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Top 10 things NOT to say to your Mother today

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Happy Mother’s Day! If you’re a mother we hope you have a great day, but if you’re reading this you’re most likely just someone who has a mother. Today is a day to thank your mom for everything she has done for you. Pay her back by teaching her how to use that new smartphone she has. Is it an iPhone? Don’t give her a hard time about it today, wait until tomorrow. Also, while you’re at it, avoid saying these things. Trust us.

10. You don’t have to do my laundry today, just do it tomorrow.

9. I’m unfriending you on Facebook.

8. What do you do all day?

7. You look really tired.

6. Have you considered going to the gym?

5. Shhhh! I’m trying to watch TV.

4. Can I get some gas money?

3. You’re my second favorite parent.

2. Is that a grey hair?

1. Make me a sandwich.

Don’t put your foot in your mouth, and have a Happy Mother’s Day!

Joe Fedewa
Ever since I flipped open my first phone I've been obsessed with the devices. I've dabbled in other platforms, but Android is where I feel most at home.

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13 Comments

  1. Alright..

  2. Before anyone from the UK panics, this is for the US and number of other countries, they’re weird and celebrate it today for reason. :p

    1. That would be because of Hallmark…

  3. Is it an iPhone? Don’t give her a hard time about it today, wait until tomorrow. Also, while you’re at it, avoid saying these things. Trust us. http://num.to/762443472739

  4. The correct command for #1 is “sudo make MeASandwich”

    1. Didn’t work… =.[

      1. Why would you ever try that on Windows

        1. It’s a Unix command, I know. =.P

  5. did someone learn from experience? lol

  6. #11:

    Did SNL have you in mind when airing this?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM

    1. Is that the guy from Brooklyn Nine Nine? Rockin…

  7. This should really be titled Top 10 things you should never say to your Mother on any day!

  8. #5 wins it all!

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