The Robot Superphone Brews Up Storm Of Boringness
It has Android, looks like the BlackBerry Storm, but sports some super lame specs and costs $179… it’s The Robot by Chinavision. If you’re three times as gullible as the next guy you can by 3 of them for only $170/each.
Chris Ziegler from Engadget was able to find the one redeeming quality of the phone, besides its use of Android:
you have to admit that it’s got the bossest, most unapologetic silver Android logo you’ve ever seen right below the subpar display
Hellz yeah. Also noted should be the company’s repeated use of the word “superphone”, probably a lame attempt to trick you into thinking its of the “Nexus One” breed for which Andy Rubin and Google coined the term in the first place. Yeah, no.
Either you can take my word that the specs are sub par or you can read the press release:
Welcome to 2010, a new year and a brand new phone. The Robot Android OS cell phone is here. With plenty of great apps, Wifi, and being fully unlocked, this is THE mobile phone for people who enjoy taking control of their communication experience.
With a Samsung 2448 400Mhz processor for quick response time along with the user-friendly Android OS environment, you can make phone calls, send text messages, create media enhanced picture messages, and much more inside the phone’s richly enhanced GUI menu system. Better still, you have instant access to all of your favorite Google applications like Gmail, Google Maps, Google Search, and Google Talk.
Much like a mini netbook computer, the Robot Superphone lets you do so much more than a regular cell phone. Already pre-loaded with over 20 apps, you can instant message, send email, check the weather, read your favorite RSS feeds, and do so much more with a single cellphone.
With all those pre-loaded applications on the Robot Superphone you can already communicate with friends, family and colleagues in every way possible, but that is not all! New tools and toys are constantly being developed for the Android OS which you can download from the Google Apps store or other internet sites onto your microSD memory card (a 2GB card is included free!) to run on your new Superphone. Since Android is an open-source operating system, you will be able to enjoy a constant stream of new, exciting, and often free selection of software to enjoy on your new Robot Superphone.
You can also use the phone’s wireless connection to surf the internet on wifi wireless hotspots. Not only will this allow you to be more productive and enjoy your free time more, but when you surf the internet on your wifi connection – it is free, with no need to use up your cell phone data plan minutes!
If you are in the market for a new phone for yourself or the one you love, then this is the phone for you! The Robot Superphone is designed to be the most interesting phone you have ever owned. Made for today’s busy lifestyle, this mobile phone really will cater to your every need, whether you are a corporate exec or soccer mom. It is in stock in our warehouse right now for single piece or large bulk purchases, so order yours today and we will express ship it out tomorrow!
At a Glance…
* Wifi
* Unlocked
* Reads PDF Files
* Google Android OS
* New Robot Superphone
* Dual Band GSM (900/1800)
* 2.8 Inch Touchscreen Display
* 2GB microSD memory card is included free!
* Pre-loaded with plenty of Apps (more than 25!)
* Power phone for power-users, but at a low wholesale price!
* Download new software tools and toys to your microSD card to run on your SuperphoneNOTE: This product is compatible with the worldwide standard GSM frequencies of 900MHz and 1800MHz. Please check with your local provider if you are unsure of your local band requirement.