God’s gift to cereal lovers: The Selfie Spoon

Do you love cereal? Too poor to afford a GoPro? Want an action shot of you devouring a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch in real-time? You’re in luck: God hath sent his minions to this Earth to create The Selfie Spoon especially for you.

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, this is a real thing and you can buy one here. The Selfie Stick craze has reached a new low. Or new high. Depending on which way you look at it, what angle you hold your spoon, and what type of cereal you’re eating.

There are two incredibly sad facts about all of this.

Fact #1: the Selfie Spoon Sold Out

Fact #2: I tired to buy one

My dad is pretty much obsessed with cereal. This would make the greatest gag gift stocking stuffer in the world. I tried to buy one and I’m not ashamed at all. But I probably should be.

Oh well… I’ll continually refresh for the next 24 hours because apparently they’ll be more available for sale again tomorrow. Pray for me.

Instead of taking this topic seriously…

Let’s discuss what’s REALLY important here: post your favorite cereal in the comments.