Bark Bark Woof: Google Translate For Animals Hits Android Market!


Ever want to know what your dog is “saying” when they bark? Or how about your cat when it purrs? Or maybe you’re a cowboy who wants to know what every neigh means. Now you can – introducing Google Translate for Animals (An April Fools Day joke of course):

Funny as all hell if you ask me. Google REALLY put some time into this joke, as there is actually an Android Application on Android Market! Pretty insane, hilarious, and insanely hilarious. Here are a few of the outputs I got when translating Dogs, Birds, Rabbits, Guinea Pigs, Hamsters, Tortoises, Horses, Chicken, Sheep, Donkeys and Pigs into English:

“My, what a day I’ve had. How was yours?”

“Testing, testing, one two one two.”

“Seriously, what’s with the stick thing? It’s getting old”

“My goodness, I am looking hot today”

“I dropped some food around here somewhere”

Let us know your personal favorites…


Right on, Google.

[Thanks Carl!]

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  1. I highly doubt this is authentic.

  2. Dangit. Their April Fools’ joke isn’t even available for us 1.5 users. >.>

  3. > I highly doubt this is authentic.


  4. Funny.

    Good old april fools :D

  5. Its fucking lame imo, and the joke was over after the first 10s

  6. rkaid no need to be a buzz kill… i think it’s quiet funny that a company of Google’s caliber can enjoy the simpleness of April fools and have just plain simple fun with it :) yay google

  7. Haha, someone on the market said his cat told him the answer to life is 42!

  8. You would think it would come out on the right day. But, I guess since its the uk Google it is acceptable.

  9. Sorry about the not authentic thing. I was skimming and skipped over the april foools part.

  10. I think the joke is best played on others… “Check out this new app I got! Here, Rufus!”

    Now I’m really bummed that I’m stuck with 1.5 for now…

  11. @porky101 Hey, dude, they’ve got to give us a day to download it to get ready, right? It wouldn’t be a good joke if we were “showing off what our Android phone can do” on April 2 would it?

  12. Woof woof, bark. Woof! Wooof wof woof wooof grrrr. Woof wiff wiff ieeeeeewooorf!

  13. it is funny but why would anyone do for a joke. what if someone thought about what their pet is actually saying.

  14. And why was it so necessary to use 2.x SDK for a simple stuff like this? Degenerate.

  15. Kind of insulting that Google didn’t make this available to all their customers i.e. 1.5

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