If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to scan a girl’s bust with my Droid, I’d be a much richer man and go on a lot less dates. But the folks over at M80 are promising us in a new viral ad campaign that Droid does just that. But wait, there’s more!
Aside from determining the type and size of the undergarments a female is wearing, apparently Droid can control stop lights and predict pool shots, too. To find out what else the Droid does, check out the embedded videos below.
While these features are not only absent from the actual Droid (last time I checked, anyway), but also sort of illegal, I have to say the ads could be considered a bit misleading. However, if any were ever to become reality I can tell you one thing: none of these unlocks could possibly mix well with a night of drinking.