NVIDIA Dual-Core Blowout: 5 Androids, 10 Cores, 1 Contest [PART 2]

Two cores down, eight to go. Last week we gave away the Motorola DROID X2 as part of one of our biggest contests ever and today we’re continuing the trend by offering up another top Android device to one lucky Phandroid reader. How can you win and what device are we giving away? Read on!

Some of today’s top Androids are faster than a speeding bullet thanks to NVIDIA’s Tegra 2 processor. The company has extended their emphasis on geeky heroic power by code naming future processors with superhero names like Kal-el, Wayne, and Logan. Sticking with that geeky cool spirit, here is how you can win the T-Mobile G2X by LG, powered by NVIDIA Tegra 2.

THIS WEEK’S DUAL-CORE BEAST:
This week we’re giving away the T-Mobile G2X!

HOW TO ENTER:
See the Spidey pic below?

Leave a funny Android-related caption as a comment on this post by Thursday, July 21st at 11:59PM Eastern Time. Make sure your comment is tied to an account with an e-mail address or some way of getting in touch with you… otherwise we’ll have no way to contact you and will have to select a different winner.

RULES:
Funniest caption wins and “funniest” will be SOLELY determined by Phandroid staff (must be Android-related). We’ll probably see lots of funny entries so think of it as us picking one random caption that made us laugh.  You may only comment ONCE. Anyone who leaves multiple comments, either with the same account or multiple accounts, will be automatically disqualified and we reserve the right to disqualify anyone at our sole discretion.

THE WINNER:
Will be notified on Friday, July 22nd by E-Mail.

THE NEXT CONTEST:
On Monday, July 25th we’ll be giving away one of the remaining Dual-Core Android Beasts. Which one? How can you win? Those questions will go unanswered until the 25th rolls around. Remember we’re FIVE Android Devices – all powered by NVIDIA’s Dual-Core Tegra 2 processor- and we’re giving them all away to you, our loyal readers. In no particular order:

Goodluck to this week’s contestants and we look forward to your entries this week and beyond!

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  • http://TheAndroidInvasion.com/ Chance Miller

    “Why isn’t my G2x running Gingerbread??”

  • http://twitter.com/Droidfan87 droidfan87

    “How many multi-touch points can I use on this thing?”

  • http://profiles.google.com/grremlin Konstantin Vishnevsky

    I’ll need a super tough screen protector on my Android… damn micro spikes, damn spider!

  • daboyz1223

    “Wonder what kind of words swype will make up when i type with my fingers like this.”

  • Chris Peterson

    “All these super powers and I can’t even use a touch screen with these stupid gloves”

  • http://profiles.google.com/dnoggle Derek Noggle

    “Steve Jobs wants me to shave down my fingertips?! Crazy bastard…”

  • http://twitter.com/ELPeterson Eric

    And I thought I needed this suit to control the web…

  • RedPandaAlex

    These SmarTouch gloves are blowing my mind.

  • Josh Hohendorf

    What did I just do to that little green Android?

  • http://twitter.com/matthewwilkes Matthew Wilkes

    Capacitive gloves, you say?

  • http://twitter.com/Edgeicator Edgeicator

    Why can’t I hold all these droids?

  • http://twitter.com/acidone Bryan Snyder

    “How many weeks till HTC releases the kernel source?”

  • Rickywainwright

    “I’ll only get HOW MANY hours of battery life??”

  • Stefan K

    “Where shall i put my new inviseble Android Tablet”

    Sorry for bad language, i’m dutch ;)

  • http://profiles.google.com/originalme8 Christopher S. Bates

    My spidey-sense may be tingling, but these stupid gloves won’t allow me to activate Google Maps!

  • Rick Wilson

    This virtual representation of Spiderman with Nvidia’s double quad cores on my honeycomb is wicked. It’s almost I am Spiderman.

  • JonnyPo

    Which hand should I use to hold my G2X?

  • http://www.resistars.com/ Tyler Bules

    “…6, 7, 8. 8 cores!”

  • Daniel Dafonseca

    “I can’t believe they ran out of the green android costumes. Guess I’ll have to dance in this.”

  • http://twitter.com/dangroveruk Dan Grover

    “Whilst multi-touch might be harder, at least I can’t ‘death grip’ my phone with no thumbs.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/Vexxecon Spencer Cole

    “I so can’t wait till the USB connectivity gets implemented for my suit…”

  • http://twitter.com/Koobie_2009 eibook

    1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8…Motorola and Verizon are 8 months overdue with the XOOM 4G upgrade, WHY!!!!!!!!!

  • Lance

    Android OS gets two thumbs!

  • FreakFly

    Aw damn! I can’t hold my new Galaxy Tab without any freaking thumbs!!!!

  • Andrew Wickham

    :: after Peter Parker is hired by Apple ::

    Spidey: Android has how many more devices?

  • aaronkt

    Damn you spiders and your no thumbs!!!

  • Matt Galo

    “I am going to be AMAZING at Angry Birds now.”

  • Matthew Dalladay-Simpson

    “I really love my invisible tablet when im out spideying about!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/ryan.shepard3 ryan shepard

    This Spiderman 3D gmae in my my Evo 3D looks so real!

  • sven256

    Yo dawg

    I will use my web, to control your web!.

  • http://twitter.com/SPSamL Sam Larko

    If I’d only modded some Isotoner SmartTouch gloves, instead.

  • KyleNC

    “I wonder if these would look good in green…”

  • Alexandre Leclerc

    Why isn’t the touch screen working?

  • https://plus.google.com/102290060063255149992 Alek Tritt

    I will never be able to use my G2X’s touch screen! Why? Why?! Why was I cursed with these damn spider powers?!

  • t3chdzyn

    So what you’re telling me is… I need to wear these to keep my iphone from dropping calls? Where’s my G2X?!

  • Jo Munianga

    OMG did I just lose my thumbs? I knew it that android stole them! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS-hyGi7MnM

  • Michael Kelly

    “My spider senses are tingling! WTF is tactile feedback?!!”

  • http://profiles.google.com/pnoymagnetix erick magno

    “so, four sets of dual core left for prizes…comes out to 8 individual cores? dammit, i should’ve concentrated on math instead of crime fighting!”

  • Mike Calcagno

    “With these hands I can save the world, caress Mary-Jane or play angry birds on my GX2. Angry birds it is!!!!. Yes, i’m a geek at heart!”

  • blueyedsoul1

    With great dual-core processing power comes great… oh you know the rest!

  • Kay Kim

    “How many months has it been since my Fascinate was promised its froyo update?”

  • jboog083

    I have eight fingers instead of ten…I really am a “spider” man.

  • Robbie Gerling

    Did Sony really surgically remove my thumbs for that super-creepy commercial they did?

  • Don_SoLow

    “iPhone…. or G2X…… iPhone….. or G2X, Wait…. No signal on my iPhone!? I must be holding it wrong, forget that I’ll just get the G2X and enjoy it before AT&T HobGobbles my carrier”

  • http://www.demoskratia.org Armando Hechavarria

    “Oh no…..I dropped my new droid…..while swinging”
    nexusforce@gmail.com

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MPR3KPSSSXL2ZBPL7OA4V4B62U DanielG

    “I just killed a man for cause I thought he had an SG2, only to find out it was an droid charge, What have I done?”

  • takabanana

    That frickin’ Android ate both my thumbs!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Pedro-Lobo/100000534300306 Pedro Lobo

    Spider-Sense: “Yes use The finger power!!”

  • http://mitchs.co Mitch Samuels

    “What happened to me? Last I knew, I was playing Spiderman 3D on the Evo 3D in the Sprint store… This really is 3D!”

  • Joshua Talley

    Dang. I’m gonna need a tablet with Gorilla glass.

  • http://profiles.google.com/srambo68 shane rambo

    damn acid flash backs or is it my evo 3d

  • https://plus.google.com/116879163037230501137/posts Cullen Maglothin

    “This new XOOM 12 running Android 6.3 is so bitchin’ it’s invisible AND gave me super powers!”

  • http://twitter.com/stalkbrandon Brandon V. Fletcher

    “I just won a G2X. But….but….it…doesn’t exist”

  • Dave Chlan

    ‘It’s bad enough AT&T is trying to kill off T-Mo…now they are airing a commercial in which a spider is getting killed too’ – as he watches the AT&T ‘Spider’ commercial in disbelief from his Android phone in his hand:

  • Parkersrounds

    Which finger tip is getting cut off so I can update my status while crime fighting?

  • Prabhjot Singh

    OMFG i lost my thumbs cause of the iphone!!! I need to get me an android phone…*thinking*…. xperia play! Have to go and steal some guys thumbs now….

  • http://mitchs.co Mitch Samuels

    OH MY GOD. Best caption yet! Give it to Elaine!

  • Joshua Peters

    “Oh man, now I really have sticky fingers…”

  • Eric Polsinelli

    Rooting – DAMN that feels good!

  • nirajhshah

    Man not Again, my web are not coming out again, I definitly need to go with Nvidia Android power..

  • Brian

    Wish I had more hands, so I could give Android 4 thumbs up.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000429523839 Robert Oliveira

    “Our next tablet will be this big!!!”

  • MarcusDW

    “Yep, Mary Jane is a B cup.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=526613671 Brad Anger Jr

    I lost my thumbs battling doc Oc?!? How will I play X-Men on my xperia play??? Mary Jane could never love me now…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ronnie-Rizzi/610861200 Ronnie Rizzi

    * sniff sniff* ewwwww, that aint webbing on my hands.!!!!

  • https://profiles.google.com/R.D.Faulkner Daniel Faulkner

    Maybe I shouldn’t have shared my google latitude info with Goblin!?

  • Anmol Ghotra

    “XPERIA PLAY IS ON ITS WAY!”

  • sQueezedhe

    “My Transformer! …oh yeah, wrong film.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=639737455 Chris Wright

    How am I going to play Angry Birds without my thumbs?

  • RitishOemraw

    “Where the heck are my thumbs? -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV09PRsAU2Y&feature=youtu.be&t=21s

    roemraw_at_hotmail_dot_com

  • JD

    If some girl in China is selling her organs for an iPhone. I wonder if I could afford one with just 1 hand.

  • ionekoa

    Nexus marvel spotted in the wild being used by Spider man himself. with it’s 15 inch superamoled 3d display it’s perfect for watching movies and even comes in “invisible”

  • http://www.facebook.com/ryan.shepard3 ryan shepard

    nmd, this wasnt supposed to be a new post.

  • g2xfanatic

    THAT

  • Landon Gonsalves

    What does he mean I’M holding it wrong….? Screw it, I’M GOING ANDROID!

  • gallery69

    “Tegra two’s, I love you, fastest webs in the east!”

  • Rafal Krawczyk

    Thumb culture my ass, who needs thumbs with a touchscreen…

  • Terry Brausch

    How can I swype with these mitts?

  • http://www.facebook.com/JoshuaHobgood Joshua Hobgood

    “Man, I sure looked cooler in the spiderman game on my Evo 3d!”

  • http://maxtechnewz.blogspot.com/ Max

    my spidey senses are telling me that i must find the samsung galaxy s 2

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tarek-Shawky-Badawy/712196256 Tarek Shawky Badawy

    I have fingers that can gesture with my T-mobile G2X android device..OH NO!!! Steve Jobs might think I’m infringing on his IP/patent

  • http://aaronlmyers.com Aaron Myers

    “…then there’s Gingerbread, Honeycomb, and Ice Cream Sandwich. Now what is number eight? Jackal maybe? Then Kingpin?”

  • Dustin DeRyke

    Wow, I really thought after Apple’s lawsuits that it was just a scare tactic that I would lose my thumbs if I imported an Android phone.

  • zodd06

    wait…i have to wait *this* many more months for the Samsung Galaxy S II? OY VEY!

  • TheOtherJames

    Wait. Did I bring my extra battery with me?

  • Guest

    “Whoa, where did my career go? I swear it was right here a second ago!”

  • jean_loup

    Phour plus phour is.. umm, Mary Jane can I borrow your Hero to check something on the web?

  • Tuan Nguyen

    I guess this rules out the Xperia Play… :(

  • Jose Torres

    CRAP!!!!!!!!! what rooftop did I leave my Droid on..

    Welcome to phandroid all !!! -atlya02

  • Nicholas Hrycun

    “My spidey senses are tingling…nope just the haptic feedback”

  • N8ERSWORLD

    Took my mask off and hours later I still can’t pass the first level of Angry Birds. What am I going to do with these things? Useless!!!

  • itistherabbit

    My Droid Sense is tingling!

  • Barry Coleman

    I hate Sticky Keys!

  • dbam987

    “I think I’m holding it wrong…”

  • Matthew Burgos

    “With great spirit fingers… comes great responsibility!”

  • Chris Tezak

    I can “pinch/zoom” with Android, but will it give me the power to pinch/doom!?
    zoebeagle at gmail dot com

  • Kawang Wong

    MJ: Hey Pete, should I Google+ this on my new Android?
    Pete: NO! go get me a freakin’ DOCTOR!
    MJ: Sent! =]

  • BenCaldwell5

    Those bees had it too good… I’m feeling Android 4.1, “Spiderweb.”

  • Guest

    Anybody see my G2X. I think a little green android took it.

  • Luc Hall

    With these hands I can control the web…….

  • zodd06

    hrmmm…no thumbs. I guess swype is out of the question now.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JYEHETD3RIG2FP5FVXGAMUD3CE Parkes

    uh oh hope MJ doesnt video call me right now….not looking like this ugh

  • David Tourtillott

    1, 2, 3, 4 tell me that you… doh! forget you apple I’m going android

  • http://twitter.com/matt_s_cleary Matthew Cleary

    With great dual-core power, comes great Android responsibility…

  • Ryan Gavigan

    God @#*&^% malware on android market, Steve Jobs rooted my phone to make me into a spider, I knew he had world domination for his next plan

  • Mike Gelles

    stupid jappaneese doctor, I needed those thumbs for trying to type on my iphone…(looks to the left), HEY YOU LITTLE GREEN ANDROID GUY, BRING ME BACK MY THUMBS!

  • Robert Foley

    Shoot webs from my fingers or play Angry Birds? Shoot webs from my fingers or find the nearest Starbucks? Shoot webs from my fingers or, awww screw these things!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_B2SD7H6TEI7YTPPB2PD5RHSI5I Darren

    There is something seriously wrong with these gloves!

  • http://twitter.com/directorgelles Mike Gelles

    I DRANK THE APPLE COOLAID, AND NOW I’M STARTING TO FREAK OUT MAN! WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE RED THINGS ON MY HANDS!!!! THERE’S A SPIDER ON MY CHEST, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!

    (EMAIL: GELLES101@SBCGLOBAL.NET)

  • lynyrd65

    Thank God I still have unlimited web!

    • keller5655

      Lol! I was going to post something similar to this, too bad it’s not android related.

      • Sam Keaser

        Web=Interwebz :P

    • lynyrd65

      Yay! I won!

      • jeremyseattle

        Congrats!

  • No_Nickname90

    “More cores than phones!? Hmm… You have 4 here, and 4 there… so… 8 phones!? Oh wait, I can search for the answer, I have free web.”

  • acer1096xxx

    “Does this suit make my fingers look fat? If so, I’m going to have a hard time swyping…”

  • http://wyldtek.com/ wyldtek

    They look like big, good strong hands don’t they. I always thought that’s what they were. My little friends: the angry birds, the plant fighting zombies… with no thumbs I couldn’t hold on to them… I failed…

  • Martin Pelant

    Are those little androids rising from my fingers? How the hell should I use them for climbing?

  • Matt Donovan

    “I was told with great power comes great responsibility and I already dropped my new android… This suit needs to get some pockets.” donovamb10@gmail.com

  • jonathan mccoy

    “Galaxy S III… has a…..Dual…. Kal-El…?”

  • Guest

    I am skinned more than a Moto phone…well almost

  • Jean-Paul Detiege

    I’ve decided to trade in my spidey sense for HTC Sense 3.0. I mean seriously … have you SEEN the new lockscreen!!!!!!!

  • J B

    “I knew I should have sprung for the heat conductive gloves…”

  • Temp Account

    Oops, screwed up.

  • David Gray

    “Ah CRAP, and you all thought I couldn’t put down my Droid before!?!?” (sticky fingers!)

  • http://twitter.com/savagejeep SavageJeep

    Anyone can be a Super Hero, I want to be a Super User!

  • thirsty1258

    In line at the cellphone store.

    Clerk : Mr. Parker now that your iPhone is deactivated you can enjoy your new Android .

    Peter: thanks I’m sure its not that much different.

    Clerk: (looks Peter in the eyes) Peter with great power comes great responsibility.

    peter : (looking at his hands ) Wow I never realised.

  • Temp Account

    Introducing the 10.1″ HTC Unseen.

  • Tim Hawes

    Of course I use Android! Have you ever tried typing on an Blackberry when you have no thumbs!

  • Gino Melone

    Dang it! Smartphones are getting too small. Where is that thing?

  • rdlove

    2x the G-spot action,,,muahhahaha!

  • http://twitter.com/Gho5t_ Street

    dammit apple is going to sue me again..

  • Jim McNelis

    I can spidey-text so fast now, it blew holes thru my glove fingertips!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_TWL5MGI2S7FYFVYHOD4TIB6BKQ NickD

    I knew that with great power comes great responsibility…but I didn’t think it meant losing my freaking thumbs!

  • Firelight

    Dual-core powers ACTIVATE! – oh – uh – wrong company. Why do THEY get all the good stuff? Wonder if I can create a Android-powered Spidey Tracer without Uncle A finding out?

    (Marvel is owned by Disney and Jobs sits on Disney’s BoD thanks to the Pixar deal)

  • Duke Keith

    To self: “C’mon, Peter! You can’t use a touch-screen keyboard with these, they’ll stick to the glass when you try to swipe! Remember what happened the last time you tried to dig out your own Green Goblins? You’re STILL paying off that rhinoplasty bill…I need a slide-out!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brandon-Kirk-Hinson/1401588098 Brandon Kirk Hinson

    “Guess I won’t be needing these Anti-Death Grip gloves now that I switched from the iPhone to the G2X!”

  • Martin Lee

    There’s no way these will work with my on-screen Android keyboard!

  • g2xfanatic

    BETTER RUN MIKE TYSON!!! THE HELL WITH THE THUMBS ANYWAY !!!MY G2X HAS VOICE CAPABILITIES..SUCKER…

  • Channing Ogzewalla

    “The Xperia Play Android stole my thumbs!”

  • http://patmahoneyjr.com Patrick Mahoney

    Oh sweet, Gingerweb!

  • FreeDo

    Why can’t I shake this booger!?!?!?

  • Daniel Walsh

    idk

  • g2xfanatic

    BETTER

  • http://twitter.com/FlyingOnToast Matt N

    Aw, F@@@, I lost my Android phone. No more texting and web-slinging. I have to remember that falling is NOT at the top of my to-do list! I’ll just add that to my app..aw FFUUUU….

  • Nicholas Keatts

    “I cant believe i donated my thumbs to sony for some kind of open sourced device!!”

  • outkastz

    I knew I shouldn’t have bit that apple.

  • Jason Selden

    My spidey senses are tingling. Steve Jobs must be near. Quick lets use my android web sheild!

  • http://www.facebook.com/cajunaggie87 cajunaggie87

    Typing on my G2x would be a lot easier if I only had thumbs…

  • Stifledgenius

    “Dude…my hands…are soooo big…why are my hands so big? Well, now I can use the Optimus Black.”

  • http://www.greenless.com Lex Lybrand

    Why did I borrow Wonder Woman’s XOOM?

  • MichaelGascoyne

    While testing his new found abilities, young Peter Parker discovers he cannot make LG’s G2X appear in his hands through sheer will power…….but sticky fingers could come in handy.

  • Sid Lambert

    Hey Mary, I think I still have gel on my hands, now what….

  • Guest

    Okay soooooo, how does this comes off, if I got a diarrhea?

  • brandon brower

    ahh wth i asked for a green suit not this piece of crap

  • Jason Blasiman

    Somebody tell Sony I want my thumbs back from that damn robot!

  • Jason Blasiman

    I love cats

  • chancho1978

    Has anyone seen my thumbs? This is going to be one hell of a day if i cant find them!

  • itai_marom

    i never knew that the web was so sticky with those android suits

  • DroidRiffic

    There are now, 6…7…8… tablet-optimized apps! My HTC Sense is tingling.

  • YankeeDudeL

    “This long after CES and still no Bionic?!”

  • miso_sori

    Spiderman is still in shock after learning the ITC has put an injunction on his Spidey suit because it violates 2 Apple patents.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1504800159 Jordan Six

    Should I keep the sweet gloves or the sweet phone?

  • Christopher Suits

    “Do I need to make sure I hold the G2X right?”

  • YankeeDudeL

    Peter Parker throws his hands up in disgust upon seeing AT&T’s Samsung Infuse commercial. “WTF, man?!”

  • edgar amaya

    why am i in this alley? HEY WHERE ARE MY THUMBS?!?!
    *see’s the creepy android from the xperia play commercial*
    HEY! GIVE THOSE BACK!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MRXKXFO5F7NVWFJHNZFO7NEHVY Big R

    Spiders have 8 legs and I have 8 fingers!!! Coincidence?

  • David Mohamed

    I can see it now… Sony S1 is going to be good, S2 will live up to expectations, but the S3…. Oh no… Not Again!!!

  • YankeeDudeL

    “For the last time, Gobby, no multitasking, no Flash, and 75% of their App Store are paid! Are you kidding me?”

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_CYQUMMC7Z4UBLSHQAJGNJBKVPM JamesS

    With text to speech, I don’t need these fingers either.

  • B2L

    ” Ew.. I guess that’s what all that white stuff is all over my G2X.”

  • http://twitter.com/GraeHimself Grae

    My Spidey sense 3.0 is sensational, too bad Electro still waiting with his Thunderbolt! “First LTE super phone my Spidey A$$!”

  • g2xfanatic

    thayt

  • pf4awg1

    “You may control the web on your G2X but I control the web with these wrists”

  • Jeremy Carrigan

    with these spidey hands, and a brand new android phone; I can do some major rippin’ and tearin’ of the Internets.

  • http://twitter.com/cyclonesworld Donny

    Great, honeycomb has got my hands all sticky!

    donnyvershure@gmail.com

  • Stefan Aurori

    “How will I play Angry Birds in this suit?”

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VI4MMHESO5JQQGIBFQXEZWPL3M Marcos

    OH MY GOD! I HAVE UNLIMITED WEB ACCESS FOR MY ANDROID PHONE!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=149700454 Todd Simon

    To bad my thumbs fell off… I guess I won’t be texting Mary Jane later tonight…

  • strozykowski

    “What the hell happened to my thumbs!?”

    Meanwhile at Sony headquarters: http://cl.ly/0A2i1n3D3c091N1Z3u3C

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=20500968 Mark Haynes

    Spidey: “Is this the G2x? Am I sure I want to know? If someone told you this was just your average ordinary phone without a dual-core in the world, somebody lied. Truth is phones weren’t always like this. There was a time when life was a lot less sophisticated. A time when iPhones ruled.”

  • http://chrislord.net/ Cwiiis

    I thought you couldn’t catch viruses on Android?!

  • https://twitter.com/paladaxar Paladaxar

    So what you’re telling me is: “There’s no way to hold it wrong”? I’ve gotta try one of these!

  • Clarence Chow

    “Eight Times! Eight times is the number of times I exchanged my G2X for screen bleeds and it’s still f**king there!”

  • Jonathan Simbol

    Spidey counted on his fingers and came to the realization that there were only as many cores left to give away in the Phandroid “Nvidia Dual-Core Blowout” contest as Dr. Octopus had limbs!

  • jeephacker

    “I’ll give you 8 reasons why Phandroid is the best Android web site”

  • Chris PeBenito

    “So fast, I can’t even see it with my Spidey senses!”

  • jrseaman

    **Read between the lines**… I still don’t get that crazy guy from Patch Adams. He must have an EVO 3d.

  • jon h

    DAMN!!! These new gloves might not work on my xoom!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jbeas Justin Beasley

    Man with flash enabled tegra 2 powered phone is like spider; bound to have sticky hand after being on web

  • GrantGliner

    Why the hell can I not count the number of phones being offered in this contest on either hand?

  • Vasilis Prantzos

    Damn Androids..They are using all the web, so none is left for poor Spidey!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Belshaw/100001927537143 John Belshaw

    Toby wasn’t sure that his Android full body VR suit would help patch things up with Kirsten

  • Conrad Haupt

    “What, you mean wall climbing is only available on Spider 3.0!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Reva-Skie/1580981181 Reva Skie

    No more ‘peel off gloves, lickey finger, touchy screen” with my new Android.

  • Nichard_Rixon

    Wow, now there is a new android powered spidey costume? Time to upgrade! I hope I don’t go over my data limit and be throttled while I’m fighting crime…

  • Rek Aviles

    Wait, Android 3.2 just released?
    So how many different versions do they have now?

  • mikaeldalc16

    Spidey- Wait, so not only can I shoot webs out of these hands, but I can also use these hands as a death grip device on my sensation 4g?

    Steve Jobs- Watch it spider boy, I have patents on that.

  • http://www.facebook.com/CrankyBear Ian Webster

    WIth these hands, I have the ultimate power, the ultimate responsibility. I must create what the masses need. This is my gift; this is my curse. My name…is Spidenogen.

  • Serk102

    How do I superusered phone?

  • Peteman959

    Holy crap…. Imagine if I had TWO Android phones at the same time!

  • John Hazlewood

    Well, how ’bout that… there IS such a thing as a tablet that’s TOO thin…

  • MAD_MUKE

    Mom always said that if I didn’t stop I would go blind but this is ridiculous….dual core lte download speeds are my gift and my curse

  • Chris Dancy

    4+4 is…..Ahhh android stolez my memories

  • Storm2Droid

    Back story to picture: Taken in 2009, Spiderman is an i*hone user that just played with a Motorola Droid for the first time….

    “____________________________________________.”

  • Nick V

    Thank God for my new Spidey Sense, now it is time to go and Core an Apple

  • drewfus0929

    “I touched the fabled Droid Bionic, and Sanjay cut my thumbs off…”

  • AdamAllbaugh

    PINCH TO ZOOM ???
    MORE LIKE “STUCK TO SCREEN”

    On the bright side, I think I’ve found a solution to dropping this sexy but slippery Neuxs S.. XDA forum here I come !!!

    Dimsone503@gmail.com

  • AdamAllbaugh

    PINCH TO ZOOM ???
    MORE LIKE “STUCK TO SCREEN”

    On the bright side, I think I’ve found a solution to dropping this sexy but slippery Neuxs S.. XDA forum here I come !!!

    Dimsone503@gmail.com

  • h22eg6

    My spidersense is tingling….two cores down! Why 10 take away 2 only leaves 8! I need to start swinging to get mah hands on that T-Mobile G2X!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rashad-Balbachan/559313697 Rashad Balbachan

    So, androids are all the rage nowadays…It seems being part spider just isn’t cutting it, I need an upgrade.

  • Matt Lebedev

    hmmm…. those duel core droids can do some serious shit…

  • DroidTommie

    The phone is web-based
    >mfw

    *see image, thanks memegenerator for letting me add the text*

  • Frank Byers

    My Spider Senses are starting to tingle, I must be winning that G2X…

  • Dustin Combs

    Yes, 5 free androids! But how can I tweet without opposable thumbs!?!?

  • http://twitter.com/MrAt0mic Edgar Murillo

    “With great power, comes great benchmarkability”.

  • dmbrown81

    “Iron Man, Hulk, Thor, Wolverine, Nick Fury, Black Widow, Hank and Mary Jane still haven’t accepted my Google + invites”

  • eclipsenyou

    Lovin these new Isotoners! Now I can text in subzero temps!

  • http://twitter.com/s0569k Scott

    I could have sworn there was a spider crawling on me!

  • killi da prince

    HOLY BATMAN AND ROBIN THE DUAL CORE PROCESSOR IN THAT ANDROID SPIDER THAT BIT ME MAKES MY WEB SHOOT OUT TWICE AS FAST NOW I CAN GET BACK HOME FOR THE LATEST EPISODE OF GAME OF PHONES STARRING PEW WEE HERMAN AS STEVE JOBS BEFORE DINNER

  • Feeshie

    A true super hero doesn’t need thumbs to control the super dual core goodness of the G2X.

  • kappy79

    Some super powers, how did I just drop my phone?!?!

  • Coraskant

    Wait… I can climb a skyscraper, so how the HELL did I drop my droid?

  • Mitchmoney

    Woah! Last thing I know I was playing with that cool looking LG phone at the T-mobile store and then poof! Im in that spiderman app game.. wow this human stuff really works!

  • Christian Bennett

    So much for being able to grab things with my web, I could have sworn I grabbed onto that handset….

  • AthreyaSteiger

    I didn’t know that I could ditch the suit and control the web from my fingertips instead of my wrists.

  • Franz

    “Why did they have to use Andy, and give him opposable thumbs for the Xperia Play superbowl commercial…

    I CUT OFF MY THUMBS FOR NOTHING??? FOR NOTHING!!!”

  • http://www.swehes.com/ Hans-Erik

    Will the screen of G2X handle my strength me thinks…

  • D1andOnlyOmen

    “This is SO awesome!!! VZWs continued “back to school” sale and I got BOGO on the DROID Bionic!! I am totally gonna rule the Marvel Universe now…….whao…..wait…..what happened?!?!? You mean I was really just asleep and the DROID Bionic was just a dream??? This must be the work of some new super villain.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mehdi-Jaffery/614900473 Mehdi Jaffery

    With all this power this power in my phone you think Moto will unlock the bootloader to give me full potential

  • samuelmaskell

    “Oh god, what’s happening to me?! Oh right.. movie characters have to use apple products because steve jobs thinks that makes them cool. NO! I want my android!”

  • Kyle Jenkins

    I should have got the batman skin, but could anybody really stand that speech engine.

  • http://twitter.com/daryel daryel

    “Hmmm, I wonder if Dr. Octavius uses a G2X or a Galaxy SII?”

  • terfdaq

    MJ said “8 is the new 9!” Better Google it!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-OConnell/1567566299 Mark O’Connell

    How spidey powers affect our android user – The gorilla glass has stuck to each of my fingers. How am I going to answer my Droid now?

  • http://www.facebook.com/GoPDemon Gabriel Mak

    “Stupid Invisibility app”

  • Yoshito M

    “So according to Phandroid there are eight to go. So eight fingers, and if I take away two, I get six devices left. NO! WAIT! Divide by two! So that means I take away half of my fingers and get, FOUR! Four Tegra 2 devices left to win!”

  • Rodney Ridley Jr

    Maybe this’ll teach Verizon.

  • ken diaz

    OH HELLL NO !, the tmobile G2x app drawer opens quiker then me hoping from building to building. now i can really text mary jane – i was just in the neiborhood

    itskenhmu@gmail.com

  • DZXplane

    Open source, dual core, custom roms, custom kernels, themes, XDA, root, iPhone ownage…
    My Spidey senses are tingling! Damn it! Out of fingers. Its a bad time Bob!

    deyuanzhangdz@gmail.com

  • Danny Herran

    I’m being infected by the iPhone 5 rumor-fest. WHY !! ???

    I don’t want no Jobs
    A Jobs is a guy that can’t get no love from me
    Hangin’ out the passenger side
    Of my best friend’s ride
    Tryin’ to holla at me

  • vishwas gurung

    Google Haven’t released Honeycomb source Code yet, let me get Andy Rubin’s neck 1st ? Everybody is waiting for Custom Rom out there and now, it is my turn to rescue everyone. GOOOOOOOOOOGLE…. BE PREPARED……I AM COMING…….OTHERWISE….

  • Jessica Liggett

    I may have spider like ways, but damn I have trouble counting how many devices they’re giving away!

    jligget5@gmail.com

  • Cody Thompson

    With great power comes great responsibility, and with Android phones comes a feeling to destroy every Iphone i see!!

  • ken diaz

    are those my spidey sences tingling or is it Mary-jane texting me on my tmobile G2x , she does have a knack for getting in to trouble. il just text her ” i was just in the neiborhood ill be right there.

    itskenhmu@gmail.com

  • Philip Muljana

    “I cut off my thumbs for an iPhone? I should have just bought the Android that I can afford!”

  • pat20001216

    where did my phone go!!!!

  • mytablets plus

    …Ok, so 4G times dual-core equals eight G-cores? No, wait….

  • Marios Christodoulides

    To buy an Android; or to buy an Apple?

    Better android, apple might come after me with one of its lawsuits about having a patent of sort about my suit… think my webs can hold that apple back? oh no, android it is!!!

    christodoulides7575@gmail.com

  • http://profiles.google.com/duboi97 Kenneth Du

    “Wait Android can do this? Why haven’t I realized how shitty ios was?”

  • ChrisJBaker

    “Dammit, angry birds is gonna be a bitch without thumbs…”

  • Jesse Leonardi

    Now I will be unstoppable at Angry Birds…Muahahah

  • ken diaz

    OHHHH HELL NO ! the tmobile G2X app drawer opens faster then me swinging from building to building. NOW i can really text mary -jane faster .sayeng” i was just in the neiborhood; you kno she does have a nack for getting in trouble ;)

  • Jason

    I will always have access to the web now

  • Leo

    “How can I text without my thumbs? GIVE IT BACK ANDROID!”

  • Syrenz

    Got the web at my fingertips and I play well with Bart Allen. AKA… Flash.

    Am I spiderman, or am I Android?

  • ReverseRoxas

    *Looks at hands* I know holding the web in your hands is amazing and all, but why was the suit included? … Oh yeah, so I don’t drop my Optimus 2X next time I go jumping off buildings… I guess this is better. Besides, that Apple costume had a worm in it… Never again. *shivers*

    way2tired2think@gmail.com

  • v8esprit

    Where did my thumbs go? Meh… Eight fingers like eight legs

  • http://profiles.google.com/ladasik Lukasz Adasik

    10 multitouch points you sain’ ? with 3d…now I can play that strip poker :)

  • Eyad (formerly CTownOL)

    Okay, apps, I see games, where is the “Web” on this thing?

  • http://profiles.google.com/dc4316 Ismael Rodriguez

    “All this time, Mary Jane was…an Android?!?! Yes! Her power is in these hands now!!”

  • Nick Mansell

    “So you’re telling me I don’t only have one core, but two?!”

  • http://www.ericleone.net Eric Leone

    Why do all the good ones have shiny backs? That is the 5th phone that slipped out of my hands this week!

  • Thomas Lin

    My spidey senses are picking up 4G?!?!

  • http://twitter.com/rtimi timi

    What happened to my spidey senses, Oh! that right I’ve go droid senses now hey at least I’m not locked in on apple senses

  • famished

    T-Mobile G2X? Android? 1GHz NVIDIA dual core Tegra 2? HD recording? Unlimited data? Oh god, I did crap myself…

  • http://www.facebook.com/solarcom78 David C. Sun

    “Now I have fingers to text~~” said Mike or BigDroid, or Droid (whatever the name of the robot is called)

  • Philip Aman

    hmmmm….I wonder how many cores i can hold in each hand?

  • http://www.facebook.com/TheVisionEx Joseph Madding
  • Guest

    ” nvidia’s dual core processor is too powerful my thumbs blew up, its responsibility is too great.. can’t…. take… power…!”

  • Khody Mickle

    OOh pick me…

  • http://www.facebook.com/andddlay Andrew Black

    1,2,3…8 hours of battery life on this dual-core Android superphone and it’s not even dark out? O.o

  • Alankrut Patel

    Verizon charged me overage, I couldnt afford it and had to sell my mask…..

  • Matthew Murray

    crap! only 8 cores left to go.

  • Jordan Lynem

    HTC SENSE 4.0 is poop! spidey SENSE 1.0 is legit!

  • Guest

    ” nvidia’s dual core processor is too powerful my thumbs blew up, its responsibility is too great….. can’t…. take….. power..!”

  • MANDROID6

    “Bet Steve Jobs and his incomplete apple can’t show up to the scene of a crime in less than ten minutes to help me take out the bad guys. Oh there you are android! 90 seconds, great timing!…..your boot time is how low? That’s incredible! So I can take down a bad guy and play Angry Birds at the same time?”

  • Matthew DeKoekkoek

    HTC stole my Spidey Sense (3.0), now all I have is this crappy suit.

  • http://twitter.com/UverseSucks1 Uverse Sucks

    Can I till win if I post using my twitter account?

  • docRW

    I think I’m going to need a bigger screen.

  • Partha Roy

    “I would give up these powers for a new Android phone any day!”

  • Partha Roy

    “I would give up these powers for a new Android phone any day!”

  • http://twitter.com/rreeves5 Richard Reeves

    T-Mobile G2X!, 2 Cores, Twice the spidey!!

  • http://twitter.com/rreeves5 Richard Reeves

    My Spidey Sense it tingling, Whoops just my T-Mobile G2X!

  • Ryan McCormick

    5 Androids, 10 Cores, 1 Contest? 1 already gone, that means there are how many left? Damn I wish I had my NVIDIA Dual Core Android to help me do the math. Oh wait it’s Eight! Good thing they weren’t Quad Core otherwise I couldn’t count them all on my fingers.

  • Realhamfoshea

    Reasons why I sold my mask to buy an android phone…damn I ran out of fingers again…me gusta.

  • Carlos Pena

    Got Android Web?

  • Youssef Mousa

    Oh android, you’ve given me flash now look whats happened!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Borel/584185518 Ryan Borel

    I can’t hold my ICE CREAM SANDWICH enabled phone without my thumbs….I didn’t sign up for all of this responsibility.

    ryan_borel@yahoo.com

  • Kyle Mestery

    Where the hell did my thumbs go?

  • Scott Bolon

    What the hell did that goofy, little green robot do with my thumbs?!

  • Brandon James Starcevic

    …6,7,8. 8? I could have sworn there were 10?

  • Todd Harper

    Is mobile web down for anyone else or just me?

  • http://profiles.google.com/thomas.walters.jr Thomas Walters

    My iPhone4 had made me forget my thumbs! But my thumb senses are tingling….Android welcomes my sticky grip! Reminds of the time I first met Mary Jane….

  • http://twitter.com/rreeves5 Richard Reeves

    T-Mobile G2X!, 2 Cores, Twice The Spidey!!

  • Michael Schloz

    “Why have I been using an iPhone all this time?!?!”

  • http://twitter.com/rreeves5 Richard Reeves

    My Spidey Sence is Tingling!! Whoops just my T-Mobile G2X!

  • eric demauro

    “Did my hands always look this big with a single core device? ;)”

  • StopStaringAtMePlease

    “Surfing the web just became too real to bare”

  • matth9

    Leftover chicken bento is surprisingly delicious

  • Lekz

    “… So this is what an unlocked bootloader feels like..?!”

    With great power comes great responsibility, gais.

  • Corey McIntosh

    I can almost feel my new G2X in my right hand

    geebs@geebs.org

  • HalfwayCrook

    Awesome suit, right? Well when Apple discovered that it was powered by Android, they slapped me with a patent infringement lawsuit. Apparently I’m infringing on U.S. Patent No. 6,969,420 on a “ Spidey suit”. -_______-

  • Gilbert Aispuro

    Hmmmmmmm………..what are these?

  • JerryBarcenas

    Holy Crap!!! Sony stole my thumbs for the Play.!!!

  • https://plus.google.com/102862831744598656090/about Wesley

    Let’s see how smart Google Goggles really is… How many fingers am I holding up?

  • Owewil3225

    All these fingers and I only need one to swype. But which one ?!?

  • tbod

    Ah, so THAT’S what Spidey.apk does…

  • brendon matwiy

    Finally……my android powered suit. Now off to fight crime before apple sues me for copyright infringement saying they created their iOS super hero onesie first.

  • Amy M.

    Wireless tether thumbs! Engage!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dan-Szilagyi/505479883 Dan Szilagyi

    ” my spidy sense is tingling! oh wait never mind it’s just a text notification on my nexus ”
    ragingpudding@gmail.com

  • http://twitter.com/optrader0 T

    Aww Man! The Burgler stole my G2X. Why isn’t my web working again??

  • Cliff_McAllister

    Sense is slowing me down. I need to get naked! (stock)

  • Chris Lake

    So what your saying is, with Android I can use either hand?

  • JosephRosello

    Why… WHY DID THAT ANDROID CHOOSE MY THUMBS TO SURGICALLY ATTACH TO HIMSELF!

  • Erik Amador

    How many minutes till that Mazda RX8 on the G2X’s screen gets here?

    erik.amador@gmail.com

  • Evan Barbeyto

    …6,7,8…..what’s after 8 again???

  • DanielZeller

    You know, I probably am the least likely person on earth to drop and shatter an iPhone 4, but I still want an Android.

  • Jeremy Newell

    Dog gone it! If only this suit was dual-core!

  • theblakjak

    spidey yes use both hands to pinch and zoom if you want to…

  • Brian Tracey

    And now I put on my specialized android texting gloves to reply to Mary Jane… wait a tic …. MY FINGERS ARE RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE!!!!

  • Brian Bull

    “What the…who the hell swyped my thumbs?”

    brian.bull at titlemax dot biz

  • http://profiles.google.com/smokezx Smoke XZ

    “I will force my Xoom to have LTE…. with my hands….”

  • http://twitter.com/MacaronyAlan Alan Urista

    So do any of you guys help me get a girl?
    There isn’t an “APP for that” (in the android market)<—-(android related) see aren't i funny!!!

    Thanks a lot iOS.

  • Andrew M

    My HTC sence is tingling…

  • t_rowan

    Where the #$%@ am I supposed to stuff my phone in this suit?! Arrrrgh!

  • Daniel Kirsch

    Where did I drop the phone!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000183789796 Rohan Lal

    “Wow, Android has come so far! I’m holding an invisible Honeycomb tablet in my hands!”

  • http://profiles.google.com/steve.mozart Steve Mozart

    After getting a serious case of BlackBerry thumb, Spidey decided that he would be better off with an Android.

  • AGx

    I get that look in my eyes when there’s no Android phone in my hands too.

    cbdemoreno@gmail.com

  • Bobbin .

    So I can climb on the ceiling but I STILL drop my phone…..DAMMIT!

  • daveqsang

    Kiss girl upside down. Lose expensive smartphone.

  • xisaacbx

    Woot I just got a new G2x! Wait… what do you mean that Apple has a patent on thumbs….. damn it.

  • Matt Langreder

    Androids? In MY vagina?

  • DownSouthLivin

    Hmmm…Is all this hair on the palms of my hands just a bi-product of being part arachnid? Or was Uncle Ben right about watching too many of those flash enabled videos on my G2X? Do they even make hand razors???

  • monsterenergy22

    Good thing I can use Swype without my thumbs!

  • Michael Sudol

    “If thy right hand offend thee… CUT IT OFF.”

    -The Bible

  • http://profiles.google.com/813504 Brian Johnson

    Spidey thought he was the only one who can fly around on the web fast until he found the G2X. I think that’s why he’s so confused in the picture. “My Spidey sense is telling me something…wait no it’s a little green guy. What? I don’t have fight crime in New York anymore!? You’ve already taken a bite outta the big Apple!”

  • Robert Laughner

    Peter Parker thought his new HTC Invisible was the greatest Android tablet ever! Unfortunately, reading his emails proved to be more challenging than expected.

  • http://www.facebook.com/seidijr Seidi Magori Jr

    “This little piggy went to market… This little piggy stayed at home… This little piggy… dammit! It would be easier to remember using Evernote!”

  • Sashi Ono

    What happened to my Thumbs, now I have to text in portrait mode.

  • mous3

    Android asks the iOS how’s it feel to be left behind constantly by innovations.

    iOS responds with well we don’t need it cause our phones can survive a fall from an airplane.

    Android responds with How many iphones have been to space BITCH?!

    http://phandroid.com/2010/12/14/google-gets-bored-sends-andy-into-near-space/

    iOS cries in shame.

  • Artur Kulczynski

    Oh no, so that wasn’t an Android tablet I just used – this is going to be a bumpy ride….

  • prashanth paravastu

    “I think i can be the next android robot”

    • http://mitchs.co Mitch Samuels

      Prashanth, sorry to comment on your comment, but I have to mention something to Phandroid, and your comment is most liked, so it’s on top XD

      Phandroid:

      There may be a problem with your contest commenting system many people may have not thought of. If people use a Disqus login, it might not show their email. That could be a huge problem if they win and you cannot contact them… I think you should also announce the winner in the Android Overload tomorrow, or over Twitter.

      Unless of course, website admins have the power to view Disqus emails that people used to sign up. If that’s the case, this post was totally pointless :)

  • Brettm2277

    Where’d my Droid Bionic go? Oh yeah…
    brettm2277@gmail.com

  • jon Hutchinson

    “8 fingers, 2 thumbs. I wonder which multi touch phone could handle these”

  • Copolii Z

    Hey Jobs … Guess which finger is yours!

  • Oscar Calero

    now to get to work… (unzips pants) …

  • nsnsmj

    Spidey: “Hmm. It seems as though flash has screwed up my web surfing.”

  • The360King

    Note to self, don’t “touch yourself” when “Spidey Grip” is active.

  • QuantumRand

    “How do I shot web? I’ll look it up on my G2X”
    [Next Frame]
    “How do I search web?”

  • Drew Wiebusch

    I have how many android phone options on my carrier of choice?!? Whoa…

  • Dexus

    “Wait what!? It…it can’t be…a G2X running CyanogenMod 8…?”

  • http://twitter.com/cromag_rickmanu Dan Rickman

    I wish I hadn’t made this suit so tight…nowhere to stash my Xoom.

  • http://twitter.com/jindynasty1337 Kevin Jin

    Big Red took away my unlimited webs gotta switch to the black suit

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_UJSIQS6I2ZBP7GAPK7VCNQBZOQ Dennis Essa

    My Thumbs! Ah! What happened to my Thumbs!

  • carrrnuttt

    Give me the damned G2X already so I can have the web on my hands. *wink, wink*

  • aj s

    What the DEUCE?!?! ….and I thought the EVO was HUGE!!!

    covshark@gmail.com

  • Lomesh Patel

    This is my gift, this is my curse. NO Seriously, this stupid CURSE won’t stop scratching my brand new G2X.

  • http://twitter.com/michalbrz Michal Brzezinski

    ‘Unlimited web’ they said… never again Verizon

  • Richad Altfeld

    So what you are saying is that all I need to do to use this powerful device is to allow Google to track everything I do with it. Count me in!

  • Jetspike7

    Ohhhhhhhhhh dear, My testicles senses are tingling!!! :O I seem to have to have lost my G2X…
    -linkin_rev@yahoo.com

  • chicagoGuy33

    These aren’t the android capacitive gloves i order? They’ll the steve jobs butt scratchers! Is that what i think it is?

  • Vincent Do

    Doc Ock has an octocore Android phone?!

  • Discoshrew

    yay

  • Brent Hewett

    “These hands were made for texting…. and bringing down IOS! Muahaha wait where did my mask go!”

  • http://profiles.google.com/extremx Tyler Steiner

    I could hold a Bionic in each one of these hands!

  • godrilla

    as for spidy; “Oh no i lost my new Samsung GS II” no worries there is an app for that.
    extra credit lol
    Fact: more than 1/3 of iPhone users think their phone is 4g capable.
    When iPhone 5 comes out they’ll think its 5g capable! lol
    Android FTW ;)

    arkadiykae@gmail.com

  • Ogami Itto

    My dermatitis is acting up, again.

  • kytz

    “So it IS possible to get my hands off of this phone!”

  • http://twitter.com/RoRoGrayson Robert Grayson

    “Cool now I can stalk..er.. I mean follow Mary Jane’s twitter” *shifty eyes*

  • http://twitter.com/PhonzoXD Wei Wu

    My Androidy senses are tingling

  • ultiminas

    “Sandman broke my Galaxy Tab, now how am I going to take pictures of myself for the Daily Bugle?”

  • https://plus.google.com/109766515409503371323/about -benjy

    “In Soviet Russia, Interweb posts on you!”

    See “send email” button on linked g+ profile

  • Michael McCarthy

    Cupcake, Donut, Eclair, Froyo, Gingerbread, Honeycomb, Ice Cream Sandwich–They’re all Android but have nothing to do with robots. Creativity failure…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000286130581 Collin E. Mikottis

    “Uh oh the Green Goblin Stole my Android phone Right out of my hands…..Damn Goblin!!!”

  • linda brooks

    OMG where are my thumbs?!!

  • Bobby Miller

    Dude these apple tablets are getting thinner and thinner, wheres my xoom?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Philippe-Dumas/100001974434546 Philippe Dumas

    Its like texting with gorilla glue all over your hands

  • Marcin Kowalczyk

    With these hand i have squashed an apple and create a green robot. I AM Android.

  • Phantom201

    Eight cores left and my spider sense is telling me its not htc, but the lg g2x psss with nvidia this web swinging will be a breeze.

    Josh201newjerz@gmail.com

  • http://profiles.google.com/bumpysig Matthew Johnston

    Bee-Man doesn’t sound as good but with the money from product placement I can finally find Aunt May a new man.

  • jeremyseattle

    “Is Rob really gonna cut off one of my digits for each core he gives away?!”

  • linda brooks

    OMG Where are my thumbs!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jjortiz Javier Ørtiz

    Peter: My hands are in NEED of Android powers! Then I can finally hook up with Jane via Talk! Tegra Zone? I’ll call it SPIDEY ZONE!

  • Dan Cooke

    I really want a dual core phone! Single core was so July of 2010!

  • villian1998

    MUST NOT FAP!!! DAMN YOU ANDROID PHONES AND YOUR USE OF FLASH!!!

  • Nigel7226

    Nice (xperia) play. It appears the Abominable Android has stolen my thumbs. Unfortunately for him I don’t need thumbs to push his buttons (or to use his touchscreen).

    Justice will be served.

  • Evan Cavallini

    “What is all of this white sticky stuff on my hands?!?”

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YO6TRXMYA3G3XQ4GKU7NF45CAU jon

    4 + 4? Aunt May… Can you tell me what 4 + 4 is using your android phone?

  • Darren Thornton

    Spider man – opposable thumbs = spider cat?!?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeff-Fischer/197603982 Jeff Fischer

    Why why why did Apple have to file that infringment suit, they repo’d my HTC Evo and now im powerless!

  • Xer0117

    What kind of surgery is this???

  • http://twitter.com/Corybarry C Barry

    8MP Camera, Check.
    4G HSPA+, Check.
    Stick Together has a whole new meaning.

  • DirtyDevil

    Damn these insulated gloves! And I didn’t pack my snack meat stylus! Aaaarrgh!!!

  • Christopher Watson

    “With a great G2x comes 8 megapixels”

  • https://plus.google.com/108596272537415356460/posts Jason Farrell

    “With these sticky fingers… how can I ever jerk off again?”

  • http://www.twitter.com/OtisFeelgood1 OtisFeelgood

    “That android app was only suppose to install wallpapers!”

  • Ana_Cuevas

    Uhhhh Haahh!! I Cut off your thumbs, when you were sleeping.
    Now you cant sext with your G2X. :p hehe

    Sincerely, Mary Jane <3

    P.S. I should have cut off something else… lol
    -tamera535@yahoo.com

  • mgamerz

    These are my jazz hands

  • Myron Antoine

    “Oh lawwwd!! do i really jack off that much?! Geeeez smh, OMG i need to find a new hobby. T-Mobile G2X would be Perfectamoondo!”

    Myroonn94@gmail.com

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1646149553 Dino Johari

    how the hell am I going to play angry birds with these thing on?

  • Farhan Ahmed

    “I swear office. I had my thumbs here a moment ago. Now how am I going to let people know everything’s going to be ok?”

  • Eric Silva

    Ribbed for MY pleasure! Score!

  • Jeremy McKeown

    Still no 4G on MIUI? Evo 4G has four G’s. Count them. Four!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1624045046 Adam Intinarelli

    “my android-senses are tingling!”

  • http://twitter.com/scabbard1 Dennis Moore

    Girls stop fighting, you’ll both get a turn

  • Ruben Martinez

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=69603346 Eric J Wilborn

    How can I use my Droid… without opposable thumbs?!

  • Rhonda Johnson

    Still loading maps….
    Damn you Single core, 528 MHz processor!

    I need that new G2X!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_AG6VXD7XRAGC5YCHMHDNEBMOHQ InDoMiKeY

    How am I supposed to swipe on my Android with these things?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XVTQHIW4756XZOFOV67BM4QB6U moy

    “CRAP! I knew I should have taken these gloves off before I wiped… it got in the way.”

    (gitjai@gmail.com)

  • Spork Lover

    If I’m not mistaken this is the scene in Spider Man 2 where Pete loses his powers….. in the spirit of that:

    Go 4G Go!…… Up Up and Away Web! Shazam! Work Flash! Go Dolphin! Tally Ho!

    sporksaremylife@gmail.com

  • Jwhap

    The Green Goblin has a G2x!!! I need to upgrade my single core Spidey sense stat!

  • yohobojo

    Screw this all the good ones were taken.

  • Joe Lumley

    I hope Honeycomb has built in support for eight fingers

  • http://twitter.com/JohnS1282 John

    Smartphone aren’t really that smart.. or am I just that dumb? Maybe this one can boost my iq..?!?

  • bluevoodo

    i cant jerk off without thumbs or tegra 2!

  • http://twitter.com/RicoBawse O-E-M

    “Hey, Jobs there’s a new joke going around.Have you heard it? What did the five fingers say to the face?” *SLAP* ” HA,HA,HA,HA,HA”
    “im droid bitch” – (Dave Chappelle) voice

  • http://androidforums.com/members/spartoi.html Spartoi

    Fragmentation

  • http://www.facebook.com/KevinEWil Kevin Wilson

    Holy Shit! This really is in 3D!

  • Sam Keaser

    It wasn’t until the next morning that Peter realized his thumbs were gone. Never again would he accept strange pills from short, round, green men.

  • nhf7170

    They’re giving my G2X to that guy from the Facebook movie too?!?!?

  • FrankDMc

    AMAZING… I got through that Security Checkpoint with the Android fingerprint app !!

  • Ray_Salazar

    Uncle Ben-
    You see here Peter, this is the G2X.
    With great powers comes great responsibility…
    and that is why… you cant have it!!! :P hahahah
    Peter Parker-
    Awwwwwwwwwwww… :(

    thatfoors@yahoo.com

  • KingDavid7

    Huh? Why did those mysterious men in turtlenecks and jeans just jacked my android tablet?

  • FlorinMacavei

    “Phandroid only has 8 cores left to give away, spidey sense is tingling….time to post and win one!”

    justflorin@gmail.com

  • esploded

    So…I can crush Dr. Octopus…but…got beat up by an android wanting my thumbs… for a phone commercial…awkward.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001520775530 Mawuli Bruce

    1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 wait you mean to tell me that there’s more things than i can count on my fingers that my android phone can do that my old i*hone cant . Wow thought things like this only happen in comic books

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Paul-Calderon/1401091061 Paul Calderon

    Ladies & Gentlemen the Galaxy Tab 15.0… now 1000% thinner than the ipad 2

  • Jason Madura

    “How am I gonna Swype with these on?”

  • MattEden

    Finally! With these gloves I can use my Android again! Those Spider hairs were really making playing Angry Birds impossible.

  • Enthrall

    Kindergaten:
    “Okay children, today you’re going to learn all about the Alphabets. Repeat after me:

    ‘A’ for – Android
    ..

    This is where Apple loses at ground zero :)

  • Hemanth4mIndia

    “I thought I was the fastest web crawler , but who is this tegra powered dude called android ???? “

  • Jerry Cromwell

    “Dude! My hands are so huge!”

  • Aaron Runkle

    HTC Sense 3.0 updated to 6th Sense – the “Spidey” Sense!

  • turboguy

    Where’s the ‘menu’ button?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1444470087 Leslie Barcenas

    Ominous voice in head …[Uncle] “With great power comes great responsibility,” [Peter] “Dang it, I abused the power of Android, showing off it’s awesomeness, that the beautiful robot stole my thumbs…..-sigh- better than losing my Adam’s *apple* ; god knows my voice can’t get anymore cracked & messed up.” ; ” Hey, at least I wont get sued…..right? I mean Apple can’t sue for that can it? Help me Phandroid nerds, before I go emo and enter the dark side (see Jobs).”

  • Micah Madru
  • iSlackerz

    Oh no… no… NO!!! How am I going to text Mary Jane with no thumbs!

  • Charles Roberts

    “Why did I have to use so much hair gel, Swyping is impossible now”

  • http://twitter.com/init_dot_t Trevor Vass

    Ok… first i leave verizon bc i was told by a rep that VZ Navigator is superior to Google Maps and get lost.. then i switch to t-mobile for the G2X and lose my amazing phone… I cant win can i?

    trevor.d.vass@gmail.com

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesus-Medina-Torres/1802887324 Jesus Medina Torres

    Where the hell are my thumbs?

    pulls out android …o yes!! theres an app for that!

  • Robert Jerina

    Good thing I have eight fingers, as that is how many cores are left in this damned contest! It would be difficult to keep count otherwise…

  • http://www.twitter.com/grajasekar Gaurav R

    ” OMG, What have these sticky hands done?!! No UNDO button :( Damn green goblins and green robots are all the same”

  • ajm531

    OH MY GOD!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE IT. THERES 8 CORES LEFT TO GO!!! SO MANY CORES. SUCH LITTLE TIME

  • Dray Kay

    “With the new EVO 3D, I’ll finally be able to harness the true power of the web!”

  • Marquis_Williams

    “The Goblin still has HIS fingers! Wait…is this a Green thing?”

  • Dhruva Krishnamurthy

    Wish I had Tegra Dual Core instead of sticky glue on my dual hands!

  • http://twitter.com/sxvp12345 Sam X

    can barcode scanner read my webs to tell me my fortune?

  • Laborin_HK

    “Xperia play stole my thumbs.”

    Also, is this one of those US only competitions?

  • https://twitter.com/Dryden13 Alan T.

    Whooooaaa! 4G can suck it!! I got 8G right at my fingertips!!

  • Alan Paone

    I can fit 8 fingers on the bezel, WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

  • Robert Ölei

    “Does 4.3″ fit in this Spider-Hands?”

  • sunnyxgcp

    Peter says to himself– “My web has finished. I think it was in trial period. I wish I was an android then I would have purhased a paid web from the market!”

  • metalron

    message posted

  • durgaprasad5

    Wow! a new Content Provider ;)

    durgaprasad57@gmail.com

  • virgan rakhmat yusuf

    Peter: i’m a spider-mutated-human and still have 2 pair of hands on my back. i will donate 8 fingers to “thumbs-only” android robot, so he can play games properly.

  • Enchante Chang

    Dammit…I knew I shouldn’t have slept with Miss. Piggie

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KEFBF6SZJZ74BYGJFPI7NZTJOU Amir

    ”Got rid of the robot, now its time to eat the Apple”

  • schwooba

    OMG…Android power has revealed my geeky identity.

  • Robbie Lizhini

    “WHER R MAH THUMBS? HOW DO i SHOTZ WEB?”

    (Apparently Spider-man forgot to read the fine print in his contract with Sony )

  • http://twitter.com/gab1to gab1to

    I’m going to destroy Apple with my thumbs, oh wait…

  • Petr Vasicek

    iPhone 4 you say? I think I’m gonna STICK with Android!

  • Mike Derian

    6…7…8…OH NO!!! Only 8 cores left! I must win an ANDROID device from Phandroid!

  • Draxlith

    It’s okay, just breathe, just because my hands stick to walls doesn’t mean they’ll stick to my android phone…

    Note: His inability to use his android is the actual reason Spidey went emo in the later movies

  • Nick Riggall

    Oh…. my …. god…. Do I have the death grip???? How am I supposed to hold my beloved Mary Jane? …. And what about my girlfriend!?!!?!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YMQI74FYAZE73VLCKUPI7EV3TU Jeffrey Belanger

    You know what they say about red hands…

  • http://danecooke.com Dane Cooke

    No, no, no, don’t Force Close on me now!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_4K5RNREUPNDDPD7PJEQAJ3W3NI Robert

    I was hoping to be bitten by a radioactive Android…not a spider!

  • MatthewLawrenceStravitz

    “Evolution is funny – I can shoot webs out of these things, but companies cant update phones still running Eclair”

  • YamiYaiba

    My HTC Sense is tingling!

  • Damanny Baptiste

    WAIT… Where the HEll is my G2X?!?!?!?

    DAMN!!! Lost another Android phone web-slinging >:/

    FAIL!!!!

    If you like what you see… then contact me @ damannybaptiste@gmail.com :D

  • Ishpreet Damir

    Spiderman Spiderman does whatever a spider can…..but nothing that Android can….

  • roze008

    My HTC Sense is screaming that I play with my Android phone NOW!!!

  • Nick Papadopoulos

    Whoa this new virtual Tegra 2 powered Android Spidey suit is awesome!!! Now literally the power of Droid is in my hands!!! This suit even has text to speak!!! Now I can text Aunt May while fighting Doc Oc!!!

  • Canon User

    “I used these hands to touch an iPhone…. WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?”

  • wumichael1

    “Hmmm.. How can I fit an Android phone in my suit?” “Maybe…. eeeshh, I’ll just google on it on my Android phone”..

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_R2G6ILO7UBIFLVLZZ5W226WOAM firstname

    Woah. Oh my god. It’s a double core all the way. Woooah that’s so intense. Wow. Double core. Oh my god. What does this mean?

  • Hisham Nabi

    “I guess i hadn’t exactly thought out how i would text on my new G2x after giving my thumbs to Sony. Ah well that’s what the voice capabilities are for, right?”

  • DylanX13X

    “Hmmm…..I wonder if this suit has a physical camera button?”

    Most android phones dont :p

  • ryancooper143

    “i think ill call myself the PETERX2″ “Ill be unnstopable”

  • jon penneman

    OMG! What just happened… that Tegra 2 was so fast my phone took off with my thumbs!

  • VinMessina

    “Was it four lefts and then four rights or four rights and then four lefts?” “I sure wish I had my Android phone with Google Maps right now.”

  • michmess21

    WTF!! I just saved the world and only 8 people +1’d me! Only 8!!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/SoreThumb SoreThumb

    GAIN SUPERPOWERS,
    LOSE SWYPE ABILITY

  • alucky0

    Can’t… find… tablet… NOOOOOOO!

  • http://plus.psylink.net Psylink

    “Great! My iPhone is broken, because it couldn’t properly multi-task and alert me I was low on web fluid when I tossed it up to snap a picture….time to finally switch to android, I wonder if Harry’s dad can get me a prototype of the Nexus Prime”

  • Dan the Man with The PINK PANN

    Oh Sweet! When I signed up to be spiderman, I never new that the spidey costume comes with sausage fingers so that I don’t need to cut my nails when using my iPhone. Oh right. cheap android phones have resistive screens.

  • Doug Noble-Hodge

    Spiderman: “Yeah, I wouldn’t thumb my nose at a free G2X, hey, did you hear me, Lizard?”
    Lizard: “Yeah, I heard you. And even though I have the nervous system of a reptile, I’m still very embarrassed for you.”

  • Tarik Husejinovic

    Whoa…did I…just root…BOTH cores?

  • SStarz

    2 Nvidia Cores down, 8 to go. My chances of winning an Android from Phandroid are what again?

  • CaseySD

    Humm…What’s better, two hands that shoot webs…or dual cores that rip through the web and the BIG Apple.

  • DayDrinker

    Damn you Sony Play robot!!! He knew he would be unstoppable with my superpowered thumbs. Let us pray he never gets the power of Tegra otherwise we are all really screwed.

  • gr8g

    Wtf! I’m still not avbl on android market and that faggot superman is!!! Its time to kick some ass!

  • Pat Seery

    Would it be reliable righty or loose lefty to help with my spidey sense from tingling so much?

  • http://www.facebook.com/roblightner Rob Lightner

    With great power comes not-so-great battery life.

  • PKoenig44

    Go web! Fly! Up, up, and away web! Shazaam! Go! Go! Go web go! Tally ho…. hmmmm it’s not working i guess i’m running on AT&T

  • http://twitter.com/xummoner David G.

    I suck at this, I won’t even try. :-(

  • DPtheKid

    Can I haz an android?!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Sodomire/100001127209625 David Sodomire

    Great! I forgot to wash my hands after going to the bathroom! Oh no, a call is coming in on my smartphone!

  • Carlos A Loya

    Cannot sum up 4 + 4 without my Droid. WTH?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Dickerson/524307037 Matt Dickerson

    My spidey senses are tingling! One phone and two cores down… Only eight to go!

    look_im@hotmail.com

  • Cliff Wynne

    So that’s how many more weeks before the Droid Bionic is released???

  • leonfortej

    And here all along I thought the Evo 3D was just a gimic!

  • gopadge

    Anyone can travel the web as fast as me… Why didn’t I wait for 4G!!!!

  • tre_77

    “Alright super powers, I know I promised you that last time was the last time I would use you for my own personal advance, but Superman invested in Google stock, Batman invested in Google stock, Spiderman………RIM. Looks like ‘Venom’ will be making another unlawful ‘withdrawal’ from the banks tonight…………..”

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_7KQH2WDYD5AHKN4VJE6JZMS6LM Carmen Rodriquez

    (Harry) What is that?!?!
    (Peter) Its called an Android, its a rare species.
    (Harry) Whooooa. Is it changing colors? Its turning green!
    (Peter) Yes, that’s called Lookout Security.
    Some Androids change colors to blend into their environment.
    Its a defense mechanism. hahaha LMFAO :)

    c_rodriquez@yahoo.com

  • MIKESPORT

    Don’t blame me.. It’s all thumbs .. Hey thumbs where are u Hiding…

    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?id=100002317797144&pid=217616

    MIKESPORT.

    • MIKESPORT

      Can anyone of u guys can see my photo I post ? Plz comment. I think something srew up here….

  • http://profiles.google.com/ben.h.martin Ben Martin

    While Doc Oc’s shrink ray was somewhat effective against Spiderman, it did a real number on his G2X.

  • ClarkAndrews

    OMG, Where are my thumbs? How am I going to use that new Thumb Keyboard App I just got for my galaxy tab?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000127189414 Apo Krikorian

    4.0″ screen? Masturbating has never ben easier with these sticky spidy hands!

    apokrikorian@yahoo.com

  • Egotiator

    Can my web be throttled too?

  • Michael Cheong

    “I can now shoot webisodes in 3D with my Evo 3D!!”

  • Eric Jou

    It looks like i’ll need to weave a nice ole spidey net for this puppy!

  • bigernoi

    With the power given to me by my G2X… I can save the world!! And search, txt, and Facebook with amazing speed.

  • csarpad

    I’ve eaten so many apples, that my palms went green, and I’m even two times faster than before. But wait! Shouldn’t I be a robot eating so many iFood?

  • Kai Unewisse

    Sh**t. Ice Cream Sandwich leaked.

  • TheBob_with_Oscarthesingingdog

    Oscar, the singing dog, will sing the Android theme song if we are selected.

  • Jay Askren

    My spidey sense tells me there is a G2X close by. With the web at my finger tips, I will be unstoppable!!!

  • shmuelp

    Really? I had to be bitten by radioactive spiders? It couldn’t have been little radioactive green robots?

  • robertlwalters

    “Woooooo … my hands have been upgraded to NVIDIA’s Dual-Core processors. If only I had an Ice Cream Sandwich in each hand!”

  • spencer L

    introducing android 5.0, SPIDEY-roid. Complete with all the inter-webs you need.

  • Justified07

    Batman Uses “Google Nav.” on his Droid X2, Super has a air traffic app on his G2x, Wonder Woman has a “How to Tie Rope Knots” app on her Mytouch 4G, Even the Hulk is playing “Words With friends” on his HTC Evo 3D, but I’m still here using T9 word on my Razor V3m….. Grandma!!!! can I have some money??? I need to buy an Android phone!!!!

  • Shuja Sajjad

    Gorilla glass?? Pshhh…that’s nothing compared to my SPIDEY SCREEN!

  • Jonathan James

    Oh NOES! How can I play PewPew without my thumbs??

  • cr0atIAN

    No thumbs?! It’s okay with my spider grip and my capacitative gloves I am ready to go!

  • http://openid.aol.com/tropic117 Tropic117

    “So with these android phones, I can have the web at the tip of my fingers?”

  • http://twitter.com/Ken_Couture_Prn Kenneth Ohonba

    Hey Spidey my name is Android :) and lefty over there is iOS ;(

  • Comics21

    “I WILL AVENGE THAT LITTLE GREEN ROBOT! He ‘swyped’ the phone right from my hands”

  • freddayyy

    idk how Steve jobs does it! All my friends hold his apples all day and tell me they love it. Why do these hands only enjoy gingerbread?! WHY CANT I ENJOY HOLDING STEVE’S APPLES?!?!?!

  • daniel lopez

    I could just imagine what my pecker shoots!

  • CuriousCursor

    Oh my god! This is better than that app I downloaded yesterday!

  • Daniel Allen

    And for my next feat, Google Web App!

  • jaysturgie

    How did Steve Jobs patent my thumbs?!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Steven365 Steven Aponte

    Where’s my Droid??, Luke couldn’t do it without hisss

    monger3000@aol.com

  • BoSoMobi

    This whole city is my live wallpaper, suckas!

  • Sean Arnold

    Eric Schmidt tells me that I’m relying on my suit instead of being innovative.

  • http://twitter.com/rafal_gardner Gardner

    “Hmmm maybe I should attach thumbs just like Android did in commercial…”

  • http://twitter.com/chanswerr Chance Mayfield

    “this 8 dollar app blows. seriously.”

  • vikingsfan77

    Everyone gets one, but I only have 8 cores left!……….

  • lav0c

    this suit can’t use two web cores at the same time? I can’t wait to upgrade it from Spidey 2.3 Grasshopper to Spidey 2.4 Insect

  • http://www.swornbrotherhood.com/ nemesys06

    “I can no longer face chat on my new g2x, apparently Apple put a patent on my mask.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1748607755 Ben Zilber

    ith androidify i am not spiderman. I AM spiderandroid

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1748607755 Ben Zilber

    With androidify I am not spiderman. I am spiderandroid!

  • http://profiles.google.com/ryan.chism Ryan Chism

    So THIS is Open Source!

  • J. A.

    Looking forward to an eight-core Android phone…

  • http://www.facebook.com/seidijr Seidi Magori Jr

    Hey, Jobs… I can think (at least) 8 “super” reasons to take an Android instead of an iPhone!

  • yellar

    My spidey sense is tingling for the next best Android powered phone, with unlimited web.

  • Danh Nguyen

    The Android = Goblin with an Nvidia Hoverboard.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OX6SOD5K2ID2RNMSLRYM36IG5M Dion Hargreaves

    which hand shall i use to make MJ feel reeaalll good?!
    btw my spidey sense is now tingling between my legs, Uncle BEN, Uncle BEN please help me make a decision.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_5ACB6H7ALJ42NX4Y2LA7V6GISQ Raj Jaison

    NVIDIA’s Android – King of the Web World, makes Phandroider faster then spider…

  • Matt Alucardus

    “i love my new spidey since app”

  • http://www.facebook.com/trent.fordham Trent Fordham

    Dual core took my thumbs? What the hell is Kal-El going to do?!?!?

  • madmaje

    With great power comes great responsibility…but no netflix

  • Tim Maculewicz

    With the new telepathic Android software upgrade, what the hell am I going to use these hands for?

  • Beau Christian

    So…this is what Android puberty feels like…wait…My NFC senses are tingling!

  • http://twitter.com/titans_df titans

    I really want to play with my new G2X, but I’m afraid I might get it sticky..hm…

  • johndude333

    “…but uncle Ben said I would grow hair on my palms…”

  • I_AM_Steven_Seaga1

    Random Reboots…check

    Screen Bleeding…check

    Phone freezing….check

    Having private time watching T-mobile Girl video compilations on youtube…Priceless

    Thank me later… http://bit.ly/qomMjk

  • Jesus Morales

    “Damn, I knew I shouldn’t have offered to give that android my thumbs just so he could get an Xperia Play. It seemed like a good idea with its plethora of games and developer support for it…”

  • Benton Lam

    “G2x is out of stock? I can’t be the Webhead now! My mask, my powers…NOOOOOOoooooo”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=730504600 James TechnoBrotha Abraham

    Wow, Android phones ARE great! Now, how do I remove this Apple residue?

  • Bryan Rapp

    To Droid, or not to Droid, that is the question:
    Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The slings and arrows of Apple lawsuits,
    Or to take arms against a sea of Fanboys,
    And by opposing end them?

    For in that iPhone death what Apps may come to Android,
    When we have shuffled off this lame competitor,
    Like Cut the Rope – ay, there’s the App
    That saw the light and came to Android.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=730504600 James TechnoBrotha Abraham

    Wow, Android phones ARE great! Now, how do I remove this Apple residue?

  • wantsanewphone

    “8 was Honey Comb, 9 was Ice Cream Sandwich… 10 will be… Jelly Bean? Not on MY watch!

  • Matthew Wong

    “8 cores left, gotta get some before I lose it to that dude from Social Network!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/deaddragonz Kev Brown

    “How’ the heck did one spider bite give me all this!?” “Googles spider bites”

  • Victoriousness

    Maybe I shouldn’t have cut my thumbs off to look more like Andy…

  • baopham

    It’s been 8 months since Motorola promised me my Android OS update!

  • DVUSrhapsody

    With great apps come great responsibility…must kill evil pigs.

  • Francisco Ramirez

    The NVIDIA TEGRA Dual Core G2X sounds like a powerful nemesis i wonder if i should get a dual core powered suit if i do i think ill call myself THE AMZAZING SPIDERMAN POWERED BY ANDROID

  • redrooster13

    “This will be the last time I let grandma make my costume.”

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_UT3CPENELNZBAUG2DVIUFCDHR4 The J

    I am tired of being a loser, like peter parker.

  • James Tierra

    Wait… 4 plus 4 equals … 9, no 7 or maybe 6.Time to go download a calculator app from the android market.

    Jettierra@gmail.com

  • Justin Steinberg

    Wow, I hope I don’t get all this doody on my Droid

  • Ronald Garay

    “So the new tablets are like android phones but big enough for both hands and a Tegra 2 chip? With that much power comes alot of responsibility.”

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=564491883 Ronald Garay

      contact at garay.ronald@gmail.com

      would love that Transformer…God I love that tablet.

  • justinaz

    “Did I just get punk’d!? My thumbs are missing and that AnDr0iD guy was just here!!!!”

  • Scott Bordelon

    I always wound up with a sticky hand but, USUALLY NOT TWO OF THEM!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=564491883 Ronald Garay

    Oh god, I used more then 2gb of web. Now T-mobile is going to slow me down.

  • VinMessina

    So who won and what happened to the July 25th contest?