“Hurrying Troll Champagne,” and other crazy names from the HTC Generator

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So HTC released this word generator for everyone to play with. It’s simple: click a button, and you’ll get three words, each starting with the three letters which make up HTC’s name. Since the company’s letters don’t really mean anything anymore (well… it used to stand for “High Tech Computer Corporation,” but they don’t want you to know that) they thought it’d be cool to let imaginations run wild. Here are just a few we’ve come across during our time of mindless fun with the thing:

  • Herculean Toasted Carnivore — So Hercules finally adopted his father’s power and learned how to cook a good steak with lightning. Not bad.
  • Hungry Ticking Competition — It could work… maybe. Clocks tick, and in order to tick they need gears. And those gears are hungry for power (because how else are they going to move?) And life is one big competition. Totally works.
  • Hyperactive Technician Cubical — OK, this one makes too much sense.
  • Happy Tourist Catapult — Something tells me tourists won’t be happy to be catapulted anywhere.
  • Humorous Teenager Coffee — Because there’s nothing funnier than a coffee made for the same baristas who are usually hired to make it.
  • Helicopter Truck Cosmonaut — Sounds like Apollo 13 and Knight Rider had a baby.

What kind of crazy names have you come across with this thing? Give it a whirl over at HTC’s site, and be sure to post your own (with a little commentary, if you don’t mind) in the comments section below. Have fun, and keep it classy!

PS: after a decent amount of tries, you’ll come across this video:

… which is pretty much a longer version of the Vine HTC posted yesterday. The HTC One Max is definitely on the horizon.

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  • androidisawesome

    Hipster telephone competition

  • NexusKoolaid

    Handmade Telescope Cookie

  • Richard cruz

    Hovering technological car

  • No_Nickname90

    Honorable Targeting Cactus.

  • dp917

    hefty teenage cantaloupe

    • No_Nickname90

      These names though. I got Hero Touching Cactus. Like WTF? LoL!!

      • Del373

        Okay Superman, show us on the doll where the cactus touched you.

  • http://twitter.com/gamercore Chris Chavez

    Using these as ideas for my upcoming band name. Thanks, Happy Telephone Company! :D

  • bluegreen343

    hefty tatertot coconut …. :P

  • dandybuck

    Her Tasty Clitoris

    • Rick Giglio

      WINNER!!!!!!!!!

  • Garret_Broemser

    Hottub Tatoo Cowboy

  • HellRa1SeR

    Hot Tourist Cruisliner.! Legit. Makes sense.

    • meltedmoops999

      Makes (HTC) Sense.

  • master94

    Happy Telephone company they used in the end of the last promo was waful

  • Paul_Werner

    Hottub Taxidermist Carnivore

  • Joshua Simpson

    High Telephone Crab. LOL, too much weed… : D

  • Rick Giglio

    Hillbilly Telephone Company

  • Dave Jabluszewski

    Hyper Throwing Contest – I only ask one thing – what I have to eat to be able to compete?

  • Loud

    Holy turtle crap. Hot toasted coconut.

  • Jo Munianga

    Hefty tuba competition. Honourable troll company

  • Del373

    Helicopter
    Turtle
    Cartoon

    …HTC must be fans of Lauren Faust’s work.

  • James George

    Slow news day?

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      Using these as ideas for my upcoming band name. Thanks, Happy Telephone Company! :D

  • izzyt

    Hungry Tarantula Contest

  • casualsuede

    Hot Things Coming…That was what I wanted.
    Hungry Troll Championship…That’s what I got.

  • chilbnb

    Handsome Tiger Cactus

  • yewslus

    Hyenas
    Taking
    Children

    …because we all know the dingo ate yo bay bee!

  • yewslus

    HTC – Pot for dyslexics

  • David J Dunmore

    Huge Trotting Cheese