Do you think Android kicks Apple’s ass? Wear it proudly on your chest with this new t-shirt


Looking for some new clothes to rock this Spring? How about this brand new t-shirt that Dion Briggs is selling? The design? Simple. The message? Short and sweet: “Android kicks Apple’s ass.” And that, my friends, it does. With 75% of the worldwide smartphone shipments last quarter belonging to Android it’s hard for anyone to argue with that sentiment. So why not wear it proudly?

It’s a bit profane, sure, but it’s no worse than what I’ve seen some of you passionate Android enthusiasts have been saying in the comments section. The shirts are available in sizes small through 3X and can be had for $17 each. Those in the US pay an extra $6 for shipping and pay with Google Checkout, while the rest of the world pay $13 more through Paypal.

The sizes are all fit for guys, but girls can get fit with their curves by special demand. Bigger sizes up to 5X are also available by special order. And if you want a hoodie, the price rises to about $30. You can contact Dion Briggs for questions and special orders, but if you don’t need any of that then get over to the online storefront to order one right now.

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  • Cesar Ortiz

    wished they made a t shirt with this on the front of the shirt: and in the back that it would say the “Android” logo in green xD

    edit: I don’t like the message this shirt gives , as an android fan, this seems kinda wrong using it :/

    • No_Nickname90

      I wouldn’t want a shirt that says this. You can only imagine how quickly the shirt would become outdated. LoL!!

      • Cesar Ortiz

        lol w/e , just saying (:

  • Caleb Loop

    That guy’s facial expression is priceless.

  • Unorthodox

    I do agree with the message, and I wear other Andy tees – Andy Exploded, original Google’s Android, and a Wrong Droid. But this shirt is too much, and the wearers deserve a punch in a face. You don’t mess with people’s religions. Android phan site is the place where statements like such should be contained.

  • itmustbejj

    Ugh…too much. What’s next are we going to start going door to door passing out pamphlets?

    • Alexander Ramirez

      Oh, you guys aren’t doing this already? I guess I jumped the gun…

      • Cesar Ortiz

        -_- are you serious??

        • No_Nickname90

          Are YOU serious?

          • Cesar Ortiz

            Are YOU serious?

          • Tyler

            NO U.

          • Cesar Ortiz

            lol w/e (:

    • RussianDroid

      Excuse me, do you have a minute to talk about our mobile savior Google Android?

      Android’s Witnesses? Instead of a dress shirt and a tie, wear this ridiculous t-shirt?

  • pops87

    Hard to tell what’s douchier, the shirt or the guy’s “Come at me, bro” expression.

    • Cesar Ortiz


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    • scoter man1

      They could just make one that has #Swag on it. Wait… iOS people could probably relate to that.

    • themuffinman75

      LMAO, I wonder how many people scrolled back up just to look at his expression, I know I did, LOL.

  • blest

    Shirt is pure wackness

  • ratnok

    My logo is enough.

  • bob

    What happened to keeping it classy? This is sad.

    • ari_free

      Well…after the lawsuits and threats to Android’s existence, I can understand why some people would want to give Apple the finger.

  • Derrick Pitts

    Do they accept Visa or Gmail?

  • rageboardr

    Un-imagined and classless. I would be embarrassed to be around someone wearing it. The thing about being great is that you don’t have to rub it in peoples faces, its just known.

    • Roaduardo

      It’s too juvenile. Why would they manufacture this? Printing a troll-like comment on a shirt?

  • PuzzledObserver

    Try your best to avoid mocking an opponent. If you want others to respect you you should do the same. Even when attacked by an overzealous iPhone fan, he best approach is to answer objectively and politely.

    • No_Nickname90

      Oh!! How I love them. Proving them wrong while keeping your composure makes victory feel so much better.

  • yankeesrule587

    Looks great, Id wear it. Its true.

  • real0325

    I thought his stance and facial expression , had a come at my ass bro expression . :/

  • real0325

    He’s leaning to the right with his hands in his back pants pocket, like kiss me already.

  • No_Nickname90

    No. I don’t like downgrading other people or their works with harsh words like such.

    And I’m sure if I were to see someone wearing this shirt, I’d ask them “How?” and they will most likely say “It just does”. Yea, that fanboy answer won’t get you no where. LoL!!

    How about “Android Kicks Ass”? No. I don’t like using vulgar language. LoL!!

  • endinyal

    Great Idea!. Now total dorks can proudly advertise themselves in public.

  • BigCiX

    I’d wear it as an undershirt

  • uniquename72

    As a satisfied Android user, Apple is utterly irrelevant to me. Why would I wear a shirt mentioning them?

    Also, Apple is a company while Android is an OS, so the comparison makes no sense.

  • Chris Chavez

    This is the “Ed Hardy” of Android t-shirts…

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  • WadeDogg

    and on the back it should say “i’m and college student who still wets the bed”

    phone wars are gay

  • davemacdo

    Grow up. If you had a shirt with a slick design, I’d consider buying it. Not only will I not buy this shirt, I will mock any idiot I see wearing it. And I say that as a person who buys Android every chance I get and reads Phandroid every day.

    • yankeesrule587

      Its ok, i would get it, but i think id rather get the one with the Android pissing on the apple.

  • ari_free

    Who cares about Apple anymore? Maybe there should be a shirt “Android kicks Bada and Blackberry’s Butt”

    • Unorthodox

      Or – “Apple? What apple?”

  • Jeremiah

    I’ll pass it just seems kinda
    Cheesy. :-(

  • DannyB2

    How about a shirt that says: Android kicks some iOS!

  • Mathias Lindberg

    I don’t think it matters if I think it or not. It’s like asking yourself if Android is better than BlackBerry or Windows Phone. Duh.