Oct, 20 2008

Are you a real G1? Take a look and listen at/to the Android Rap Song that attempts to embody the excitement of Android/G1 into a Humorous Rap Song filled with playful swagger and Informative Brovado. And when you’re done, head on over to AndroidForums.com where nearly 1,000 “Gs” feel the same way!

Lyrics For Your Convenience (Will These Work with TuneWiki? hehe):

The T-mobile G1, they say its a Dream Come
True… I got a question for you
Ya ever think in 4 seconds
You could go from bein Fred Flinstone to bein George Jetson?

Mannnn, You gotta try it its the hotness
Its like havin MacGyver in your pocket
Its all about the apps that its rockin
But Let me double back on this topic

Phones these days don’t do much,
screens that you touch
Causin a hoopla, “oooh look”
Wanna Write an email or click a link?
The G1 has a keyboard, trackball and KITCHEN SINK

Throw that at you,
Don’t listen to the iPhone Fanbois man… they’re just Bad Apples,
The reason I show G1 love
Is for the G1s looks AND what the G1 does

It can be a caddy,
It can find a cab,
Monitor ya kids if you’re a mom or dad,
It can scan a barcode,
Find a better price,
Save a couple bucks – the economy is tight,
A fashion assistant
This rap is just hittin
The tip of the iceberg,
It makes ya life work,

More betterer, Its a Necessity
Imagine If This Phone was Endorsed By Celebrities
HipHops Stars would face a conundrum
Cause there’d be more than 1G who wants the G1

Donald Trump Could Find Real Estate For Sale On It
OJ Could Find Jails And Pay Bails On It
Lance Armstrong could find a nice bike trail on it
Sarah Palin could check her yahoo mail on it

It was all a DREAM, Courtesy of HTC
I never- so blatantly wanted to change agencies
From Verizon, Sprint or AT&T
To T-Mobile… T-Mobile G1

The T-Mobile G1 isn’t where the story bee-gun
That was last November
Over 30 Companies Banded Together
To change history for the better, forever,

Android is what they started
Kicked down the Walled Garden
And Made A Free Market

A milli-yun here, A milli-yun there
Android phones for every continent, manufacturer n carrier,
That day will come eventually… but til it does
I gotta go back to showin G1 Love

Anyone can make an App,
Everyone Can Download
Take a look around dude,
I bet it will astound you

A dollar for a ringtone? Real funny
I can make my own now… gimme back my money

It can help you cook,
Or act as a tour guide
A retina scanner- the password is your eyes,

Your phone could be a gun- virtual laser tag,
If yer getting too excited breathe into a paper bag
My phones is like a Butler I think is a good analogy
It Turns my ringer off at the theater automatically,

If I haven’t got my point across,
The G1 is hands down the Best, The Rest is just a coin toss

[Talking About Android… To Fade Out]

Beat Produced By Nacey OF Nouveau Riche

[Via AndroidForums.com]

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