(NSFW) Dildroid: Your Android Is Now A Vibrator
| by Rob Jackson on June 9th, 2009 |
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Almost immediately after the iPhone 3GS was launched there was some buzz about it being the “iPhone 3G Sex” and how it would turn your new Apple into a sex toy. For droid loving nymphos out there fear not – Mobidroid.com has come to the rescue with an application called Dildroid that… well, you know.
Here is how the makers describe Dildroid:
Is a FREE multi-speed vibrator system for the Google Android OS Phone/Device.
Probably the most advance technology in the field of personal discreet and hypersubtle massage system you have seen so far. Dildroid deliver nice and gentle massage to the user. You can also share the joy by sending a massage of your choice by dildro-sms. “It’s amazing what 2 days of R&D can do for a product!” Said the Dildroid creator interviewed by himself. “I never tough someone would actually download it, and now it’s more than 10 000 download in three weeks!” he added just before resuming a article about Dildroid for Mobidroid.com.
And what features does it offer, good sir?
Dildroid offer multiple features like:
- Variable speed – Allow user to pick vibration speed by erecting the head of our Andy buddy.
- Dildro-SMS – Allow user to send SMS to contact list (both user need to have dildroid installed in order fully work)
- Frigid Mode – Block Dildro-sms when you don’t feel vibrant and remove it when you feel horny
- Low battery warning, don’t miss ou wonderfull low battery warning!
Interesting. I mean… Interesting?
1. ahmed wrote on June 9, 2009
serously like what is the use of this like do u enter the phone in ur ass or what
2. Ricky wrote on June 9, 2009
^ if that’s what you’re into. haha.
these things are so silly. i cant imagine anybody using them. (;
3. squee147 wrote on June 9, 2009
i never thought i’d see a NSFW post on phandroid, but here it is. a post that is both android related and NSFW. kudos
4. Michael Martin wrote on June 9, 2009
Since this was in French is it considered a FRENCH TICKLER more than a vibrator?
,Michael Martin
GoogleAndBlog
5. Jason D wrote on June 9, 2009
ahmed, Vibrators don’t have to go into anything to be effective.
6. Mobidroid Master Chief wrote on June 9, 2009
Ok ok I know it’s a short life usage product, if the google API was a bit more clear about the USB driver usage I would suggest a DIY usb plug-in :P I plan launching version 1.0.3 later this month to add voice to Andy to … hmm … inspire users :P
@Ahmed: The main usage is to make smile, humor equipped and maybe a bit immature human being , the second usage is for massage and the third is to check if your phone still able to vibrate. Hope it’s enough for the price paid ;)
@Ricky: by reading the comments on the market, I wasn’t able to imagine it… But there is some hyper sensible user out there!
7. Mobidroid Master Chief wrote on June 9, 2009
@Michael: I loled
@JasonD : I Loled again
8. smitty wrote on June 9, 2009
It would be messed up if someone used this app and allow you to use there phone to make a phone call afterwards
9. ahmed wrote on June 9, 2009
smitty nice one
and
ricky i don’t know ill try when the galaxy come lol
10. Derek wrote on June 9, 2009
I had thought about developing adult-oriented content for the market, but their content policy (http://www.android.com/market/terms/developer-content-policy.html) says not to release apps that display or link to:
# any material not suitable for persons under 18.
# pornography, obscenity, nudity or sexual activity.
Of course, I’m not even sure who’s monitoring the market right now, but this app doesn’t seem to conform to the guidelines.
11. Keith wrote on June 9, 2009
@Derek, I would disagree. Nothing from the screen shots or video indicates it violates the rules you posted. If the said “sexual innuendo” then maybe… but they don’t.
12. Rob wrote on June 9, 2009
Believe it or not I found a practical use for this. After snapping the keyboard on the G1 closed rather hard one time it seemed to knock the vibrating mechanism out of whack. It annoyed me, particularly with the virtual keyboard.
I thought I’d see if just letting it vibrate for a while would get it back to normal, so I downloaded this app and if fixed it after maybe 15 seconds. I then uninstalled it. I swear!
13. Wrenchy wrote on June 10, 2009
Geez, I guess the iPhone crowd will never see something like this in the app store. I will assume this would fall under the ‘objectionable content’ column or whatever the censorship police at Apple deems it at the time.
I don’t care if it’s useless or childish or whatever. At least if a developer puts it on the market, it will be available for anyone to download. I MAKE THAT CHOICE. I don’t need those choices made for me. That is why I love Android.
14. Mobidroid Master Chief wrote on June 10, 2009
@Rob: You are so going to be in a soon to exist “Testimonial” section on my site :)
@Derek: It’s too subtle to fall in the violation, actually google did send me a warning email not for the application itself but because the first version used ANDROID fonts. I fixed this in the 1.0.3.
Thx all for your interest, it’s the only pay I get right now :P
15. Mario wrote on June 11, 2009
Glad to see just as much crap making its way to Android as all the other platforms.
16. Mobidroid Master Chief wrote on June 11, 2009
@Mario: We are currently hiring funny open minded people right now. You seem to fit perfectly for the job please apply!
You will be in charge of the “constructive critics” department your daily task will be:
while(true)
setVoice(ackbar)
say “it’s a crap!”
17. mikey wrote on June 12, 2009
“nsfw” is for faggots who waste everyone else’s money. kthx
18. roggi wrote on October 9, 2009
FINALY!!!! (Kidding) :D:D:D
19. sasha wrote on January 22, 2010
it feels great and it vibrates real hard!
20. curious wrote on February 11, 2010
once u install the dildroid how do u remove it from ur phone