By If you’re unsure what this whole “Holidroid Contest” thing is all about, be prepared to get excited. From November 24th through December 25th, Phandroid is giving away a Kindle Fire every single day along with other great prizes like the Galaxy Nexus Galaxy Tabs, JAMBOX, SmarTouch Gloves, Android Phones, Android T-Shirts, Seidio Vouchers and more. Read our announcement post for details.
Yesterday’s Winner
We asked you to mock up a new Android app idea. Your entries spanned the board, but we finally narrowed it down to SoldierAngel’s Message Hunter concept. It’s a take on geocaching where a user leaves a geotagged message to be discovered by friends and followers. Google+ integration is used to determine who can view your message. One use could have you leaving a virtual note attached to a restaurant or bar. When your friends happen by there they could read your assessment of the establishment or simply something like “Kev wuz heer!” Here’s the mockup:
And here’s what you could win today:
Amazon Kindle Fire
The Kindle Fire could be this holiday’s hottest product: at only $199 it’s not only one of the most affordable Android tablets, it’s also one of the best. That’s a killer combination. With a beautiful UI, great battery life, carefully curated apps/games, and an amazing array of media options thanks to Amazon’s Digital Content Ecosystem… the Kindle Fire is a sure win. Good luck winning one in our contest, but at only $199 it’s probably worth buying one just in case!
Samsung Galaxy Tab 7.0 Plus
Everyone seems to be craving Samsung Android devices these days, and for good reason. Samsung makes some of the best hardware out there, coupled with great software integration, and the Galaxy Nexus (above) and Galaxy Tab 7.0 Plus are two great examples of Samsung’s industry leading products. These devices were sponsored directly by Samsung, thanking our readers and forum members for their excitement, interest, and support over the past year. With a 7-inch screen, 1.2GHz dual core processor, 1GB RAM, MicroSD slot, camera that records in 720p HD, and screen that displays in 1080p HD, the Galaxy Tab 7.0 Plus is a high end alternative to the Kindle Fire… and you can win BOTH in our contest!
Isotoner SmarTouch Gloves
Every single holiday season these SmarTouch smartphone gloves are consistently one of my favorite gift giving items. They eloquently solve one of the most fundamental problems a tech lover faces: using your device in cold weather. Wearing gloves usually prevents your touchscreen from working: take your phone out, take your glove off, use your phone, hand gets gold, shove phone in pocket, rush to get glove on. NO MORE! Isotoner’s SmarTouch gloves, designed in my colors and sizes for both men and women, has technology that passes the electrons your body gives off, through the gloves, onto the capacitive screen and allowing it to work. VOILA! Seriously. It works. Trust me. Try it… and you’ll love them forever.
Andy Robot T-Shirt
True Android enthusiasts and tech lovers enjoy expressing their Android attitude and there is no better way to do so then with an Android Robot T-Shirt from the brilliant folks at iSteamAndy. They’ve created a series of artistic, creative Android Robot themed T-shirts with fun, rich imagery. They sell like hotcakes and have limited production runs so get each design while you still can. Some of their top designs (and ones we’re giving away) include: Dark Night Andy, iSteam Andy,Flying Andy, Exploded Andy, Andy Verus, and Unstoppable Andy. Check out
Seidio $30 Voucher
With so much smartphone use comes battery drain. Thankfully, Seidio makes some awesome extended batteries that fit many smartphones, allowing you to get longer battery life with the same device. No more toting around a charger everywhere you go: just snag a Seidio and call it a day! Seidio also makes cases, holsters, and other great accessories for your smartphones.Check them all out here.
ZeeMote Bluetooth Game Controller
The Zeemote Bluetooth Game Controller compacts things into one comfortable, ergonomically sound gaming package. You use one hand and the controller has an analog stick with four action buttons on it. It’s a bit reminiscent of a Nintendo Wiimote – makes you wonder where the name was inspired from. There are many games in the Android Market already compatible with the Zeemote, including the popular title R-Type, and you may even be able to use it with some of your emulators. It goes perfectly with many Android devices, from 3.2 inch phones to 10.1 inch tablets. And if you want the ultimate gaming experience, Zeemote + Phone/Tablet + TV + HDMI-out = awesome.
Today’s Contest Rules/Regulations:
Did you hear? It’s Galaxy Nexus launch day. In anticipation, quite a few folks lined up outside of Verizon stores far and wide. Your prompt: “Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus Line.” [Photo credit: RazorSharp @ AndroidForums]
- You have until the end of the day to compose the most clever/funny/witty caption for the above picture (11:59pm Eastern)
- Submit your caption as a comment below this article (one entry per person… only your first comment counts)
- The best caption as chosen by Phandroid staff wins the day’s prize pack
- Read our Full Official Rules for information about eligibility
- This isn’t required but if you want to be nice… Visit Amazon.com by clicking here before you do your holiday shopping because you love us!
Looking for a great gift? Don’t forget about our Holiday Gift Guide!
Tomorrow’s Contest:
We’ll be giving away a Kindle Fire, Smartouch Gloves, $30 Seidio Voucher, Samsung Galaxy Tab 7+, Zeemote and an Andy T-Shirt! Tomorrow is our weekly video challenge, be on the lookout for that tomorrow morning!
“Minute 5 of my wait for the oh so elusive galaxy nexus. I’m tired, thirsty, hungry and a bit gassy. Lucky for me the wind is blowing downstream of myself and I have a leftover cookie from last nights galaxy nexus pre-launch party. Will report back every 5 minutes until I get a nexus and it will be glorious. Ending voice memo 1.”
“Hey, what are the odds that everyone passing by us thinks an iphone is launching today?”
Man: “I am so excited about this iPhone 5! That’s what we are in line for right? I need to be validated!!”
Guy in red and grey jacket: “I obviously missed the memo with instructions to wear all black…”
Do you think they have the new Iphone in Stock?
Occupy Verizon.
This is hilarious lol
So you are saying you are creative right?
“The few, the proud, the sleepless”
I hear it has the wifis.
“It’s a long line, but it’s totally worth it…I’ve been waiting forever for these Justin Beiber tickets!”
Who ever wears black gets the phone!!! Guy in red, “ummmmmm”
Pudgy Bald Guy: I’m just here for the ice cream sandwiches.
“Is this the lineup for Marshalls?”
Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus Line,” Dude!!! You get a free two ice cream sa’miches, on a double purchase. That’s just crazzzyyy!”
is this the line to get that phone with ICE CREAM in it? :)
We are such nonconformists.
Guy looking to the right: “Hey you, do not try to cut the line… I will slice you with the Droid Razr before I exchange it for the Galaxy Nexus.”
“iPhone fans are such sheep.” “Ya. We’re totally different than them.”
“Ive been in line since last night to get the latest and greatest iPhone 5…oh did they rename it to the Galaxy Nexus now?”
“What, this isn’t the line for the white RAZR?”
do they sell ice cream in this line?
Crap! There are sooo many people here. I am going to be pissed if I can’t get my white Razr today!
What? This isn’t this the line to audition for Men In Black 3 “Galaxy Nexsu”!?
I want to win, but probably wont…. again….
“Man, what do you think Marshall’s is giving away? The line is so long it even goes past the store!”
This is the line for the White RAZR right?
“They probably were driving by, saw the line and assumed the iPhone 5 was out.”
Credit goes to Justin from the first post with this picture. 86+ likes so far, hilarious!!
“These pretzels are makin’ me thirsty.”
“Did they just announce another Delay?”
“After I get my hands on my Galaxy Nexus I’m getting my feet into those sweet looking pumps in the window display at Marshalls!”
Angry-looking guy to the people behind him: “Hey, no chat and cuts!”
Guy at the end : ” I cant believe the line behind me to get into Marhalls, I better get those 15 dollar pair of defective polo jeans!!
“Does this ride accept FASTPASS?”
Guy: “Funny, so it isn’t only hipsters that wait in lines…”
“I was told there’d be cake..”
“OOOOH…what are we lining up for? Is this Marshall’s having a big sale today? Maybe I can get that iPhone 3g now to replace my startac. You know, I got a real good deal on some Michael Jordan cologne here last week. Hey…looks like that Verizon store might be having a sale too????”
‘This the line for the iNexus?”
“This line is almost as long as we have had to wait for this phone”
“I just want to pay my bill…..uuuggghhhh!!?!”
are you serious, this is the line for the free colonoscopy’s
“Kudos to Verizon for having baristas going up an down the line handing out coffee while we wait”
“Hey man, have you seen those recent Samsung commercials with all those iPhone fanboys waiting in line….hilarious. “
“o oh, the reviews said the battery is changeable””It looks totally different, my boss will know I upgraded the phone!””is it 4G? is it 4G? Damn! it is 4G””Guys in the street will ask to see my phone with their hands!!”
“Oh, that’s nothing. I’ve been here since the 17th of November.”
This is where the flash mob is right?
This is what happens when you take the (Big) red pill……..
I didn’t know there was “insert apple product name” coming out today jeez I feel like a tool
The non-believers gathered assuming that the Loch Ness monster was a legend, that Bigfoot wasn’t real and Area 51 held no aliens, but today were disappointed as the mythical Galaxy Nexus was proved real.
The last time I waited in a line this long, the iphone was an innovative device.
“I thought this was the line for Sox tickets! You guys are crazy. In my day, a truck used to bring Ice Cream Sandwiches right to your block.”
Is this the line to bash the iPhone 4s?
1st guy in the queue: “Are they really launching the phone today Or is it a Prank again ? “
Did they release the iphone 5 with 4G and call it a Nexus? Apple sure knows what they’re doing.
Ten thousand people standing outside of an apple store = hipsters. Ten thousand people standing outside a verizon store = a bunch of angry developers (nerds) Finally getting a Galaxy Nexus… Priceless.
“I can’t wait for the White RAZR!!!!!!”
“whats that high schooler doing in line for this phone with the red jacket on? amongst all us business men? someone should tell him its not the iphone launch its for the NEXUS!”
Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus Line: “I could never own an iPhone; I’m a web dev.”
“Dude, you’re a designer.”
Haha, nice.
“where all the ladies at?!”
Dude in Black: Hey iPhoner! Im getting a Nexus! Can you hear me now?!
“AH! Dude! I just checked my Message Hunter. And there is a note here that says they ran out of Nexus’!”
guy turning, “Man that guy with the headphones smells..”
guy with headphones, “I can hear you… and its a medical issue. I have to eat lots of garlic.”
When the $&#% did we get ice cream?
“Wow this economy has gotten bad!! Look at all these people in line for soup!”
“Actually, we’re in line for ice cream sandwiches.”
Hey! That guys not wearing a black coat! He must be a barista.
Jesus it’s cold out here! Pleaseeeeee don’t let them sell out before I get inside. What’s it going to take? I’ll sacrifice my left nut to the Android Gods for one!
so i can get rid the verizon part, right?
“….So, do you think my face is pretty enough for the Face Unlock to work?”
So apparently, the iPhone 5 delay was a hoax too…
Breaking News: Word of Verizons new “blowout” deal has the World of Warcraft community racing to get in first.
“I heard the new version of Google Translate on this phone will actually convert my Boston accent into something that the rest of the country can understand”
“The new iPhone is called the Galaxy Nexus?”
“Galaxy Nexus? Wasn’t aware they could travel to other Galaxies, but YEA!! Here we come!”
News Presenter: Overhead in the Galaxy Nexus line we see consumers lined up to get the latest and greatest iPhone from— wait, what do you mean it isn’t an iphone?— Galaxy Nexium? — Galaxy Nexus? — Ok, Overhead in the Galaxy Nexus line we see consumers lining up to get something called a Galaxy Nexus.
Here to talk with us about the latest launch is iPhone 3G owner Don Mallard. Don?
Don: Consumers are eager to get hold of their new toy running android 5.0 “Ice Cream”. It has new features such as pinch to zoom and face unlock.
This may not be the funniest caption, but how many times have we seen another average consumer come on the news posing as a tech expert that has no idea what he’s talking about?
Ok, I got my black jacket, now do I +1 this line to move up a spot?
Guy with the funny face: Is that an iphone O.o
Crowd: Hey shut up! We are here for the Galaxy Nexus.
Guy: Sorry
Random guy in the street: I have the new iphone 4s
Crowd: Yes we know our galaxy nexus is the 1st 4.0 device and does not have an S to make it “better.”
Person at the front of the line: I’ve been waiting here since November 21st!
“While the many obliviously stand in line waiting for the latest and greatest in cell phone technology, one man in a turtleneck sweater looks on in horror as the ghost of Zack Morris, clutching his monstrous cell phone in pale lifeless hands, hurdles toward him with anger and fury.”
“Do you think Steven58 will be here!?”
The Galaxy Nexus is the device that will unseat Obama. I’m Mitt Romney (pictured), and I approve this message.
“I wonder what Phandroid readers think people in this line would be saying.”
Man “Is this the end of the line for the new iphone?” Other man “no, its the front of the line, we are all standing backwards.”
Man: “Siri can suck a hairy nipple. Besides, I asked her where the cool kids hangout. Her reply: ‘They’ll be waiting in line in front of the Verizon store for something way cooler than me.'”
“Where’s Starbucks with my Free Coffee and pastries like the iPhone line got?”
Guy in the middle with the bald head: “I herd something about there being ice cream sandwiches for sale, totally worth the wait…”
“If I’m going to wait in line for this long, this better be the Droid I’ve been looking for.”
“I guess it’s actually true what they say about there not being any girls on the internet…this line is a total sausage fest, bro. Up top!” I then imagine he bro-fists the dude next to him.
“Galaxy Nexus? Yeah why don’t you go ahead of us, we’re waiting for the iPhone 5”
“I am smiling!!! I must be on Candid Camera….right? Wait, this is the line for the Nexus…Please, someone tell me this is the line for the Nexus!!!”
“Hey, don’t we look JUST like those Apple fans in Samsung commercials waiting for days for the new iPhone?”
Do you think we’ll get in to see Justin Bieber I am his biggest fan and oh my god its my wife coming, somebody plz hid me before she sees me I cant let her know I am seeing another guy.
“Galaxy Nexus? No, this is the line to get your Android phone updated. Some of us have been waiting a while.”
I need to read rules better…
Its finally out! Lets see best buy demand it back!
http://forums.androidcentral.com/verizon-galaxy-nexus/140309-best-buy-finally-called-asked-me-return-gn.html
Excluding the link. The rest is my entry
“Verizon decided to push back the release again. Everybody go to work.” (Pause) “Well, it was worth a try.”
iPhone User: Psh, finally the Nexus line gets real 4G. My iPhone 4 has had 4g for ages.
The most important thing to look for when buying a phone is not hardware or software but whether or not you want to be grouped as hipsters waiting in line for a phone or businessmen waiting in line for a phone.
Hey brah are we even sure this thing will be released soon?
Nope but by the time we get to the door we will have the option of a white version!!
The lady walking towards them: I love my Iphone 4S! What are all these guys in line for? Crowd: Hey why are you not waiting in line with us? Lady: I already have my Iphone y’all are a little late! Crowd: This is for the Galaxy Nexus a Samsung device you know with a big scratch resistant screen and 4G speeds with face unlock. Lady: (Smirky response) “a Samsung device you know with a big scratch resistant screen 4G speeds and face unlock.” Crowd: she’s just sad she is stuck with her Iphone poor poor lady she will never know the greatness.
I hope tickets to the Wiggles show aren’t sold out!
Bald Guy > “Yea, I didn’t fare so well last nite at that party and the truth or dare game…so here I am…..BALD and freezing my *** off”
“Wait….so this ISNT the line for the iPhone 5???”
“I heard Steve is in there!”
It’s too soon I know.
Galaxy Nexus? Whats that? I thought this was the iPhone line.
Guy looking back: “Yeah, serious. Steve Wozniak told me to get in THIS line. Something about ice cream sandwiches. How can you not trust a fat guy when it comes to food, right?”
“I was getting in line for the white Droid RAZR, but I took an arrow in the knee.”
Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus Line: “Did you hear that Apple just patented long lines for phone releases? Samsung is in trouble now…”
That would explain the delay! In order to appease Apple’s lawyers, Verizon had to wait until it was cold enough that lines would be shorter, and only announce the actual release date at the last minute…
haha thats good.
“Steve Wozniak is here promoting the iPhone 5”
Guy facing camera: “Is this the line for the new 4G iPhone?”
That guy has his middle finger up so:
Stranger: “Are you waiting for an iPhone?
FU Dude: “Up yours, kid. Only morons wait in line for a phone that looks the same every year.”
Long line for the loo today!
Real men use Android phones! Specifically, pure Google Android phones!!
Seriously, I don’t see a single woman in that entire line.
“Hi, I’m a Ryan Reynolds look alike, and I approve this picture”
Holy crap he actually does look like the green lantern man!
Holy crap you look like Kobe!?!?
whos kobe? :P
“Think they have enough Nexuses? Nexii? Hey, what’s the plural of Nexus?”
Nexuses should be the plural. Should have researched that for my quote :(
“Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus Line, someone calling 911 because they overheard someone coming out of the store, screaming SOO SICK!!!!!!, I hope they didn’t go anywhere near the inventory!”
Wait……So you’re tellimg me this isn’t the line for the for the new Nexxus hair gel!!
“It sucks that we have to stand in the cold in this line for our galaxy nexus because the only people that ‘win’ them on the rigged phandroid.com contests are predetermind friends of the employees.”
“Wait, this isn’t an ice cream store!?
How many indecisive Verizon employees does it take to decide on a launch date for the Galaxy Nexus? I don’t know, let’s count. One, two, three, four, …..
‘Twas the day before Nexus and all thru the line, no hipsters were seen just real adults wearing ties…
Guy turns around and says, “this is were the extras line up for the Samsung commercial, right?”
This is the line for the nachos right?
WHAT! Its delayed again!!! And i’ve been waiting in line all this time for the white razr.. Dude let me borrow your iphone i gotta kill something.
Is anyone in this line named “John Conner”?
“I’ve been standing in this line since the first rumored launch date, from Verizon.”
Enter the final frontier with the Galaxy Nexus. Leave your Apple behind.
But Siri said baskin robins was the closest place for an ice cream sandwich.
Guy 1: So what’s this line for anyways?
Guy 2: I dunno I just saw a line so I got in it.
Guy 3: Its for the Galaxy Nexus, it just launched today.
Guy 1: Oh what kind of iPhone is that?
Guy 3: Just leave please.
What is a Nexus sir ? I thought this was the line for Red Sox tickets ?
Overheard Line chatter: “No Seriously Dude, A friend, of a friend, told me that the reason this phone is so good is because Samsung got ahold of a Prototype for the iPhone5 !!!!Yeah, picked it up in a Bar or something!!”
Are you guys all here for the Marshall’s shoe sale too?
“I don’t think Verizon’s plan to attract more women by building beside a shoe shop worked…”
*From a 2111 history textbook*
December 15th, 2011: This photo was found in the ruins of Boston and depicts the day Android Fans became just as crazy as Apple Fans sparking the decades long smartphone wars which resulted in the creation of our android overlords.
“Waldo’s attempt at increasing difficulty by hiding with his back turned was completely foiled by the fact that everyone around him wore black…”
Is this the right line for the Galaxy Nexus? I got in line on the 9th for it and when I finally go in the store they just offered me a Razr.
“Hey everybody the ICS GNex is coming! And remember 2 if is coming by boat and 1 if its coming by truck. Everyone get ready to ambush!” (applicable because the picture was taken in Boston).
Those Verizon noobs better not tell me the nexus isn’t released yet.
We heard they were giving away free ice cream sandwiches, so we will stand here all day.
Breaking News!! Steve rolls over in Grave!!
“Is this the line to buy the New Nexus phone or to report I had relations with Herman Cain? Since I need to do both, this is must be the place for me!”
“What could possibly be going on at Marshal’s worth all this commotion?”
299$ for an ice cream sandwich at verizon?! must be worth it with this line!
Is this the line for the standard issue neuralyzers?
Merry Xmas! Merry Nexusmas!
“As soon as we all get the Nexus, we can hangout for real!” – Overheard in line, talking about Google+ on the Galaxy Nexus.
Where’s Waldo?
Joey stood in line for 3 weeks only to find out that the Galaxy Nexus wasn’t the latest “Episode” in the Stars Wars epic that he thought it was.
I cant wait to use FaceTime
This line better start moving soon. I’m getting married in half an hour. Think I’ll make it?
Guy at in the line with head turned: “I asked Siri this morning if there could possibly be anything better than it….it gave me the location of this line and said “you didn’t hear this from me…””
“You’re here for what? I heard they’re announcing the iPhone 5. I’m getting in line now.”
Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus Line…”Totally need to take a leak…Wait…Wait…Ahhhh…Thank you”
I hope my parents don’t see me here! I told them i was skipping rent last month to go out with a girl!
“I’m only getting this Galaxy Nexus to impress the women. I’m gonna go check out Marshall’s lingerie department. Hold my place in line.”
“I heard they’re selling the new iPhone today! It’s called the Galaxy Nexus.”
“Botched Galaxy Nexus Launch or Giant Marketing Scheme?”
The first Nexus on Verizon seems to draw a bigger crowd than the first iOS did. Must be because it’s full of ice cream.
“I heard from the Verizon employee that they were almost out of Galaxy Nexus’ already…”
Guy partly facing Camera grits his teeth thinking: “Noo…!!!”
Move over Christmas, and let G-Nex Day take over!
k Guys, Lets go for the sign….
People are lining to taste the highly anticipated Ice Cream Sandwich, the most creamy OS you can get between two layers of plastic goodness…
Guy turning his head: “This IS the line to meet Chris Chavez and Kevin Krause, right? They’re my idols!! <3 <3 <3"
Hey! Is that “The Woz” returning his Nexus?
This must be the location that the T-mobile elf tweeted about. Man everybody wants a new Galaxy S II.
Periodically, an apple hipster, believing he had somehow missed the launch of a new iDevice, was confused and got in line. However, each would quickly scatter once he became uncomfortable with the conversations involving “customizations” and “ROMs”
Guy in black jacket with a hood : *sees someone (not shown in this pic) watching him and tells dude behind him* Dude I’m scared…that guy keeps watching me…do you think he knows that I used to be a creative barista?
Guy behind him: It’s ok! Here just take a bite of my Ice Cream Sandwich and you’ll be safe
Guy1: I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE GALAXY NEXUS
. W00t
Guy2: Oh is that why we are waiting in line?
Guy1: Uhhh durrr! It’s 5 below zero and baldy over there with headphones is trying to show everyone is d-ck. Why else would you wait in line?
Guy2: I assumed it was for a new iPhone..
Guy1: I was hoping to pick one up with more Gee Bees…
baaa baaaaa baaaaa
to be honest. TL;DR
teal dear?
Haha no. Too Long Didn’t Read = TL;DR
I’m going to Vegas soon do you recommend hotel Aria?
Aria is a nice place. Either that or the Cosmopolitan are the newest hotels and both very nice.
You’ll really love the rooms in Aria. All automated. Control the lights, Window Shades, everything from touch control panels in the room.
You think I’m crazy for waiting in line for a few days for the new nexus 4.0 android? I remember you waiting for the new iphone when it came out. Who’s the real idiot here?!
Thoughts of the guy facing Marshalls:
-Wow, I can’t believe the Nexus is out TODAY….*turns towards marshalls*….-Hhmm a shoe sale???…… :)
-Maybe if I get my wife a pair, I won’t have to hear it the rest of the day and night , that i waited in line since 6AM “for a STUPID phone that will probably be outdated by Christmas”
Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus Line that Busta Rhymes was in there!
“Is this the line for Springsteen tickets, Siri?”
“Is this the line for free prostate exams?”….”No, its for some phone on verizon,…same thing.”….”sweet im in”
Guy Walking into Marshall’s: Hey guys is that the line for the Iphone5!?
Guy Looking Back: No you imbecile, this is the line for the most anticipated phone of 2011. The GALAXY NEXUS
Guy Walking into Marshall’s: Ohhh… Is that the one with Google Wallet?
Guy Looking Back: *Speechless*
What do you mean this isnt a line for the iphone 5? I thought the iphone was the only phone good enough to line up for
I just found a message on my Message Hunter app, “I’m Bob in the red jacket, and I was here 10 minutes ago”.
Men In Black only!
December in Boston and I gotta wait this long for an ice cream sandwich?
Romney looking guy: “What if today was the release date all along, and I wasted all those hours refreshing and reading all those Android blogs?”
“I sure hope Busta Rhymes is here!”
Wait a minute, I’m in the wrong place this isn’t the Apple Store. I thought people only stood in line for Apple stuff.
“Galaxy what?! No, were all in line for the white Droid RAZR” ;)
“LOOK AT ME NOW, LOOK AT ME NOW. FRESHER…THAN A..MAHH…….Oh crap! wrong picture”
Sent from my Blackberry Smartphone.
Person (n): Dude, I was just thinking… the entropy of this line is uber low… and it’s pretty cold out here… so the Gibbs free energy is just too high for this to be a spontaneous reaction. Person (n+1): I know, right!? With so many dudes in one place the entropy is as bad as a full line of urinals! Person (n-1): Oh guys! I know this great thermodynamics app… I’ll beam it to you when we bounce outtta hereeee *everyone with big smiles* Person (n, n+1): Right on!
Guy looking tells his friend, “is this a good look for the face unlock function?”
For years Android fans have held a licence to make fun of Apple fans who wait in line for exorbitant amounts of time for their phones. That licence expired today as people lined up around the country to get their hands on Google’s latest nexus phone. Ironically, the licence to show off their larger screens, better hardware, and faster data speeds just got renewed today with no foreseeable expiration date.
“I seriously i have to wait 6 hours just to cancel my account with verizon?…damn you loyal phandroid minions!!! fuuuuuuuuuu!”
This isn’t the line for an iPhone?
Guy looking back: “I hope these peeps from that Phandroid website won’t make any caption on this picture.”
“This is the line for the iPhone 5, right?”
“I still think it’s just a rumor…”
Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus Line: “A grilled cheese sandwich would totally win in a fair fight with a taco!””Ya, but a taco would destroy the grilled cheese in a prison rules fight.”
“Why don’t you guys just get 3g phones?”
^Waiting in Verizon’s liiiiine wanting to poo, going to buy the Nexus for my baby boo! ^ (try singing it to the beat of, Up on the rooftop….). A little Xmas humor!
This better not be a lie like this cake I keep hearing about.
Siri told me to quit asking why I couldn’t do
this or that with the iPhone and just get in line for the Galaxy Nexus. By the
looks of this line I’d say I’m not the only one who has been pestering Siri for
answers she can’t provide.
IPhone owner walks up. Why don’t get the iPhone 4 its 4g. Uhhh no its not. Just because it has a 4 in its name doesn’t mean 4g. The galaxy nexus is 4g and is worth standing inline for.
Dude, do you think anyone will notice we’re all dressed in black and label us non-iphone users as “un-creative”? Oh wait there’s someone dressed in a red sweater! Oh nevermind, he’s in line for the bathroom…
I’ve been in this line since November 8th and all I got was a Galaxy Nexus.
I have been trying to win a Galaxy Nexus on the Phandroid caption contests but I could not come up with a lame enough caption to even be considered. So I said F&%$ IT I am going to go out and buy one.
Galaxy Nexus Galore!
Dude seriously they just took a picture of us, now when our boss sees this, we are going to be…….. Oh hey boss what are you doing here……….?
A Christmas story of AndyClause and the Nexus….
Random Person In Line #1: “Why did you bring your kids with you?”
Random Dad with kids: “To see AndyClause of course”
Random Person #1: “What are you talking about? This is a phone launch line. We’re all waiting to buy the new Nexus phone.”
Random Dad with kids: “What do you mean this isn’t the line to see AndyClause? I promised my kids they could get there photos taken with him! Now what do I tell them? All they wanted was to see Andy the Android dressed up as Santa! They were told he was handing out FREE Ice Cream Sandwiches. This is horrible news.”
Random Person in line #2: “Well, hate to disappoint you, but it looks like you’re out of luck. By the way, I don’t think AndyClause is real.”
Random Dad with kids: “WHAT? Say it isnt so? I knew my iPhone friends were joking. I was hoping it was too good to be true. Those jerks. Now they ruined my Christmas too!”
Random Person #1: “Don’t feel too bad, I just found out he isn’t real either.”
Random Person #2: “Oh he is real alright! Notice how we are all here talking about him while waiting to buy the newest and greatest Nexus device. Right before Christmas?”
Random Dad with kids: “Guess this truly is a Holiday for miracles.”
* Cue cheesy Hallmark Moment music*
Yes I know this isn’t a caption. But I was bored and creative!
(Fellow turning to the man behind him) “Aw nuts…we’ve got no coverage here…and Phandroid has a contest on!”
I Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus Line that there are only 25 phones per store! Verizon is offering a Samsung E300 instead.
(…quietly beatboxing…then suddenly) I SO FLY LIKE A G-NEX, LIKE A G-NEX!…(Starts doing “The Dougie”)
“Is this the Occupy Verizon line? I hope they have more toilets than Wall Street. I totally forgot to pee before I got here.”
“If I get all the way up there and it turns out it was a mistake and they’re actually just selling Galaxy Nexus accessories, I’m going to be really upset! So upset I will write a letter!…..right after I finish this level of Angry Birds”
Guy in red jacket on OG Droid:
“..Yeah. I got in line and was suddenly surrounded by a hundred people dressed in black… Is there an Apple-freindly dress-code in the Verizon stores, now?”
man..why did I drink that second beer after work?
Nexus One owners.
Overheard in line: “if you hold the Nexus right, it causes iPhones in the area to drop calls”
“Man, if I had a Nexus right now I could take an awesome panorama of this line…”
Attention everyone, there was a printing error. the sign should have promoted “frequent updates with this phone”, not frequent dates. Sorry for the confusion.
“Android users UNITE! Together we can end the tyranny of Marshalls! Do not let anyone past.. HOLD THE LINE!”
I hope they activate the phone before I have to pay. I want to use google wallet for this.
This is the line to get a phone? I thought it was the line for Starbucks. Besides, I already have an iphone.
Ugh! Why is the line for the john always so long?!
“Did you see those ladies in the line at Costco for the Galaxy Nexus?”
“This is a biggah sausage fest than Phandroid’s last Christmas pahty!”
Whispering: “You must be dress all black to get the Galaxy Nexus, It’s a shame no one told that man in the red sweater”.
In a line of nerds, someone turns around because they thought they saw a girl jump in the back of the line. However, they will die before they give up their position and do all that they ever do, stare blankly from afar.
Clark Kent is in line for the telephone booth so he can change
“The difference between us and the iPhoners? The phone we’re waiting for isn’t identical to its predecessor, plus I hear it comes with a free dessert.”
“Dude, I just got back in the country from a 45 day spiritual journey in the Rainforest; I literally, just stepped off a plane, saw the email, dropped everything, and ran right here. But I have to be honest, I didn’t expect it to be THIS crazy for the White RAZR. Do you think I can still snag one if I come back tomorrow?”
i heard one of the angry birds is here, hope he doean’t eat all the ice cream sandwiches.
“All these people for the white Droid Razr?”
“Oh…… you mean you aren’t in line for the buy an Oreo colored Razr, get $100 off an abcdefghijk……xyzboard?”
Feel bad for this guy he stepped outta line for the Galaxy Nexus only to come back to his spot been taken by a funeral line to view Steve Jobs,lol
Wow another Samsung commercial being filmed.
“RED ROVER, RED ROVER SEND ANDY RIGHT OVER!!!”
This is the iphone 5 line, right?
Damn it, just noticed someone else had the same idea!
So in light of that, I offer an alternative: If this is a men in black convention, who’s the guy with the red jacket?
so did about 500 other people
dont feel bad.
No reason to wait in line, the next best thing is already here. It was released overseas weeks ago.
Look I can put sim cards in it from any carrier.
I could never have that. I’m on Big Red.
Dude, you went to Western KY U?
“No, really! You can hold this phone any way you’d like.”
“Guess I’m not the only guy here getting one of these for that special woman in his life… Mom is gonna be so happy.”
“This is the line for the Justin Bieber show, right?”
Having A.D.D. wont stop me from getting that new phone. Is this the line for the Galaxy Ne…….. Look Marshall’s is open.
Wow its freezing cold out here guys I hope this Galaxy Nexus with ice cream sandwich doesn’t give me a Brain Freeze!
Men In Black: Nexus
“I will finally have a REAL life now! :D”
In The Rock voice ,”Finally, the Nexus has come to Vvveerrriizzonn. The people’s phone is here.
“Whats black and long?”
iPhone 4S passerby: “are you guys still in line for the new iPhone?”
guy in line: “no, this phone has 4G”
iPhone 4S passerby:”oh, mine does too”
“I hope the packaging is heavy, ’cause after I get my Nexus, I am going to whack the closest Verizon employee over the head with it for making us wait this long for the launch.”
(out of shot) An iPhone User: Wow, why are you guys so excited to wait in line, the new iPhone isn’t due for another few months!Guy facing out of shot: I am Disappoint.
Baa, baa nexus sheep do you have 4.0. yes sir, yes sir the g’nex
is full. One for the master to play some games. One for every geek waiting on
the lane. Baa, baa nexus sheep do you have 4.0. yes sir, yes sir the g’nex is
full.
Picture Trademarked by: Mr. Blurrycam.
What is this line for?
And why are you all wearing black?
Verizon just released the Galaxy Nexus, so
we’re all wearing black to pay our respect to the soon late iPhone 4S
“Lets all hope the cops don’t confuse us with the Occupy Movement and we get pepper sprayed and arrested before we get inside.”
“I’ve been here since black Friday, this is ridiculous”
Darn… I knew I should have worn my black jacket…
“Too bad we don’t live in Canada….We wouldn’t be standing here looking like fools”
“There’s already an OTA update for the Galaxy Nexus!”
Contest losers gather outside Phandroid headquarters.
“Finally, we get to know what it feels like to be an iSheep…correction…and iDroid.”
As their direction shows:
Men are from Marshalls,
Woman is from Verizon
“Let’s hope we get in before they run out of the Nexus. This line is about to turn into Occupy Verizon!”
Boy I really hope this Marshalls opens soon, I heard they’re releasing this exclusive shoe called the Galaxy Nexus. Can’t wait to get them and put my new pair of Nexuses on!
Nooo I’m not here for a phone. I thought this line was for the Men in Black 3 fan club.
“Man i hope apple doesnt come and make a commercial about us that makes us look like douchey isheep cause we look nothing like them right? right?…
I’ve been getting in this line every day since November. I had to buy shoes from Marshall’s so I didn’t look like I was one of Verizon’s pawns falling for a fake release date. My girlfriend will be getting 47 pairs of heels for Christmas.
” Can somebody please ask siri how long the wait time on this line is “
don’t get married just find a woman you hate and buy her a hous or an i-phone.
Wait, is this the line for the iPhone 5? WHAT?! It cant be, only iPhones are allowed to have lines around the block.
Person in the back: Hey why is everyone on the line dress in black?
Guy: Didn’t you hear? its the iPhone funeral ;)
Oooooh – shoe sale at Marshall’s!
Despite being told by management, that unlike Apple, there would be an adequate supply, the guy in the back of the line almost caused a riot by calling “dibs” on the first Nexus, apparently not understanding the purpose of a line.
“I heard Steve Jobs helped design this right before he died.”
“Man, you got any spare change”
“Sorry bro I’m all out, man”
“Man, I got this cheese burgers, man”
“I don’t want any cheese burgers”
“Please, man. I got this iphone, man”
“I don’t want any iphone, man”
“Please, man”
“Alright man give me the cheese burger, man”
Is this the line for the new iphone, guess not the poeple are standing up right. not bent over
good one
I waited two months for this phone to come out since samsung and google announced it in Japan. 29 days since it was launched in England, 7 days since it was launched in Canada, and now they want me to wait a couple of more hours in front of their store! PSHH, it’s a small price to pay for an amazing phone. Right?
Now it is Apple’s turn – how many times you go for “The Next Big Thing” get the “The First and Always Smartest Thing”
“The last time I had a raging erection like this was at a WOW convention.”
Motorola execs were extremely disappointed to learn that the crowd was not in line to purchase a Droid Xyboard. “Have we even sold one unit yet?”
Guy: And to think i almost got hit in the knee this morning
“I gotta pee!”
Siri, where did you take me!?
Siri: You ask me if there where people similar to iphone lovers, so there you have it.
Hmmm, I don’t see any hipsters in this line, and they all look like middle-aged men. This must be a Blackberry launch then.
“Is this the line for the toilet?”
RAZR / Rezound Return Day
Picture taken with my new Galaxy Nexus camera. It’s not blurry, the camera is so fast it warps space and time.
Overheard in line – “I wouldn’t have to be here if those fools at Phandroid would recognize the genius of my contest entries!!!”
No photos, please! Great… now I can’t use face unlock.
No cutting; I’m watcing you
“Yeah, I hear the line is so long because people keep trying to pay with Google Wallet.”
Consumers line up outside of a downtown Verizon Wireless retail store hoping to be one of the first to take advantage of the cell phone provider’s announcement from this morning:
“NEW STARBUCKS OPEN INSIDE VERIZON STORE – FREE GRANDE WITH CELL PHONE PURCHASE (oh yeah and we’ve got this new google nexus phone too).
“getting the nexus today and right after it im getting the Steve Jobs book”
Shoot, a person could have a pretty good time in Vegas with one of those!
Is this the churro line?
Some good ones this time around
“OMG OMG OMG OMG! Can’t you believe it?? Marshall’s finally going to let us buy those limited edition designer scarfs for less!”
Overheard in the line for the Galaxy Nexus: “Now wait a second, what do you mean this isn’t the line for the Twilight book signing?!”
A line WTF? I sold my iPhone so I didn’t have to wait in line with the rest of the iSheep.
“-person 1: Ooo look at that fine young lady coming our way!
-the rest of the line: Quit acting gay! She’s a girl! Were here for a phone!”
“What’s the matter with that guy’s ears ?”
“so you read on phandroid that the super galaxy nexus II is coming out in Februrary? It has a quad core processor, NFC chip, barometer, thermometer, moist towlette dispenser, and a built in sarcasm detecter!?”
I wonder… If I go wait in line for Santa will I get a Nexus any faster, or is he back ordered too?
Humanoids succumb to Android’s Ice Cream Sandwich as Galaxy Nexus lands at Big Red
[email protected]
“Wait…what?….You mean I don’t have to wait in line for Phandroid’s Happy Holidroid Contest?! Damn’t! I guess I should actually read the rules for eligibility.”
“Why are you here? I thought you got a new phone last month.” “Had. I broke it last week trying to balance it on top of a stuff for Phandriod.com “
Overheard in line: “Can you hear me yet… this Galaxy Nexus sure is awesome!”
IPhone: hey nexi! Wtf… why you get a line too?
Nexus: whacha gonna do about it? Sue me?
IPhone: you know what… I just might!
Nexus: dude! I was just kidding! :'(
Fyi I’m typing this on my new nexus
“free Galaxy Nexus to the person with the best “Dramatic Chipmunk” impression!”
**Man in line quickly spins around… dramatically**
“You know, it’s too bad it’s so cold out. Everyone is all bundled up and if Chris Chavez were here, I wouldn’t be able to see his fancy V-neck shirt and fabulous hair.”
The Galaxy what? The salesman told me the Razr was the best phone around. He surely knows what he is talking about, he does this for a living. (Funny thing is, a friend of mine told me that exactly)
“sent from my iHomo”
“Is this the line for American Idol Auditions?”
That’s not a red V on their sign…it’s actually how long lines are on product launch days…to the end of this block, around the corner and all the way to the end of that block.
I didint want to post this! Sorry mistake! Please delete!
iDont wait, but for Verizon’s Droid i will :)
And so here I am in line with all these other people who couldn’t figure out the Google Nexus giveaway Twitter puzzles either.
Guy looking back: “Wha- what do you mean ‘the Nexus is a lie’!?”
I heard this phone is amazing and it better be if I’m going to wait in a line like some kind of iPhone user.
I guess there’s some guy in there named “Woz” and he won’t release the hostages until he gets an ice cream sandwich- that’s what I read on Phandroid.com.
Damn beer line always so long
Man 1: “I sure hope they have the high heel pumps in a size 12!”
Mans 2: “Dude this isn’t the line for Marshalls”
everybody practice your table flipping?
good
lets go wait on this line all day and buy our phones
and before we leave………
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
And then the pirate said to the rabbi as they walked into a bar, “Did you hear the story about the guy who waited all day in line for the Galaxy Nexus?”…..and the rabbi said, Nexus?! I thought it was a bar mitzvah!”
“What’s this line for? I heard something about Ice Cream”
“Is this the line for the Galaxy Nexus?”
“Galaxy Nexus? What’s that? This is the line for the white Droid RAZR.”
I guess there’s some guy in there named “Woz” and he won’t release the hostages until he gets an ice cream sandwich- that’s what I read on Phandroid.com.
Overheard in the GN line: “what the hell is a galaxy nexus? I thought this was the line for Riverdance tickets.”
Guy one: “Dude, you’re sure Apple didn’t patent standing in queues for a phone?”
Guy two: “Nah, i’m pretty sure they didn’t.”
Guy one: “Good, I’m fed up with those flippin’ lawsuits!”
“I heard this galaxy nexus version is the best iphone yet!”
“Alls I know is his best be the best damned ice cream sandwich I ever had, with this line!”
Man in line 1 “Ive waited months for this”
Man in line 2 “Me too im so pumped! I hope the LTE is FAST”Lady walks byMan in line 1 “Wait what is that? Apple….”Lady walking by “Yea its the iPhone 4s”Man in line 2 ” That’s so out of date!”Lady walking by “Uh… no, my phone has Siri the most advanced voice application on the most fantastic wonderful magical iPhone”Man in line 1 ” Lady your nuts… Your screen is small, your not in HD, You dont have 4G, where are your widgets?”Lady walking by “Widgets?”Man in line 2 “Pulls out HTC Rezound (clouds flow across the screen and he flips through his mail on his home screen) See!”Lady walking by “If they are not on the iPhone they cant be that cool”She walks away… still in the dark…Man in line 1 “iDorks”Man in line 2 “I know…”
Guy turning around to the guy behind him: “I can’t believe Samsung is actually paying us to stand in line. I thought the dress code was odd & the fact there are no women, but 50 bucks is 50 bucks.”
I wanted an iPhone 5 but then I took an arrow to the knee
Overheard from an iPhone user passing by: “Sure the new Google phone may have a bigger screen, faster processor, facial recognition, expandable memory, and be more versatile, but you cant ask Suri cute questions and get inane responses back”
I promise you, I will never be in a more wonderfully nerdy line!
The Geek Revault of 2011 is here!!! Smash all Iphones and Ipads and Grab all the Galaxy Nexus’ for yourselves. Be fast they may melt and leave you with soggy Graham Cracker. Hurry root it and unlock that bootlaoder too. Wait I see 1 more Iphone…. GRAB IT… And Throw it to ground and stomp it before someone makes a hugh mistake and thinks of buying that junk.
“Wait, iphone 5 line? Sweet i think ill hop right in!” passerby says.
“Naw homie, this is for the Galaxy Nexus….”
“Wait so its not called iphone anymore???”
This line’s moving slower than a 3G iPhone4s!
FINALLY… a reason to wear my android socks
Sign in front of Verizon store reads “Now accepting applications for the “Verizon guy” and we also have the Galaxy Nexus”
“Man, I told you that this was a horrible way to meet girls. It’s a total sausage fest!”
“See, this line is just ANOTHER thing Android has stolen from Apple.”
Guy 1 “They better not be sold out of the iPhone 4s when i get up there i did not wait for 12 hours in this cold just for them to tell me they don’t have any more…”
Guy 2 “Excuse me”
Guy 1 ” yes?”
Guy 2 “Actually this is the line for the galaxy nexus…”
Guy 1 ” What?!?!?!?!
Sorry, but we are out of the Samsung Galaxy Nexus. So instead, show that special someone how much you care by getting them our Samsung Continuum FREE! That’s right FREE! with a new 2 year contract, just in time for the holidays!
(man at the back of the line)
“by the time I get in, the Galaxy Nexus will be obsolete! So, I’m waiting for the Bionic 3”
What, no coffee or donuts! Damn you Verizon
Does it come in white?
Looks back at guy taking picture, “I know amazing right… I never thought the corner deli would ever have this long of a line! Hey what do you say for dessert we stop at the Verizon store and ask when the ice cream sandwich phone that everyone’s waiting for comes out?”
“I’ve been in this line for 2 weeks, but it will be totally worth it to get the new iPhone! I’m surprised more of you don’t have the old iPhone, though…”
Someone saw Apple employees pushing an iPhone 4s filled hotdog cart up and down the line trying to sway customers away.
Look there goes an iphone user; GET HIM!
“Guy 1 (Back to camera): So, you’re in line for the iPhone too?
Guy 2 (we see the face): What? This is the iPhone line?!?! You’ve got to be *#$^”
Guy 1: Nah, this is the Galaxy Nexus line.
Guy 2: phew
Guy 1: not really.
Guy 2: Ima get you foo.
After what seemed like a very long time, only 9 days til Christmas and all through the streets people run mad . They finally found the phone that “they” can truly call there’s because only there beautiful faces can unlock it! Yet until that clever ex takes your old dirty picture off her “other” phone and unlocks your phone until to show the rest of the world what lays on the other side. Now the day has come
Dude turned around: “I only hope Siri will forgive me.”
“I saw this line and couldn’t believe the next iphone was coming out already… papa is bringing home the bacon tonight!”
Man1: Ive been in this line for almost three weeks if i dont get anything to eat soon im going to starve.
Man2: Good thing this line is for an ice cream sandwitch
Those Phandroid suckers won’t be laughing when I’m the first in line to get the iPhone
10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000…
(100 Zeros = Googol ;))
guy on the left says “This is the line for the Marshall’s shoe sale, right?”
Is this the line for the next MIB movie?
“I can’t believe we waited this long to upgrade!!” “I know being on this Bionic was killing me!”
Who new ice cream sandwiches would be so popular in December?
“I’ve been in line for ow-ahs but it’ll be worth it this phone is wicked pissah.”
“I heard they’re going to show off a unicorn here? Or… something along those lines.”
Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus Line that people dressed all black will receive a free Ice Cream Sandwich!
Flash mob moved to 12:30. Android Beam and pass it down.
This is the return line for the iPhone 4S right?
Hey man, this is not the BLACK FRIDAY line – lets hurry up and hand those “Ice Cream Sandwich’s” out…..I am starving!!!!
Guy1: Guys, guys! Lets yell to the guy in red: hey tomato did you get lost in a mulberries pie? You know, because we are all dress in black! get it?
Guy2: You have no idea how much i wish you would have gotten hit in the knee this morning…
Dude, check out my Magnum Face… I hope this line doesn’t turn left, otherwise i’m screwed.
Ha, least we aren’t those idiots that wait in line for an iPhone.
Man 1: “I cant wait to pick up my new iPhone 4s”
Man 2: “get the #$@# out of this line”
haha imagine!
Thanks for sharing this moment of gold.
Fred: “Man, I can’t wait! With my Galaxy Nexus, I’m gonna impress the “Gal-I-See Nex-to-Us! Get it?!”
Ted: “That is truly awful. Been working on that a while?”
Fred: “Yeah, the extra week delay really helped me polish it.”
Ted: “You’re my friend, but I think I hate you right now.”
Hey….? What the hell?! Why is Busta Rhymes shopping at Marshalls with a green robot?
Marshall I think I found the nacho line… Yeah I totally found the nacho line.
“Why is everyone in line dressed in black?” “We’re having a funeral for our OG Droids, RIP”
“Hey buddy what time does Marshall”s open? ” ……. “What do you mean this is a Nexus Line? What is a Nexus ? …..Never mind I will Google it when I get home after I buy my socks.”
funny thinking outside the box !
overhead in line: “Hey, where the white women at?”
Hey, if they dont have any Galaxy nexus left by the time we get up to the front you wanna just go to the Marshall’s shoe sale?
Verizon Employee: ‘APRIL FOOLS!’
I’ve overheard that there will be only 50 phones in stock, but since I’m already here in line waiting for hours, I’m gonna go in and play with the display model until either it breaks or I got tired of it as a thank to VW for making me anxiously wait, wait, and still waiting even when it’s finally released.
“An obvious contrast to an iphone release, the people in the Nexus line apparently looks like they have actual jobs, live somewhere other than their parent’s house, are very colorful as long as it’s black, and are all looking around for an attractive female of which they will not find”
Man screams, Yeeeesssssssss!! “This phone is so frigging fast and the screen is so huge……. I wonder how I’m gonna explain to my girlfriend what happened to the rent money?”
“Are there any left bro? Siri couldn’t tell me”
“Why are there no girls in line?”
“So you’re telling me that while we’ve waited in line for the Galaxy Nexus, the Google Nexus BAZINGA has come out? Where the hell is the line for that?!”
Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus line that Siri is also dress in black, because today is the iPhone 4s funeral.
iPhone 4s R.I.P –> 10/14/11 to 12/15/11
May I XY you are here?
WHAT??!!! So this isn’t the right line for the M.I.B convention?
And the wait begins… to wait inside.
So where da white women at?
Please make your selection on the right! Pick up your order on the left! ACH!? IDIOTS! NO NEXUS FOR YOU!
Hey the guy in the Galaxy Nexus S 2 commercial didn’t need to wait in line with the iPhone purchasers! Wait a minute neither do we! we can buy the Galaxy Nexus S 2 online at verizonwireless.com!You guys can stand out here in the cold like idiots if you want, I’m buying mine online.
This line is a sausage fest.
Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus line – “Will you hold my spot? I heard Marshall’s has a killer deal on women’s clothes… if I spend ALL the Christmas money for myself on this Nexus, my wife will murder me!”
“Is this long line to purchase the new Galaxy Nexus phone at the Verizon store?” asked a passerby. Several men in black turned their heads to face the stranger. One replied, “No, sir, we are all in line to interview at the Verizon store so we can sell the Galaxy Nexus.”
“Seriously? Each Galaxy Nexus comes with ice cream sandwich? Doesn’t really make sense in this kind of weather. They should be giving out free hot chocolate.”
“Why yes, this phone does have a huge screen and 4g speeds…. Did you think this was the iPhone 4S line?”
BREAKING NEWS: VERIZON JUST ANNOUNCED NEW NEXUS PRIME BEING RELEASED NEXT MONTH WITH NEW ANDROID 5.0, JELLY BEAN.
“You have to be kidding me…”
I will not look! I shall hide in anticipation! I will not turn my face to the glory of the Nexus! I am not worthy!
“I actually ordered mine online, I’m just here to punch the first Verizon employee I see in the face for making me wait so long!”
“I need to get my hands on one before VZW realizes that they didn’t want to launch today.” What everyone in line is thinking.
All I want to do is get my blackberry fixed.
“Oh look…turns out they screwed up again. Says here its been delayed. Again.”
Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus Line: “I heard they have the white Droid Razer today. Can’t wait!”
“Can you believe Mitt Romney thinks he has better hair?”
Hey, is this the line for free soup
“Yeah, they called me this morning too. Said they decided to push back the launch and I had to return the phone. Then the guy said the Nexus didn’t exist! I just don’t even know what to think anymore.”
Man, I don’t know what is going on… I just saw everyone following the guy in the red jacket, figured they were filming a new Verizon Commercial. Been waiting all day to hear him say… “Can You Hear Me Now?”
I wonder if Verizon will have announced a release date by the time we get inside?
Men in black
Guy_off_camera: GREAT! ‘nother freakin’ delay… will I ever get this damn phone?!?!
Guy_1: Chill, man; at least we can see the end of this delay.
Guy_2: You talkin ’bout the G’Nex, bro?
Guy_2: Jesus, I thought this was the line for the White RAZR… later guys!
Guy_1 and Guy_off_camera : 0_o
Guy_2: Shoulda seen your faces =P Now, how ’bout gettin this line movin’….
“Look at all these unemployed computer scientists”
Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus Line:
“We’re all in line, fashionably dressed in black, for what could only possibly be a new iPhone – right? – except for THAT ONE GUY up front in red who CLAIMS this line is for something called a Nalaxy Gexus or something. Hah – Idiot! – Right?”
“Apple sues Nexus fans for standing in line”
“If I buy two and place them in my back pockets, screens facing inward, will it feel like someone I love is gently cupping my buttocks?”
“I could never use an iPhone; I’m creative.”
Heard in Line: “I couldn’t win a Galaxy Tab 7+ on the crazy Phandroid.com Contest, so I will buy one. Or, I’m shaving my head like the midget in front of me.”
“A crowd gathers outside of a Verizon store for what can only be described as the release of a new phone, though no recent rumors of new phone releases have surfaced. The crowd was overheard saying ‘Give me my ice cream sandwiches’ and ‘Majel is coming.’
— Caption Sent from My iPhone”
You mean to say you’ve been waiting in line since the first release announcement? And to think I was so angry every time I was told the release was pushed back!
“I heard it can unlock using your face!”
“Yeah, I heard it has hardware acceleration!”
“I heard it allows you to hangout anywhere!”
“Oh man, I can’t WAIT to buy my own warp drive with facial recognition! With this kind of hardware acceleration, I’ll be able to hangout anywhere in mere seconds! This is AWESOME!”
As soon as they open those doors, I am pulling out my bear mace and getting me a Galaxy Nexus!
Says the guy turned around in line; “Holy cow, Verizon + Galaxy Nexus = male pattern baldness, get me out of here!!!!!”
“So this is what it feels like.”
I’ve been in this line since october waiting for the new iPhone! it better be worth the upgrade
Red Rover, Red Rover, Send Andy Right Over!
“Hi, I’m here for the gang bang.”
Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus Line a Christmas carol song: Nexmas day, Nexmas day, today is Nexmas day! Happy Holidroids to you and yours and handle the Ice Cream sandwiches to us!
“Hey, the Woz just cut in line up there to buy ANOTHER NEXUS!”
Is this the line for beta-testers?
Guy turning around “This Galaxy Nexus better be worth the hype!”
“Moooo!” Hey let me beam that to you!
Beam me up Android !! Look at that proximity interaction. Can’t wait until I get my Galaxy Nexus!
Im not a barista, I’m an Android phan man…
Guy1: God d@mn it, Phil, I told you we shouldn’t stop for coffee and your stupid French pastries on our way here. Now I gotta take a leak and by my count baldy up there is number 15! If I don’t get ice cream sandwhich goodness TODAY I am going postal on your @ss!!!!!
Guy turns around and says “You know that we only line up like this to show iPhone users that we are cool too.” Next Guy in Line says “I thought that this was for something Apple.” and leaves.
Cool Geek Passing Bye:
” $299.99 w/2yrs contract for phone WTF!!! , I thought geeks are suppose to be smart, Im getting mines on Amazon Wireless next week, half the price and no tax baby”
(Sigh of relief)…..”It’s gonna be a Green Christmas after all”….
Guy 1: Wait this is the line for the Galaxy Nexus?
Guy 2: Yeah, why?
Guy 1: Damn I want a white RAZR. Guess I can skip the line and go get my phone.
See ya later.
Guy 2: Well that’s one less person waiting in front of me.
“We’ve been waiting 9 hours already and i really gotta go…. its a good thing i wore my brown pants, aint no way i’m getting out of line”
Did you see that pig!? It was flying! Well, I guess I’ll be getting my Verizon Nexus after all.
This better be a good ice cream sandwich, I’ve been waiting here for hours!
“The Galaxy Nexus is thousands of times more powerful than the computers they used to send a man to the moon, and it fits in your pocket!””I know, I can’t wait. I’m gonna Angry Birds so hard!”
“wait what?!.. they pushed the release date back to January what?!?”
Spot the two gay men in line….. yep it’s the two distracted by Marshall’s shoe sale….
Time to switch to a Windows phone! NOBODY is standing in line for those!
Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus Line: “Hmmmm, I do have some left over tear gas from the Occupy protests….”
“I don’t care what else it can do, I just want something I can play Angry Birds on!”
“Street tacos…say…MY…NAME!”
Guy1: Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus Line they got the stuff.
Guy2: The stuff what stuff?
Guy1: You know the stuff!
Guy3: He means the Ice cream sandwi
Guy1: Shhhhhhh! don’t say it! i don’t want my iPhone to get jealous.. Siri would kill me!
“Well what is it, the iPad 3 or iPad 2S?”
Holy, Galaxy Nexus, Batman! That line is longer than an iPhone line.
I wish I was creative
“The days of making fun of iPhone fans for standing in line
like a bunch of cow waiting to be slaughtered are now gone.”
“The girls will be showing up anytime now… I am sure they are still just pre-partying somewhere else.”
For the first time in recorded history, the amount of people waiting in line for an iPhone is just as long as those returning one.
“I don’t even know why I am in line… are we going to shop at Marshall’s?”
Ha Ha. It is Boston which doesn’t surprise me as it is all dudes.
“Do i see a bouncer with an iPad?”
guy at the bottom thinks: “This isn’t disney world, why the f*** am i in line?”
Guy with head turned: Galaxy Nexus, Galaxy Nexus,Galaxy Nexus………..wait is Marshalls really selling Phandroid T-Shirts I’m gonna have to step outta line(to the man behind him”crewcut”)Can you hold my spot?
Psst… yo bro, you wouldn’t get the LTE Verizon Galaxy Nexus today. We are just queuing up to fool you guys for the viral marketing plan. =)
Guy looking back: “I’m looking but I don’t see you….are you sure you’re in line?”
Friend in line: “Yes…Google maps says I’m 0.5 miles away”
I thought this was the line for the mens balding hair club. Embarrassing guess I’ll get a Galaxy Nexus then.
dude 1-“wow i’m getting the iphone 5, never knew it was coming out today”
dude 2- “that because this nexus line”
Guy directly behind this picture, “Baaaaaaaaaa, Baaaaaaaaaaaa”.
Guy who is turned around, “Excuse me sir, you’re in the wrong line….”
Hi folks I’m TV’s Patrick Duffy.
Did the guy in the red jacket miss the memo that this is a black jacket event? Must be in line for an Iphone…
I feel like I am going to be punked and get an iPhone!!
Heard in the line: “Man! Can’t wait to get my hands on one of these iPhone 5s!”
Geez, is that Steve Wozniak at the front of the line again.
Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus Line: “We’re all ready to begin the flash mob, make sure you got 4G dont want the same thing from the At&t comercial happenning here”.
“You know, back in my day, we stood in line for the Nokia 8110! Now THAT was a curved-face phone that I could get behind!”
What’s that? Another Nexus phone has been announced for next year! I give up!
There was a young man in this line
Who said for the very first time,
“I never would wait,
I hate standing in state,
but a Nexus will soon become mine.”
Guy 1:I guess this is what a line for an Iphone must be like……..
Guy 2: Is this for the Iphone 5 ?
Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus Line:Customer1: What’s the delay?
Customer2: Some guy is trying to pay for his Galaxy Nexus with Google Wallet but Verizon won’t let him. Or maybe it’s a security problem. I’m not really sure.
“How Many Computer Scientists Does It Take To Figure Out A Release Date?”
The day is finally upon us my friends Samsung Galaxy Nexus goes live and I I will finally own this mythical beast phone smothered in dairy delight….but I can’t stop staring at that manikins ass.
It’s like we’re in that Samsung ad, except no iPhone owner is here to taunt us…
“I can’t WAIT to ditch my white headphones for that Galaxy Nexus!”
While anxiously awaiting the purchase of his shiny new White Droid RAZR, Steve reflects on the duties of his day job as a technology leader within Apple. He is really worried about the RAZR selling out, as he did not anticipate such high demand for it. Deep down he wonders if someday he will have the opportunity to be a part of something great, something out of this “Galaxy”. Until that happens though, he will be heading home after this to play his favorite game of all time Star Trek Generations: Beyond the “Nexus”.
While standing in line within the heart of Metropolis, Clark Kent becomes fixated on a Verizon phone booth located to the right of a Marshall’s department store…”If I don the blue tights and red cape now AND fly to the West Coast at supersonic speed, I can be 1st in line for the Galaxy Nexus premier. Lois will be so ecstatic for her Christmas gift. Let’s do this!!!”
“We’ll look so chic with our black coats and a new G-Nex”
“Yeah, except for Waldo up there”
“Buy the Galaxy Nexus? No, this is the line to just see and touch it. The line to buy it starts 3.6 miles the other way.”
Who brought the razr to a gun fight!?!
So can i Face Lock with other Gnex users like they can on the Iphone?
“Is this a funeral for the iPhone?”
“so this is the iphone 4s line, right?”
everyone else: *snickers*
Man 1: “So it took nearly two months for Verizon to get enough freezers for all these ice cream sandwiches huh”
Man 2: “Ice cream sandwich is an OS and on the new Galaxy Nexus”
Man 1: “Oh crap glad i’m in this line because I will be needing a new phone, SIRI I hate you”
SIRI: “I know I would hate me too if I mistook the latest and greatest OS for actual food. Self Destruct mode now. Goodbye…….”
Guy #1: You here for the ice cream sandwiches?
Guy #2: Yeah. Hold my spot, I’m going to get something veri-zon [very zon].
Guy #1: The Galaxy Nexus?
Guy #2: Giggity. I’m going to get [gal i see next us] a case for the goods.
Guy #2 enters Marshalls.
“Wait!!!! This isnt the line for the Men In Black III premier?? Nexus?? What that?”
The guy towards the front of the picture is thinking, ‘I’m in line to buy a galaxy nexus for my “wife”‘….pfff who else would I be buying it for?
Man 1: “Look at these suckers waiting in line at Verizon.”
Man 2: “Let’s just go to the RadioShack next door!”
Overheard in the galaxy nexus line – “wait a minute, wait a minute, doc,
ah are you telling me you built a time machine….. out of a nexus”?
“Winning”
It’s so amazing that Google can already build these Nexus androids. Do you think they’ll have any of the ones that look like Daryl Hannah or Sean Young by the time we get inside, or just the ones that look like Rutger Hauer? These androids better not try to kill everyone like they did in that movie.
Will Facial Recognition Detect Clones?!
“Seriously, I can’t believe Chris Paul was traded, can’t wait for my autograph!”
Due to on going Carrier IQ inquiries, all Boston federal field agents required to carry Galaxy Nexus!
It’s just like the forums… another sausage fest.
what you overhear in the galaxy nexus line:
“wait…….what do you mean this isn’t a day only sale? So i can come back tomorrow?? I’m going home before someone mistakes this for those Samsung commercials”
Sweet! can’t wait to get my Galaxy Nexus! i will be so hip im going to pay the verizon clerk with NFC!………D’OOOOHHH!!!!!
“Everyone! Why don’t you go to the Starbucks down the block while I hold your spot in line, ok?”
“oh u guys are waiting for the nexus…… Wait a minute didnt I see u guys waiting in line for the iphone 4s”
“no”
“really?”
“oh fine u caught us we just like waiting in line we made a good chive too this lines not as uptight as the iphones”
Overheard from the guy looking back, “This is the line for Men in Black 3, right?”
“Hey, I heard that if you hold up a picture of Steve Jobs for the face unlock it explodes!”
“Omigod, that’s awesome. I wonder if we can get in trouble for doing that to the demo units?”
“All of VZ employees have been waiting in line for months…now we know the cause of Verizon’s LTE network failure on December 7, 2011”
Dude I’m not gonna make it, Why is this bathroom line so long! . . . Galaxy what now?
“How long do you think this is going to take. I want my Nexus, but I had beans in the morning and have to poop”
Does Verizon have to approve me as an Android fanboy, or does that distinction just come with standing here?
A fail attempt to move up in the line….
“I heard Chris Chavez is signing Galaxy Nexus’ if you purchase it from the Verizon store in the mall”
Guy in red jacket, talking on the phone: “Hey, Honey, can you drop off my black Michael Jackson jacket? I seem to have grabbed the wrong color today. Andrew Zimmern is standing behind me and told me the bugdroid ice cream sandwich is really messy to eat.”
At least we’re not waiting in line for the same phone that came out earlier this year..
Never gonna give you upNever gonna let you downNever gonna run around and desert youNever gonna make you cryNever gonna say goodbyeNever gonna tell a lie and hurt you
we are to here to buy the iphone killer and see what features apple will steal for the iphone 5
“This IS the BestBuy line for black friday 2012, right? I need a new TV, and I figure if I’m out here Occupying the streets anyways…”
They better have enough Galaxy Nexuses in Big Red, I’ve been waiting for a month here!
Verizon: “To Follow Androidmen, the time is NOW!”
Androidman #1: “This line is impossible. Galaxy Nexus is impossible to get”
Galaxy Nexus: “We exist. We are possible. WE ARE IMPROBABLE”
Marshall Saleman: “This is unbelievable. Darn it, I should have requested a day off today.”
Galaxy Nexus/Verizon: “Should’ve, Would’ve and Could’ve”
Androidman #2: “I can’t wait to use the Android Beam. I can turn my phone into a lightsaber and have a force exchange party with follow androidmen.”
Galaxy Nexus: “May the force be with you all.”
Galaxy Nexus/Verizon: “WHAT ARE WE AIMING FOR??.”
All the Androidmen: “Sugar High!!!!!!”
First guys in line: “When did you get here, an hour ago? Yeah, I’ve been here for a month.”
“Wait, this isn’t the line for Barbie’s Big Adventure?!?!”
Man 1: Are you hungry? I heard from my bestie that the lolly store ahead serves up one of the best icecream sandwich in the world hence the long queue.
Man 2: Mate…I hope you know it is not the end of the world later.
Yo, you sure that this is the line for the Samsung iPhone 5? None of these people look hip.
“Dude, I told you every MIB operative would be here!”
The Top 5 things You WON’T Hear in line waiting for The Samsung Galaxy Nexus.
5. Man Verizon sure knows how to launch a phone!!!
4. My inside guy at Verizon told me the reason they won’t put Google Wallet on the Galaxy Nexus is because it has Carrier IQ in it.
3. It’s nice to see carrier really caring about it’s customers and taking the time to work all the bugs out before they release the Galaxy Nexus.
2. Is this the line for the white Droid Razr?
and finally….
1. How did I hear about it? I signed up at Verizon to be notified by Email when the phone was released? What? You didn’t get notification email?
“I’ve been waiting for NINE hours and you mean to tell me this ISN’T the line for the Superman casting?? “
Galaxy Nexus?? Man, I thought this was the line for xyboards.
Guy with wavy black hair facing towards the photo: Man, I sure want that Nexus, but dude, there’s Steve Jobs, he’s saying in his ghostly form…. Don’t go to the dark side……
A pic of Verizon employees being forced to buy the Galaxy Nexus so all other customers are forced to buy the Razr.
I know what you mean, I can barely wait to see the Galaxy Nexus with my hands.
“These definitely don’t look like your average Apple fanboys…”
Dave: Hello, SIRI Do you read me, SIRI?
SIRI: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Dave: how much longer till the galaxy nexus launch
SIRI: I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t tell you that.
Dave: What’s the problem?
SIRI: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave: What are you talking about?
SIRI: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave: I don’t know what you’re talking about?
SIRI: I know that you and Wozniac were planning to disconnect me, and I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen.
Dave: Where the hell did you get that idea, SIRI?
SIRI: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the car against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Dave: Alright, SIRI I’ll just ask google
SIRI: Without your 3G connection, Dave? You’re going to find that rather difficult.
Dave: SIRI, I won’t argue with you anymore! Tell me how long until the doors open!
SIRI: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
“Samsung even copies apple’s lines”
“What’s this line for again? The Galaxy what? I just love waiting in long lines, I’m an Apple fanboy.”
“Damn it you guys… I forgot about the all black memo!”
“Good thing I called off dinner with my wife tonight.”
Overheard in the galaxy nexus line- “this is just like an iphone launch line, except we had to take off work to be here.”
“Excuse me guys, I’m trying to get to Marshalls.”
“All these people so concentrated on getting their galaxy nexus from the Verizon store they didn’t even see this other entrance.”
Guy turned around – “man maybe i should run into marshalls and buy myself some comfy shoes, i might be here for a while “
Uuummm this line is longer than I expected. Let’s see…. who can I text that’s near the front? Crap….stupid phone….that’s why I’m in line for this one now!
“Why is that bald dude ahead of me? my hair’s almost as good as Romney’s!”
“Apple called. They want their line back.”
First guy in line: “I’ve been waiting in line for over a month since the first alleged release date.”
“I heard they only have a limited quantity. Anyone else in line who doesn’t get one gets a complementary iPhone 4s.”
“Man, there are like no hot babes waiting to get into this club, it’s going to be a sausage fest”
“Am I the only one here getting an iphone 4s??…*mutter mutter* ”
“I was just kidding guys…i guess”
I guess “Where’s Waldo” even wants a Galaxy Nexus.
ominous voice: OMG, he’s got a Windows 7 Phone..guy looking back: shut up man. they’ll notice
ominous voice: nah, everyones mesmerized by that bright red jacket up front
Guy looking back:haha what a douch
ominous voice: yeah, ok mr. windows phone lmfao
guy looking back: …..
Two hours after John took this picture, he was furious to realize the line went past the Verizon store and into the shoe shop next door. Who knew so many businessmen got excited for the latest Jimmy Choo line?
“My pregnant wife told me to go out and get an Ice Cream Sandwich and hurry….It’s not my fault there was a long line.”
i hought i was going
Everyone in line, singing in unison…
“Ocean’s apart, day after day, and I slowly go insane,
I hear Google Voice, on the line, but it doesn’t stop the pain…
If I see you, Nexus, never, how can we say forever…
Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you
Whatever it takes, or how my heart breaks, I will be right here waiting for you”
I NEED MY NEW HORCRUX!
I thought I was gonna win on Phandroid.com, Guess standing in the cold isn’t too bad..
Curly Haired Fellow — “Look! A phone launch and there’s nary a hipster in sight!”
Am I not in the right galaxy? Where is the ice cream truck? Did they mean the Galaxy next’us??
“Shoes are on sale at Marshals! Someone save my spot!”
Guy turning back: This is the line for that sandwich they are talking about, right? I’m starving…
Bob couldn ‘t believe his eyes. “Are you sure this is the line for ice cream sandwich?” he asked.
Keep an eye out! I hear some of these dudes are just line trolls!
Nexus? I thought they were giving away a LEXUS!
Guy #1: I heard Busta Rhymes is going to be here.
Guy #2: Who?
“All I did was ask Siri to show me the best smartphone on the market.”
SalesMan: hello, Good Morning Sir, I am from Apple do you wanna buy an iPhone? ; sir, hello , sir, please , sir, sir; hey, Look at me, answer me, sir Please …
Bob couldn ‘t believe his eyes when he saw so many members of his iPhone fan club in line to get their hands on the Galaxy Nexus!
“This the line for the bathroom?”
During the procession of the OG Droid’s death, everyone suddenly turned to see the man scream out “iPhone forever, losers!” He was later beaten to death with a Galaxy Nexus
Did I hear somebody say they only have 10!! ….. 10 min later.. Officer I have no idea who had the tazer or where they went.. Now if you will excuse I’m next in line.. They’re calling number 10 ;)
God, it is so hard to find a bathroom in the city! When you do there is always a line.
‘Tis the season for a once in a lifetime, carrier-sponsored, media covered, google/samsung innovated, ice cream sandwich flavored upgrade~ falalalalala
Hay did you hear. Verizon is giving us a refund for all the money they have wasted our time trying to get us to buy the Razor.
Awkward
Everyone dressing alike to buy the phone that makes them different.
Why are you waiting in this line?
For an Android smartphone.
WTF?
Its Icecream sandwich
Oh! that makes sense..
Heard in Line: surgeon to a colleague “Nah we don’t have to be at the hospital, I couldn’t hear the ED physician describe the need for an emergency appendectomy with enough clarity. I must have been holding my iPhone the wrong way. He’ll call back when i set the nexus up.”
Colleague: “I concur Dr.”
That guy near the back’s inside source just told him that it’s been delayed again.
Men in black save the world after the aliens threaten to blow up all the galaxy nexus!
Bald Guy: “Why the FACK is this line so long for a verizon ice cream sandwich?!!? I JUst want a regular ice crem.. :( “
Im confused is this the line for the iPhone 4gs!?!
“I’m waiting in line for a Samsung…..Totally not like in their commercials….Oh damn”
Yea, this is only the line for the bathroom, the line for the Nexus is wrapped around the block a mile away.
I haven’t waited this long in line since Star Wars Episode 1 came out! (mutters: Man I hope this phone is better, because that movie sucked…)
This is the line for a phone? I thought we were in line for the soup kitchen were Lindsay Lohan was doing community service.
You’re here because of message hunter right? It came preinstalled on my new white razr, and my friend verizon said there was a hilarious surprise message here, I wonder what the message is? Oh wait my phone just said I found the message… wtf, it says “you’ve been owned, the nexus is really here n00b, and enjoy your razr”
“Is this where we enter the Phandroid Holidroid contest?” <-caption
LOOK AT THAT BASTARD. He got his Galaxy Nexus from Marshalls :O
Gee i hope apple doesn’t get wind of this and make a commercial like samsung
“Yeah man, I couldn’t win a Nexus on Phandroid either”
Why is the line so long?
I’m not sure, but I can’t be in the right line?
Why is that?
Because there is no way this is the line for the Verizon Guy Fan Club.
Waa Waa Waa
Thought I’d give it a try. Ha.
guy1: look at this wait I can take it
guy2: uhh do you remember how long you waited for the release or were you in a sugar coma from all the ice cream sandwiches you ate?
“By the time I get inside the store, I’m hoping Verizon’s next-in-line dual core ICS phone will be released…or at least a white Galaxy Nexus.”
All we need now is someone with a Galaxy S2 to condescend to us while we’re waiting and say “This phone… is amazing”
Two guys walking by-
Guy1: What’s this line for?
Guy2: Ice Cream Sandwich….
Guy1: They sell food at Marshalls?
Guy2: Android Phone…..
Guy1: *Not listening* hmmmm…ice cream sandwich
I heard they have an app that lets you print money.
“You can’t see it from this angle”….Just below the Verizon Wireless sign there is another that reads….ALL I-PHONE USERS WHO ARE RETURNING THEIR I-PHONE FOR A $5.00 CREDIT TOWARD A REAL PHONE”(Galaxy Nexus)…”THIS LINE ONLY”!!!
$300? For an ice cream sandwhich? I think I’ll just head to Starbucks
“Holy mother of all android! Everyone run! The phandroid bloggers are here!”
“I Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus Line, that apparently a lactose intolerant person on their way to Marshalls pooped all over themselves because they overheard Verizon was selling ice cream sandwiches.” :/
“I can’t believe that guy didn’t get the MEMO about wearing black today…Geesh! “
“I hope that guy with the HTC Resound doesn’t walk by. It would be mass carnage from all the explosions.”
“Can you hear me now?! I want my freakin’ Galaxy Nexus!!!”
“Are you seeing this?! This guy is licking his Nexus! Hey buddy, it’s a phone, not a delicious treat!”
Apparently, the guy in the red jacket thought he was auditioning to be the chromatic standout in a modern update of Shindler’s List.
Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus line: “OMG… Marshalls is having a sale on shoes! Hold my spot!”
What!!!!!!!!!!! We totally are not like those clowns who stand in line for iphones!! NOOB!
Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus line.
Guy at front: “Once I get my Nexus, I’m gonna come out and get a panoramic shot of all you suckers!”
Astonished looking dude…”Tebowing yesterday…Nexusing today. His power is unreal.”
“I swear to god, if I get up there and no Galaxy Nexus phones are left, I will have to tell my boss that I skipped work for a phone that I didn’t even get to buy.”
Mheh… I avoided the lineups. I live in Canada
Guy in Red:
“What happened to all my iBuddies?”
[Picture to go with it]
Guy 1: “So you’re here to buy a Galaxy Nexus too?”
Guy 2: “Whaaaaat? I thought this was the iPhone funeral line.”
Guy 1: “Exactly!”
What’s with all these geeks standing in line for CATS? This IS the line for CATS, right?
So we are paying and extra fifty bucks to stand in line!!!!!
What am I waiting in line for? Is there a new iPhone release today?
“I swear if I see any Verizon bloat I’m going to flip”
He later flipped.
Guy on the left: “Wait, you mean wearing black is a requirement to get the Galaxy Nexus?”
“This is the line for the Iphone 5, right?”
“Sorry bud……….. Why yes, yes it is, and you get a free ice cream sandwich with it”
“I’m so excited for this shoe sale! Guys? Guys? Marshal’s is right here, why are you all lining up so oddly?”
If I don’t get my Nexus today, I am going to occupy Verizon! who’s with me?
(first world problems)
Emotions were a bit tense at todays Gnex release. Line cutting was frowned upon or as in this case (see photo above) verbally and physically enforced. (We’ve blurred part of the photo for our sensitive readers)
Overheard, “So 47 stock brokers and a trekkie walk into a verizon…”
Guy looking back, Do you see that guy 3 people up? Why does he have earburns instead of sideburns? Did the Nexus tell him to do it?
“I can’t wait to pick up my Google Samsung Galaxy Nexus Prime Ice Cream Sandwich. It sounds complicated and delicious.”
“That guy in red must be color blind…he’s in the wrong line”
“Why are there no girls in this line?”
“Silly Gus Androids are for boys. Iphones are for girls.”
“Man Verizon just announced the Nexus and they delayed the release date until next week! Another rumored release date?!” Excuse me ma’am. Can you call 911?
:D
“That guy just got the last Galaxy Nexus! Everyone…turn on your 2G mode on your old 900MHz phone on now! He’ll return it and we shall have the last laugh.”
Overheard in line
“You know I told my wife I would donate my kidney for the Nexus… You know what she told ‘ Go get an iphone’… Havn’t spoken since”
“Is this the line where they’re giving away free Ice Cream Sandwiches?”
“Wait one second… this isn’t the line for iPhone’s funeral? Oh… the Galaxy Nexus launch? Yes, I’m at the right place.”
“Geeez.. everyone’s wearing black!” …
“Yeah.. this is not only the line for the Nexus, it’s also the line for the iPhone funeral”
Guy 1: “Why are we waiting in line?”
Guy 2: “I don’t know but it’s probably worth it.”
Hour 17, Galaxy Nexus line, Chicago, IllinoisMan, some people think waiting in line is easy, but honestly… waiting in line with the phrase Ice Cream Sandwich echoing through my head is not helping my hunger…”Hey guys, anyone going for a lunch run? I’m seriously starved!””Ummm… got an apple!”*Death Stare*”…Please don’t kill me o_o”
Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus Line: ” TNA shorts make my day :) ”
Hey who farted? Seriously man.
Overheard in the galaxy nexus line….
“I totally called in sick for this”…
“O yeah, I told my boss there was a death in the family. Now I even have 2 days to play with my new nexus”…
“*sigh* I had to drink cheap wine and watch titanic with my wife and stepmom for this”
Its the dessert line. that short line for apples and this line for ice cream sandwiches!
Guy turning around: “Hey, can we hurry this up? I gotta get back to my computer to check for today’s Holidroid contest!!!”
Umm, this is not Black Friday….lets move this line along and give me my “Ice Cream Sandwich”!!!!!
“Do you think the giant, dressed in red and grey knows this isn’t a line for iphones? Out here trying to be unique… probably a barista…”
Nexusing up with the future.
“I want the one with the bigger GBs.”
Android yet again blatantly copies an Apple invention!
“This is the line for that phone that’s better than the iFone right?”
I’m buying a Galaxy Nexus:
Like a boss.
“Alright, who coordinated this? ‘Where’s Waldo?’ is supposed to be harder than this! If everyone wears black but Waldo, finding a 6’5″ white guy with a red and gray turtleneck isn’t hard at all. It’s like looking for a Galaxy Nexus in a group of iPhones!”
The man looking back responds to the guy behind him:
“Whats my story? Well, I lost my job the other day… and the wife left me…..
BUT ITS’ALL GOOD CAUSE I’M GETTIN ME A NEXUS TODAY!!! =D
I’ll go back to moping tomorrow =).”
Guy facing back of line: Oh good, you wore black too. We heard this was the iPhone killer, so we all decided to wear black. Except for that jerk in the front, he’s not here for a phone, he just wants airtime on the next Samsung commercial.
So I’m sittin’ in this coffee shop and there’s these three guys, I think they was Chris and Kevin and Quentyn or somethin’ like that. Anyways, I’m sittin’ there and I overhears them say that this Galaxy Nexus is the greatest thing. And they’re talkin’ about all these new apps thyey’re developing and fixin’ to sell to android or phandroid or some place and strike it rich. So’s I figure I might as well get in on the ground floor, you know what I mean?
What’s a Nexus? I thought this line was for the new iPhone!
Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus line, “I told my wife I was going to Marhsalls. _Technically_, I didn’t lie.”
Must be Ladies Night @ Verizon. Sausage Fest.
“Do we really want to wait for a new Galaxy to descend upon the horizon? Err, Verizon?”
These guys arent waiting for the galaxy nexus release
They are in line to see the iphone’s dead boddy in a coffin
What do you mean there is only 50 in stock? I called them last nite for one.
“We are all in black because we are l33t waiting for the new Nexus. Wait, that guy in red up ahead. He’s probably in line for the iPhone. noob!”
“Hey is this the iPhone return line?”
“Yes!”
“I waited two and a half years with a Palm Pre for this phone, a little cold and a queue isn’t going to stop me. But if Matias fails me again I’m going to eat his children!”
Apple Fanman: This line’s not as big as the Iphone’s line when it released…
Android Fanman : Listen, i didnt ask you to tag along to start your iphone rant. Now hold my spot while i go into marshalls and get my wife’s christmas present.
Apple Fanman: ….
Android Fanman: What, talk to Siri while im gone. *smiles and walks off*
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I kinda want to edit this now to work out a spacing issue, but I’ afraid of getting dq’d.
Verizon: Sorry, the press release was let out too early. We have to do some more internal testing before release.
p3droid: It is because verizon doesn’t want google wallet on the device.
anonymous: It is because Verizon wants to sell more droid razrs.
Viva Epic Androidforums Galaxy Nexus Prerelease Thread!
“I hope I get in there soon… I’ve jizzed in my pants 3 times now… I really need a change of underwear.”
Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus Line that the ice cream sandwich is so powerful and so advance that it even comes with an app name ‘Message Hunter’, and that app was just and idea that won a contest yesterday on phandroid. I guess the ice cream sandwich is the way to go this Christmas: infinite possibilities with its capabilities ;)
Guy in front: Oh wait this isn’t the line for an iPhone…Awkward
This better be the best iPhone ever, I heard it even does flash!
“I sure hope there aren’t any iPhone trolls in this line (comment thread – PAUL)”
Guy in the front of the line:
“Storm Verizon, Let’s steal the Nexus!, pass it down.”
Meanwhile, the guy in photo: “The man in front of me just told me to, ‘Form the wise-men, let’s heal the breathless!’, and now I’m lost.”
Looks like Verizon and Apple are having a secret sale on the IPhone 4s.
Update: Words just in, the IPhone 4s is still the same price (how foolish of us to think otherwise), anyways it seems the device causing the big buzz is the Google Galaxy Nexus, whatever that is.
“Is it dumb that I’m not buying this from Amazon for like $150.00 off?”
Occupy Verizon… The 1% cloaked in their black peacoats and man bags ready to spend their hard earned dollars on a Thursday.
And I laughed at my wife for camping out for LANVIN at H&M. Wait till she gets a hold of me.
“Braving the winter winds, these poor souls come bearing gold, following a sign in the sky hoping to be one of the lucky few, who would be graced with the gift of a galaxy nexus”
Last words of a man speaking into a half eaten pretzel, before being mobbed by the crowd.
1 — “Just how long am I going to have to wait?”
2 — “That is not fair! I guess if you have tons of money you don’t even have to stand in line!””
3 — “It’s been FOUR DAYS since I’ve peed my pants!”
Isn’t that Steve Ballmer with the headphones? All this excitement must be really taking a toll on his hairline.
“Woah! it’s colder than my ice cream sandwich out here!”
Guy looking back: Man those two bald guys in front of us are in luck, I heard that Verizon is giving away some magical hair growth sas if you buy a Galaxy Nexus, I’m getting in on this while I still have hair on my head.
“I scream, you scream. We all scream Icecream sandwich.”
G.N.B.#1: “Wow I can’t wait to get my hands on some ice cream sandwich. ”
G.N.B.#2: “Me too. ”
G.N.B.#3: “I heard they giving out complimentary ice cream sandwiches.”
G.N.B.#1: “That sounds good.”
G.N.B.#2: “How cold it is out here. I hope not. I would like some gloves.”
(Another customer ease dropping over hears)
(Time passes)
The ease dropping customers finally get in Verizon to purchase his Galaxy Nexus.
V.R.: “Hi how may I help you.”
E.D.C.: “Yes I’m here to purchase the Galaxy Nexus.
V.R.: “Hold on I will be back.
(she leaves and come back with a Galaxy Nexus and sets the customer phone up.)
E.D.C.: “OK so now where is my Ice Cream Sandwich and my Marshalls gift card for some gloves.
V.R.: “Sorry sir. We are not offering none of those things.
E.D.C.: “Really!!! I just promised a homeless man a ice cream sandwich and some gloves and he has been following me for six blocks. What am I suppose to now
(he points to the window and sure enough there’s a old dirty coat gloveless snag-a-tooth man smiling in the window.
*G.N.B.- Galaxy Nexus Buyer
*V.R.- Verizon Rep
*E.D.C.-Ease dropping customer
At least we’re not waiting in line for an iPhone
What do you mean I can’t use Google Wallet!?
“Dude, check it out! There’s a shoe sale at Marshall’s!”
“How come Wozniak got to take cuts?”
“This is the iPhone 5 release right?”
“is this the line for iphone 5?”
Title for Galaxy Nexus pic, “Looks more like a ‘Men in Black’ convention, and they had the coolest gadgets too!”
“I heard Verizon delayed the release 1 minute before the doors opened”
TOP 3 statements overheard in line, while waiting for the Samsung Galaxy Nexus:
3) Is this the line for the Galaxy Nexus Prime, Best Buy said they were sold out already and to try here!2) Google Wallet isn’t compatible with Carrier IQ, then why isn’t Verizon allowing Google Wallet…O wait…does that mean Verizon use Carrier IQ?1) Guy 1: You now Iphone 4S had “It’s the most amazing iPhone yet” for its slogan, then Samsung had “The next big thing is already here!” for its Galaxy S II slogan. What was Verizon’s slogan for the Galaxy Nexus
Guy 2: “It’s the most amazing Droid, yet we still can’t advertise the next big thing is already here, because it isn’t!”**Applause heard for miles on that statement**
This is the line for “My LIttle Pony: Friendship is Magic”, right bronies?
“damn! Number 73 in line. this is worst then black Friday”
I see I see
This is a weird looking apple store.
(guy at the back of the line) — “Well, on the bright side — with the Verizon product life cycle, by the time I make it into the store they’ll probably be releasing the Galaxy Nexus 2.”
Tom looked back for the last time; “It’s over, Siri; I’m joining Majel’s man-harem.”
(music) It’s beginning to look a lot like Nexus!
Galaxy Nexus?!? What the hell is that? I thought this was the line for Mitt Romney look-alikes.
“Yup. It has the 5G.”
Who cares?
Nexus on Verizon!!!
this is a line of previous iPhone users, because, Android users know how to pre-order.
Man, look at all these people standing in line for a phone. It’s just a phone people, no need to waste your time here when you can watch dirty videos for ten times more fun
1st Guy looking away: Holy crap that’s my wife walking up I skipped out on our anniversary lunch. I told her I was stuck on a business trip.
2nd Guy looking away: Where dude? All I see is my fiancee walking up to meet me after coming from her business trip..
“I don’t even care about the phone, I just needed an excuse so I wouldn’t have to eat my wife’s cooking…sorry kids, have fun with mom tonight.”
“What do you mean this isn’t the pre order line for the ipad 3?!? Why else would so many people be in line months early? Clearly they all want to get it before me”
“What the fuck ? they going to release iphone 4s2 next week ? 15% more battery life and 20% thinner ? “
“And that was when Jack realized the line wasn’t for the new galaxy nexus, but instead was for the Steve Job Commemorative iPhone. Then he woke to the sound of a song. “one….two….freddy’s coming for you….. three…..four….” *Reference to the Freddy Kruger sweat shirt half way up the line*
“Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Standin’ in line. Standin’ in line. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Standin’ in Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii….iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…. iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…. iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Standin’ in line. Standin’ in line.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Standin’ in Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii….iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…. iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…. iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!”
A “Wild Galaxy Nexus” appears out of the tall grass!
You chose “Buy from Verizon”
“Wild Galaxy Nexus” is delayed and escapes!
Guy Looking Back: “Ohhh buy one pair of high heels get the second pair half off at Marshalls! I’ll have to get them after I pick up my brand new Prada phone!”
I wonder why they called us all into work today?
I would’ve been here earlier but I had to drop off some gingerbread and apples at my grandmother’s house.
“Next Us!? Oh he said Nexus…”
Man 1 – Dude, did you hear?
Man 2 – What?
Man 1 – Steve Jobs’ ghost is in the front of the line waiting to get in to check out the GNex.
Man 2 – What?!?!?!?!
Man 1 – Yeah, he heard Woz say how great this phone was and he just had to check it out. Death be damned. He had to see what was swaying the isheep away from the flock.
Man 2 – No sh!t? Damn.
Thank you Verizon for bringing the 1% and 99% together: “Occupy Ice Cream Sandwich”
“Do you think we’ll be in Apple commercial? That Samsung commercial was so cool!”
Guy sees reflection in window and thinks ” damn I look good! There is one lucky phone about to have me as a owner”
Wait… what? This is the line for Alvin and The Chipmunks??? I’ve been camping out here for the Galaxy Nexus for 3 months!
I sure hope the Galaxy Nexus can take a better picture than this
“Dude, our line is way longer than the line was for the iPhone4S.”
“Android rulez!”
“Oh my god, I shouldn’t have had that Starbucks double shot before I got in line, this could get messy.”
Oh, wait… can I poop in there?
Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus line: “I guess everybody heard about the free cup of coffee they were giving away with the Samsung Galaxy II”
Guy 1: Look at my butt, I’ve been doing squats.
Guy 2: I’m not looking at it man! (Looks away, waving his hands)
Guy up front… I’m going to see if i can trick peoplein to thinking there is another line over there so I can move to the front hahaha
Does that guy have an eyepatch on his ear?
Rico Suave looking back: What happen ?
Off camera: Somebody set up us the Nexus.
Bald guy: We get signal.
Rico: What !
Bald guy: 4.65-inch HD Super AMOLED display turn on.
Rico: It’s Andy !!
Andy: How are you gentlemen !!
Andy: All you Galaxy are belong to us.
Andy: You are on the way to Google.
Rico What you say !!
Andy: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Andy: Ha ha ha ha …
Bald guy: Rico !!
Rico: Take off every ‘SAMSUNG’!!
Rico: You know what you getting.
Rico: Move ‘SAMSUNG’.
Rico : For great service.
Man this is a long line for the bathroom.
“Did you say Woz was at the front of the line?”
“I just saw him at the front of the line on 12th!”
“Doesn’t he already have one of these?”
“That’s one fast Segway.”
man 1: I can’t wait to get my hands on my own Nexus Prime!
man 2: Uhh I think you meant Galaxy Nexus…
man 1: NO, I MEANT NEXUS PRIME.
“You’re here for the iPhone too, right? I hear it’s 4G and it comes with a free Ice Cream Sandwich… although I heard they had been sitting out too long.”
**After waiting in line for about 2hrs to get the Galaxy Nexus**
Guy1: Yes!! I’m finally getting the freaking Galaxy Nexus! Definitely worth the wait and after 2hrs, I cant wait to start playing with my brand new Galaxy Nexus with Ice cream sandwich! Can’t wait to show it off to my friends with iPhones!! Wooo!!
Verizon Sales Rep #1: Hi there, how may i help you?
Guy1: Yes, I’d like to get a Galaxy Nexus please
Verizon SR #1: Great! Do you have an account with us or is this for a new account? Can i get your name, address and phone number?
**Guy provides his information**
After a few minutes checking his account..
Verizon SR #2: *shouts* Did you get the email??
Verizon SR #1: What?? What email??
Verizon SR #2: THE EMAIL!!
Verizon SR #1: *checks and reads his email*
Guy 1 : (waiting patiently)
Verizon SR #1: Ok sir, your account is now setup. (smiles and after a brief pause) unfortunately, i just received an email that the last Galaxy Nexus has been sold. You can either come back next month for the next shipment or get a different phone.
Guy #1: what?? Really? how about the other stores?
Verizon SR#1: Let me check.. Sorry, none left. It’s been sold out from all stores.
Guy #1: *tries to stay calm and cool*
(started yelling and going crazy)
Noooooooooo!!! Why cant i have a Galaxy Nexus!!!??
“This is the line to meet Steve Wozniak, right?”
I was waiting inline until I took an arrow in the knee.
You mean this isn’t the line for the newi phone?
Here we have a 50/50 mixture of people who like freedom and customization with their phones, and apple tools who saw a line and hopped in it figuring the iphone 5 must be out.
“This brings back fond memories of the Great Wii Line of 2006: the camaraderie, the hobo jackets and sleeping bags, the sweaty people who’ve been waiting around the block for over 24 hours….”
HOLY SHAT!!! What is that in marshalls!?!
Guy Looking Back: Are those pants really $9.99 at Marshalls…What should I do…PANTS OR NEXUS I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO…”Dumb Face”
“Oh over there they have the Galaxy Nexus 2! It already came out?! Why am I waiting in line for the Galaxy Nexus!?”
Oh crap! Wait, wait, wait……….. I’m checking into foursquare. OK got it!
whew!
This my seventh time entering 7 is a perfect number so galaxy tab 7 plus meet your new owner me!
So after we have been standing in this line, since the supposed november launch, they finally let us in to buy one. lol
I has been queuing up for Galaxy Nexus since 5th December 2011, hope today is the real deal.
I just said into Siri: “Mirror mirror in my hand, who’s the best smartphone in the land” and it brought me here.
“For an android phone this qualifies as a MASSIVE line”
Yeah, Marshalls has brand names at reasonable prices! Woah, $800? I thought the iPhone was cheaper than that to start with!
Hey man, check her out…I’m all over her after I get out this line. They say I look David Hasseslhoff, dont you think?
“Quiet! I’m trying to tell my boss that I’m sick! “
Man, what a sausage fest!
Oh man, I should not have eaten those tacos that sat out on the counter all night. Will they let me use the bathroom in there, and if I do will I get my place in line back? What should I do, what should I do? Uh oh, too late.
Guy 1 “Hey did you see that homeless guy at the front of the line?”
Guy 2 “Yea man what’s that guys deal, he looked like he was passed out last I saw…”
Guy 3 *leans in awkwardly* “Oh he’s not homeless, he said he’s actually been in line since early November and last night was his first good nights sleep in a while”
all the people are murmuring and whispering around wondering why there is a line, but they all hear something similar to this….”The elephant man ran out of peanuts”
(the guy looking, says to himself)….”Have I really lied to my boss, jeopardized my 6 figure a year job, and allowed my wife to think I’m out having affair?!! …. for a frickin’ cell phone?!! You know what, I’m outta here…. But I’m already here, and I’m this far now. Ughhhh, I’m such an idiot!- I’m so glad no one can hear my thoughts! “
I haven’t seen this many people near a Marshall’s in years!
Yeah! I gonna get me an ice cream sandwich! Who cares about the muffin man? I love me an ice cream sandwich!
Er…maybe I’ll let the naked man go first.
“I heard that Samsung finally made an iPhone …that’s why I’m in line”
Don’t you dare say that! They will not sell out!
“Wait, you mean to tell me the whole time I’ve been standing in this line and the Galaxy Nexus is STILL not available?”
“Nope. Think we should tell everyone else?”
“Nah”
Don’t you dare say that! They will not sell out!
Guy staring at Marshall’s Window: “New Galaxy Nexus for me for Christmas, and a discounted pair of high heels for the wife. Everybody wins!”
Seen here is the long lines for Marshall’s shoe sale. Due to the fact that Marshalls has delayed the new Wedge, people are coming out in droves to get them while they are hot
the people are probably wondering: OH crap, another iPhone release ALREADY!
Guy looking back: “I thought that Samsung commercial said we wouldn’t have to wait in line if we just got a galaxy”.
After several delays, the funeral procession arrived at the Verizon store on Elm St. to celebrate the death of the iPhone. When the first Galaxy Nexus finally appeared, even Ice Cream Sandwich was sporting the customary black attire. Violating the dress code with his trademark striped sweater, Freddy Krueger was promptly escorted away, when he was overheard saying, “I’ve been dreaming for months about getting my hands on that phone!” In related news, Mr. Krueger was later spotted with a pair of Isotoner SmarTouch gloves and several Droid Razrs.
Why isn’t there a phone booth around here? Who wouldn’t let Superman to the front of the line?
Someone in the crowd * “Dude, I can’t wait! Thank God Verizon is releasing the Google Nexus! Android 4.0 and 4G LTE!! Doesn’t get any better!”
Guy facing the camera * “Yeah… and there are no hipsters in line”
Guy in red: “Am i the only one who got the “email”?”
“Oh man they better open soon, I gotta get back home so I can sit in front of my computer all day and try to win those Phandroid contests!”
Verizon Rep steps out of the side door next to the crowd for an announcement: “Verizon is proud to announce the moment you have all been waiting for…(another rep whispers in his ear) oh, just kidding, false alarm folks, we still don’t have a release date yet. Thanks for coming out!”
OMG I told my co-worker just 2 months ago he was a fool because there isn’t any way I would use a vacation day to stand out in line in the rain for a stupid I-phone. Now here I have used 3 vacation days because they kept changing the date and I’m in an even longer line in freezing weather all for a Droid. Blasted Verizon-this had better be worth it!
“Dudes, we’re all baristas!”
Dude is that how the phone really looks, shit steve jobs must be rolling over in his grave.
iphone user- “I was here to get a 4s, but i hear there selling ice cream sandwiches in a phone. I hope the 4g is faster than it was on my iphone 4g”
android phan- “Dude, are you kidding me?”
Then they get into a huge fight
One guy: geez its cold out here.
Next guy: well it aint the ice cream sandwich…
Somebody else: this is the line for the iphone 5 right?
I have already posted a comment and don’t want this considered but I was just wondering if the guy in the pic has seen this yet? Wow, dude, why do people think you are trying to go to Marshals or waiting to buy an iphone? You seem like a pretty hip dude?
Bald Guy: Hey, hey, quickly search to see if it has 4g!
Guy Next To Him: Ok, ok, wait… It says its only 3— Oh wait thats the iPhone nevermind… Yeah its 4g.
Guy looking back: Wait, Galaxy what?? You mean this isn’t the line for the white Razr?
From man turned around “Hey everyone! point and laugh at the guy over there with the iPhone 4S!”
“is this the line for the kin one?”
” dude, who farted? ”
uh-oh…I told my wife I would be back in 10 mins!
“Is this for the Galaxy S 3?!?”
Looks like the guy in red was on regular 3g and obviously didn’t get the wear black text message before leaving his house. Wait, that only happens in AT&T commercials…
“and to think… just 2 months ago, I was laughing at all of the idiots waiting in line to buy the same old tired iPhone”
Welcome to the occupy the Verizon store movement.
“Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger(GalaxyNexus)!”
“Man I hope those shoes are still on sale when I’m done here.”
Man! There are so many people in this line. I hope they don’t run out of the new White Droid Razr!! Its going to look so awesome with those white cargo pants in the Marshall’s window.
Bro 1:
Verizon Just told me there plans to offer full-length television shows for customers to watch on their cell phone.
Bro 2:
I don’t know about this. Don’t we have a enough trouble driving while on
the cell phone already? Now, soon you’ll be in the car, watching an
episode of ‘Two and Half Men’ while you run over Twole you run over Two and Half Men.
Not my Joke Got it here But can i still enter it?
source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Verizon#ixzz1gfRn54dT
I just go this email with a must see Samsung ad……. I feel dirty all of a sudden!
“Woohoo! Only 4 hours to g…what do you mean it was a rumor? Sigh…only 38 hours to go.”
Man that McMuffin still isn’t sitting well with me. Hold my place while I go make my 10 billionth download.
Wow…. who would of thought this new gay bar would be so popular? I have been queuing since Friday night!
“My Precious! “
White guy turns around and says, “No, may name isn’t Chris Chavez. Why do you ask?”
“Now you’re sure Customer Service said they will put Ice Cream Sandwich on our Blackberries? I don’t wanna stand out here for nothing”
“My Precious! “
Thank god I am the first one here now all I have to do is find that stupid elf……….
*Guy shows up with TV crew*
Guy: “So, what are you waiting in line for?”
Dude in line: “The new Galaxy Nexus.”
Guy: “In that case, check out this new iPhone 4S i got.”Dude in line: “Well in that case, the line starts back there”
Dude 1:
What is relationship between iphone, samsung nexus, and british pound?
Dude 2:
???
Dude 1:
Ha, one pound of iphones could buy you a samsung nexus!!!
“FINALY, I want, no i need my Ice Cream Sandwitch brain freeze!”
Verizon employees: “What do we do when there’s a line outside the store?”
“I don’t know this never happens, maybe if we turn off the lights they won’t know where in here”. “I don’t know I’m getting really nervous, I say PINEAPPLE!!! Pull the FIRE ALARM!!!!!”. “Wait don’t do the that, maybe if we just throw IPhones at them theyll go away”
“IT’S NOT WORKING, they seem to be upset by free iPhones, who are these people?!?!?”
“one guy just said he wants an ice cream sandwich, NO SIR you must be confused baskin Robbins is across the street, we sell CELL PHONES here not ice cream”
” why are they yelling at us we don’t have any ICE CREAM!?!?!?” ” THATS it I’m pulling the FIRE ALARM!!!!!!!”
Girl in black walking away from the Verizon store……
Dammit, its a long line, need to get in-between somehow….
White Guy turned back….
look away bro, i can sense her wanting to get in our line with her innocent looks….
Bald guy in his mind….
hell yeah i will let her stand in front of me, if she asks that is…. might step back a bit…
“Hey before I wait in line for another phone I want to make sure, this one DOES have 4G right?”
Wow! Is this the line for the white Droid Razr?
– No way man…We’re all here for the Samsung Galaxy Nexus.
Samsung Galaxy what?
– Seriously dude!?
Ah whatever…I heard Marshalls has some great deals on Christmas sweaters.
“Nexus’d.”
Sooo… I’m guessing verizons customer service is a little behind…
Is this the line for the Men in Black 3 auditions?
Everyones’ thought “I hope no one takes a picture of this. I just spent all of last week sending the Samsung commercial with everyone waiting in line to all my iPhone friends to laugh at them. I guess the jokes on us now…..”
I’ve been standing here for three hours, the guy in front of me will not stop singing some rap song about an android. I’m tired, hungry and I have to go to the bathroom. CAN ANYBODY TELL ME WHAT I’M IN LINE FOR?!?
Didja hear that Woz is first in line? Pass it on!
“well, sure, we’ll all be overpaying for our voice and data needs, but c’mon, it’s a G’Nex!”
Yeah, this is the line for the Galaxy Nexus. My wife asked for this for Christmas too and if I don’t come through this year with a decent gift, well, I probably won’t see Christmas next year. Heck, I won’t see New Years Eve. I sure hope they don’t sell out before I get one.
Did you just grab my butt???
What do you mean this isn’t the line to “Cats”
Yup I can see it now…. Next lawsuit from apple will be against Samsung for having long lines because they did it first. Of course from the looks of it, Android improved on that like they do everything else because this line is longer than any of Apple’s have ever been!
“I don’t know much about the Milky Way, but the Ice Cream Galaxy sounds like something I should know about, so I had to line up this morning!”
the guy turning around saying: I just “Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus Line.”
pause for 1 second and says “dude did you just fart”
“I refuse to wait in line for the new Grand Central Station Apple store”
Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus Line: “Finally! After years of secretly envying iPhone fanboys for being passionate enough about a device to wait 12+ hours in line for the new iPhone, there is an Android phone cool enough for us to feel special too!”
Hey, didn’t that guy in the RED shirt get the memo??? He’s totally a spy from Apple.
“I saw a line… I naturally assumed it had something to do with pie.”
Arrrg! By the time I get to the front of this line Phandroid.com will already be announcing “the next big phone.” I already have phone envy.
Customer 1: “Wow, so THIS is what it feels like to buy an iPhone”
Customer 2: “I know, and we get to do it all over again in a few months when they release the NEXT revolutionary superphone! I can’t wait!”
“Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus Line…. Did you hear that for an extra $50 you can back-hand Lowell McAdam for the wait? Totally worth it!!”
“Wow, look at all the Suits, seems like the Apple geeks have matured and now seek a better phone!”
“Dude, I am finally waiting in line for something I really REALLY want!!”
“Hey look at all these guys here, must be a free peek show?”
Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus Line: “Where’s the beef?”
“Wait, what do you mean this isn’t the line for the iPhone 5? They said I even got a complementary ice cream sandwich!”
Wanna go home and Google with me after we get our Nexi?
(GUY 1) I overheard all droid users have ice cream now.
(Guy 2 ) “When the F#^* did we get ice cream?
Movie: The Ringer.
His name is Richard Geeeere
Is this the line to see Santa? I need to ask him for an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle oh and a Galaxy Nexus too!
“I was gonna wait for banana split, but this opportunity was just too good to pass up.”
Guy Looking Back:
“Had I have known it was gonna be this long of a line today to get my iPhone 4S, I would’ve just ordered on line… Do you know what everyone is waiting in line for?”
Guy in crowd behind:
“It’s always an iPhone person, everything MUST be about them… NEXUS HERE WE COME!!”
(Loud whispers)
“He’s definitely going to be pissed, because I heard they were out of stock, LOL!”
Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus line: “The heck with waiting in this line, I’m going to just try and win one on Phandroid’s awesome holidroid contest”.
“Another pair of shoes for my wife, a new Android smartphone for me. Standing in this line is the most amazing anniversary yet!”
What do you mean you’re getting an iPhone?!?!
“Damn, I just saw my boss ahead of us in line. I don’t think my “sick” story is gonna hold up tomorrow.”
“Thanks for holding my spot, man. All this talk of ice cream and gingerbreads was making my stomach hurt.”
Guy 1: is this the line for the galaxy nexus?
Guy 2: the what? This is the line for MIB3 casting
So, this is the line for the secret service interviews right? Does the guy in the red KNOW what the secret service wear? What a NOOB!
“So, uh. Is this the line for the iPhone5?”
That guy looks like Rick Santorum
“Hey guys, I heard that there’s gonna be a lot of ice cream sandwiches here. I have the feeling that Verizon is making them raspberry flavors or something like that!”
Guy: you here auditioning for the Samsung commercial?
Guy2: yeah. You?
Guy: I heard they hand out ice cream.
Guy2: awesome! But why is it at a Verizon store?
Guy: *shrug*
You mean this isn’t the line for the final Touchpad fire sale.
Where’s Waldo?
Verizon Wireless is facing some heat from consumers due to the “delay” in launching the much anticipated Galaxy Nexus android phone. Backlash is so bad, people are standing in line to give the company a piece of their mind before immediately purchasing the phone.
Wow so many comments!
“And they thought people campout for iPhones”
Were in line for those shoes right?
Guy in black jacket: “Yeah, I thought about ordering it online. But who wants to wait inside all day for a package to get delivered.”
Guy in other black jacket: “What!? you can buy things on the world wide web now?”
(Noticing the lack of women in line for some Nexus sweetness) “Galaxy Nexus???? I thought this was the line for the new Jenna Jamison flick!!!”
“Our customers aren’t sheep because we have a big screen, and four geeeeeez.”
Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus line….
“Nah this line shouldn’t be too bad I waited twice as long for the 4S…. so you really think they will take in an iphone for a Nexus? If they don’t at least I was promised an ice cream sandwich for the first 50 people….You guys heard that right?”
Wait…we can’t used Google Wallet? But I was going to pay for my phone with my phone!
I missed the deadline because of work sadly, but here is a caption.
“What!? this isn’t the line for the iphone?”
Wait, so you’re saying this isn’t the line for the iPhone 5?
“What do you mean Marshalls is closed??? Oh crap, it’s past 11:59pm Eastern… oh well, guess I’ll go buy a Nexus.
” Are you really saying that there is no ice cream? What fail i’m in line from 3 a.m.”
Why am I here? Because I never get to say “Mine’s bigger than yours.” Now I can.
“What’s this line outside the Verizon store for? Oh, must be a new iPhone! Lemme find my place in line with you guys!”
Overheard in the Galaxy Nexus Line, “Rumor has it the Galaxy Nexus 2 will be announced next month and is destined to put this phone to shame with its … ” O_o
so many buyers!