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Hand this ball off to Steve Jobs, because he could take and run the distance with it: Hustler, Larry Flynt’s porn empire, has released an app into the Android Market so users can get their fix of exposed naughty bits past and present on the go. For $2.99 gives you a look at current Hustler Honeys and fine women from the past 36 years with videos, photos, and interviews.
For those trying to justify the purchase beyond its NSFW content, the app also includes jokes and cartoons, but why bother? Android is for porn!
Sweet! Yey for porn! (As log as it doesn’t include Jobs. Steve Jobs, that is.)
Freakin AWESOME lol!!!!
As long as articles are included.
This is only gonna be for single folks because it will show up in “My Downloads”….
-B
@Brad 2
or for Guys who have significant others than aren’t jealous prudes ;)
No Offence
Apple doesn’t have a need for this app…
Why don;t you compare this app against the SuperWebModels app? I have them both and in my opinion Hustler is a poor second, The SuperWebModels app has voting, sharing via twitter and Facebook and email (and gives the user rights to do so) plus much more video, larger pictures, more pictures and just more and newer content….perhaps a shoot out is required?
Fuck Apple. If I want a Hustler app (or even Flash for that matter), who gives them the right to tell me what apps I can and cannot have? I can’t imagine how far behind the PC industry would be today if Microsoft took the same stance as Apple from the beginning with Windows.
@Brad. I’m with @elijahblake not all wives are against their significant others looking at porn, some women even enjoy it. Hell my ex girlfriend had her birthday party at a local strip club.
so much for “Dont be evil” Google..
@Slick what the hell does Hustler releasing an Android app have to do with Google being evil?
Because porn is eeeeeeeeevil, duh.
Why would you want to pay for an app without the core product of what Hustler is famous for?
CamContacts have pioneered a system to view the flag ship site on an Android-based device without
the need for an app, which provides for an immersive video streaming experience – without the rules!
Well, if that’s the case, then Hustler would be evil, not Google. Is Barnes and Noble evil because they have a row of porn magazines at the top of the the magazine stand? Stop taking direction from the Apple mothership and think for yourself.
@Deus Invictus
Because Google needs to block such apps and stop from turning Android Market into a porn market.
Porn is evil and Google shouldn’t allow this on their platform.
The browser is available for those desperate enough to carry porn around on their cellphones.
@Biggles
Yes Barnes & Noble is a place for intellectuals. I dont want to be sitting in a B&N drinking starbucks and reading a interesting novel while having a perv reading a porn mag and feeling him self up. So its definitely evil for B&N to be doing that.
Google is also being evil by allowing this. I might just switch to the iPhone if this continues. Next thing you know there will be an “Adult” category in the market.
Are you kidding me…
@slick you have a childish and unrealistic outlook on the world and an sad your parents didn’t try harder to teach you rationality and situational awareness.
By your standards, you should probably avoid the internet entirely, since it’s nothing but people touching themselves while you enjoy yourself. I know I am.
Porn and indecency are in every facet of life, if you expect otherwise you’ll find yourself living a very sheltered and limited life as you try to avoid it.
Also, the app isn’t even porn. It doesn’t push the envelope more than many other existing apps, but it’s still not porn porn. Guess the hyperbolic freakouts are over nothing.
agree w/ superwebmodels/mike kline w/ hustler is a loser.
@Kip
The personal attacks are uncalled for. This has nothing to do with my parents not trying to harder to teach me rationality and situational awareness.
How is “rationality” and “situational awareness” related to any of this anyhow…
Your post makes no sense whatsoever.
The iPhone has this thing called a “web browser” you can use to look at anything you want on the internet.
@Darwin
“The iPhone has this thing called a “web browser” you can use to look at anything you want on the internet” MINUS 90% of the websites utilizing FLASH!!
Also, the “Android” has thing called a “web browser” too.. with FLASH on which most porn sites run.
For all you porn haters, here’s a tip; don’t downlod the app.
The only reason u poeple think porn is bad is because society has made you this way. past societies have had alot more freedom than we have now. the people could havewalked around half naked and it wasnt a problem.
@Slick
Go back to bed Steve Jobs.
Do you want to know what is “evil”? It’s forcing your own beliefs, feelings and opions unto others. (at least that is my definition, do with it as you will)
So from my point of view, anyone who tells my what I can and can not do, giving me limited options, is “evil”.
Hustler on Android, is the exact opposite of evil, it’s another choice/option that is now available to use or not use at the operators discretion.
Great, working men can get their fix while in the office. Make sure the co-worker girl next to your office space doesn’t see. :P
Agree with Matt, the only evil I see in this post and comments is Slick’s attitude. People who go around saying “porn is evil” or “your idea that differs from mine is evil” are themselves pretty evil in my book. They’re welcome to think of themselves as paragons of virtue though, if they choose – I’ll remain free to be disturbed by such a narrow world view and pity them for being left out of the wonders that the world can offer – of both the porn and non-porn variety.
@slick
i agree with what youre trying to say slick. its the fact that people and companies have been given the freedom to put whatever they want on the android market and that freedom is what makes this country what it is. now its up to you to decide whether or not you look at porn on your phone and everyone else knows that the same responsibility is on their shoulders. so let everyone else decide for themselves what they deem to be evil.
@ivan
Freedom shouldnt mean you can go mass murder people or overdose yourself on drugs or watch porn.
Freedom unfortunately, whether you agree or not, should have its limitations.
All so our children can be raised in a better society. It’s funny how one poster talks about people being able to walk naked centuries ago and how we cant do that anymore.
Would you really want to go out, take your family out or just chill in the park with naked people walking all around? Would you want to see your mom or sister going out naked?
Anyhow.. I’m not forcing anything onto anyone. Its a very simple argument.
@Matt
It seems if the world was run by people with your thought process, we would have no police officers protecting citizens and no government managing its citizens.
It would be a wild barbarian ruled world. There needs to be government of all applications in this world. Whether its an “smartphone” app or the application of a process or methodology which organizes, civilizes and protects people from wrong/evil/injustice.
Thanks and this hopefully will be my last comment on this matter.
@slick my point was. if we was raised in a society where that wasnt a problem then u wouldnt have a problem with it now. in africa they still do it to this day in certain parts. its nothing to see women with breast hanging down walking around out in the open like its not a problem. and u know why that is. because thats how they were raised. does that make them wrong? in your eyes i assume it does. the romans had open bath houses. which were like the park back then. people got together to relax and discuss many things and ideas. while sitting around half naked. and they also had no problem with being gay and lesbian then also. they had a much more open society. that was my point. also i have no problem with nudity. they have topless beaches in europe now. mass murder and drugs are a differnt story. they have nothing to do with porn. thats a slipery slope arguement. thats just as bad as politicians argueing about one point and using something totally unrelated to when the election. also why should every one else be restricted from seeing something just because a few people dont like it? The reason we left british rule was for freedom. the country is based on freedom. porn doesnt hurt anyone. u like every one else is entitled to there opinion. if u dont wanna see porn then dont download the app. but attacking the company and android for allowing it is wrong. if u dont want your children to see porn dont get them a smart phone or internet acces in general. even with that said children will see porn whether u like it or not. they have friends. no matter what u do u cant shelter everyone from the things u dont want them to see. Did u ever see ur dads hustler or playboy mags as a child? more than likly. if not his im sure u was at a friends houseand there older brother or there father had some and im sure u saw them then unles u lived a very sheltered life. the first time i saw a porn mag i had to be maybe 9 or 10. and it hasnt cause me any problems in life. I when to college with a full 4yr ride for free. major in biology. i guess the porn helped with anatomy. lol
@slick i assume Matt was refering to things with in reason. taking things to the extreame still wont win this arguement for u. u may as well give it up. porn is here to stay.
google isn’t in the wrong for allowing it on the app market, you aren’t forced to download this app, it doesn’t come built in with the stock device. It’s just there for people that choose to get it, if you have a problem with it then don’t download it.
Funny how people are arguing ‘this country.’ Slick would probably poop his pants if he came to Europe. Ever seen the paintings, fountains, sculptures around most of europe? Nudity everywhere… aaaaahhhhhhh. Oh no. Don’t turn on the TV after 11pm. Instead of fighting what others with a different value system would like on their cellphone, why don’t you fight for what you want and that is to be censored like a 10 year old kid. Do you want one of us to a write you a PG app market browser? In my experience, just as many people that are anti-porn are cheating on their wives. There is lots of evidence on the extreme side of this argument that supports a healthier/safer society when sexual values are not legislated. There are a lot of jokes/news stories about Catholic priests and alter boys for a reason… deprivation causes crazy fixations in the human mind. http://www.independent.org/publications/working_papers/article.asp?id=1300
I love the argument that allowing porn is allowing mass murder. Huh? As others have states, it is possible to have freedom without allowing murder. The U.S. has kind of been doing it for a while now.
What Slick doesn’t seem to understand is that freedom for everyone inherently precludes murder. If every individual is free to do what they want, then there comes a point where freedoms will contradict, at that point it is only logical to embrace the freedom that will allow for the most continued freedoms.
If I look at porn, it doesn’t impinge on anyone else’s freedom at all, so no loss of freedom.
If I am free to walk around naked, you are free to turn around and I can continue to embrace my choice. The other alternative is to let you be free from nudity which gives me no choice. Naked wins by 2 freedoms to 1.(A gross oversimplification of course).
If you’re free to murder someone, however, you are cutting off all their infinite choices and ending their freedom. So, the freedom to live, and therefore make infinite choices, outweighs the single freddom to kill by infinity to 1. So, no freedom to murder.