Don’t Have Any Friends? Buy a Samsung Phone [Humor]


Yep, that’s rich. I mean, it’s totally plausible for someone to own a phone and not have any friends. And if you fit into that category, Samsung’s got you covered here. Now, excuse me while I go test this feature for myself for, erm, “review purposes”. [Reddit]

Quentyn Kennemer
The "Google Phone" sounded too awesome to pass up, so I bought a G1. The rest is history. And yes, I know my name isn't Wilson.

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  1. I was really excited for a moment when I saw this on twitter. Now I’m going to go back to my sad, sad life.

    1. “Brandon” should name his son “Morning”, naaaaa mean?

  2. Are people really that desperate for friends? I mean seriously WTF? Go sit on a bus bench for a half an hour i bet you will find some new homeless or crackhead friends.

    1. I prefer the dollar bill strip club approach.

      1. You and I would make excellent friends.

  3. hasn’t facebook been doing that for years? 
    maybe they should join apple and sue samsung.

  4. This is not that funny, IMO. That button imports your friends from Facebook and Twitter into your phone book.

    1. That’s the joke. The name is completely opposite from the functionality it provides. And “get friends” is hilarious in and of itself. Meh, not a joke for everyone I guess.

      1. It’s ok Quentyn. You are totally free to post silly anecdotes. I enjoy articles like these. It’s nice to have something other than the usually boring day to day news. Keep up the good work. 

      2. I guess.  I never found it particularly humorous, having had a Vibrant since it came out.  I guess it is funny, but it does indicate that you’re adding friends to your phonebook.  “Get friends” into your contact list.

        1. Smoke weed then it will be funny

          1. I smoke plenty of herb, my friend.  It’s just not funny to me.  Different strokes.

          2. Perhaps you are smoking too much? 

    2. I agree with Quentyn, besides there is already an Import/Export button.

  5. this site has been goin to shts lately. i mean come on, this is not even funny, much less newsworthy…….keep copying articles from other site cuz phandroid, im sorry to say, but your own articles suck

    1. If you don’t like it here why do you even waste your time?

  6. @lingod (because my post won’t show up in response to you…)

    The import/export button is for importing or exporting your contacts from/to your SIM or SD card.

    1. Yes I am aware of that. IMO import/export options should all be housed under the same button. If you want to import friends from somewhere most people would look for import/ export not “get friends”

  7. I like the joke articles on this site….not everthing has to be so serious all the time.  Between everyone fighting about pointless stuff its nice to jump on one of these articles to just joke around and have a little fun in the day.  Not everyone thinks every movie is funny. If you dont like it move on.

  8. Sources tell me LG will counter that feature with “Get Life”.

    1. Apple will introduce “Get Mad” and sue both companies for copying them.

      1. I’m waiting for the “Get Even” button!

  9. I’m sorry, but leave the humor post to Chris Chavez. Thanks. Bye.

  10. It didn’t work for me! I really wanted some friends too :(

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