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NSFW: Samsung Apex parodies the mobile industry’s next big thing [VIDEO]

Samsung Apex

With Google Glass still another year away from hitting retail, leave it to Samsung to try and get the jump on the wearable tech with their “next big thing” — the Samsung Apex. Similar to Glass, the Samsung Apex can stream video into your left eye, internet into your right eye, and when using the additional strap-on attachment, can suck your d*ck at the same time. I’m just going to say it right now: gadget of the year.

Okay, seriously. As you no doubt already figured out, the Apex isn’t real. It’s merely another parody video from the comedic geniuses over at The Onion who, I must admit, pretty much nailed it. With OEM’s releasing devices with 1080p resolution displays, octo-cores, and 40MP cameras, someone’s going to need to come up with a device that can do it all… and S your D. Who better than Samsung who saturates the market with a near endless amount of hardware? Get it? Hard wea– ah, forget it.

Personally, I can’t wait for the 2nd generation Apex which, according to rumors, is really going to tickle the senses. The Onion’s VERY NSFW video can be found below. Again… you probably don’t wanna watch this while at work, public place, or with the kiddies around.




  • godrilla

    love the style of this article

    • Canon User

      I think Chris posted it drunk :)

      • http://twitter.com/gamercore Chris Chavez

        *hiccup*

        • godrilla

          hiccup right back at ya; takes a shot, happy independence day! You da koolest cat here.

  • aeok18109

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Marsg

    “Venture capitalist are lining up to give money to a random college dropout, hoping hell make the next Facebook”
    LOL

  • reybat115

    I’m with you Chris. call me a spec chaser all you want, but I’m definitely waiting on the next one.

  • Marsg

    Idk about this, i hope it has a big enough battery because it seems to eat up a lot of juice, pun intended

    • http://twitter.com/gamercore Chris Chavez

      Oh, gawd, man…. xD

      • Marsg

        too much? anyway…….
        im probably going to wait for the Google edition running stock Android

    • Roaduardo

      *sploosh*

  • Keith

    I’m going to wait for the second generation, the one with the little finger.

    • Ryan Stewart

      Hopefully it also comes with an enhancement to that Samsung Health suite that checks your prostate as well. That would save those over 35 a ton of time.

  • Marsg

    Did anyone read the blue banners at the bottom ? LOL

    Fu**-giving has been discontinued utill further notice-

    Verizon announces new “Give Verizon Fifty Bucks” feature- <—— stop giving them ideas

  • Patrick Bateman

    Laugh all you want, but any company that invented a portable c*cksucker would become the most profitable company in the universe overnight.

    • Darlene S. Esser

      what Esther responded I didn’t know that any one can profit $5953 in a few weeks on the computer. have you seen this webpage w­w­w.K­E­P­2.c­o­m

  • Cory Skelton

    “I do need the Internet and my d*ck sucked, all the time.”

    HA.

  • Jerel Butler

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps8tFdGvpB8 seems like samsung has the right idea

  • http://iron2000.blogspot.com/ iron2000

    I think some similar gadget is available in Japan already, read it on Kotaku many months ago I think.
    Some peripheral for a h-game.

  • bigdav1178

    Shut up and take my money!

  • guitarist5122

    Can’t seem to watch the video. Just opens a link for the show The Bridge

  • master94

    This just proves it. Samsung Touch Wiz does suck, just not the way we thought it did ;)

  • PhishyKris

    Version 2 has a little finger that will tickle your ass hole?! brilliant.