Android Rap Says F*** Apple Fanboys, B**** I Got an Android [NSFW]

by Kevin Krause on January 17th, 2011 at 11:12 am

Oh boy. Not much can be said for this little diddy all about Android. Well, all about Android might be a stretch, as the song is also 50 percent Apple bashing seasoned with plenty of profanity and all the bold-faced player hatin’ you could want. The song speaks for itself with lines like “If you talk s*** about Android I’ll slap you on your a**…and stick my finger up it.” Sure to give Rob’s G1 rap a run for its money…

[via DroidLife]

  • curt

    Aww he didn’t mention on sprint its the epic lol

  • Ace Curry

    If only he had a phone with Froyo+. Then so many more high points he can highlight.

  • DonnyDee

    Funny but he didnt mention that Android sux and that it has no support frommanufacturers or DEV’s. But Android is cool if you want something that is complete sh&t!!

  • Storm14K aka Phil

    Its not too much worse than the current Soulja Boy type rap. I could almost see it catchin on. Better yet if remixes caught on this could end up real bad for Apple lmao.

  • Dan

    f–k apple fanboys? what an immature fandroid

  • Josh

    I liked rob’s better :)

  • JBart

    @DonnyDee haha no support? you are retarded. DEV’s love Android you moron

  • PimpStrong

    Thats mike jones

  • Anon

    I think it was made by apple fans to make Android users seem retarded.

  • Adam

    this is the kind of “news” phandroid posts now?

  • Justsomeguy

    What’s hilarious is the Apple tards are getting bent out of shape over it. It’s just a song you retards, now go worship your dying god.

  • Daniel

    I agree with Anon. That was horrible… even if it was bashing Apple.

  • DroidDave

    It’s plain funny and I love how sucker Iphone users are up in arms. Face it Android is better.

  • Jon Po

    Silly black folks. What ignorance!

  • A.L.

    B*tch I got an Android…A captivate…With no Froyo…Had to Root It…Yeh now I have Froyo

  • Snakeoilsalesman

    @jon po, you are the ignorant one because this is not a black or white issue. It’s about android & iphone fool.

  • jdog25

    Rob’s Rap FTW. Verizon and Sprint would touch Android for 13 months. T-mobile FTW

  • Nick

    Too many trolls… Can’t compute…

  • mr.walker

    @jon po its Goofy muthafuckers like you that got your ass beat by some black person and still mad about it. Or fell in love with a black women. but she fuck your best friend instead. It’s just a video lmao how are you people getting mad at it? Lol

  • investigator

    Virgin Mobile Has Androids …

  • Smokexz

    if he had an Epic or Google Nexus S… he could have said FFC? and flash? and keyboard? and bigger screen? Captivate has to be the worst of the Galaxy S series, at least it’s better than the Fascinate(software wise, both are locked in some way, Bing or sideloading).

  • thedude77

    IOS Rocks!!!!

  • Jon Po

    Black people take shit the ASSHOLE. Mr.Walker eh? And its dumb motherfuckers like you who cant get their drivers license and spend their whole like on the bus or “Walking” LOL! Fucking LOOSER! Racism is funny!

  • Jon Po

    I never got my ass beat by a Negro, I’m Puerto Rican so we did a lot of the ass whooping in my town NOT BLACKS trust me. I also never fucked or will ever fuck a black chick, they don’t shave their pussy and they smell. You should know right Mr.Walker!

  • Elmer Wabbit

    Hate rap, but hate Apple masochists even more. They desire Job’s cancerous pole up their bum? Looks like they may have to settle for a dead “wood”

  • John Abraham

    My god was that terrible. Congrats to the FanDroids that make everyone with an Android phone look like nerds. No “iSheep” would ever create a rap song just about how great apple and iOS is because the people who buy iPhones are NORMAL people. You know like moms, dads, businessmen, you know people who just need a phone that is easy to GET.

    The guy that made the video needs to move out his mom’s basement, stop eating hot pockets and playing WoW all day and he needs to GET A LIFE.

  • Aeok18109

    i like the G1 rap. this new shit NO

    and for all the racist retarded shit in these comments. WOW. Apple or Android it doesnt matter. There is no place for that shit. do us all a favor and die in a fire.

  • InspectorGadget80

    B!TCH I’M GETTING 4G ATRIX.

  • Robble

    That was corny but hilarious.

  • Storm14K aka Phil

    @PimpStrong……who? lol

  • Sean

    I thought he was going to do an app review while he was at it

  • The Dark Knight

    I used to love Apple products, and I still have my 3rd Generation iPod (It’s a GREAT music device). The accessories that come with Apple products are awesome as well. However, when it comes to smart phone devices, I love my Android! ;-D

  • KADILLACTY

    racism will it ever go away????????????

  • My Galaxy

    @Jon, yeah like Puerto Rican’s are regarded generally as any better, in fact globally they are probably thought as worse, but hey keep living the dream.

    Its funny how one race/nationality bashes another when they are equally looked down by others races.

  • stussmachine

    Android tools are officially worst of all now. Any android fan not completely embarrassed by these is quite pathetic. Gave me a good laugh though.

  • #TshirtTime

    wish there was a ‘like’ button so i could LIKE @Mr Galaxy ‘s comment

  • iamsteventucker

    i’m pretty sure he was white. PS he was wearing a Hollister Co shirt, ha. that store still exists?



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