Conan O’Brien says screw the Kindle Fire — the $5 Amazon Wendell is where it’s at [VIDEO]

The Amazon Kindle Fire will be a very hot holiday item coming in at $159, but Conan O’Brien says Amazon could be coming out with something even more affordable — the Amazon Wendell. A fat, sweaty guy will be at your service to read your novels, roleplay your games, and more.

For an extra $5 you might even get what you didn’t bargain for, but depending on who you are and what you like you may or may not like the added… erm… “performance enhancements” Amazon will add. You can only know what I’m talking about by watching the hilarious video above.

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  • Chris Chavez

    *pulls out $10*

    • Michael Thompson

      It IS Friday night…

  • RA W II

    tempting ;)

  • ari_free

    But does he come with HDMI?

    • Chris Chavez

      Gotta have a microSD slot and a removable battery, or I wont even CONSIDER IT. Sorry, Wendell O_o

      • ari_free

        Actually he does but I’d rather not say where

      • Marsg

        he doesn’t run on a battery’s he runs on hamburgers and french fries, hes the U.S LTE model

        • JeremieCote

          Haha well played!

  • Jody Schoolcraft

    damn, already SOLD OUT…


    Yes, but will it run Crysis?

    • ari_free

      Imagine a beowulf cluster…


        Of Wendells? LOL

  • PhilNelwyn

    Not Amazon related, but this one’s good too:

  • Guest

    Conan is trash, none of his content is funny. George was funnier.

    • Michael Thompson

      (Conan, not you.)

  • Michael Thompson