandwich and as high as I am I almost ate that fool”
Don’t this droid make a n***a wanna (JUMP JUMP!). Woo ha, gimme a minute to catch my breath…
Busta: “Yo this is gettin really lame you know I want my Nex! Woo hah! Good God I want my NEX!!”
They must have used Busta for this, because like the Android, he has no neck.
Busta: what up droid!
Droid: DROID :) (what up dawg!)
Busta: how you been?
Droid: DROID :p (Great here with the new feature released by google)
Busta: Alright cool! Hey what is this new thing google music?
Droid: DROID….DROID (google music lets you hear all your uploaded music wherever you go)
Busta: Oh thats cool and when people see me next to the gogle music banner everyone is going to use google music
Droid: DROID >( (sure like your that famous)
Busta: You know what droid you can just go droid yourself
Droid: DROID
“Look at me now…..Look at me now…………THEY TAKIN’ PICTURES!!!”
ohh wait, this isn’t the gathering of the juggalos? least i gots me a new phone!
Paparazzi: Busta, ” Whats your opinion on Google Music and Android?”
Busta Rhymes: ”Yo goolge play’s music that will break ya neck! This lil green android dude mad cool son, I mean just look at him now SWAG!!.”
Crap, my fly is open. Gimme 1 second…..
It’s a duet rapped by Andy and Busta
Busta:
Shorty I know what you needI got everything you needI promise I ain’t gonna hold out eitherI’ma give it all to you green babyIt’s on, bust it
Andy:
Baby if you give it to meI’ll give it to youI know what you want, my NexusYou know I got itBaby if you give it to meI’ll give it to youAs long as you want my NexusYou know I got itBusta: Woo-hah!
“Yeah Son!..take my photo again in front of this grimy background..I look gangsta right?? Cool Cool..Aye yo get me pointin at this green thing so they’ll know we boys too. Yeah thats hot right there!”
“you guys really went all out here. All I want to know is when can we eat that huge Ice Cream Samdwich out front. I got the munchies like a Mutha F######”
“So all I gotta do is jump out of this Droid naked when the Woz shows up, and you’re gonna give me your Nexus?”
There goes my next private jet purchase.
Clearly this shows that Busta himself is an undercover Android..notice the eerie glow protruding his jacket
After proving all who said Android couldn’t be more popular than iOS wrong, Android now seeks to attempt to do the seemingly impossible: Save Busta Rhymes’ career.
Dis Android is truly a guru at what he does. Any droid doing doin what he do, you cant tell them nuttin. I [was] a proud, humble apprentice, a sponge soaking in all the information, experience, and guidance that I was able to get.Youre gonna notice me when I come in. Im gonna make a statement without opening my mouth, and when I leave, youre gonna remember that.
Ya’ll say what up to my new BFF Andy. Nah, he didn’t pay me millions to say that.
“hehehe…hey man you really thought i was the green one?”
“Finally my Busta’d ass gets some work”
“Yo, who tagged my bro? And not in a facebook post!” – Busta
Yo! Check it! My new Break Ya Neck remix with a collaboration from my Homie Droid with a little twist.Cop that!! Listen to it in Google Music.
The newest edition to the “Flip Mode Squad”! Watch yo “six” IOS! Soon ya gonna be IO…NO!
Photographers/Reporters: “Hey Mr. Rhymes, how’s about a quick lyric session?!?!?!”
Busta: “Alright, check this out! — My name is Busta Rhymes and I’m here to say, that I’m feelin’ Google Music in a major way! No doubt it’s the best music app in town, download it quick don’t be a clown! iTunes ain’t got nothin’ on this, that’s so old school like 2006! Me and my boy Andy are about to head out, ’cause it’s time to listen to G-Music, so for now it’s PEACE OUT!”
“This Andy has got it going on! He’s producing my next record aight!”
Busta: ” No one’s jacking my htc smartphone… That’s industrial strength chain strapping it to my oversized jeans, homie!”
Busta: “It’s such an honor to take a picture with him. He is the most incredible droid I have ever known, capable of so many impressive feats. I have to ask though, when did R2-D2 get the new paint job?”
Busta – “Google Music make your head snap Woohaa! #@#% now I got that ol’ school nerdish slouch yo!”
Reporter: “Busta, you were great in that freestyle cipher on the BET Awards, can you spit a few bars on how it feels to be reppin’ the Google Family?”
Busta: “Hold my Nexus so I can record this….
Do you really wanna listen to meG to the O-O-G-L-E
Forward slash music is what you type on the keys
Straight downloading and sometime’s it’s free..
Do you really wanna listen to meKindle Fire, laptop or a PC
Samsung, Moto or an HTC
Galaxy Nexus is how I roll G”
Paparazzi, “Busta, Busta! What does Google Music mean to you and other artists?”
Busta, “It mean’s we get some mo’ greenbacks.”
Get it, greenback, the Android robot is green!
Happy Hurlidays :-)
“Ayo Itunes
Let me show you how to keep the dice rolling
When you’re doing that thing over there, homie
Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye
Let’s go
‘Cause I feel like I’m running and I’m feeling like I gotta
Get away, get away, get away
Better know that I don’t and I won’t ever stop ’cause
You know I gotta win everyday day, go
She didn’t really really wanna pop me
Just know that you will never flop me
And I know that I can be a little cocky, no
You ain’t never gonna stop me
Every time I come a brotha gotta set it, then I got it go and then I get it
Then I blow it and then I gotta shred it
Any little thing a brotha think that he be doing
‘Cause it doesn’t matter ’cause I’m gonna dada dada
Then I’m gonna murder every thing and anything
A bada boom a bada bing, I gotta do a lot of things
And make it clearer to a couple brothas that I always win
And I gotta get it again and again and again
And I be doing it to death
And now I move a little foul, a brotha better call a ref
Everybody know my style and brothas know that I’m the the best
When I come to doing this and I’m banging on my chest
And I bang in the east and I bang in the west And I come to give you more and I never give you less
You will hear it in the street or you can read it in the press
Do you really wanna know what’s next? Let’s go
See the way we all in it, we all up in the race
And you know we gotta go, now try to keep up with the pace
And we struggling and hustling, I said it and I get it
And always gotta do her take her to another place
Gotta taste it and I gotta grab it
And I gotta cut all through his traffic
Just to be at the top of the throne
But I know I gotta have it” LOOK AT ME NOW!
You like my denim jacket? If you want I can show you the matching hat i managed to w’rap’ up last night from my martha stewart sewing book?
Busta’s
Latest Single – Android Money
He let us in
on a little preview…
Google, yes!
Apple, No!
Launchin Icecream sandwich fo show
No more Gingerbread or Froyo brandin’
Watch out for our next release
Jelly Bean gonna have Apple stock downin’
Oh, we back in the most amazin’ way
Well, lemme introduce you to the new talk
C’mon!
[Chorus]
2,1, 2.2, 2.3, 3.0!
Now onto that 4.0′!
We gettin’Android money!
We gettin’Android money!
We gettin’Android money!
Droppin 11/24
No sorry, 12/9
Ok hold on, 12/13
You know what…its droppin when the GNEX does.
Busta – OUT!
Never gonna give you up…
Wait.
“I came to get an ice cream sandwich and a galaxy nexus. Wait? What? There’s no ice cream, that’s the operating system? Dang it I wanted ice cream! At least my career will get some help.”
Google Music is like graffiti, it’s available everywhere.
Only four photographers for such a big event. Wth!
Google and I both know that if you can’t be part of the greatest you’ve got to be the greatest your self. Since
Android is the greatest I came here personally to recruit him into flip mode squad.
“Android rocks”.
“Hopefully Google will help me become culturally relevant again? Nope? … okay.”
“yo Siri, mah gurl, PLEASE tell me what i’m doing here right now.”
“Look At Me Now!!….. as an employee at Google! And I have to say with a successful launch of Google Music, we will rule the world much quicker than anticipated.The iOS monster will not be able to stop us. And Why Stop Now? After this, we’ll expand our cyber empire to the stars so that they all Respect Our Conglomerate!”
I am getting paid for this and I can finish off my community service by cleaning that trash can.
“just rescued this little guy from the hood and got him a music deal”
“Yo, I saw that mean trick y’all pulled on Woz last week. But y’all were just saving that big ol’ ice creamy sandwich for me, though, right? Right?”
I need to get outta here man. Andy just told me I had nice lookin’ thumbs, and that he wants to try them out on his Sony Ericsson Xperia Play.
Hey guy can you you out of the picture?!?!?
“See all this fame Drake ! Told ya you shoulda hooked up with Google too! But nah, you wanted to take a big bite outta some fruit like that was goin’ help!”
In the future, paparazzi descend as well-known rapper attempts to seduce inked-up robot in indiscreet alleyway as a desperate attempt to save his career.
I tagged him up a bit to make Andy a little more hood before the photo shoot. I gotta keep up my street creds.
“Oh man Andy, you really gotta take your shoes off before you pass out…”
Denim outfits, wallet chains, graffiti from ” Fresh Prince”, and Busta Rhymes: Google Music is like the good old days when Mtv played music videos.
They told me this thing was made out of ice cream sandwich, but it smells like gingerbread to me.
Busta Rhyme’s protégé, Bustapple, shows off his ink for the cameras at his live musical debut.
“Googlemusicisarevolutionarynewmusicservicethatwillchangethewaywedownloadandlistentomusicforeverkillingallhumansbuymynewalbum.”
“When asked to comment on Android as the squad, Busta announced that he was ‘Fired Up’.”
Busta whispers in Andy’s ear, “thanks for getting people to take pictures of me, I was getting a bit self conscious. Busta likes the limelight.”
Seriously, only 4 photographers? I thought this green robot had some pull. Where’s my agent! If you guys don’t throw in a free buffet I’m pulling this deal faster than Verizon dumping another release date for the nexus!
“I love technology, especially Andy.” Cut. Probably the biggest piece of BS i’ve ever said in my life. http://dimewars.com/Video/Busta-Rhymes-Says-Technology-Is-Dehumanizing-People.aspx?bcmediaid=15d8ceca-5cb2-457e-8dd7-5ea200fce4c9
“This is Busta Rhymes and I approve this Operating System, Google Music, and Phandroid dot com.”
Google Music: “Do you really wanna party with me?”
Busta: “Well let me see just what you got for me.”
Google Music: “Put all your hands on my capacitive touch screen.”
Busta: “Straight droid wylin in the place to be!”
Why are you all taking shots if the robot, I’m Busta Rhymes!
ECLAIR GINGERBREAD ICE CREAM SANDWICH ANDROID MONEY ECLAIR GINGERBREAD ICE CREAM SANDWICH ANDROID MONEY
“I know you’re only the fourth largest network, but damn T-mobile, can’t you afford to throw a party without graffiti on the walls? I mean some blank drywall would be more cozy.” Busta Ryhmes is a well known fan of interior design.
I’d Break Ya Neck if I could find it
My entry:
See this android dude beside me? He started out as an apple! One full evolution later he’s living the android life:) Today, he just got pimped! Gmusic style y’all *cue sideways peace sign*
“Eric Schmidt better come through with his promise of hooking me up with a Galaxy Nexus!”
Dr.Dre’s got the headphones while i got the phones. Dats right, mine arent just for your head
Busta Rhymes: “See? Give Larry Page some ‘special’ brownies… and THIS is what happens!”
HEY YO YO. My bud here got got the music with the beats, singing like a beast. No paparazzi no autographs either. Look at what happened to him after a crowd ran over him. Get on kids, get an android.
Now let’s see if this robot can dance!
Thank you, thank you. Now for my next trick, I’m going to make a Samsung Nexus from Verizon appear before your very eyes. Hocus pocus, “Give Em What They Askin For”.
Seriously, only 4 photographers. I thought this green robot had some pull. Where’s my agent! If they don’t throw in a buffet, I’m outta here faster than verizon pulling the galaxy nexus release date.
“You gotta be kidding me.. they want me to bust a rhyme about google and music?! I can’t do that, nothin rhymes with google or music!”
“I floss my ice and my buddy Andy flosses his Ice cream sandwich!! Still the fastest rapper alive. Oh and Andy is the source behind auto-tune!”
Ah hell naw… you gotta be kiddin me!, you’re taking pictures of this green guy instead of me? Doesn’t anyone know who I am?
Flash blinded from the camera, Busta gets pissed and reaches for his ghat to Busta cap in dat fool… Asians bow down and beg for forgiveness.
“If you build it they will come”, Andy and music stars come out in support of google’s music event!
Whadda y’all think ’bout my next album art bein’ me with antennae?
Yo Dawg… Look at the Picasso I did to The Great Gazoo!
Debuting it/ soon you’ll all be using it/ online or on ur android app cuz they the best ya dig?/ sync and stream so effortless/ make you BANG YO HEAD to this/ straight 1st Class cuz, we’re Leading the New School with it/ Google Music
“This IS the droid you are looking for.”
In Busta’s head:
“why do they keep taking pictures of that green thing next to me? Yo paparazzi I’m right here! No to your right! To Your Right! What does a guy gotta do to get some camera love?”
What chu talkin bout Willis?
yo this thing was a blind date thing we just friends yeah sure this is a cutie with a bootie daaaammmbbbb green ( don’t worry baby it’s just for the cameras we’ll hook up later)
Reporters taking pictures”snap “snap”snap
Busta Rhymes” says hey I’m the superstar here your suppose to take pictures of me not that getto green R2D2 star wars looking character on my right
Reporter”Says Mr.Rhymes that’s Andy V.P of goggles Android operating system he’s the one employing you for this Google Music gig!
Busta” Says oops sorry Mr.Andy
Andy in Donald Trumps voice says your FIRED”!!!
“This isn’t what I meant when I asked if you could customize my droid!”
Reporters taking pictures”snap “snap”snap
Busta Rhymes” says hey I’m the superstar here your suppose to take pictures of me not that getto green R2D2 star wars looking character on my right
Reporter”Says Mr.Rhymes that’s Andy V.P of goggles Android operating system he’s the one employing you for this Google Music gig!
Busta” Says oops sorry Mr.Andy
Andy in Donald Trumps voice says your FIRED”!!!
Busta: I hope nobody asks me any questions. Im just here for the $$$ and the free Ice Cream Sandwich’s…..MMMMmmmm. Hey what are you looken at ya green…..trashcan?
“Touch It”
“No, no he didn’t create Playstations 1 and 2, that was his cousin Bibble. Andy here is the sole proprietor of Android.”
“I KNEW one day you’d really wanna party with me. That songs not free by the way.”
Watch me take my Android,
And crush them Apple fanbois!
“Can you believe this shit?! My agent thinks this is the best way to resurrect my career.” [grinding teeth/smiling/talking under breath] “Stand hear in this abandoned warehouse and take pictures with this graffittied up robot. My career is screwed!”
YO!
We gettin ANDROID money!
We gettin ANDROID money!
Busta bust n Android…we on fire!!!!
Photographer #1: “Busta how you feeling about the Google Music launch?”
Busta Rhymes: “I am… lahwlgjlajlsvjljejlxudgownvslkulubvw Google. Hlwhselkgjsljlwegljlsjgeh Google Music.”
*Poses*
Photographers #1: “What did he say?”
Photographer #2: “I have no idea… This guy talks way too fast. Lets just take the photos and get out of here cause him posing and smiling at us is giving me the creeps”
(See pic)
is this thing gonna replace me?
“Yes, it is true that I told them that I would put on the Andy costume if they called it “Busta Music”! Next question…”
Wait, wait, wait….I’m still popular?!?
How did he feel about his new gig?
I wonder if that Android doubles as a Port-a-Potty….
“Dis food don’t wanna stay down.”
” Dis food just wanna battle.”
” Eh, what ya’ll gonna do.”…..
Cha Cha Cha Cha Cha
Excuse me Mr. Rhymes, would you mind taking Charge and telling us about that Bionic friend you have back there?
“These dudes must think I’m Steve Wozniak with that new Nexus gadget or something. I didn’t even get an orange t-shirt.”
“I’m gonna give yaw ’bout two minutes to take pics and then I got to go meet the Woz for drinks before we steal some sandwich he been talkin about”
“Ok, now who’s phatter – me or this green guy?”
brake your neck, cmon! and be just like android, wihout a neck.
“I’m wearing these sun glasses indoors because you are blinding the sh*t out of me with your cameras!” – Busta
Do you really wanna party with me…
Let me see just what you got for me…
Put all your ANDROIDS where my eyes could see…
Straight buck wylin in this place to be!
Android n Busta bust…what the deally yo!
I can get an ice cream sandwich anywhere – I told ’em it was gonna take a robot full of weed to get me to give away my song for free.
Micheal Bay decided that Transformers 4 needed a more stereotypical “hood” robot. Meet Busta-Bot.
woo-ha! google music got y’all in check! woo-ha woo-ha!
“G Music and Android baby! My studio and Rhymes be rollin wit me everywhere!”
Reporters taking pictures with cameras clicking ” snap snap snap
Busta Rhymes say “Hey I’m the superstar here you’re suppose to take pictures of me not the getto tattooed green R2D2 star wars looking character standing to my right”
Reporters says ” Mr. Busta Rhymes that robot is Vice President of Google Android
He’s the one who put this Google music event together he your employer”
Busta Rhymes says oops sorry”
Andy Robot say to Busta your FIRED” in Donald Trumps voice!
Oh snap, I’m liking this android guy, you can never have enough little green friends.
Busta Rhymes “Yo check it out, Android’s arms are too short to grab himself for a cool pose like this, so then I ask him You mad bro? Then he starts making fun of my wallet chain cuz I dont have any new songs, sayin im broke. Well once his battery died about 8pm we painted him all up…..Who Laughin Now?”
“Whoo-Hah! Look at Me Now! Pass the Courvoisier and Gimme Some More Android!”
From left: “Busta, smile for the camera.”
From right: “Be-ba-da-pa-loc-an-oc-a-go-ooo-gle-muu-sic.”
From left: “Anybody know what he just said?”
“Woo haaa! Woo haaa! I’ll do anything for a check!”
Busta: “I don’t get why all you photogs keep calling me Serge”
“Yea, that’s right; Andy here is my homeboi!”
“Psssh, Mac Lethal though his pancake rap was better than mine, just wait till I bust-a-rhyme about this Ice Cream Sandwich.”
Trevor Tahiem Smith, Jr. aka Busta Rhymes asked photographers “Google is one of the richest companies in the world and they introduce Google Music in an abandoned warehouse?”
“Moments after the photographer in the center of the screen snapped Busta’s picture, he asked if the flash worked.” To which he responded “It doesn’t run on iOS, so, yes.”
“Woah bitches! Only Andy calls me Trevor!”
Hopefully that morphine-induced caption works for the win. It would almost make the kidney stones I’m about to pass and this crappy hospital stay worth it.
Andy the Robot: “Why aren’t these people green?”
What the f@c$ is this green guy?… I wonder if it’s full of candy?
“If anyone calls me Dr. Dre, Imma break ya neck!”
Is that a COOKIE ?!
I was told if I come do this y-all’d gimme a cookie!
CUZ I LIKE COOKIES!!!
Look at me now. oh. I’m Getting Andy!… SHINY LIGHT!
Yo Busta get out of the way. NEED MOAR ANDY. His mixtapes beat all your album sales by far just because hes green.
Yo Guys check this out! Busta Rhymes and Andy here givin a shout out for the latest and greatest music service called Google Music! With this service, you can buy my hit songs and stream them from any device or computer with no wires and no need to worry about using up ur bits. Thats right Google has now gotten us to the cloud which lets me and Andy here keep right on Shootin for the Moon! Of Course we all know Andy knows a little something-something about the moon and stars Ha Ha!
We ’bout to do it real big like outta this world and we takin’ it farShootin’ for the moon and land on the starsLet us land on the stars, let us land on the starsLet us land on the stars, let us
Check out this and all of my music on your Android phone by downloading Google Music from the Market. Thats whats up and until Next Time, Peace Out!
Youtube of actual Busta Rhymes song ‘Shoot For The Stars’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VK8i0wplRo
5 seconds later, startled and angered by the unfamiliar flashing lights, Busta grabbed the cameraman and stuffed him into the nearby life size Android figurine.
Yo yo yo, take a picture of me and my here homie Andy the Android right here. Wait, hold up, uh…. Where’s my ice cream sandwich?!
Busta: I be way up in the clouds yo. Finally, some music that can step up to my level!
Hey… Fonzie!!….A quote for the cameras?……”Aaaaeeeyyy”
Android, I want you to see that I’m looking. Look at me look at you. I’m cool with that.
He said — “When you have the opportunity to be a part of
something (pauses) It’s always great to be a part of something new, but
it’s a whole other different dynamic and anxiety when you’re a part of
the new revolutionary, groundbreaking turning point and shift in a
climate for the world. Like, this isn’t just for music, this is for the
world. It’s a statement.”
Busta: I am simply bubbling with glee to give Google’s new venture two Busta Bus thumbs waaay up. NOW GIVE ME MY GALAXY NEXUS BEFORE I BREAK YA NECK!!! Thank you :)
*Busta looks at Andy*
Busta: “oop a fan wanting to take a pic”
*leans over and puts a nice mike tyson grin on*
Andy: *R2D2 beeps and blushes*
39 and I still got it!
Publicity photo shoot for the upcoming MTV show “Pimp My Droid!”
Music…. What’s that?
“Hey now, Google promised me an Android if I did this gig. I’ma take this pimped Android robot here and if anyone ain’t like it, I’ll bust more than just a rhyme!” *crotch grab*
Well Busta proves it, “My droid is bigger than yours!”
Yo camera man, I’m gonna drop a line real quick:
“This droid wants to party with me
Some good music’s what he’s got for me
Put all those cans where my eyes can see
Straight buck wylin this droids paintz gotz to be”
Dis beat will be on google music when I can take a bite out dat Iced Cream Sandwich on dat Nexus…
The real chorus goes as follows:
Do you really wanna party with me
Let me see just what you got for me
Put all your hands where my eyes could see
Straight buck wylin in the place to be
I heard about Android through Phandroid now I ain’t no fanboy and I’m killinimchillintheiphonewannabethethrillainmanilabutiOSisjustplainvanillasoiwenttoAndroidwhereGoogleMusicbekillaandnowigotmaddgoonslikethisguyrighttomyrighthizza.
Translation ▼
I heard about Android through Phandroid now I ain’t no fanboy and I’m killin im chillin the iPhone wanna be the thrilla in Manila but iOS is just plain vanilla so I went to Android where Google Music be killa and now I got madd goons like this guy right to my right hizza.
Busta “This needs to be cyan, Busta only uses cyanogenmod!”
Cameraman “Just smile or we’ll get Snoop instead”
Busta “CHEESE ITS!”
“Only three photographers on hand, seriously? This here is my boy Andy, me? Oh I’m Busta Rhymes, your parents probably know who I am. Anyway yalls gonna want more pics for G+, twitter, facebook , awe hell even myspace! Awe yeah boy Google music is ’bout to blow it up fo sho!” Check yo app for my new joint E.L.E itl’b droppin soon! Bussabus!
“Remember when I said Android didn’t impress me? Yeah, I was just yankin your chain. This Robot is chill”
Dang Andy, looks like you went down the wrong street in the ghetto and picked up some grafetti
Hold your breath. We swing it from right to left. Word to Andy you know my shit be hot to death.
Yo Andy, I’m really happy for you…I’ll let you finish. But Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time! One of the best videos of all time!
Yo, sup dawg. I herd you like Google music. So we put Google music in your Google music so can you jam while you jam.
Yo my buddy Andy here said no pics!! Don’t make me bust out my machete!!!
On October 24, 2006, he appeared at Manhattan Criminal Court as the district attorney’s office attempted to amend previous charges against him to include weapons possession for a machete found in his car.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busta_Rhymes
For those who might not get what I was going for.
“Alright, which one of you punks sprayed graffiti on my
robot?”
“C’mon now i have to take pictures with this R2D2 green looking thingy
I knew i should’ have stayed with apple”- Busta
hi
Busta: Uhhhhh First photo op in a bit, hope I don’t look too excited about getting this dope tablet thing at the same time!
“At least it’s not nudes!”
Busta Rhymes thinking to himself ……….
“I can’t believe some of the things I do to get a free phone. I hope Phandroid doesn’t post this on the front page “
Butsa: `Who pimped out my Android brother?”
“This is serious.
The wait for the GN can make you delerious
Will it come out next week or next year…ious?
Now I gotta wipe off a tear…and stuff…”
When Busta Rhymes was invited to Google, he thought he was going be given the Galaxy Nexus (with some very delicious Ice Cream Sandwich included).
Unfortunately for him, it was only a rumored early release date that turned up false. Fortunately for us, he turned his frustration into artistic genius and gave us this rhyme:
“Gotta taste it and I gotta grab it
And I gotta cut all through this traffic
Just to be at the top of the throne
Better know I gotta have it”
“The whole world looking at me” while I “do my thing”. “Its all good” the “party is goin on overhere”. “BLADOW!!” “What the F ya want.” I’ll “break ya neck.” “The things we be doin for money.” “Where’s my money”
… after intensive probing while on the spaceship they returned my to Earth with this green robot and dropped me at the Google Music launch.
Check it, me an my homie android are goin out for some drinks after this gig but first i would like to make a shout out to google for the opportunity to meet ma cool new bro, oh and i suppose the google music thingo.
“What’s it gonna be? Fire? I know what you want. Dangerous. Put your hand where my eyes can see. Epic 4G Touch it. Woo-Hah! Got you all in check! Gimme some more.”
This is lamest picture of Busta Rhymes I have ever seen. I think if he saw this picture the only thing he could say is “please take this picture down so I don’t look like such a douche, thanx — Busta”
This is lamest picture of Busta Rhymes I have ever seen. I think if he saw this picture the only thing he could say is “please take this picture down so I don’t look like such a douche, thanx — Busta”
With a tongue like Busta Rhymes it gone be DANGEROUS!!!!!!!/ Apple beating out Android…. MAN THAT PREPOSTEROUS!!!!!!/ With Android on the gangsta scene/ Apple gone slumped like they on the lean/ What a good look for green man… / takin bites out apple like its crime man…/ with Android in the green……/ Busta Rhymes is sure show up and show out for the android team….
“Ey yo, why you guys focusing on Andy so much? I got just as much ink as he does! … Man, even being on Google Music doesn’t get me that much attention.”
Yo yo, did any ah y’all see who mural’d mah tin-man brudder-in-law wid da krylon? Mah beotch is gonna cap mah ass … can one ah y’all get me some neon green rusto so ah can buff this pea-brain?
Say hello to my little friend!
“You wouldn’t believe how much Google is paying me to be here!!! I’m getting Arab Money!!!”-Busta
“Big deal he has more tats than me…I bet I can rap faster!”
“Take all the pictures you want but if any of you want to hear my new album, one of you will have to fix this funky jukebox for me… Anyone?”
Yo dawg, I heard you like to bust a rhyme while you’re Busta Rhymes, so i put a new song in your HTC phone so you can Dr. Dre while you Rhymes.
“Forget Autotune I got a real beat-box right here” -Busta Rhymes
“Touch it- bring it – pay it – watch it –
turn it – leave it – stop – format it[repeat 6x]”
Busta Rhymes couldn’t help but Bust-A lyric from his famous “Touch it” clip, to show his excitement over the availability of his most famous Rhymes on the new Google Music service.
“If this Android can pull moves like the Android from Taiwan, we would make an amazing duo.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTUwqxHpXMY
To Graffiti Andy: “Ayo Green… I feel like I’m turnin green too!
From G music!… to some incredible droid shiz!
I don’t even know why I’m given shiz like this to spit to?
I’m sure we speak the same language.
FU Google… pay me!” – Busta
Donut, Éclair, Froyo… now… Android Gangster!!
Hey Droid, you know what’s up. Pass the courvoisier! And you hear me say “Pass the courvoisier!
God, I’m going to get so much street cred from this!
Busta Rhymes decided to put the “G” back in Google
*pulls out iPhone to read script* “Yeah, uh, go buy google music. Uh, I mean, you don’t have to buy it because it’s free. So, uh yeah, Real talk. Yo can y’all hook me up with my benjamins now.” *Gives thumbs up, desperate for approval*
Woohaa! I got Android in check.
Andy man “this ish cray” can’t believe we here together posing for all these “flashing lights lights lights” but after this we gonna go “pass the Courvosier” and go listen to some Google Music cuz I know its gonna make the Android users “wanna jump jump” and we out!!
It’s like Google Wallet!
Pull my finger for Icecream Sandwich!
Photographer: “Excuse me Mr. Rhymes, would you mind stepping a little more to your left? You are ruining the shot.”
Trevor Smith, also known as Busta Rhymes, promoting Google Music, formerly known as iTunes.
When asked how did he felt about his new gig, Busta Rhymes simply responded,”Not being informed to the highest degree of accuracy I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude,” further proving that while marijuana may indeed expand your mind, it does not make you smarter..
Yo man! This is just so amazin! I can’t believe that I’m *actually* gettin’ to hang with MC-Dr. Oid!
Yes it’s true what they say…ONCE YOU GO DROID YOU’LL NEVER GO BACK :)
At the presentation of google music, Busta Rhymes as the new spokes person said “I’m like a new yankee candle – Light me on fire – I smell delicious.”. When asked what that meant, he responded while softly caressing a tablet “Why stop now?…Soft kitty warm kitty little kitty ball of fur”
“Google’s got 99 problems, lets hope that the Music service ain’t one”
Woo Hah! Google’s got you all in check!
“Android is Bustin out phones faster than I can bust out rhymes.”
“Yo, Andy! Don’t tag me when you upload this pic to Google+ – Apple thinks I’m out pimping iTunes tonight!”
Busta Rhymes: “…and that’s what you get for all the times my name was auto-corrected to ‘Bust’ and ‘Bustamante’!”
Busta Rhyme: Whats does this robot and I have in common? We both got some greeennn!! whaatuppppppp!
Yo Andy can i get in on the picture? Holla!
“Ayo Andy…..I TOUCH IT, BRING IT, PAY IT, WATCH IT, TURN IT, LEAVE IT, STOP, FORMAT IT……But how do I get it into FLIPMODE?!?
Do you really wanna Beam with me?
Let me see just how you unlock for me
Put your front facing camera where my eyes can see
Ice Cream Sandwich in the place to be
yo! yo! yo! check dis, me and my new homey…phand-roid are fixin to blow this mutha up! yo! check dis, we goin global and comin at you loud and hard through the new google music market fronted by my homey phand-roid, cya on da flip side….. peace!!!!!!
Busta Rhymes was caught by paparazzi tagging an android statue while wearing a Canadian Tuxedo. Nobody was sure why paparazzi were following him, but he was overheard saying “Any publicity is good publicity.”
Seriously, only 4 camera guys? I thought this green droid had some pull. Where’s the love, where’s my agent?! Hey, get Dr. Dre in here, he said I could get a T-shirt and a pair of head-phones.
Oh, I’m with Android. Yeah, fresha than a muthaf**ker
“No, seriously…he’s the Droid! I’m ALF.”
“Oh, you guys needed that? I kinda spray-painted all over it, but I can scrub it off if you want…”
Busta Rhymes: “Are you white boys takin’ pictures of me cause i’m at the launch of Google Music? Or because i’m da first black man standing next to an Android?”
“Sloth love chunk (Android)”
yo! yo! yo! check dis….me and my new homey phand-roid are coming at yall from the google music market launch party… my homey is bringin it hard and loud in yo face and phand is taking me along fo da ride and we taking this mutha global so be lookin fo us cuz we comin to an android phone near you…. peace!!!!!!
Y’all Nexicans had enough?
Gimme some more
Y’all Nexicans want the leaks ?
Gimme some more
Yo VZW where the release date at?
Gimme some more
I know ya’ll Nexicans need that
Gimme some more
Even though we getting screenshots you can
Gimme some more
With the ICS and the LTE
Gimme some more
Everybody spread rumors
Gimme some more
If you want it let me hear you say
Gimme some more
Didn’t they name a phone after me? Bust a HTC?
“Yo, I remember my first Motorola back in the 80’s. It was the same size as this green dude right here. (Yuk, yuk, chortle, yuketty, yuk)”
G-G-G-G-G- GOOGLE MUSIC!!!
“This is how you do the robot beeeeaach!”
“Yo you see this Android beside me? Let me tell you he is one partying bot! Last night in the motel room….” Seeing that this is a family friendly site, you’ll have to hold out the last part until I win
BUSTA: hurryuptakethesegoddamnpicturesbeforeibustacapinyobehindfool (speaking at the speed of light)
Busta: Yo Captain Woz! How that Ice Cream Sandwich taste off the front lawn!!Photographer: “Excuse me Mr. Rhymes. Ummmmm. Your neck seems to be missing from the photo.
In a surprise move Busta Rymes, grabs a mike and annouces his remake of the classic Ice Ice Baby song by Vanilla Ice……Cue the music holmes: “Yo, Google lets kick it!,,,,Ice…Ice…Baby….its gon-na Ice Cream Sandwich…Ice Cream Sandwich…All right stop…Code-allaborate and listen…Google is back with my brand new invention….Something grabs a hold of your phone tightly…Then it flow with no fragements daily and nightly…Will it ever stop? Yo, I don’t knowTurn on your phone and it will glow….To the extreme I rock a mic like a nexus ….Light up a Nexus and wax a iPhone like a candle..Ice ice baby Vanilla Ice cream sandwich Google….Android 4.0 Google…..Ice cream sandwich Google….
“You think this is just a graffiti android sculpture?
Deep down this boy is a tasty ice cream sandwich and he can bust a rhyme just like Me!!” Busta
Graffiti Andy: My Brotha from anotha motha
Busta Rhymes: “Wow, Andy, you sure have been a lot better since you quit your gingerbread diet and started that ice cream sandwich thing you have been doing. I gotta get me some.”
Busta Rhymes and Andy the Android, two stories of rags to riches, now share the spotlight.
Jay-Z, did you not get one of these in your gift bag? Am I cooler than you?
Yo…Andy….You know wur to get a good byte around hur??? Wut?? You only eat desserts?? Real talk.
Executive somewhere in Cupertino: “That flash is awfully bright, don’t we own the patent for ‘White’?”
His name is BugDroid and he’s a master cat,
His apps are dope, his hardware phat,
The iOS freaks always mention Siri,
(you know, that talking app that understands queries)
But BugDroid laughs cuz he could already do it,
He’s the best there is, but Phandroid already knew it!
Word to your mother.
Not an entry in anyway. This would’ve been good yesterday. http://i.imgur.com/0FhRu.jpg
Android and Google Music GIMME SOME MORE!
Busta Rhymes: The only man alive that can prove to Andy Rubin that a denim suit, a chain drive wallet, and Android look gangsta.
Little did we know at the time, but Busta Rhymes had just formed an evil alliance with android to hypnotize humans with his musical prowess while their robot overlords established control.
“Cheese…Wooo Haa”
NAH SON NAH SON… YOU KNOW IT AINT COOL TO TAKE A PIC OF ANDY WITHOUT SOME BUSTA….alright take the picture.. cheese… Yeah DON’T BE LOOKING AT ME LIKE IM STRAIGHT CRAZY SON… NEXT TIME I AINT TAKING PICTURES WITH ANY PEOPLE I DONT KNOW…..Where’s that ice cream sandwich?
“Wit Busta on yo Androids, beats will be pumpin as if on steroids.”
“This gig is awesome, all of these nerds still think I’m relevant.”
Busta:Ios means I openly steal that’s their slogan/we will cut u up wolverine,Logan/we in the hall of fame hulk hogan/u going to lose the Trojans/ ayo yo apple is wak they no competition/we beat all you niqaz, exhibition/we got u spinning pivit/ dont approach me like emninem and xhibit/who names their company after food, apple/android is on the thorne where our castle/we coming through giving u guys a lection/u small like a kids erection/u stealing our shit, interception/ while we here fucking with ya brains, inception/we getting money we dnt need a pension/thats y we got ya niqaz locked, detention/u stole from us and aint giving us credit,mention/u ppl copying is asking for attention/we kicking ur ass everywhere COD maps,ascension/we on our prime, and u stopped,suspension/we outta this world,dimension/nuff said so we won no beef no tension/Paparazzi: Busta what have you done!? Apple will now sue!
Ok ,alright, I admit ,this isn’t fubu this is legit,I’m going to have to hire me a phandriod fan, to teach me how to get a handle on this Android man!
“Look at me now, look at me now, chillin with the Android crowd.”
“Aight my Bro Andy over here been tellin me all you people out there been holdin those Ice Cream Sandwiches from me. Now I want my Ice Cream Sandwiches that Google been promisin me or else Ima have to Bust a rhyme on your @ss.”
Google wants you to know the “Party Is Goin’ On Over Here.” Get
ready because “Everything Remains Raw,” and no this isn’t the
“Case Of The P.T.A” or “Sobb Story.” Busta Rhymes featuring BigDroid strike a pose
and “Tear Da Roof Off” for the launch of Google Music. “It’s A Party”
and BigDroid threw on some urban attire looking “Dangerous” and left
the Googleplex to “Get Out” for a night in the spotlight. Telling the
paparazzi to, “Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Could See” and let me
“Do My Thing.” BigDroid was caught doing the “Do The Bus A
Bus,” and leaving Miss. Jackson begging, “Gimme Some More.” So
iTune fans Google wants to know, “What’s it Gonna Be?” Cause you
know Google’s “Woo Hah!! Got You All In Check.” For “One,”
2 or 3 of Busta’s “Rhymes Galore,” grab your Android…head on over
to Google Music and “Turn it Up/Fire it Up” for Busta’s Greatest
Hits. “Bladow” baby!
[email protected]
Busta Rhymes: Im only hanging with andy so he can slide me a free nexus.
BUSTA: Hey, Android. What are two things we have in common?
ANDROID: Ahh, I don’t know.
BUSTA: We don’t have necks and people use us for free.
“Yo, this robot looks like my jacket from the ‘Scenario’ video”
Busta Rhymes posing at the Google Music launch, but the photographers are actually more excited of taking pictures of the “graffiti-fied” Android robot.
How did he feel about his new gig?
“‘Look At Me Now!’ I’m with Google Music! Hey, Andy…’Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Could See’…I’m ‘Dangerous’ Can someone ‘Pass the Couvoisier’? It’s time to celebrate! ‘Gimme Some More!'”
Yo photographers, These are the Droids you’ve been looking for. Report to Vader at once.
“Hey, it’s so great to be here and I’m so happy to finally be inducted into Madame Tussauds’ Wax Collection. It looks so real. See, I told y’all I’m still relevant. Right?”
Man.. come on they couldn’t even get real paparazzi, I am busta bust.
Oh, the things they made me do to this robot…
My agent told me never to get onstage with kids, animals or robots! and who is this “Will Robinson” guy the thing keeps calling me? deep breath. smile, smile, look like you’re having fun.
andy wanted to hit up a quik trip before we got here and got a little crazy with icee’s.
Busta: I bet Chuck Norris can’t dig this!! Wait a minute? This is so wrong…
Through gritted teeth: “That’s right. Keep lookin’ at Andy, and not at the glowing Galaxy Nexus in my jacket…or Verizon will kill me.”
“ice cream sandwich,honeycomb,now i got music on my phone?!?! bustin rhymes is what i do,when im hangin with this little green dude. as you all know,no need to explain,ice cream beats apples any day. motorola,htc,choices as far as the eye can see.now im about to roll out,in my super clean lexus ,on my way to get my new phone,a galaxy nexus! peace!”
Busta Rhymes, who is best known for his “Super Spittin’ Hooked on da PhoniX” series of cassettes and VHS tapes and his “Micro Machines” voice overs as a Tween, recently visited Google Music to help kick off its launch and to get word out on his FREE download featuring Chris “Whacha sayin GIRL” Brown. While answering questions for reporters a quick “Give me a Galaxy Nexus” was reported to be heard after Busta answered questions, evan though no one saw his lips move. As a side note, Busta did request a case of Ice Cream Sanwiches for his dressing room and was heard saying “Google gave THE WOZ a Galaxy Nexus, who’s ever heard of that guy. I’m Busta Bust, I ain’t leavin wiff out one YO”.
First I perform at the same show as this Drake fool and a ho named Jojo, now I’m posing with a blatantly flaming tattooed Android? google best be sending me some nexi, that’s plural son!
Android: “why did everyone write on me? What is this?? :(“
To everyone’s embarrassment, Mr. Rhymes busts out all nine unused Grammy acceptance speeches to thank the Academy for his first “Andy”.
“I like Turtles”
Caption :
“Ay yooo hurry the heck up ! Snap a shot before I fall of this darn wheel again !
When busta was asked how he felt about being a part of Google music, he chuckled and said “well I still haven’t figures out whether i should feel embarrassed that you geeks asked me to come down here or honored.”
Ok guys, enough pictures. That’s a rap.
*Cues the youtube instrumental*
Ayo
Google
Let me show you how to keep the android haters trolling
When your announcing google music over there, homie
Lets go
Cause
I feel like rooting
And I’m feeling like I gotta flash away, flash away, flash away
Better know that I don’t and I won’t ever stop cause
You know I check Phandroid everyday day, goooo
See they don’t really wanna pop me
Just know that my phone will never brick me
And I know that I can be a little cocky, nooo
Apple never gonna stop me
Everytime I flash a new rom I gotta set it then I got it going
Then I gotta get it, than I gotta blow, than I shut it any little thing
That a hater think he be doing cause it doesnt matter cause I gotta get it get
it
Then I’m gonna tether everything and anything a badaboom a badabing
I gotta do a lot of things, and make it clearer to a couple haters
That I’m always flashing and I multitask it again and again and again
And I be doing it to death and now I move a little foul
Steve Jobs better call a ref, everybody know my style
And android know that It’s the best
When I come to doing this and I be banging on my chest
And get 4g in the east and get 4g in the west
Google music to give you more and I never give you less
You will hear it in the street or you can read it in the press
Do you really wanna know whats next, let’s go
See the way we on, we be all up in the phone race and you know
We gotta go, don’t try to keep up with the pace
We struggling and hustling and sending in and getting in
And always gotta take it to another place
Gotta root it and I gotta flash it
And I got unlimited data traffic
Just to be the king of all phones
Better know I gotta have it!
[Hook]
Look at me now, look at me now
oh, I’m reppin’ Android
look at me now
oh, look at me now
yeah, fresher than an iphone user
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RsVQSUvHMo
“You guys better stop Bugging me or I’ll hit you over the head to the beat of the music with this mascot thing..whatever it is.”
Ayo, with Google in the game it ain’t safe no more because this is the coming, the genesis after the big bang that happens when disaster strikes! So stop taking pictures, nod yo’ head and break yo’ neck!
Why you guys taking pictures of me? I’m not the Ice Cream Sandwich! I know we have our similarities, but the Ice Cream Sandwich is to my right!
Busta: “if you want it, let me hear ya say ‘gimme the phone!'”
Caption: With the release of Ice Cream sandwich, soon apple will become even less relevant than Busta Rhymes
For such a popular guy he brought one ugly date.
“People don’t hurt Android, skinning does,” as noted by Busta.
Busta Rymes: Hey guys meet my new friend Andy. He said he is going to make more money with his new music store
Pictured:
Busta Rhymes (right) reaches for his gat to shoot the sumbitch who graffitied his Android bro. Photographers (left) duck for cover.
Photographer: Yes Busta! Do a rap for Google Music!
Busta: Google Music is too sick, you knew….
Photographer: No Busta! A fast one!
Busta: BedidDxixadxaixdixdxi-dxixdxkxdxfwxXJeVERCV-!@@##$#$%#$-^ONAWcweCSdc-sdcwl’ejdfwpe buuuUUUUSSSTAA!!!!!!
Rules say only my first comment counts so I’m just adding that is it just me or is everyone else trying they’re best and checking back frequently to see if they win? I’m obsessed with these contests. Lol. Life goes: 1. Work, Tied-1. Phandroid (BC I use my work’s CPU), 3. Girlfriend, 4. Food….and last place goes to sleep BC you never know when a “First-To-Answer-Correctly-Wins” contest will go up. Lol.
Busta could be heard saying “Put yo’ hands (where) my eyes can’t see!” as the flash blinded him. His song briefly skyrocketed to the top of the Google music charts in the early aftermath… the cameraman has also mysteriously disappeared. Later, Google attempted to assert that the line did not satisfy Busta’s one free concert clause – to which Mr. Rhymes could be heard to reply “Sim Simmer, just gimme the keys to my new Bimmer!”
“They couldn’t get Justin Bieber here, so Andy asked me to step in. Me and Bugdroid over here are helping bring sexy back!” Busta Rhymes
“Ayo, I TOLD y’all when I laid that track with Chris and Weezy I was gettin’ paper! And check this out! They let me tag up this little green dude. Fresher than a mutha, right? Watch yo back, Banksy!”
“AINT NO CHICKEN HEA!”
-busta
“I still think my idea of posing with two hoes in sexy green robot suits was better…..”
After seeing the HTC Rhyme, my new name is Busta Nexus
He is thinking “What tha hell does posing wit a little green alien gotta do wit Google Music? Deez nurds is crazy!!”
Busta Rhymes seen here taken pictures for Google Music was also recorded and this is what he had to say…”Alright guys….Hurry up with these pictures….I need to get back to the studio cause I just read that Phandroids contest of the day is to balance my phone on something, but to be CREATIVE….I’m just hoping ERYKA BADHU is still at my STUDIO with her hair up”????!!!!
Woo hah! Google got you all in check!
” I hope wearing this dope wallet chain and cutting my dreds helps me fit in with these white boys at google so I can sell some records. Man I’m high, I thought I saw something about ice cream sandwiches… I hope they’re free cuz I’m broke as hell! “
“How da f*ck dit chu get Jamie Foxx to fit in dis green robot suit? Hey nigga, pass the courvoisie.”
Make Verizon release the nexus? That’s unpossible
Busta Rhymes was on hand for the launch of Google Music and took the time to pose for a few photos. How did he feel about his new gig?
Reporter: “Busta, how do you feel about signing with Google Music?”
Busta: “I just don’t know what to #$#$@%! think. I am stupefied at this grandiose, and favourable four-album contract with Google Music. But, yo, do I have to sell my iPhone?”
Busta: Andy showed me how to smoke apples and bust a beat!
– A wild Busta appears!
– You chose Photog.
– Picture attack!
– Picture attack is ineffective Old Rappers are powered up by pictures!
– Busta evolves into MegaBusta
– MegaBusta runs away on his giant android!
– You are sad
Well when i hear busta rhymes its kinda like “Let’s go! jfeqfoenfeofje android jfdkjfdjfdasfkfdjf fun ksljfdsfj”
Yo, you gotta problem with me? Take it up with my bodygaurd big Andy.
Y’all glad we’re out of beta?
Gimme some more
Y’all want Google+ integration?
Gimme some more
Yo Larry, where the cloud at?
Gimme some more
I know Google Music need that
Gimme some more
Photographers: “Hey! Say that you heard I like Androids, so you put an Android in my Android so I can…”
Busta: “For the last time I’M NOT XZIBIT!”
Hey Busta…there’s some guy behind you trying to take a bite out of that giant ice cream sandwich on the front lawn. It looks like…..no way….it’s Steve Wozniak! That guy just doesn’t quit!
This, is, serious
We could make you delirious
You should have a healthy fear of us
Cause Google Music is dangerous
So dangerous, we so dangerous
My Android phone is dangerous…
*sigh*
Can I get paid now?
If only these phone freaks knew who I was……..
The Woz said “Andy” would give me a Nexus if I showed up … what do you mean I have to pose for a picture and bust a rhyme?
why you guys down there taking pictures of my busta chain? what you need to be doing is flashing on my boy Andy here to the right.
“Yo, you tellin’ me this jiggy green dude is in my phone…. and if I lick him, he tastes like an Ice Cream Sandwich…”
Woohaa… I should’ve listened to Dre!
“Android, look at me now”
“Wait wait wait wait…So all these people are here to see this big green robot and talk about nerdy stuff? And this is all I get paid?! You better gimme some mo’…I knew I should have stayed home and watched the new episode of Jersey Shore. “
Pass The Courvoisier
Woohah! Android’s got you in check!
Busta Rymes well this is alot better tha the apple shoot kinda hard doing a gangsta pose next to an apple
“Hey man my budy Andy here does’nt like flash anymore. Turn that off!”
They say the camera adds 10 pounds. Apparently its per camera.
Busta…
“I love Phandrod, not man-droids, don’t ask me if I’m sexist,
Toast from Texas, pass me breakfast with a side of Galaxy Nexus
Woo-hah, I got you in check from necks to solar plexus
I busta a rhyme that changes time, like Flavor Flav’s newest necklace
Drop gems on your Jambox, like my man Andy with all these robots
The paparazzi cams on me, the one you love, above these know-nots
Look at me, I can balance, like phones on pennies or CD spindles
Phandroid, what’s it gonna take, to make me king of the Kindle?
I showed Tribe the scenario, after I led the new school children
Signs and spoons over my head, despite laughter outside the building
Why rush and run to Verizon, I stay on touch like Isotoners
I’d give my boy Brandon my Nexus, but this one is just a loaner”
Andy, couldn’t you have found something better than this dingy warehouse for your promotion???
Busta – So u guys think I can get one of those little robots for my wallet charm chain?
And this is how you pose for the paparazzi Andy, just like this. Get used to it, your days of fame have only begun!
Hey there ITunes, I told you i would get my money. Look at me now, Look at me now… Im with Google.
Busta Rhymes was interviewed several times by local
reporters at the Google Music launch event. However, the only words any of the reporters
could make out were “Got my G’Nexus, Look at Me Now,” and “Get music so fast,
Busta Rhymes can’t even keep up.”
This picture is not worthy of a caption.
Didn’t you know that Andy is my main man? Yeah, he lays the beat while I busta rhyme. Android is sweet, now where’s my Transformer Prime? (Amazon)
To the beat of “Pass the Courvoisier” by Busta Rhymes…..
Yo Busta, us android be explodin’
And it looks like, d’em iPhones be stuck loadin’
Busta says, “Yo Andy, Pass the Courvoisier”
Busta Rhymes, “Yo Andy. You’re Phat.”
If I knew Andy would be all colorful, I would have dressed up to match him.
“Yo Android, I’m really happy for you, imma let you finish but ios, has one of the best operating systems of all time!” (Some boos and applauds) “One of the best devices of all time! (shrugs and hands back microphone)
This ya man Bussa Bus reppin’ that new G Music! Go download my new single Why Stop Now! And look out for my homie A Drizzy who’s about to drop ice cream sandwiches on all y’all bitches. No more pics…we out!
“I’ll be with you guys in a min…I’m talking with andy”-busta telling “press”
Photographer: Uh…Do the cops know that you boys were doing graffiti?
Busta Rhymes: Nah man, it isn’t graffiti, uh.. Andy here just got his 20 new tattoos Last night. But nobody can know that we got drunk the night before the Google Music launch. Make this quick because we gotta go. Our pet lion is still in our car right now.
Busta: “You wanna snap some pics with this ghetto green trash can over there? I’ve seen more legit tagging in LA then this…. ”
Google: “We made an app that will automatically make your rap songs faster, automatically convert your texts into raps, give you more likes on facebook and advertise your music over lil’ wayne”
Busta: “How would you like me to pose with the giant robot?”
What is an android again.
Andy: “Yo Busta whats so funny?”
Busta: “I got the DilDroid app running in my pocket”
After spending a week on the streets with Busta Rhymes, Andy the Android aka ” lil Andrizzay” is now a stone cold gangsta. Quickly building his street cred and getting tatted up.
“Hey mom, looks like I finally made it to the top! Google Music AND YouTube! They don’t ask just anybody for an exclusive song, you know.”
Google Music can do anything! It can even make me (Busta Rhymes) remotely relevant again.
What do you mean I can’t try out the Verizon Galaxy Nexus. Look at me! Look at me know, do you know who I am?!
you never would have guessed it, but this android statue here is really from pimping some kid’s 1983 corolla… now we just need MTV to bring back my show
“I must be smokin’ too much of the Crackberry… there are little green dudes hanging around this place tonight.”
“Take all the pictures you like reports, at least for the next four years while I am under my new contract. Now, who has my new Galaxy Nexus mobile?”
Busta Rhymes: “Hey iTunes, Ima let you finish, but Google Music is gonna be the best music service of all time!”
Andy: “So you’re pulling a Kanye now, aren’t you…”
Yo is this the android convention? cuz i swear I was in a rap battle with this robot
Hope im not too late!
“Say What? You want me to do the robot? Damn son, I’m gonna need more than a Nexus… Oooh you mean the dance.”
my brother is nick so i had them like both mine and his comments
The irony is, when you google music, Busta Rhymes name is nowhere to be found.
please excuse me being a lil late it literally took me half an hour to figure out how to sign in.
Pardon me sir, but you in Andy’s shot and he’s got a new look!
Posted 2 hours ago ;;
Busta Rhymes
Inserting his left arm into the Android just cause he’s cool like that.
well I though mine was funny today but some of that stuff that some people balanced was insane
Paraphrased and slightly retooled from an actual quote of his from a VH1 interview…
“I can appreciate the additional additives and preservatives that help sell that other fruity phone, but I’m sticking to what works best for me. Normally, I gotta sell the album live on stage and make people believe in the songs. With Google Music and Android Video, your phone is my stage!”