Comments on: (NSFW) Dildroid: Your Android Is Now A Vibrator

By: Trouncin

Trouncin — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 05:41:37 +0000

you put some part of the phone on her clit. duh.

By: rod-

rod- — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 04:16:20 +0000

i used an app called toywithme on my blackberry but that broke, so discovering this is awesome… i love the feeling of a hot phone against my sexy g spot in the middle of my perineum… and i can’t image how much better the android phone app works?!?! i feel like im going to love it when i buy a droid this weekend. :D

PURE HYPE. ; P

By: jonny rocket

jonny rocket — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 04:31:51 +0000

i jizzed when i saw that.

By: curious

curious — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 19:14:29 +0000

once u install the dildroid how do u remove it from ur phone

By: sasha

sasha — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 04:25:24 +0000

it feels great and it vibrates real hard!

By: roggi

roggi — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 16:57:08 +0000

FINALY!!!! (Kidding) :D:D:D

By: mikey

mikey — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:31:22 +0000

“nsfw” is for faggots who waste everyone else’s money. kthx

By: Mobidroid Master Chief

Mobidroid Master Chief — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 09:12:55 +0000

@Mario: We are currently hiring funny open minded people right now. You seem to fit perfectly for the job please apply!

You will be in charge of the “constructive critics” department your daily task will be:

while(true)
setVoice(ackbar)
say “it’s a crap!”

By: Mario

Mario — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 05:49:40 +0000

Glad to see just as much crap making its way to Android as all the other platforms.

By: Mobidroid Master Chief

Mobidroid Master Chief — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 16:53:50 +0000

@Rob: You are so going to be in a soon to exist “Testimonial” section on my site :)
@Derek: It’s too subtle to fall in the violation, actually google did send me a warning email not for the application itself but because the first version used ANDROID fonts. I fixed this in the 1.0.3.

Thx all for your interest, it’s the only pay I get right now :P

By: Wrenchy

Wrenchy — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 09:37:25 +0000

Geez, I guess the iPhone crowd will never see something like this in the app store. I will assume this would fall under the ‘objectionable content’ column or whatever the censorship police at Apple deems it at the time.

I don’t care if it’s useless or childish or whatever. At least if a developer puts it on the market, it will be available for anyone to download. I MAKE THAT CHOICE. I don’t need those choices made for me. That is why I love Android.

By: Rob

Rob — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:16:44 +0000

Believe it or not I found a practical use for this. After snapping the keyboard on the G1 closed rather hard one time it seemed to knock the vibrating mechanism out of whack. It annoyed me, particularly with the virtual keyboard.

I thought I’d see if just letting it vibrate for a while would get it back to normal, so I downloaded this app and if fixed it after maybe 15 seconds. I then uninstalled it. I swear!

By: Keith

Keith — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 02:56:54 +0000

@Derek, I would disagree. Nothing from the screen shots or video indicates it violates the rules you posted. If the said “sexual innuendo” then maybe… but they don’t.

By: Derek

Derek — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 23:52:56 +0000

I had thought about developing adult-oriented content for the market, but their content policy (http://www.android.com/market/terms/developer-content-policy.html) says not to release apps that display or link to:

# any material not suitable for persons under 18.
# pornography, obscenity, nudity or sexual activity.

Of course, I’m not even sure who’s monitoring the market right now, but this app doesn’t seem to conform to the guidelines.

By: ahmed

ahmed — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 23:37:58 +0000

smitty nice one
and
ricky i don’t know ill try when the galaxy come lol