Google and Samsung get a head start on April Fools with Chrome selfies and a meat cleaver phone


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Have you looked at your calendar today? If not, let me tell you what day it is: March 31st. You know what that means? Tomorrow is April 1st, the infamous April Fools day. That means companies are about to flood the internet with jokes, press releases about fake products and other cheeky shenanigans.

There’s just one problem this year: some companies can’t help but to get started a day early. Google has already unleashed a few of their own, the most cool of which is an interactive new Google Maps feature that turns your local area map into a game of Pacman. You can actually play it right now by clicking here, if you want (or stroll into the Google Maps for Android app).

google maps pacman

It’s not a joke, per se, but it’s a cool and fun little quirk that Google likely tossed in to celebrate the goofiness of tomorrow’s pseudo-holiday. It’s also a great way to promote the real-world augmented reality counterpart being featured in the latest Ingress update.

It doesn’t stop there for them. They’ve sneakily baked a feature into the latest version of Google Chrome that will enable a new “Chrome Selfie” feature once the calendar turns.

Phandroid chrome selfie

Steve is blown away by that dreamy Samsung user interface concept! The idea is that you take a selfie with your reaction of whatever site you’re viewing, and you can send a shot of that selfie and website off to your friends to view. It’s the one killer feature we’ve always been waiting for! Not. You can give it a try right now by changing the timezone on your calendar to GMT +10.

It isn’t just Google’s US arm having a good time, either. Those in Japan have already gotten their fun in, with Google Japan teasing a new “hornpipe” input feature that allows you to input text in Japanese without having to type or even speak anything. Just blow!

And then there’s Samsung, whose Samsung Galaxy Blade Edge smartphone promises to serve dual purpose as a butcher’s knife. It’ll feature built-in thermometer styli, a fold-up handle for easy conversion and, you guessed it, a fire proof display.

samsung galaxy blade edge joke

Oh, and food porn. Finally, we’re able to record our meat chopping experience from the perspective of the destructive tool that makes it all happen, and then easily take a photo of the finished product afterward!

Sad to say it, folks, but this is only the beginning. The Next 24-48 hours will spawn an even greater number of jokes. Some will be funny. Some will even make us wish they were actual ideas and products. And then there will be the bunch that will outright make us cry, cringe and wish this day never existed, all the while actual announcements have to be questioned for their legitimacy in a sea of ridiculous satire. This is April Fools. Prepare yourselves.

Quentyn Kennemer
The "Google Phone" sounded too awesome to pass up, so I bought a G1. The rest is history. And yes, I know my name isn't Wilson.

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  1. LMAO, party horn keyboard! haha

  2. Obviously, everything in the future will have a screen, including your cutlery.

  3. I can’t seem to get the game to show up… Can some one help?

  4. You should realize that United States is not the world. It’s already April 1 on other countries.

    1. I know that. This post was actually written while it was still March 31st everywhere, FYI. But thanks for the kind reminder.

      1. Please adjust your time machine.

        1. Happy April Fool’s! – coming from Japan timezone.

          1. My comment was about the ‘April 31st’, I’m well aware that when it is April 1st in most of the world the US is firmly stuck in the past.

      2. April 31st? :p

        Intentional or not, that was genius. :D

    2. Did you not read the article? He mentioned it a couple of times.

  5. Ingress has also turned into pacman

  6. I will actually have some fun with the Chrome Selfie. LoL!!

  7. in an international world its not actually a day early.

  8. If you actually try some of these, be sure to practice saying the following in the mirror. “I never liked that job anyway.”

    Now for some safe April Fools Tomfoolery. Prank headlines:

    Obama Institutes Sharia Law and Declares the Caliphate


    Obama Dissolves Congress, Declares Constitution Null and Void and the Supreme Court Obsolete.

    The bBizarre Headless Rainbow Space Alien Zombie Insect Eaters Conspiracy Revealed!


    How to Cook and Eat Walking Dead Zombies


    How To Know If It Is Better To Eat Fetuses Or Torture Terrorists


    Will Barack Hussein Obama Condemn Anti-Femen Nations?

    1. You mean the usual **Fox News headlines**

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