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Google Introduces New Service “Gmale” – By Invitation Only [Video]

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You gotta hand it to Google, they’re always on top of the latest innovations. Thankfully, they’ve created the perfect male. Introducing Gmale, the world’s perfect male. Unfortunately, the service is only available by invitation but if you need an invite, just send me your email. My Gmale should be arriving by Monday. Thanks, Google!

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Chris Chavez
I've been obsessed with consumer technology for about as long as I can remember, be it video games, photography, or mobile devices. If you can plug it in, I have to own it. Preparing for the day when Android finally becomes self-aware and I get to welcome our new robot overlords.

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63 Comments

  1. it’s not april fool’s yet! haha

  2. “I’m a REALLY good listener.” LMFAO

    1. Oops wrong button sorry

  3. Lol based on ur key words I determined ur have an affair with Sam lol classic

  4. You got this from sxephil didn’t you!?!?!

    1. Reddit I think… I don’t watch sxephil =p

      1. Can you send my invite :)rfrierson95@gmail.com

  5. Great girl geek humor!

  6. oh god, he’s so creepy

  7. That was funny. I need a shemale Ooops never mind, oh the hell with it could be fun. Maybe I could get gmale and shemale and let the party begin.

    1. Don’t have to wait on Google for a SHE-male, dawg. They already got those in real life xD

    2. A She-g-male

  8. We must get our hands on one, and root it. For Science.

    1. FOR SCIENCE!!! Wait- you said “root?” Oops.

  9. Yeah, you’d like a gmale wouldn’t you Chris?;)

    1. He could help me find my lost thongs, er- boxers. o_O

      1. HAH YOU’VE SAID THONGS FIRST, no take-backs xD

        A G-Woman, hmm… why not…

      2. Invite please! lol

        erik.amador@Gmail.com

  10. “based on you’re keywords you’re having an affair with Sam” haha this is comedy

    1. *YOUR

  11. Oh wow. So Google just basically came out and told errbody that they be all up in they business? And wii still remain loyal. Heh heh… Shows how good Google is.

    And what is up with that guy?

    “So how’s things with Gmale?”
    “Yea, how’s things with Gmale?” LoL!! 3rd person.

    1. Um… Google didn’t make the video. It’s a spoof some group called Comediva.

      The level of comprehension fail has reached critical levels based on all the responses I’ve seen here. I remember the good old days when the masses understood the concept of humorous irony.

  12. this shit is creepy ROFL. funny as hell tho.

  13. When is the Gezwoman due?

  14. lol Awesome, So where do I send my email to for the invite. lol

  15. Well Google does turn males into g-males over time.
    I mean with Google calender I have congratulated a lot more people whose birthday I would otherwise have forgotten.

    With all Google knows about its users I wonder how long it will take till they start their new service: Google me!
    What the service does, you upload like an amount of money to it (5-10-20$) and Google with its algorithms decides what you would like as a gift for that uploaded amount and buys it, and sends it to your address. It’s like giving yourself a surprise gift :P (hence the name: Google me! from: Suprise me!)

  16. Really funny. Once you stop laughing, it really is kinda creepy in a Big Brother kinda way.

  17. That was funny, go gmale

  18. I think my wife really would like one. I am the opposite of that. :(

  19. Would appreciate an invite! Thanks!

  20. synergeticink@gmail.com
    invite please…

  21. Please send invite thanks!

  22. Please send me invite to gmale thanx :)

  23. Invite plz thanx karanbhasin22@gmail.com

  24. Can you send my invite :) Jelmer_sloot@hotmail.com tnx!

  25. All you people that posted your emails and begged for invites are HILARIOUS. Has Google got you so programmed that you A) Thought this was real and B) are willing to let it run your life for you?

  26. Invite please

  27. Invite please!

    erik.amador@Gmail.com

  28. Nice efforts by you man… i think google has no competition.
    http://www.iphoneleaks.net/

  29. Nice.

  30. HAHAHA, I’m not sure which is funnier, the video or the people asking for invites. Which partially proves what I’ve always said about people reacting to headlines, or the first few words of an article rather than actually reading and/or watching. “What? New Google thing? Invite? Oooooo..me plz!” *facepalm*
    At least I HOPE that’s the case; that many people able to turn on a computer can’t be that tragically stupid.

  31. plz invite me also : my id is pawan.s.rathore@gmail.com

  32. Please send me an invite jerry.tyliczka@gmail.com

  33. Please send me a invite lex_89@Live.nl

  34. Plz send me an invitation to asmaggio721.usmc@gmail.com

  35. Send me invitation iamdellx@gmail.com

  36. Dear People Asking For Invites,

    Are you kidding me? #DERP! Not to take away from hilarity of the video in any way, but you are all idiots.

  37. rajukc530@gmail.com

    Pls invite me too.

  38. hey, can you send me an invite.

    nv3rma@gmail.com

  39. Would like it
    dajmyt@gmail.com

  40. would love a invite suarva2000@gmail.com

  41. an invite please, jgusxxx@gmail.com

  42. Please send invite tdavalos1@gmail.com….thanks!

  43. Please send me an invite, my email is mannyngames@gmail.com

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