May 18th, 2010 publishUpdated   Sep 10th, 2021, 5:12 pm

Here is a bit of new you definitely won’t see coming out of Google I/O, but The Onion is oh-so-perfectly timed with the release of their mock news report on the newest revelation from the Google camp. It is sad to think I could envision a future where this sort of thing could exist in the name of subsidy and cost deferral. But I won’t waste time with my own commentary, allow The Onion and its brilliant social satire to speak for itself:

[via The Onion]