Jun, 09 2009

Almost immediately after the iPhone 3GS was launched there was some buzz about it being the “iPhone 3G Sex” and how it would turn your new Apple into a sex toy. For droid loving nymphos out there fear not – Mobidroid.com has come to the rescue with an application called Dildroid that… well, you know.

Here is how the makers describe Dildroid:

Is a FREE multi-speed vibrator system for the Google Android OS Phone/Device.

Probably the most advance technology in the field of personal discreet and hypersubtle massage system you have seen so far. Dildroid deliver nice and gentle massage to the user. You can also share the joy by sending a massage of your choice by dildro-sms.   “It’s amazing what 2 days of R&D can do for a  product!” Said the Dildroid creator interviewed by himself. “I never tough someone would actually download it, and now it’s more than 10 000 download in three weeks!” he added just before resuming a article about Dildroid for Mobidroid.com.

And what features does it offer, good sir?

Dildroid offer multiple features like:

  • Variable speed – Allow user to pick vibration speed by erecting the head of our Andy buddy.
  • Dildro-SMS – Allow user to send SMS to contact list (both user need to have dildroid installed in order fully work)
  • Frigid Mode – Block Dildro-sms when you don’t feel vibrant and remove it when you feel horny
  • Low battery warning, don’t miss ou wonderfull low battery warning!

Interesting. I mean… Interesting?

dildroid

[Fleshbot, SlashDong (hahahahaha), Thanks for the tip Dan!]