Top 10 things NOT to say to your Mother today

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Happy Mother’s Day! If you’re a mother we hope you have a great day, but if you’re reading this you’re most likely just someone who has a mother. Today is a day to thank your mom for everything she has done for you. Pay her back by teaching her how to use that new smartphone she has. Is it an iPhone? Don’t give her a hard time about it today, wait until tomorrow. Also, while you’re at it, avoid saying these things. Trust us.

10. You don’t have to do my laundry today, just do it tomorrow.

9. I’m unfriending you on Facebook.

8. What do you do all day?

7. You look really tired.

6. Have you considered going to the gym?

5. Shhhh! I’m trying to watch TV.

4. Can I get some gas money?

3. You’re my second favorite parent.

2. Is that a grey hair?

1. Make me a sandwich.

Don’t put your foot in your mouth, and have a Happy Mother’s Day!

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  • Anthony McKay

    Alright..

  • Martin Lane

    Before anyone from the UK panics, this is for the US and number of other countries, they’re weird and celebrate it today for reason. :p

    • ShirtlessKirk

      That would be because of Hallmark…

  • DonaldHBrown

    Is it an iPhone? Don’t give her a hard time about it today, wait until tomorrow. Also, while you’re at it, avoid saying these things. Trust us. http://num.to/762443472739

  • Brandon

    The correct command for #1 is “sudo make MeASandwich”

    • No_Nickname90

      Didn’t work… =.[

      • Sean Royce

        Why would you ever try that on Windows

        • No_Nickname90

          It’s a Unix command, I know. =.P

  • np6s4x

    did someone learn from experience? lol

  • KOLIO

    #11:

    Did SNL have you in mind when airing this?

    • Unorthodox

      Is that the guy from Brooklyn Nine Nine? Rockin…

  • EvilLordFluffy

    This should really be titled Top 10 things you should never say to your Mother on any day!

  • Unorthodox

    #5 wins it all!