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You can now experience life as a rampaging goat on Android

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Christmas has come early for goat lovers The bizarre Goat Simulator has been released to the Play Store two days early. For everyone else you’re probably asking “what the heck is Goat Simulator?” Honestly, nothing explains it better than the Play Store description.

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you’re a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Yup. If you think that sounds stupid you’re exactly right. Even the developer admits “Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else.” It’s silly, fun, and only $4.99. Download it here if you’re into that sort of thing.

Joe Fedewa
Ever since I flipped open my first phone I've been obsessed with the devices. I've dabbled in other platforms, but Android is where I feel most at home.

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12 Comments

  1. BAAAAAAH!

  2. Amazing way to waste time

  3. Their Play Store description also states the game comes with bugs, because it makes the game even more ridiculous. This just adds to my ‘nope’ factor.

    1. You must check out the videos on youtube for Goat Simulator on PC. Its hilarious! The bugs make it all the more fun! You’ll have a good couple of hours worth of fun and then probably just uninstall it.

      1. but see I could go outside and hang out with my friends and have fun! I don’t need to buy an intentionally buggy piece of crap game just so i can pretend to be a crapily animated goat.

        waste of time and money

        1. I agree. Thats why I didn’t purchase it, because i knew i wouldn’t play it for more than an hour. But the folks who’ve put up videos of them playing the game seem to have really enjoyed the silly, buggy gameplay.

          1. Thank goodness for the new 2 hour refund window!

        2. These are the games I play on the metro on my way to go hang with my friends. LoL!!

          The money I save on gas goes to stuff like this. =.[
          I’m admitting, my money could go to more food. It saddens me.

  4. Looks like a lazy port to me. They could have at least added achievements and other Google Play services.

    1. Destroyer of the Bahhdom – headbutt the UK into chaos by invading Buckingham Palace.

  5. Awesome game already!

  6. I wonder if you can get the goat up in a tree…

    http://www.amazon.com/Goats-in-Trees-2014-Calendar/dp/B00C2THAFA

    My coworker has that calendar. :/

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