Christmas has come early for goat lovers The bizarre Goat Simulator has been released to the Play Store two days early. For everyone else you’re probably asking “what the heck is Goat Simulator?” Honestly, nothing explains it better than the Play Store description.
Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you’re a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.
Yup. If you think that sounds stupid you’re exactly right. Even the developer admits “Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else.” It’s silly, fun, and only $4.99. Download it here if you’re into that sort of thing.