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Google has rules and standards for Android Market that prevent application developers from incorporating adult content. But thanks to Android’s open nature you can get pretty much anything you want on your phone and now a service called MiKandi is helping you find all the naughtiest things you can possibly think/dream/fantasize of in one place – MiKandi Market.

If you visit MiKandi.com on your Android Phone you can download MiKandi Market which is a portal for Android users to find, download and use adult themed applications in one central location. Likewise, it serves as a place where application developers can distribute their free or paid adult-themed locations without fear of being rejected from Android Market. In fact, they’ll allow any type of content into MiKandi Market as long as it doesn’t violate the law (you have to be 18+ years old to download).

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Regardless of whether or not you’re into adult content you have to admit from a pure business opportunity standpoint this is pretty brilliant. There is a reason that pornography leads the internet in traffic and revenue and with everybody going after the mobile web, it’s a wonder that some enterprising adult company didn’t pursue this earlier.

Adult stuff stays out of Android Market which is reasonable, but if you’re determined to get some adult goodies on your android phone Google isn’t going to stand in your way. While MiKandi is planning a solution for the iPhone, users would need to have a jailbroken phone for the apps to work properly. Android win.

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One concern I have about MiKandi is that they’ve got a great idea but don’t have the resources to follow through. Take for example developer payments to be made through Amazon or PayPal:

Note: For any type of payout or remittance, we will require an invoice from you. Based on the sales report for the applications that MiKandi distributed, you will generate an invoice so MiKandi can remit payment against this invoice.

Sounds pretty weird/bizarre to me. If MiKandi is the one with the stats why would the developer be forced to produce an invoice? I don’t get it.

But what I DO get is that if these folks can get this right… they could have a HUMONGOUS hit on their hands. It won’t be the type of hit where people readily admit they use MiKandi, feature it on their home screen and show all their friends… but I promise you that if they actually offer a variety of adult applications this WILL get a ton of use.

So I… uh… downloaded MiKandi Market for uh…  reviewing and testing purposes and just to let you know – nothing worked. After accepting an End User Agreement it loaded a screen titled Staff Picks that was otherwise blank. Pressing menu provided a couple options but no matter what you selected you would always get a force close. So the pictures above are likely just reference designs and I have no clue when/if real content/apps will actually be used.

Don’t forget that you assume a risk when downloading ANY application on Android Market. When you download ONE application that is from an “unknown source” there is a potential it could be harmful. Downloading an application that acts as a medium to download lots of other application from various unknown sources is inherently more risky. So be careful. Just sayin’

[Thanks Kandi]

Rob Jackson
I'm an Android and Tech lover, but first and foremost I consider myself a creative thinker and entrepreneurial spirit with a passion for ideas of all sizes. I'm a sports lover who cheers for the Orange (College), Ravens (NFL), (Orioles), and Yankees (long story). I live in Baltimore and wear it on my sleeve, with an Under Armour logo. I also love traveling... where do you want to go?

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114 Comments

  1. more crap getting into people’s hands to destroy men’s lives and marriages. just wonderful. google should block this crap.

  2. HAHA If you dont have some control of your own life…its your own fault. You teh guy who blames Mc Donalds cuz your fat too?

  3. …and also Google is blocking it as much as they can. Thats why open source is so great. Its OPEN. Its freedom. People have control of the device they have purchased. I think you might want to head back to Apple where you dont have control.

  4. Simple solution. Don’t tick the box that allows you to install applications from outside of the Market. No one else ticked that box on your phone.

  5. more crap, now even easier to get into people’s hands, so it’s even quicker to destroy men’s lives, marriages, wive’s self esteem, and families. wonderful. Google should block this crap.

  6. The MiKandi client works fine, the problem is that there is not yet any content uploaded. We have invites out to a number of developers, but the supply of adult Android apps is understandably low right now. We expect to pick up some apps over the next week.

  7. alexthearmo, honestly that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever read. If you don’t like it don’t download it. I’m will to wager that porn saves more marriages than destroying them.

    fapping ≠ adultery

  8. Whoa Alex…. It a phone not a ring from Mordor get a grip. If people choose to download this stuff its their choice its not illegal. Everybody to there own… personally its not for me but I am not everybody.
    I agree with Slaveunit,,,, you shoukd go get a crApple iPhone!

  9. Alex is just trying to get a reaction I would bet. Or just another nut in the World who thinks people need to be controlled.
    Thankfully there are reasonable people in the world who believe in choice. Know one is making anyone do anything. I’ll write about this but won’t use it. Thats my choice today and it could change tomorrow. Thats whats great about being free.
    Happy Thanksgiving all.

  10. I wish i could invest in this shit…
    Porn makes the world go round people!

  11. alexthearmo,
    Why dont you type it a third time? Just for fun. But change a couple words again.

  12. downloaded this app.. i only see one app, so far..
    hope they load up more apps as seen in the screenshots

  13. Quite earlier than what you expected, This Mikandi app will surely bring the cash-cow to the android
    market considering that the people loves to “play” with their droid everynight watching
    adult-oriented sceneries… Am I correct?

    Take another “peek” with the new application: http://bit.ly/mikandi-porn-application-best-or-worst

  14. SlaveUnit, I won’t type it a third time…but I will say this:

    1) I love android and would never get an iPhone….especially after flashing fipz FRESH rom. (Besides, the iPhone is just a lame fad that Android will debunk in a years time).

    2) Everyone is entitled to their opinion about the above post.

    3) If we’re honest with ourselves, pornography is not something that is healthy for a marriage/family. It gives men unreasonable expectations of women and sex…It makes women feel inadequate in their looks and in their self esteem in general…turns women into objects…and it causes adolescents to become addicted to it.

    I’m not gonna tell you what you can and can’t do, I just think it’s sad that they are bringing it to this medium as well. It’s already pervasive enough.

    Those are just my thoughts…you are entitled to yours.

  15. @SlaveUnit
    I thought the McDonalds-causing-you-fat thing has been debunked? I didn’t know pornography-causing-marriage-problem has been debunked too. Source please?
    @Hunter
    I didn’t know pornography helped your marriage. Why don’t you tell your wife that pornography saved her marriage. I think she’ll be pleased. ;)
    @Petros
    Yeah, it’s their personal choice. If only the bad consequences stop affecting people _around_ them, it’ll be a perfect non-of-our-business.

  16. Of course most women don’t approve of porn, but you shouldn’t take it personally or let it make you feel inadequate or what not. Unless the guy is turning you down for the porn, then there might be a problem.

  17. Assuming pornography ruins marriages is as foolish as assuming pornography helps them. Different strokes for different folks and if you like the app then download it.

  18. Ha. A morality lesson on Phandroid. Who-da-thunk? Round 4…ding ding ding!!!

  19. Porn on ya phone….yeah it was foreseen but seems like it would have been sooner…anywant ganna bring in a lot more android fans…which is what they want. Apple may fall off sooner cause of this. Porn does not destroy mariges by the way…the drive for exscape does

  20. Quite earlier than what you expected, This Mikandi app will surely bring the cash-cow to the android
    market considering that the people loves to “play” with their droid everynight watching
    adult-oriented sceneries… Am I correct?..

    Take another “peek” with the new application: http://bit.ly/mikandi-porn-application-best-or-worst

  21. @alexthearmo

    Actually, not sure where you are getting your information, because plenty of women watch porn these days too..

    And who said its not healthy? Most couples get external information about positions to use and such anyway, this could also provide such information..

    Finally, nobody said it was targeted at couples. If you don’t want it, don’t use it.

  22. Brilliant… I’ve been waiting for the child-porn to get onto my G1… thank god it’s open source

    … a lesson in morality and open-sourcing…? Not always for the best?

  23. I suppose some people can’t truly deal with freedom.

  24. @alexthearmo
    Mens lives? In swweden, after 20-22 something, females consume more porn than males. ;)
    Then again, we seem to have a healthier view on sex over here.

  25. ….and this is why teh first (and only) app is a vibrator (for Her pleasure) :P

  26. Keep lying to yourselves, pornography destroys far too many marriages and most of you that do not agree are probably addicted to pornography. Google should find a way to block this app!

  27. Thanks to alexthearmo and others who commented on the morality of this. I agree with them. It is sad to see this crap appearing.

    I can’t complain about the open source idea though, I think it is the best, we don’t need more regulations. Just people with some moral backbone.

  28. 2) Everyone is entitled to their opinion about the above post.

    I may not agree with your opinion, but i do agree with your “2)” hands down. That’s what freedom of speech (in Canada anyway) is all about!

  29. With you, Alex, don’t be deterred.

  30. @Rob – I suspect they’re insisting on developers’ invoices before payment to ensure they’re covered regarding revenue accounting/tax authorities.

  31. I am waiting for an app which will help me find bacon. mmmm bacon.

  32. Arguing the morality of the porn industry is like arguing about violent video games/movies, the health risks of smoking or drinking alcohol, or even the addictive nature of MMORPGs.

    The bottom line is really all things in moderation. Not everyone is capable of moderating themselves and recognizing the difference between fantasy and reality. I would rather take freedom of choice than being limited by the weakest links in society.

    So when you start off by calling something “crap” and asking for it to be blocked you should expect a lot of resistance/flaming.

  33. This also means that it is also possible for someone to create an alternate market that is 100% family friendly that excludes the pg-13 stuff we find on both android market and the iphone app store.

  34. Quite earlier than what you expected, This Mikandi app will surely bring the pot of gold to the android…
    market considering that the people loves to “play” with their droid everynight watching
    adult-oriented sceneries.­.. Am I correct?

    Take another “peek” with the new application: http://bit.ly/mikandi-porn-application-best-or-worst

  35. @Ulvhamne
    I’m really interested in what you mean by “healthier view on sex.” ;)
    @G
    I thought everyone is entitled to their _informed_ opinion?
    @Zer09
    With great freedom, comes great possible consequences. Hope you’re prepared for the latter. :)

  36. Now let me add this to my list of “what not to talk about at the dinner table”:

    1. Religion
    2. Politics
    3.Abortion
    4. Sam-sex marriage
    …………………………….
    …………………………….
    100. Porn

  37. @Z
    Pornography DOESN’T ruin marriages. People blame porno for doing that, except its a simple cop-out for other things wrong with the marriage.

    When someone gets shot people blame video games, and when a teenager exceeds the speed limit, they exceed racing games. The facts are though, the families are simply looking for someone else to blame.

    If you don’t wish for your family to look at porn, firstly:
    1) Block the internet on their mobile, or limit it to a few pages
    2) Use censoring software for their PC, or watch them closely.

    My observations have been that the people who argue most against hardcore catholic values, tend to be the ones who prefer to force everyone to conform with their beliefs, instead of watching their kids better.

    Stop making up rubbish!!! People arguing crap about porn “breaking up marriages” or other such stuff just proves why its good Australia now has a political sex party (and now I know who I’ll be voting for)

  38. Oops, few mistakes there

    @Z
    Pornography DOESN’T ruin marriages. People blame porno for doing that, except its a simple cop-out for other things wrong with the marriage.When someone gets shot people blame video games, and when a teenager exceeds the speed limit, they blame racing games. The facts are though, the families are simply looking for someone else to blame, instead of accepting that perhaps its their own fault (yes, people make their own choices).

    If you don’t wish for your family to look at porn, firstly:
    1) Block the internet on their mobile, or limit it to a few safe pages. This application probably wont be on the Android store, and so if you find it installed on your fiance’s phone, it wasn’t an accident, they simply don’t like you. And if its on your child’s phone, its nobody’s fault. They didn’t accidentally stumble on it.
    2) Use censoring software for their PC, or watch your families usage closely. The reality is, when kids get busted, of course they will blame popup’s or whatever. This way, you can be sure it isn’t due to popup’s.

    My observations have been that the people who force others to conform with hardcore catholic values, prefer to lay the blame everywhere else.

    Stop making up rubbish!!! People arguing crap about porn “breaking up marriages” or other such stuff just proves why its good Australia now has a political sex party (and now I know who I’ll be voting for). If religious extremists had their way, contraceptives would be banned, and families would fall apart because they would grow to epic sizes and be unaffordable.

    I think its good that apps such as this have been released. People have the right to use them (I wont be, but those so inclined can). It doesn’t mean they are evil though, or addicted.

  39. I think porn is a pretty stupid waste of time. But censoring porn is an even bigger waste of time because people who want it will just hack their phones in order to get it and we’d end up with lots of insecure devices.

    It’s also silly because there’s much worse stuff freely available on the internet and the iPhone doesn’t block any of it with its browser. It only blocks other porn apps because the iPhone is all about Apple’s control over app stores, not morality.

  40. Urrr guys (and gals) you are talking as if Porn on your phone is a new thing? People who wanted porn on the move would of already been using either video files or… wait for it… The browser!!!! to get it. Those who don’t, haven’t.

    This app is only really going to be used by the people who are already porning it up… soooo all in all nothing really changes (as you have to go out of your way to find the app anyway).

  41. It sound’s like some of you people are afraid of porn, like it’s some kind of disease that you can’t stop watching once you started :)

    … anyway i just don’t see why you would want porn “on the go”.

  42. alexthearmo/#1 – please either go jack off or get off my planet.. porn will be around longer than everyone you know, and if it destroys your life then you didn’t deserve to have one to start with. shut up.

  43. @zefi
    Basically that we are generally more open minded about it, and we dont find sex, or the portraying of sex as immoral. Apart from a few rabid feminists that wants to forbid women to have any other sex than pure vanilla since its demeaning. >.<

  44. people will eventually get bored with porn because it’s just plain stupid. Read a book. Learn calculus and programming…or learn how to draw and play a musical instrument. Create something and use your mind instead of your genitalia.

  45. @ari-free
    Seeing how the porn industry is going well and all, your opinion is contrary to facts. I suggest you take your own advice. ;)
    And if you don’t mind, please explain the connection between blocking porn apps with iPhone and Apple’s control over their app store?
    @mikey
    I guess you’ll say the same if it destroys the life of someone close to you, hmm? I do agree with you then, that they most probably don’t deserve to have it in the first place. ;)
    @Ulvhamne
    Wow… I never knew that healthier view of sex = being open minded about sex. Oh well, to each his own.
    Glad to know you’ll be a good dad. Or mom. ;)
    _
    The next thing to come would probably be gambling apps for android. Looking forward to the comments. :D

  46. Eh, wait. Gambling apps is allowed, right?

  47. “destroying wive’s self esteem”…….yeah, right.

    What a bunch of liberal, pop-culture, touchy-feely BS! Any “wife” whose “self-esteem” is so fragile that porn would “destroy” it has some serious mental issues to begin with.

    It’s been the PC crowd worrying all of us about people’s “self-esteem” that brought us social promotions, no-fail policies, elimination of competition in everything from sports to spelling bees……all that crap.

    Get a life.

  48. For who think yahoo should block apps, remember that the VHS won the format wars because of porn.

    Also, blocking apps because you might disagree is just as bad having a big brother watching over you. One more thing, Google has removed apps from the market when deemed to inappropriate (people can report these apps), plus remember you have to go a ways off to install these “other market” apps.

  49. “people will eventually get bored with porn because it’s just plain stupid. Read a book. Learn calculus and programming…or learn how to draw and play a musical instrument. Create something and use your mind instead of your genitalia.”

    Ive done all those things, and I still think porn has its place in society. I would ban religion far far before I even put any limitations on porn.

  50. While I would agree with Alex, the fact is: sex sells. If everyone downloads it, it brings extra people to android and increases its profile, for better for worse. That’s the tragedy of the commons at work, and why the open source system is as good as it is.

    In short: if you don’t like porn, ignore it and/or make sure you have ways to prevent exposure to your children, loved ones, etc. to it. If not, that’s your call. That’s just the way things work.

  51. @alexthearmo if you weren’t going to bring it up a third time why did you? As you pointed out it is just your opinion and everyone is entitled to their own opinion. My question is why we are required to hear your opinion three times? You must get some sort of pleasure out of telling people what you believe is right for their lives or else you wouldn’t have repeatedly posted your opinion. You are right you are entitled to you opinion and I am entitled to be offend by you repeatedly telling me your opinion and essentially insisting that your opinion is somehow more valid then any other opinion.

  52. @zefi
    Of course I am prepared for the responsibility of the power of choice. Morality, even as given by organized religion, is entirely subjective. What one person deems immoral another of the same denomination may not consider as such. Freedom of choice doesn’t mean that the gates should be left open an unattended. However sex is such a giant taboo in many cultures that proper education is difficult. Parents and children are often too uncomfortable and embarrassed to approach the subject and many would consider this vicious cycle to be the real source of harm. Freedom should not be considered a digital switch, only able to be fully on or fully off. Regulation is the key, not control.

    “Chaperons, even in their days of glory, were almost never able to enforce morality; what they did was to force immorality to be discreet. This is no small contribution.” – Judith Martin aka Miss Manners

    What I would say is that the success of the industry itself saddens me. That it so clearly reflects on a society and how base and crass it is. Unable to elevate and educate itself.

  53. These are popular in the Middle East. Loads of nude women in burqas and a daily Mohammad cartoon.

  54. @alexthearmo
    Ok first, why did u post it twice? Kinda of pointless. Second, Its a person choice and yes some people have different choices then others we all have our own oppinions. I live in one of the most annoyingly moral state in the US (Utah), here there are alot of people who force their religion onto others. That is all people do anymore is try and get people to conform and as said earlier if you try and block stuff it will only make things worse people will find a way to get things they want and so be it if its porn then its porn who are you to say otherwise if its wrong of somebody me and my husband use porn for position ideas. I am a Bisexual female who has done lots of different things and watched alot of different things. I have experienced alot of things and gotten nasty looks from alot of people where i live but the truth of the matter is if u think someone is doing something wrong and you judge them then your not any better. I have been judged quite alot and guess what i just tell those people to bite me! lol but what really gets me is the fact that u were looking at this site and how you found it would mean you were looking for it… doesnt it??
    Another thing is porn doesnt ruin marriges the people in the marrige ruin it themselves. I agree with what Hmm said earlier if you have a problem with it dont download it or even look at it… if your afraid of your kids looking at it block it. there are alot of programs that block and monitor this kind of thing (netnanny).

  55. Oh and by annoyingly moral i mean people who fake being goody two shoes people who are fake about who they are and fake being temple worthy and crap like that then they turn around and judge you for being strait forward about it… just clearing that up lol

  56. This is just for kinky people !! LoL.

  57. @Zer09
    No, silly. I didn’t ask you to be prepared for the responsibility of the power of choice. :P
    I asked you to be prepared for the _consequences_. ;)
    @Caszy
    Who said it’s wrong to judge people?

  58. No fc’s on my G1. Just installed Dildroid (not that I need one). The only glitch was that Mikandi just downloads it, you have to then pull it from notifications and install manually.

  59. @IzRey

    What business do you have with other people watching filthy porn on their phones? It has nothing to do with a moral backbone because it does not concern you.

    You can find it repulsive all you want, but you don’t get to make up moral standards that does not exist. The day I jerk off on the buss, you get to object.

  60. @zefi
    definition of responsible: Answerable for an act performed or for its consequences.

    Who said it was wrong to judge others? Jesus did (Mathew 7:1) stating that God is the only one fit to judge.

  61. Lol at the idea that porn can destroy ANYTHING.
    Porn is not an entity that seeks out marriages and destroys them. Porn is not Matrimonial Terminator.

    Marriages are destroyed only by the choices of individuals. One stupid choice at a time. Stop blaming inanimate objects for your problems and look in the mirror.

    I vote a big YES for this app, cause its what someone wants to make, and another wants to take without a single law broken.

  62. Nothing like a good porn app to get people fired up.

    I agree with everyone who has posted here as I can see how opinions are formed from experience. Maybe the energy would be better spent putting together a basic framework for how the USERS would like to see the Android Market redesigned and submitting it to Google. They clearly need user input at this point because the market is a mess.

    I fully support an 18+ section that hosts adult content. It should be a section that requires a little extra effort to get into. Nothing major but keeping adult content away from kids should be everyone’s concern. Once they reach legal age let’m fap to Jenna to their hearts content.

  63. Maybe one of you anti-everything people should take Android and make a PORN-FREE version instead of leeching off of us free-speech peddlers. Oh, and make sure nobody can say anything bad about anyone else when using it…we wouldn’t want anyone to feel bad now would we? By the way, I’m not partial to the color yellow, so make sure there’s none of that in there…no black either…or white. Those make me feel bad.

    My motto: If you can’t make fun of yourself, someone else will. :P

  64. Quite earlier than what you expected, This Mikandi app will surely bring the pot of gold to the android
    market considering that the people loves to “play” with their droid everynight watching….
    adult-oriented sceneries.­.. Am I correct?

    Take another “peek” with the new application: http://bit.ly/mikandi-porn-application-best-or-worst

  65. 1st: I posted twice by accident…when I revisited the page my first post wasn’t there, so I posted again…that’s why I have multiple posts.

    2nd: I did not judge anyone…go back and read my post…I didn’t make any judgements on any person in this forum/thread…I simply stated that I was sad to see pornography becoming even more pervasive than it already is. That is my opinion, just as you all have your own. I agree with Zer09 when he posted that Jesus said not to judge anyone, for God alone is the judge (Matthew 7:1…Thanks Zer09)….But just before that in Matthew 5, Jesus also said, “You have heard that it was said, ‘Do not commit adultery.’ But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell.” In essence he’s raising the bar of morality saying…you may not have put your dicky-doo in that woman, but you might as well have…because you are looking at her for means of sex only. God wants us to be loving, caring, and faithful husbands to our wives…does that mean we are perfect? By NO MEANS, but we should strive to be. I think all the men in this forum agree that we should strive to love our wives well and be faithful to them. I don’t think anyone would argue with that. I’m enjoying the dialogue. -alex

  66. alex, your last post says a lot. I need to buy a lion.

  67. @Be: I appreciate your humor. :) you buy a lion, I’ll dig the pit. ;)

  68. @Zer09
    Dearie, for the last time, no one’s asking you to be responsible/answerable to the consequences. I’m asking you to be prepared for it.
    Definition of prepared: To make things or oneself ready/To brace yourself for something.
    _
    I like your eisegesis of Matthew 7:1. I especially like the next verse, 7:2, saying that ‘for with what judgement you judge, God says it’s wrong; and with the measure you use, God says you cannot do that.’
    Ops, got that wrong, sorry. My bible recorded the saying as ‘with the manner you judge, you will be judged in return similarly.’ Well, I think I _prepared_ for that and I think my eisegesis is more accurate than yours.
    Or maybe you quoted the wrong verse?
    And do you know I will judge the world? Do you know I will judge the angels? Geez.
    @Karuk
    I agree. I also can see now that being ill-informed helps people with experiences come up with bad opinions. And I can also see that you’re one of those bad adults who think their opinion are superior. Who are you to decide that kids can’t handle teh pr0n? As @mikey wrote, if it destroyed their lives, they prolly didn’t deserve to have one in the first place. And you gotta remember, @mikey’s opinion is formed from experience!
    _
    And I want a berrydroid… Kogan should’ve went ahead with the Agora… I’m really hoping that G6600 uses Android!

  69. I LOVE it. Now if they would only provide content…..

  70. “Google is blocking as much as they can”

    I find that hard to believe as Google is GREAT for looking up porn jpegs. Type in the chick’s name under image search. Try doing a Google image search for Tiffany Joy. She’ll poke your eyes out!

  71. My manager likes to scoot off the the side and surf for porn while he sits in ‘high visibility meetings all day’

  72. Interestingly enough, apparently a study was done recently, and they couldn’t find a single male who hasn’t seen porn. Wont post the link because it might be identified as spam, but its from the telegraph..

    “Single men watched pornography for an average of 40 minutes… Prof Lajeunesse said pornography did not have a negative effect on men’s sexuality”.

    Sounds like every adult male has ruined their lives more then once :D

  73. @ari-free

    “use your mind instead of your genitalia.”

    I can’t have both?

    @alexthearmo

    “I think all the men in this forum agree that we should strive to love our wives well and be faithful to them. I don’t think anyone would argue with that.”

    That’s the problem with you PC people. You think and want everybody to be exactly the same. It is simply uninformed to think “all men” even HAVE wives. What about single guys? Gays? Priests? (OK I repeat myself) Those with physical disabilities who cannot have sex themselves; their only outlet is to watch? Oh but you just want to sweep any “unusual” person under the rug.

    You run your own life, let me run mine.

  74. Women don’t like porn???

    According to the New York Times, therapist Lori Brotto “regularly wires the genitals of her patients to a photoplethysmograph to measure whether the women respond with surges of vaginal blood flow while they watch a pornographic video. Almost always, they do.”

    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/29/magazine/29sex-t.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all

  75. When I see porn (by accident of course) it makes me feel dirty and guilty. Then, often, I cannot help myself, I start getting aroused. This loss of control makes me angry and frightened. In fact, even a brazenly exposed ankle has the same effect. Male or female makes no difference. MUUUUUSSSST REGAAAAIN CONTROOOOOL!!!

    I’m sure all good citizens feel the same, so the obvious solution is to round up everyone involved in making, distributing or viewing all this naughtiness, tie them to a stake in the public square, and let the villagers — weak men and frigid women alike — flog them until they bleed to death.

    It’s simply the right thing to do!

  76. @Carl
    I like your context-ignoring arguments. ;)
    I’m impressed you can use your gonads to think!
    And your thoughts are amazing! I didn’t know “all the men in this forum AGREE that we should strive to love our wives well and be faithful to them” = “all men HAVE wives.”
    @Jeff
    Who said women don’t like porn? Who dared say that!?? BTW, didn’t know one female therapist represents the majority of women. Amazing fact!
    @Fred
    Surely we can either just put them into jail, or make them perform public services…?
    Please, be merciful. An eye for an eye. Not more than that…

  77. @zefi
    “Surely we can either just put them [everyone involved in making, distributing or viewing all this naughtiness] into jail, or make them perform public services…?”
    And why would “we” (you) put someone in jail for enjoying an exciting image? Do you also kidnap people for enjoying a grilled cheese sandwich?

  78. Wow – Android proves it’s open enough to be exploited by people who are shady at best and most likely criminal. I suspect all this app does is promise that it will do something, but in reality it downloads your sensitive data to the “developer.”

  79. those android icon edits seem like copyright violations from mikandi…

  80. I thought the whole reason of having flash on Android was for people to access youporn, oops I mean youtube.

    Porn drives media technology VHS the Internet are two things that would never have taken off without porn.

    Much like War is responsible for many of the things we take for granted each day.

    Does it make it good or morale? No
    Does it make it true? Yes

    Porn may well ruin some marriages but in other marriages it can have the reverse effect. If someone has an addictive personality they are as likely to get hooked on gambling, MMORPG, crack, or a variety of other things.

    I think the answer is somewhere inbetween both viewpoints however you can’t deny the old adage “sex sells” apple will never get onto this bandwagon so Android wins.

    Discuss…

  81. reminds me of that song from Avenue Q

    “how you think the net was born? PORN PORN PORN”

    :)

  82. Quite earlier than what you expected, This Mikandi app will surely bring the pot of gold to the android
    market considering that the people loves to “play” with their droid everynight watching….–1=
    adult-oriented sceneries.­.. Am I correct?

    Take another “peek” with the new application: http://bit.ly/mikandi-porn-application-best-or-worst

  83. Quite earlier than what you expected, This Mikandi app will surely bring the pot of gold to the android
    market considering that the people loves to “play” with their droid everynight watching….
    adult-oriented sceneries.­.. Am I correct?????

    Take another “peek” with the new application: http://bit.ly/mikandi-porn-application-best-or-worst

  84. Guys.
    Use It don’t use It . Its your choice. Let’s talk about the store.
    I installed it to see what Its about. I saw. Clicked a link. And un unstalled It It.
    Now my phone is so sluggish I can’t even see what I am typing here. And Miranda downloads Itself every day ? ?
    . Not nice.

  85. @Fred
    Only if kidnapping them would save them from getting decapitated by you [for enjoying a grilled cheese sandwich].

  86. Okay, this is a S T U P I D question, but can someone please tell me what “FC” stands for? ie: “No FC’s on my device. Please and thanks!

  87. There are actually free porn options for the android. Save the app stuff for the iphone fanboys… I’ll get my porn on my browser http://dpinkvisual.com/m1/index.html

  88. I feel that guys are going to be guys. I don’t agree with porn. But yea if I do find it ony husbands phone I will CHOKE him. Not for pleasure either. I did not buy him a phone to look at porn. Yes porn can break up marriges. Some ppl just can’t agree with porn. Even when they make compromises just to keep the porn freak happy.

  89. I can’t believe how childish some of you are, stating that GOOGLE should be blocking this! I don’t know where you live but in America, we have this little thing we call freedom, and as a real man I have this lil thing called self control. If you cant control yourself, move to a country where they do it for you! it’s because of pussies like you that America is going down the drain and becoming one of those government controlled countries. We are losing our freedoms and liberties that so many have died for because losers like you cant control yourselves. Take responsibility for what you do and stop passing the blame onto others! Video games = violence? No! stupid mindless idiots with no control = violence. Rap music = violence? No! Stupid people who glorify what is rapped about, and the tragedies that other people go through in these songs = violence. Fast industry = fat people? No! people who dont stop eating 5000 calories a day and sitting on their asses without any exercise = fat people. Alcoholism is a disease? NO!!! People that don’t no when to say enough are the freakin disease!!! Quit being so damn weak and except some responsibility losers!

  90. All you need to get free porn on your Android phone is your stock browser, and these links:

    http://www.mobilepornovids.com

    http://www.mobilepornhub.com

    http://www.mobilebrazzers.com

    Forget the rest..

  91. Thx brad I’ve been trying to find mobile adult sites, hope thr free, as soon as adobe flash player is out for droid in the next few months, everyone can just watch porn for free like on your pc, and you won’t need mikandi anyway

  92. “Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself.”
    -Milton Friedman

  93. you guys need to chill with the whole ‘google should block this’ BS. People don’t need an app to look at porn. In fact, most porn sites have a mobile version.

  94. hahahaha you guys need to hang out with women that aren’t such prudes. MY wife and I watch porn together all the time. Her collection is at least twice the size of mine.

    Maybe one day we can distance ourselves from fear-and-judgement based paradigms which turn natural acts into something to be ashamed of. THAT is what ruins marriages.

  95. All I got’ve to say is porn is evil. For men and for women.

  96. May if people would read the Bible and do as God says. This world is going TO HELL! Porn is an attack on the mind and we all know must men are weak when it comes to visual things-women have no respect for themselves anymore. They think its cute to show off all they have.

    Sex = Love to Men
    Love = Sex to women
    Thats why women act they way they do…they think if they show and do all that men will love them.

    Just think all those women and men who do this porn thing are someones child and you are watching them and lusting after them. Hope you dont have a son or daughter…how would you feel if your father was masterbating to a picture of your naked daugher…or son…

    It gets burned in your brain…and it does destory marriages and families…there is no good what so ever…

    So looking at naked ladies or men turn you on and then you go have sex with your husband or wife…your not turn on by your spouse its someone else who turned you on…THATS SICK!!!

    If your husband or wife isnt meeting your needs and you have to look at porn to get your fix then you need to step up and tell them.

    As my mom always says…wanna a little poop in your brownies..its just a little it wont hurt…

    just like porn…drugs…food…anything…the more you do it the more you want it…the more it controlls you

  97. @alexthearmo

    LOL! The whole point is that Android is Open Source and that is why Android is amazing. They can try to block it as much as they want, but its an OPEN source software. Its no different then going into the mobile browser and typing in a porn site. If you dont like it, then dont download it…..if they block it, it just gets rid of the idea of OPEN source. Just get an iPhone if you dont like the beauty of Freedom.

  98. Lol I just sat here readin all the post.

    @A – wow no idea what you are trying to say, and you seem sadly misinformed. Love is the same for men and women. Sex is sex something that men have a natural desire for at younger ages, and womens urge kicks in later.

    @zerf – healthier view of sex being its out in the open for everyone to see or turn a blind eye too. I have traveled all over the world, and countries that don’t “protect” their citizens the way the us does, have less sexual assaults. That to me explains how its healthier

  99. You know what ruins marriages? Lack of trust. Guns dont kill people by themselves, and porn does not ruin marriages, people do. My wife and I have a healthy collection of porn on our password protected external hard drive. We have learned many things from it and I would NEVER expect my wife to do anything I saw in a porn video unless she offered.

    Some people just cant handle the fact that their significant other likes to masturbate without them. My wife and I masturbate when we want, with or without each other and porn will NEVER ruin our marriage. Women who get mad at their husbands for masturbation or watching porn should never have married them in the first place. If your husband leaves you because you wont let him do something he saw in a porn video, blame your own stupid decision to marry an asshole not pornography. This is almost worse than the “weed makes people stupid” debate. Some people are just stupid, untrustworthy idiots that make bad decisions, and some people arent. Instead of trying to change others, try just associating yourself with good people for a change.

  100. Oh and as far as kids getting into porn, I have had a porn collection since I was 13, I have smoked marijuana since I was 17. I have a 9yr old girl and a 14yr old boy and I have made them both fully aware that both are adult matters and they both understand the consequences fully.

    Keeping things from kids is the best way to spark their curiosity, and would you rather the kids at school offer them pot or a porn video before you tell them about the consequences? I suppose you could just lock them in a closet of naivety and toss them into the real world for the first time during college, I mean the porn industry can always use more innocent naive coeds.

  101. So I was porn surfing and saw your site and thought it was a great idea…. just one problem for me… I can download the client but my motorola backflip will not allow the instillation to occur. Ne1 know a backdoor to the issue that doesn’t involve getting a different phone?

  102. Haha this series of comments had me and the guys laughing for a good half hour or so. This is why we do what we do, freedom of choice. That way you can turn your phone into a fap box if you want, its on you. We also protect your freedom of speech, that way you can discuss porn (well, not just porn). It’s great to see how opinionated people are, and its an eye opener to different views on porn. Personally, I am pro-porn. Let people do what they want to it, but I watch it with my girlfriend of 3 years to kick things off and get a few laughs. Keep it real America, F*cking love these states and you the people :)

  103. You ppl are ignorant. If you don’t like it don’t download it. Simple as that. Keep it moving.

  104. All this talk of no-no’s and pee-pee’s is making my infantile brain scared. All i can think to do is react with violence and anger and hatred. I love Jesus.

  105. Porn is like chocolate for ppl who love sex…actually if u have a gf/bf that watches porn ask em to watch it with u…it actually makes foreplay 10x bette…no bullshit…if u like watchin porn, don’t beat it TOO hard and on a daily basis ESP if u have a mate…porn is for when noones home and u wanna get one out be u male or female…but believe me…if mikandi IS workin better, its goin on my phone.why?.bc I can do that bc I don’t have an iphone and I’m a grown ass man so I can do wtf I want.and to the nay sayers I agree with u as well, on the don’t download it part that is.outside of that I PERSONALLY think ur buggin.DISNEY accepts porn as an art form so y can’t u?.but on a lighter note, iphones suck, androids rule.

  106. I’m a woman & been with the same man for 11 yrs. We LOVE PORN :-)

  107. i don’t get what some of u are talking about when you say porn ruins relationships cuz me and my girl watch it together buy it together and when i watch it by my self and get a hard on i go to her which raises her self esteem about her image and were all happy…and im going to quote kat williams “how the hell can someone else fucc up your SELF ESTEEM it the esteem of your god damn self”

  108. Woman view and buy a lot more porn than most men realize. I used to work for an adult bookstore (& I am a woman) & there were plenty of women that came in. The wole point is freedom of choice. If you don’t like it don’t look at it & block your personal computers & phones from it.

  109. Porn ruined my marriage, I jizzed on my wife’s EVO and ruined it. She promptly asked for a divorce.

  110. Ok wat I don’t understand about this alexthearmo idiot is how he/she got on this sight unless they were looking for porn just sayin :p

  111. Oh and to A that comment about shit lol no one is going to get addicted to shit in their brownies lmao :p

  112. do the site come up on the bill?

  113. I am very open-minded, and welcome freedom of choice such as Mikandi, at least they are serving a market that will always be wanted and trying to take some of the risk out of it. I think that it is working a little better now than a year ago, but don’t presume it is safe. I found some valid info on its safety here:
    http://www.heavenlyandroid.com/android-apps/app-news/136-mikandi-virus

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